Why didn't you become a pilot?

why didn't you become a pilot?

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because I don't suck dicks

Scared of heights

Depression

Worried I’d join the USAF and then get denied to fly because of my vision

vomit

I'm colorblind which means I can't obtain a pilot's license

Lots of reasons
>Bad pay
>Forced retirement
>Eyes are bad
>Hate flying
>Long hours

I know commercial pilots and they say the job is pretty much a glorified bus driver

Because every time I tried to step down that path, the bridge would burn before I got near....

If I had the connections, I'd go join some third-world shit-tier air force, just to fly....

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Vision. Plus it's actually quite involved. Rather be an officer getting similar pay sitting in a fuckin office.

i can fly an F-18 at a high alpha all day son.

Have you seen the requirements? You can’t eat/drink anything that can influence your brain 12 hours prior, including coffee. Also you have to stay on top of the regulations at all times, meaning constant studying, and you can’t fuck the stewardesses. Fuck that.

Left eye not up to scratch, the doc actually felt bad for me because I aced the aptitude test.

Ground niggers and aquatic niggers are bad enough, I don't want the sky's problems too, there's already enough niggers here as is

I live in a country where our planes could be replaced with literal toasters and taped to a kite, and that wouldn’t make a difference.

Math is fuckin hard
Atleast the way i was taught

Common core?

I want to

Red/green color deficient. I became a tanker instead.

Because i don't run Crisys

>pretty much a glorified bus driver
Basically this...

My dad was a freight pilot (basically a UPS van driver), and he snuck me along a few times. I saw all parts of that job, and I could totally do that for a living.

Sure, it's just a van full of boxes... But the van has wings and goes like 200mph and flies! How awesome is that!?

You can be a tanker with color blindness? That is surprising as so many ammo types for the MGs are maked with color bands.

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>200mph

Fuck POGs that's why

I’m blind in my left eye

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cessna_208_Caravan
>cruise speed: 214mph
Problem?

Say that to my air conditioned face, fucknugget.

Very little money in being a pilot until you've got 10+ years tenure

>former 11b here

They're super-POGs, but they still got the coolest fucking job in the military. Even cooler than Combat Arms...

It really depends on what you are doing and if you own the plane. I have known a couple of bush pilots that did alright basically being remote couriers and chopper pilots get decent money moving frost off orchards. Both of these are of course dependant on buying your own ride.

Eyesight is proper shit, that's why.

only two ways here :
1. : Army - no thanks...
2. : spend thousands of $ on a permit - not an option...

catch me ousside at mach 2 nigga

ratings, not "permits"

Lots of reasons but it was my lifes dream. Intend to get my pilots license soon when work calms down.

Same

because i read Catch-22

Because this one time ur mom sucked my dick so hard i became paralyzed and my dream was over

Bad eye sight from birth. Fucking sucks man!

Because I don't want to sit in a pit of cocks for a living

Because I'm blind.