How do I join the mafia

Don't romanticize that lifestyle. It's appealing from the outside and shortly on the inside too for the first few months but you'll quickly find out it's not like the movies. You'll be forced to do things that you really really don't want to do and will regret your entire life however long or short it may be. You won't be able to leave that life alive either unless you plan on hiding in shithole countries or spending the rest of your life in prison.

Uhhh you were right til the end. Read the news user, they just had quiet time. That's over.

So its still around?

Fill out an application and send in your resume retard.

>And btw the mafia is dead/dying and getting more broke by the day.
No, they just moved into politics.

ask fredo cuomo

>literally not even as bad as the movies
>most members are just upper class citizens who embezzle on the side
>very small % are involved in the dirty shit
You know nothing. Go back to watching dateline

I'm a criminologist but okay Sheldon Cooper

Congrats on wasting your money for shit education. You don’t know shit unless you’re focusing on 81 or 3rd world orgs

How do you know this? So you are saying most are just normal people who do illegal shit on side for extra dough? Like doctors, lawyers, etc?

He's just a retard lol

Legal businesses where start up/material costs can be easily manipulated. Real estate or used car lots are a good example.

Whatever kid lol

A mafia works in a similar way to any other business organisation, there's layers of management but the majority are down at the bottom doing the dirty work no one wants to do. smartass

"ayyy, straaahm-boowwllieee, ayyyyy"

Let me guess you're one of those Faggot who watch Rick and Morty and think they're like Rick?

No it doesn’t. A mafia has a more meticulous way of choosing/managing employees to use your example because if one fucks up, the backlash is far more potentially catastrophic. Nice try though

kek

You're embarrassing yourself lmao

Sure thing kiddo

ITT: FBI

if you have to ask, then you're not the kind of people they're looking for

You must be able to prove roots back to Italy and Sicily. You can work for them as an associate but that is as far as you will get. My great Grandfather was the only mob boss in the USA that never did time in prison. He died while feds were making their case against him.

Another intellectual, a mafia isn't specific to Italy and Sicily lol

It's a god tier film

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What was his name? Was anyone else in your family involved?

>believing him

Trombone? Why Do mafia guys play trombones? The ones I know don't

Santos Trafficante

No one cares what you have to say dumb fuck. Kill yourself.

>reading past the first sentence

True. I was only speaking for Italians Mafia

>even thinking about the first letter

cringe

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Okay, first you need to advertise your availability. Change your XBox Live gamer tag to something like "XxMafia69xX" (that one's taken- sorry, kid). The real Mafia should be in touch within a few days. Keep in mind, you may need to kill a man or smash up an old-timey shop before they give you a good squad.

You don't pick the mafia it picks you. You have to find yourself a made man.

>Being in this thread

Even if you did, it doesnt mean you would get in.

>being in this plane of existence

>get arrested for felony
>go to prison
>find prison mates that are mafioso
>suck their dick
>you mafia now

Gay people are usually killed.

Don't you get a pass when in the can?

Only weak pitiful faggots seek out power through organized crime. That's how niggers recruit young people off the street to join their bloodycrips. As a tax payer my gang is the countries army.Go ahead, swing pussy. You and your boys ain't shit.

No it is looked down on.

In the tv show you watched, sure.

Are all of u retarded on purpose?

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And that's why the fake katana you own with the crusty flashlight filled body pillow, unshaven neckbeard along with terrible BO and your fedora totally makes you a man. Go back to plebbit, fucking fag.

>when you get baited this hard by an autistic faggot
Just kys lol

Committing suicide in 20 minutes.
Going to shoot myself in the head with a shotgun.

Basically I joined a Discord server and they made me go on hrt and that fucked up my whole life so now I have no choice but to do it

Apparently I pass perfectly but I don't want this.

discord.com\invite\bFeKS6z

I'll be posting the link to the stream here. Here is the server that made me do it: hey3P1l

blow jobs aren’t gay, kissing is

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Yeah sure it's bait. Next you'll say "I was only pretending to be retarded."

More of a man than some little bitch cowering behind his homies when running his mouth resulted in a curb stomping. Aren't you late to a home-invasion at grandma's house? Gotta earn those stripes, faggot. My waifu and I protect the realm of men, it's not my fault the realm of men includes your sorry ass, pussy boy.

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Go to the Longshoremans union hall. Walk over to the old Italian guys playing poker on a park bench and ask if u can join.

>This thread

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>kissing is gay
>blowjobs include kissing of penis
>blowjobs are gay by transitive property

>cringe

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your not actually kissing the penis though,your sucking it

Who gives a fuck, your aspiration to be a pseudo-nigger got me covered until the end of time to be as cringy as possible. At the end of the day, you'll always be the one taking it up the ass because you're too weak to stand as a man on your own two feet so you go and find yourself a hug circle that prays on little kids and old people to feel powerful.

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real men suck it they don’t kiss it

And you typed a paragraph to my one word. Whew lad. You sure got me.

What do you think kissing is? Let's start simple,back in 5th grade when your classmastes started fucking around with each other and you watched from the outside how do you think hickies are formed?

And you read all of it anyways. Take pride in your failures, it's who you are.

Wasn’t me that baited you, you fucking autist

Says the guy arguing with another autist on b. Both of you kill yourselfs.

Might as well ask how to catch a dodo.

Mafia as glorified in the media went extinct in the 80's-90's thanks to laws created to do just that.

If you want to be in the closest thing to the mafia then it all comes down to color. If your white join a biker gang or the Aryan brotherhood. Otherwise join whichever gang of whichever color.

Why someone would rather risk their life everyday for sub-par to shit pay is beyond me. The only people who actually make any money in the business is the top dog and if you need to be asking how to get in then you can forget about ever getting to that position.

You'll wind up dead.

Since you decided to insert yourself now it's a love triangle. Are we gonna synchronize our watches or go at our own pace? My plan is natural causes at an old age, provided I don't get shot by some weak ass nigger wannabe trying to prove his worth to his low-life trash of mafia family.

I think diabeetus is gonna take you faster. See ya my nigga, break time is over. Ciao.

>thinks hickeys are from kissing

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>fling last jab before fleeing like a little bitch
You're perfect gang material, why are you even working a dead-end job?

the real mafia bosses never go to prison except the john gatti

most of the time the real bosses are the ones that doesn't look like the boss or is seen as the guy whoes ot the boss

Are you fishing for a tutorial? What do you think happens, user?

make a mobster fall in love with you

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>this entire thread

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Wow. You just got made a fucking fool of. Enjoy being the little bitch getting mad on b.

It's that kind of friend of a friend thing like gay orgies in penthouses and private properties you can see in "The World's Most Extraordinary Homes".

I am starting to think there was never a job that would require you to have a break to begin with, you little pussy bitch.

Pretty sure that user is gone. You're just getting mad at this point on your own. Enjoy while we laugh at you, faggot.

Right and talking is the same thing as kissing because you use your mouth and lips for talking. Am I right?

Watch Gomorrah the movie from 2008 an La Vida Loca - Locked to the streets. When you still wana join any organized crime group just do yourself a favor and kys immediately.

>that user is gone
That user is you, who the fuck was this designed to convince?
Also
>we
Now it's getting sad, I am cyber bullying some underage gangbanger wannabe. Holy fuck there is no coming back from having some weed thrusting his cum covered katana up your ass, user. Your life is over.

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>Imagine being this mad

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Do you form a seal when you're talking? Because you do when you kiss and you need to if you want to give someone a hicky.

Why would anyone need to? We're looking at you post what it looks like, right now.

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really? Have you ever blown a seal?

No, I don't fuck around with bestiality. Have you?

Max level Autism in this thread, holy fuck lol

so you’re telling me that’s just snow on your mustache, in August

Omg, ice cream stores still open in August, right? Some people. Now have you seen my pet seal?