New secrets thread. I know you're holding back user

New secrets thread. I know you're holding back user.

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Idrk? I don't have many, someone help me come up with something

I like sucking and getting plowed by fat old guys. If they are married too, I’ll let them creampie my ass.

I’m married to a beautiful woman with kids.

I wet the bed until I was 19.

I dont really hate niggers like I always tell everybody I do......

I met a guy on a gay hook up site when I was 14, he was in his 40's. He invited me over his, I sucked his cock and swallowed a huge load.

I got addicted to sucking cock and carried on meeting up with older guys, sometimes I'd wear my little sisters school uniform and then have to furiously scrub cum stains off it before anyone saw them

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My roommates gf is usually still rolling when they get in after nights out. Once he's asleep I try and convince her to get naked and make the most of the sensations before she starts coming down.

Get an itch to be a slut every now and then. Go out to bars or clubs dressed up. Tight dress, high heels, no panties, and always plugged. Come back home after showing off my plug to strangers and teasing myself to fuck myself silly with my wand.

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Its you ive seen you here before

How do you use your wand? Is it like a prostate thing?

I cured my wife's stomach problems by sneaking my fresh shit into her morning oatmeal.

I heard you may be in NYC area. My fb who liked to get fucked up against a window with her naked body on display to the public as her tits jumped with every thrust left town. Seems you liked this idea. Let me know if you'd like to take her place sometime and I'd be happy to oblige.

Bold strat.

Cured or caused?

I fucked 4 brand new chicks while my gf was out of state this weekend. 2 of them i fucked more than once and i had a 3some. Shit was cash.

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So my GF has recently gone bareback with two strangers on my suggestion and we are lying about it yo our other partners. Feels good.

I remember you from previous threads. You should start your own thread and do an AMA sometime

Thanks

I work in a call center and everyone really likes me, they think I'm good at my job, and they constantly ask me to go out for drinks after work.

But I hate all of them.

Lol, both

Nice

Sometimes I don't wash my hands after using the restroom.

I NEVER do.

Hello there ;)
More like a vagina thing.
I’d love to take that offer on one of my slutty nights. Thats something I’ve been wanting for a while now. That or against that fence you talked about. I don't know how long I could hold my moans in while people are on the other side.
Yes, I’ll most likely do this on my next slutty night. The fear of being doxxed is always in the back of my mind though, but that risk fuels me on those nights haha.

Nobody knows I'm a fag and a sub at that, and have had a Master for 2 years.
Actually naked on all fours waiting for him to come home as I'm writing this, to do his bidding.

I thought it would be a one time thing but I'm more submissive and addicted than ever :( .

Whatever makes you feel more like a woman bro.

Closeted bottom virgin fag here. Yeah the classic.
Bought my first dildo (it's huge I think I went too big or my tiny dick is really tiny) and afraid to use it.
I'm actually afraid I will really love it and won't be able to contain these urges anymore.

Her post from friday when she was slutty for us.

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Other side of the state user here. You live in a really populated area babe. Just guard your name, profession and other unique details and you should be fine.

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When I was single, I had a gf I did threesomes with (another guy always). I had never had any male contact before that or even really thought about it. One time this guy just starts sucking my cock right in the middle of the festivities. I recoiled but my gf said it was hot and wanted to watch, so I let him suck me and I came in his mouth. It was shocking to me. After that, when we did threesomes we would always find bi guys who would fuck her and suck me. I even started sucking guys off sometimes - gf loved watching that! Now I'm married, mid 30s, kids, suburbs, professional job. But about every 3 months I find a guy on grinder to hook up with for mutual oral. Other than that, I have a great sex life with my wife. Not sure if homo.

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Are you in to beastiality?

This is probably the only certain one on these threads.

No need for labels, just do what makes you happy.

That convinced me, I'm just saying this sounds like more of an r/sluttyconfessions than Yea Forums stuff. I think that s(he) should post there.

Dump everything you saved bro
On vola if that’s easier

You can convince the 14 year olds. Congrats.

Up against fence and/or window, gmail me at: johntallman62

Real or not great entertainment imo.

Ex girlfriend used to suck her dog's dick often. I didn't find out until we had been dating for almost a year. She was scared I'd freak out but I thought it was hot and asked to watch. After that she would suck the dog and me at the same time sometimes. Dog had a huge cock and knot. Once she finished I would fuck her ass if I hadn't already cum. Best orgasms ever.

I was so close to getting my gf to fuck the dog we were watching. She chickened out because she thought she might get an infection.

Do you make eye contact? If yes, you are homo.

Keep trying. It is an amazing thing to witness. Dog's cum comtinuously for a long time. My gf would end up with her face and hair covered in dog cum even thought she swallowed as much as she could. Used to love fucking her when she was coated in dog cum.

I try not to. I'm not attracted to men at all. I just like sucking a dick once in a while and watching another dude suck mine. Weird.

I used to crossdress and dance and shit for my girlfriend, just girly stuff, now we broke up and I just can't sleep, what if she tells any of her friends or shows them the vids.
I mean she said she never would and I don't think so, but there is alqays a chance

I feel like this thread got hijacked by a doubtful furry pretending to be 3 people.

Not if she values total anonymity.

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My school swim coach groomed a lot of boys, myself included.
No one really disliked it, so no one broke the secrecy, I don't think she ever got caught for it.

I fucked a couch.

This dress and panties sure do ;)
Hey babe. Thank you. I’ll make sure to be careful. I think I've told you before or in another thread I have been followed home before on one of these nights so I have been extra careful lately.
Love seen these reposted.
No thank you. Never have never will.
Going to check reddit out now :)
I’ll be in touch user ;)

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fapped to this

now I want to breed a pretty twink

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> good friends with my best friends girl
> one day makes joke about how shes won a wet tshirt contest and tells me it use to be on this site "but it no longer is"
> spend a year trying to find it on the site and various porn sites...
> find a short clip of the episode shes in.
> message the website and they tell me the episode number
> instantly buy the subscription and have been beating off to it atleast once a day
> still see her at least once a week

She will def not go for sucking as she is a very picky taster. But I want her pussy drenched. She admitted reading beastiality erotica as a teenager....but the reality is just too much right now.

> I had my dick in 3 chicks these years and gf isn't aware
> First one is her student I fucked at home during a party
> Second one ird one is mys a random girl that sucked my dick one night I was drunk
> Third one is my side fuck who sucks my dick every time I ask her

What I'm saying is these types of posts are essentially guys pretending to be chicks or traps pretending to be chicks. Reddit is more accepting of people with this fantasies, we all know who posts here and why, but it just kinda kills it when someone says they are a horny chick looking for attention.

Its the dog fucker, he regularly posts feral porn in the S/fur threads

Please go to reddit and don't come back. Thank you.

Howd you meet the third one?

Been with same girl for 4+ years.

Hooked up with two guys before, long before was with her.

When I try to get her to do anal she says, ok you first (as in with a guy).

She doesnt know I absolutely would. Preferably with her watching.

She probably already showed/told her close girlfriends while you were together. Now it's just something they laugh about

My dick is so small I gave up on girls and sucked a dick.
He was really aggressive and made me choke on it and swallow it, I was full of tears at that point.
Didn't let me get up till I thanked him and said I was his cocksucking bitch. I was full on crying at that point and almost am writing this

That’s not a girl?

Jesus fuck, this is getting ridiculous

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You can try to gatekeep this place all you want, but if its stuff like this over furry and trap threads, this is better.

Shut up you cocksucking bitch.

In a funny way :

> had problem with gf few years ago
> we almost broke up
> she cheated on me with a guy
> I went on booze and punched this guy
> I also started to chat on a dedicated forum with people
> one chick felt in love with me, sent me nudes and wanted to have a kid with me
> I started to chat with another one
> her bf doesn't fuck her anymore, but she loves sex and espacially bj
> tell her how badly I love bj too
> she moved into my town with her bf (!)
> started to side fuck unti this day

This girl actually move into my town just to be able to suck my dick.
Sounds crazy when I write it, but happened exactly this way.

Do you really think so, they have never shown a hint that they know, and I hope it stays that way. I live in a pretty small town

Lmao

I think if you have a small dick this is the best way forward. Learn to love sucking cock and then learn to love getting fucked. Youre never going to feel secure with a girl if you ever get one.

I'm going to tell you to do what all the people here refuse to. If it ever comes down to it getting out, own it. You are you.

You sound cute af and quite submissive

I’d fuck your throat

Is think my sister is a nympho. She's always walking around half naked or even totally nude, and seems to enjoy when I can see her pussy. I've taken a few pics to jerk to but actually doing stuff with her would be a big step.

el super homo

If you're actually into her you're fucking up so monumentally it's insane. I don't even condone incest and still think you're a retard or larp because you wont do anything.

Thats pretty much why I did it. I'm 24 and a virgin

lost my virginity to a cross dresser. I was about 19/20 and buzzed when I gave the t4m section on craigslist a shot. meet some cute petite on there. went to their house and came buckets in their ass, no homo. I tell w everyone I lost my virginity to a high school sweetheart

Worst thing is she enjoyed it more than I did, kinda did it for her (although I like it, but she pushed it)

Post pics then, user

Be careful. Big difference between an exhibitionist and a nympho.

Just become an expert cocksucker and love life.

When we were younger me and my best friend plotted on how we could fuck each other's sisters. We each helped push the idea along in our respective siblings heads. His sister was fat and annoying but I just wanted to get laid. Finally during a group sleep over we stage dates (we were young enough to do dumb shit like that) he got nowhere and I got her to go all the way. Long story short 16 years later and we're married now lmao but she never knew we had a pact and no matter how much I tried to help my bestie couldn't get it in with my sister.

Lost my virginity to a twink in short shorts at a party who raped my dick. It felt awesome. I've fucked dozens of women since and no dudes. You better God damn believe I keep that shit to myself.

More story time than secret, but still . . .

>user = oldfag = 55y/o
>user's wife = 31 y/o
>been together since she was 17
>been married for three years
>sex has always been great
>she's multi-orgasmic, squirts, sucks my cock, swallows
>when she cums, Kegel muscles like a vice and feels like her pussy is sucking my dick
>life's great but no anal since she was 18
>smash cut to last weekend
>on rooftop of our apartment building
>just the two of us on a blanket with some pillows, couple of cocktails, listening to music, watching the stars come out over the city
>I start tugging on her nipples
>soon, she's wanting muh dick
>sucks me right to the edge
>I eat some pussy and then dive in
>she's going insane, cumming immediately and repeatedly
>about 20 minutes in she whispers in my ear, "Do anything you want."
>lookhersquareintheeye.xml
>pull cock out of pussy and head south
>asshole covered in grool
>maintain eye contact and push.mp3
>asshole pops open, cock slides in
>her eyes wide
>pull her hair, take ownership of her
>she starts rubbing her clit
>I can feel her pussy cumming from where I am inside her asshole
>I can feel her asshole flexing in tandem with her orgasms
>"Come in me, user"
>Start working that asshole for my own needs
>"Please come inside me."
>Balls deep I cum in her ass while looking in her eyes
> ...
>Later, still naked, we're leaning on roof parapet looking at the streets and people below, >Standing there laughing quietly and kissing with each another's juices all over ourselves
>Primal, just fucking primal

tl;dr: user has best wife in the world and things are pretty sweet when you realize that life is a state of mind and you can still fuck like you're young.

Lol talking about reddit being more accepting of traps and larpers. Have you seen b catalog? Filled with trap threads and fags who love to see big dicks. We have people who push the very few females who stumble here for attention by calling them traps and larpers and even after proof has been given we still call them fags and everything is shopped lol all we are left with are the actual larpers and traps. Gj Yea Forums

Id take a larper posting actual females than a fucking furry or a trap posting themselfs

When I was 17, I would meet up with this old man on his late 60s and he would blow me and I would blow him. He would pay me to drive 2hrs away to him and we would chill drink and watch movies.

I firmly upvote both of these comments. Reddit gold inbound.

Yeah, love life while getting railed like a toy from behind by an older dude who only sees you as a fuckhole because of your own inadequacies and insecurities

Bye Yea Forums its been fun
Time to stay lurking
Ny slut
-V

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My wife has locked me in a chastity cage for over a month. She has introduced save time where she made me wear a collar and leash and tend to her every desire She whips me regularly and has told me I’ll never get to fuck her again.

I am at work in the cage and my cock can’t even get hard in it. I want her so bad

When I was 20 I had these two senior girls at my old highschool that would come over and fuck my German Shepard dog. It went on for only a year both of them went out of state for college. They recently graduated and came back home to pretty much do nothing. But sadly my dog has passed and I'm married now with two kids. I always thought about hitting them up to see if they want to fool around but I'm too much of a bitch now. Ah but it was a good time

>be me
>14/m/CA
>first day oh HS
>sitting in english class
>desk next to mine occupied by sluttiest looking girl i've ever seen
>smells like victorias secret and taint
>im still a virgin at this point so signmeup.jpg
>eventually sum up courage to talk to her, we chat for a while
>she shows me all her new school supplies and shit her parents bought her
>notice she has a brand new notebook
>ask if i can borrow it
>"sure user"
>after class i take notebook into bathroom
>open notebook and begin furiously masturbating
>no pictures, no nothing, literally going off of memory
>fantasize about dunking her head in the urinal while i drill her asshole
>eventually kablam into like five different pages of the notebook
>next day, return the notebook
>spend rest of high school career wondering if i have a masturbation addiction


in all honestly tho, this is probably the only thing i've never ever told anyone else, mostly because it doesn't even come off as funny when you say it out loud. you mostly just sound fucking disgusting.

That's the thing, I hate furries and traps as much as anyone else, but it's way more Yea Forums than this shit. It's just kinda sad an no one is fooled. The amount of work that goes into it is just kinda sad and if you want the same attention...go to a place where it's more acceptable.

That's true. She's always been into showing off so maybe it is just exhibitionism.

Calm down. The weirdness of incest aside, I already have a gf.

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I would impregnate your sis if i were you

All I'm saying is your sister seems to be clearly trying to seduce you and you're fapping to it...

Consider the implications.

>be me, a high school lad of 17
>cute af English teacher, about 30 yo
>always wears loose fitting layers of clothes
>find out she was a former fattie still having body shame issues
>chat her up all the time
>run into her at a coffee shop
>have coffee, start talking
>this leads to more informal meetings after school, always in public places, always very chaste and innocuous
>one day talk her into having over to her apartment
>alcohol.jpg
>one thing leads to another
>unwrap her clothes layer by layer to find a solid 9/10 body
>my cock so hard I didn't have enough skin left to blink my eyes
>all-nighter.exe
Fucked her on the DL that entire school year until she found someone her own age. Was awesome while it lasted, and I've always been kind of happy that I was responsible for her getting over her hangup about her looks.

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This is not a good place for the females. The few that come are attention whores who throw blood in the water for teens and white knights. There is a certain collective hivemind of Yea Forums and its broken when someone claims to be femanon. Like are you a gamergrill too? Here is my email, you obviously want to date 38yo neckbeards.

Is it? Or are these things just normalized to you now?
You greatly overvalue this board in its current state. The guy who asked her if she fucked dogs fits this description, and I can see the clear thirst, but doubter rage is by far the bigger poison. They will sperg and samefag for days. Why the fuck would you care?

That's the actual real problem. Trolls come here to troll other trolls, it is the way things are and always have been. If you want to pretend that femanon is gonna masterbate about acting like a slut, great , but at the end of the day it's just a guy with mental illness trolling you.

Not you, the doubtfags. Let the neckbeards bust their loads.

Just out of curiosity, is she still fat and annoying, or did she grow out of it?

Good night sweet prince.

i think he must be trolling ‘cause that’s definitely a girl right? I fapped to it too tho...

I used to have an on and off again gay relationship with a friends little brother throughout our teen years. He wanted to be treated like a little girl and I was willing to oblige all his fantasies. What he didnt know was it was because I had the same thoughts and really wanted to get fucked th same way so I tried to be the sort of guy for him that I wished would have fucked me into sissy submission.

We hooked up periodically over the years after his family had to move but as he got older and got an actual girlfriend I stayed the same 120lbs twink that didnt tower over a 12 year old him anymore. I started crossplaying at anime conventions and getting laid there until I came across him again. He had broken up with his trailer trash slut needed a hotel room to crash in and I was happy to let him. We ended up reversing the roles and he finally made me his girlfriend while I cosplayed Waitress Osaka from Azumanga Daioh

At a party one friends saw my wife naked.

Gone but not forgotten. Can't go to reddit though. RIP

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The circle of life.

I had a history of men using my body from a prety young age, when i was around 11 i lived in an apartment complex so me and a bunch of oter kids played a lot on te hallway, there was this chuby wird kid 2 years younger who was kind of an inadapted, i adopted him and become my best friend, he treat me like his master and always obey me, o loved the sense of control, wen i get to 12 (i gues) almos all cool kids move away and were the 2 of us alone, puberty hits up and little by little we run behind the building and do some lewd stuf, not so serius, like i orfer him to show me his penis and his ass, we kiss some times, and ocacionaly i let him take a fast peek on my vagina, kind of inocent lewd stuff, everithing change some day i get into his house and we went to his brother's room, he had a bunch of stuff and i wasnt a rich girl so i had only tv, soo he had a work, all his nintendo stuff virtual reality boy what didnt even work, posters, his own tv and a bunch of movies (pirated vhs) what i loved to chose from were incredibly flashy, so once in a wile he let us come bac, we even film our own mini movies whit his camera, i gues he tell him someting about what we ocacionaly do behind the complex building because some day he ask if we ever did somethig ... adultish, he rats me out an confess we did some things, i get nervius, ashamed and unconfortable, but i wass used to ve the groun up colected cool leader infront of my friend (idk, young pretetious stuff) so i act proud like i had to teach him because he did not know anyting, he asked what kinds of thins we did, how, where, when, if we liked it, he ask if we knew what real adult stuff was like, stuff like sex, we tell him that was bad for our age so we didn do more, he ask his brother if he wanted to know, he says yes and i just was shoked tring to apear calm, ten he look at me and ask me to show him, it was time for him, he take out a porn magazine from the closet and showed to him and try to show me. Cont?

Still chubby but the annoying went out the window after I got her pussy

Bunch of friends and I gangbanged a girl in high school. Wouldn't think she was slutty looking at her. She was the cute, quiet type that mostly kept to herself. Pretty sure she just loved getting attention even if she had to degrade herself to being a fucktoy. Probably had home issues, but not like anyone cared about that. Anyway I say "and I", but I only got my dick sucked for a minute or two before another guy swapped with me and then I ended up cumming on myself while waiting for a hole to free up. Was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life even though no one noticed because we were all focused on the slut. Basically gangbangs where there are more dicks than holes are only hot in porn and are absolute shit to partake in.

You can flame deviant sexual behavior all you want. I do it all the time in hairy pussy threads. You are just pissed because I ruined your roleplay that kinky lady shows interest in neck beards. There are much better places for larping if you want the "actual girl" experience. This whole thread is about shifting the normalization, its about dog fucking and blowing 60yo dudes as teen boys. It's most likely all lies as well, but still more believable than "I am a hot woman who gets off acting slutty teehee".

LOL, cool, hope you two stay happy.

But there is so much porn in the world, cam girls, roleplay. Hell taking a shower and acne medication will do wonders. Its dangerous to be so sad that larping with a dude on/b/ is worth your time and effort.

Only place you're wrong is that you broke the roleplay for me, I just witnessed it whilst lurking. Agree, can't refute any of that. I'm just not going to push out people who make tangible content and deliver on requests in a sea of "roll dubs and..." threads that never do. She def should have had her own thread though.

See the ongoing convo.

I'm 24 and I've been having a secret relationship with a girl who is now 16 for the last 3 years. Is my now ex's little sister.

Only reason my girlfriend is with me is because I let her humiliate and hit me on a daily base (in house only, no one knows)

>I have dedicated my entire life to a sexual kink

Gay

pics or it didn't happen

I never said I like that part

That should be what we call cute sissies in 69 position from now on

Yea agree that this place is not a good place for females. Of course the ones the come here to post are attention whores who get off on the attention. I dont think they are all men in the end some are actual women who come here for attention and get off on the neckbeards lust for them. Just this morning not sure if the threads are still up i saw two femanons posting themselves their cunts with time stamped and fullfilling requests yet Yea Forums tards still called it fake. And b having a collective sperg hivemind they all started to doubt the thread and they stopped posting cuz the attention went off them and onto the retards calling the thread fake. Ive been following that ny bitch from when she he started posting some shit looked legit other looked doubtful if it was a larp it was fun and entertaining something pass the time. If real fuck it was hot. But now we are left with obvi fake shit fags posting their gay shit stories that never happened and cucks who want their non existing gf wife to be plowed by bbc. Which imo gets pretty fuckin stale

I wasnt realy curious to see the porn, i feel intimidated by the real stuff, but he show them and explain the positions, the parts of the body, what sex was like and why it feels great and that, at some pont he told him if i ever let him touch my bobs (i did not even had devoloped boobs at the time, just some little abulted skin on my chest) he told him it was always been just peeks jere and there, he ask me to let him feel a little just so he can learn please and he would made it wort, i did not want to but says yes, i was kind of following everiting he says for some reason, he touched me on top of my dress, he told him to go inside the clotes, i told them.that was too mutch, he calmed me, told me it was noting bad, and would feel good, we were all friends and we were just teaching him how it had to be done, i agree and he yold him step for step what to do, to teke of my dress take down my training bra, and play slowly whit my neaples, i was unconfortable still but not that scared now, he tell him to watch and learn, ask me realy polite if he could show him quick, he used realy soft voice so idk i just follow and says like if i didnt care to go on, he was around his early 20's and he clearly got experience, he touched me and take me from my hips in a realy dominant maner witout baing rude, he realy own me, he told him to treat beautifull womens like me wit ultimate care and love menwile he was touching me all over, he teach him how to kiss and kissed me, was realy wird at that point i didnt evem had an opinion or choise, it wasnt realy rape but iwas too young to take any desition really. This is realy private stuff but i like to read secrets here so im posting mines, hope you enjoy and undertand. Cont?

I'm the guy from yesterday that was fucking his nieces

Or princess kek

I was on grindr days long searching for someone to come over at my house and fuck me or suck me dry. Nobody could ever do that.
I tried with a lot of people. But they were always busy or they said they were coming over tomorrow and blocked me before.
Really sad. Wanted to get fucked but never could.
I was also a slut on that app and send a lot of slutty poses and pics so they would come over.
Nobody ever came over sadly....
Still horny and wanting to get fucked so badly.

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When I think about it there are probably several hundred guys whom I sent fag sissy pictures and videos to on kik.
I wonder if anything ever happened with them, if they were posted anywhere or similar

I know where Cotton-eye Joe came from and where he went

I know the way to San Jose

11 and 16, iirc. How's it going, dude?

These women do exists and they do post here from time to time. There were two ln. posted time stamps and requests. Now a larper who says he fucks dogs or produces zoo porn without any proof is not as believe-able to me. World is full of perverts and deviants not hard to believe women are in that niche

My sister put hot sauce on my toothbrush once as a prank. In retaliation I regularly started scrubbing my junk with her toothbrush every day when I showered. Looking back I probably took it way too far. It also gives me a boner now when I think about how she was basically rubbing my dick all around in her mouth. But back then I was just doing it to be an asshole and the thought of it being sexual in nature wasn't something that ever crossed my mind.

This.

Good, still larping my fake story to virgin kids on Yea Forums. Life is good.

kek

i simply wanna fuck my neigbours nigger daughter and fill every hole balls deep ....

11 and 14, doing great

You mean people don't actually post self-incriminating life-ending evidence/tales here? Sheeeeiiiit

still larping with no proof. oh well.

I like that story continue. I'm a Dom myself and usually i do the same, in terms of teaching girls how to please me

U get what u pay for

I've been cyberstalking this friend of a friend and found an old myspace page they made dedicated to the one who committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>11 and 14
Whoops, my bad, LOL.

Gross

sorry dude, it's a trap.

No problem

i have good news and bad news for you bro

I'm turned on by black girls, but nigger culture is so disgusting to me that I've never followed through on it.

This thread is about secrets, her secret was that she was a closetted slut wanting to fulfill her fantasies. She liked being anonymous and sharing herself with strangers. A secret is still a secret just because it isnt something like her fuckin a dog or wanting to be a cuck doesnt mean it doesnt belong in this thread.
Agree here she should have moved to her own thread to provide and full fill her fantasy

shes mixed and born in Europe so not that much nigger culture. A fair bit mind u but i dont mind that much tbh

This is the hottest thing I've seen in a long time.

Any moar?

You are right about having her own thread. I'm not big on "tits or gtfo", because frankly if you have to say it, she has no clue what she is getting into or trolling. This is not good unless her primary fetish is being trolled by teenage boys. Plus someone has to teach these teenage boys that they will not get lucky by being nice to some femanon on Yea Forums.

I lost my virginity bent over a car hood fully naked in mid of some forest with a dick balls deep in my ass from an older guy I met that night.
I'm also a guy.
I couldn't look anyone in the eyes for a month, felt like everyone knew and was judging me.

I'd agree they are not all men. But 90% of people here are guys 16-35yo with a narrow band of interests, jokes, and no limits. Trying to say you are a young attractive chick who gets off dressing slutty is more reddit bait.

You dont get it.

My wife loves wearing her plug out when we go to bars and clubs as well. Our little secret and the sex after is alway amazing. Plus after having her plug in for a while anal is easier for her. Not hard to believe other women do this, nor that it is their dirty little secret.

Been married for well over 15 years. No sex last 6 years. Hired a hooker 5 years ago. Been seeing her every 2 weeks for years. She has left the business 4 years ago, we still meet up and fuck 2 times a month. It is awesome and has made me able to stay with my wife that is my friend, but not sexual partner. It is still working...

grindr is about 80% bottoms

Any luck so far?

I used to sit alone on the bus to school and stare out the window imagining that I was Goku and was running alongside the bus.

What if proof is provided?

I'd only judge you if the car was a PT Cruiser.

Same. Stable marriage. Sex is crap otherwise life is awesome. Your lucky, all the hookers I meet are awful humans

I'm in a similar situation. Married by very little sex life with wife. I have an ex girlfriend in my town who is pretty poor and who I'm friends with. I pay her 40 dollars to give me a blowjob any time I feel like it. She was probably the best cocksucker I ever knew so it's worth it. She deep throats and always swallows.
Plus, she needs the money.

Pics

Totally this, car for a faggot

Well luckily it was an older BMW 3

You are correct, I was lucky. She wasn't the only one at first, now, she is. We are friends and genuinely care for each other. Not sure how it happened either.

I stole money from my boss a few weeks ago. I handle the finance stuff and he’s never asked about payment for an order but when he mentioned it yesterday I got so sick. I hope he doesn’t ask about it again.

could you post the video?

You ever come close to getting caught? How would wife react?

Most of the shit NY slut posted was time stamped and believe-able. Aside from the obvious lighting edits and crops it seemed legit. Like said before, its the people who even after being provided proof and time stamps still question and push them out of here and into reddit.

If you post porn publicly, you should be able to post it here. That being said. My gf does have dog fucking fetishes, but never did it in real life.

Have a GF and every time I go to school in Vancouver. I go on a hooker fucking spree. Probably ten Asian hookers in 8 weeks of school. I am addicted to the rush of cheating on my GF with these whores.

Sounds hot

No, never. She would leave me most likely. Strange with this, had affair 1 time, felt awful. This, because we are on same page and she just likes money and sex with nice clean guy, feel no guilt. I don't want more, she doesnt want more. It works.

Lucky man. Im at the point were sex has become boring with my wife and im looking for what you have. Got any stories? Tips?

Nice. How did you find out? Seems to be a big fetish for women according to these threads lol

exactly.

I think you guys are dead wrong about females on this site. I know several who lurk but would never post. I'd bet there are many like that. You have to understand - girls are just as kinky and depraved as you are, they are just very hestitant to let anyone know.

What chick doesn't secretly want 5o be a slut...that's the thing. Like if there was a chick that magically found herself here...I'd imagine there are some better bait than some shit tier "I pretend to be slutty" shit. My friend's wife wears no panties and a plug to the grocery store and it's a Tuesday. Some thot confesses that in Yea Forums and wants a medal or something? My thing is that it's the worst kind of liw hanging bait.

It's very convenient and she is a terrific dick sucker. Much better than the wife. She actually enjoys sucking and likes cum.

He hug me and tell on my ear i was bautifull and mature, to relax and he woult treat me well, lift me up and put me in his bed next to my friend, he unbotoned his pa ts and take out his dick, i wasn used to see them, his brother was slim soft pale skin and cute, like a worm, he had a diferent kind of thing, he told me to relax, and explain that it become like this when he see a perfect partner, to not be scared, made me pet his penis a bit, ten just put me down and kiss me and fingered me, all infront of his brother, i knew what was about to hapend and i did not concent but says noting, it feels good but i wasnt enjoing myself, i just let it hapen, after a wile he spred my legs and he try to penetrate me giving me i structions how to position my legs hips and body, when he finaly penetrated me a little it did hurt so i ask him.plese to stop, he told me to wait a little bit and stoped, but moved a little bit some times, i really wanted to cry and did cry at some little moments, he keep teling me nice things to calm me down and teling his brother to come close and see and touch if he wanted, i was on a pose on my back whit him above me and betwen my legs, with my hips kind of aiming up and my legs almost at the level of my chest, was complitely dominated and i culdnt realy move, my friend ended touching my ass and anus and boobs when i had a chance, i told him to stop but my voice brake up when id speak so i shut up, he fuked me slowly like that like 10 minutes and he pull out to finish in a napkin, he ask me if i was ok, told me i was awesome and try to confort me, he cleaned me up and talk to his brother to treat women right and bull shit, puts a movie and we went silent the entire movie and i went home, i didnt come outside to play like in a week, after that i reunited to my friend, we act normal and play normal for a few days, we went back to te complex and he was realy pushi to let him touch me and to touch him, the inocense was gone

Wouldn't know where to start now. Mine was back when backpage and CL were still ok. If you do find someone, treat them nice. Make an effort so they know you are not a weirdo or killer. Be generous without being taken advantage of. They will run all over the guys that throw money around. Mine didn't start treating me with respect until I said no.

Your name start with a C ?

It's not that she wears a plug out. That's pretty common. It's that fact that its this attractive thots big secret. I would say if there was a chick that found herself here that she wouldn't be so naive. But a dude would be.

Oh, there's plenty of wahmen around. A lot of the gay shit you see here is women posting their own fics.

This, too many people on this site have no idea what women are actually like because they don't talk to them in real life. Women have crazier sex drives than most men honestly, they're just literally not going to talk about it unless they're around other women.

No, dates and years modified to remain user.

Well look around. Porn. Fag shit. Rekt and gore. Cuck threads. Redpilled shit. Trump shit. Do you have any proof contrary that it's a bunch of dudes here?

Went to Amsterdam a few years back with a buddy of mine. We were shopping for chicks in the windows at the Red Light District. I really wanted to fuck a black chick, so my buddy and I split up to look for one. He ends up finding me one. I go in there and start to play with her fake tits and instantly knew it was a tranny. My buddy was so drunk, he had no idea. He takes off to find a chick and here I am stuck with this tranny. After I play with her tits, I start licking her asshole. My heart was racing, knowing I was about to suck a cock for the first time. I kept trying to grab around for her cock and she wouldn't let me, so eventually I asked her if she had a dick and she said yes, so I asked her if I could suck it. She obliged and I sucked her for about 30 minutes until I blew my load and that was it. Never told a single soul about this. I've been drinking whiskey all night and it's early morning now. Feels good to let that off my chest. Wow.

I'm calling out the time stamps too. They are weird. Something is not sitting right with them. Like I wouldn't do an oddly specific request with timestamp. At the same time...she should just attention whore somewhere else.

Or until they really trust you not to shame them. Otherwise, spot on.

She said said that she was into beastiality erotica porn when she was a teenager. She let the family dog hump her as a kid. More recently she had a guy she was talking to her send her some porn and she liked it. We were talking about extreme fetishes.

I have a massive stolen pics fetish and it's really the only thing that would make me cum now.

Wish my friends would share their nudes of all the sluts we know too, get a nude cooperative going.

You are not wrong...why would they not post? Because its blood in the water and they will be torn apart, shames, humiliated, and doxxed. Its protocol here.

I would imagine they would be depraved and kinky if they were here. That's why it's so unbelievable when a hot chick strolls up and says....I pretend I'm slutty and wear a plug teehee. It would be more believable if their biggest secret was drinking piss, or biggest fantasies was getting raped by their uncle. I get there are many chicks here, but but they need to post in accordance with protocol or harrassed.

Absolutely this. The thing that im saying is that if one of them was to post here it would be for the obvious attention it would bring.
Well the thing is that they do want a metal. They want the attention and acknowledgement that comes with confessing that. That doesnt mean its bait.
Sort of dont understand what you are saying maybe word it differently lol
Agree. But those who seek attention and have a fetish for it would talk about it because it bring the attention to them. Ive been around women who openly talk about sex and their fetishes and it brings them a lot of attention all the fuck boys and people who want to get into her pants jump in on the discussion and she hold all the attention.

The last one the time stamp look real you can zoom in and see the pixels liek the rest of the image and there is a bend right where her knee is but it looks awkward. Prob her messing with the lighting too much. I get that she wants to be anonymous but it just makes her content look suspect. Doubt well get a thread from her now doubtfags scared her off as usual with the women who post here on Yea Forums

I did let him touch me some times but he had to be super obedient, it was easy whit him, fun, i was on control i gues, he told me to go to his brother a couple of times but i didnt want to, after a couple of weeks more i ended going back, he acted kind of nervus, give me a big chocolate and told me he was afraid he scared me off and i wouldnt play whit his bro gain, i told him to no be silly, nothing hapend and he spoiled us (specialy me) when we went to his room, until other time on his room, my friend tod his bro to teach him how to touch my boobs again (i gues he figure out how to control me trough his big bro) i didnt want to but after a couple of jokes i let him, he just take instructions from his brother and clumsy touched my chest and remove my shirt, he try to teach him how to properlt suck my neaples and sudently he told me to grab his lit bro penis, i wasnt that intimidated and this time was kind of curios, so i just start touching him, he told me to try to suck him, y kind of try and kis his little penis but wasnt a fan, his brother joins and the 2 of them touch me all over, he take out his D and told me to suck him, i gag everitime i was about to lick so i couldnt, he gave up, he took me to his ved and undress me, again i was being used, i didnt like it but like it at the same time, it is wird to explain, he teach him how my vagina works and teach him about my clit and be carefull, he was using his brother as a scuse to take me over and do what he wanted, he fingered me a d after a wile he take of his clotes, told me to spred and rize my legs, and he penetrated me again, for a time was normal about 1 or 2 times per month he just fuked me , i didnt realy had real plesure but i liked it in a extrange diferent way, like i knew i was doing something i wasnt supose to do, je was like a secret bf, he spoiled me whit things and some times he take us to the movies i awaken sexualy because of this, this keep going for a couple of years

Ty user you lucky pos

Nicee my girl basically the same. Bought her a doggy dick dildo coming in the mail soon. We have a husky and inwould to see her get mounted by him

how did this affect you as an adult?

I'm saying to take the attention whore game out of this thread. Guy, girl, trap, bait. These people are unicorns, they don't exist and when they do, what do you get at the end of the larp? A grainy picture of boobs and "teehee I wore a plug in public". Anons expect better than this, it's like going to a shitty movie and telling yourself it's not a shitty movie.

Some times he send my friend to porpouse lure me.into his room so they could do things, my friend plenty touched my body but he never fuked me even when his penis was able to, i did work out his whit my hand some times, his brother never showed inapropiated behibor outsaid his room, some times he pik us after scool in his old car and try to convince us to go to his room to se X or Y new movie or play new game, some times he jus buy us snaks and see movies or play games and other times he would start a quick sex afternoon, he start using condoms after the few first sesions, and teach me how to please him (i never blow him) but i started to use me sex apeal to get away with things later on, i have a lot of stories but this is hoe it all started for me, now im maried with a great husband and im faitfull and will ever be, but before him was kind of slut and i did use my sex to get what i wanted, if u wana know more stories or have queston let me know.

Agree the expectations on this site go beyond a fully clothed selfie with a time stamp when calling yourself a slut and a woman at that. But it doesnt take away that they were that actual gender or real. Prob just an attention whore looking for a bit of thrill. Rip ny slutt you could have been so much more

That's what I am talking about. Like if she held the tape dispenser that she taped it in herself or wrote something like #lololbbq6969 in sharpie....or sharpie in the pooper with that note...it would be more believable. Its Yea Forums know your audience. Second, you will get fat shamed, humiliated, etc...know your audience if you wanna post on Yea Forums.

We did that too with the cum shooter from bad dragon.

It took a while. She was just in her twenties when we started and she realized in the 1st few months that if she was honest, gave me what I was looking for, she would have steady, reliable few hundred a month for something she likes anyway. She is mid to late 20s now and is now able to appreciate it even more. I have given her career advice, talked her through family stuff and generally been very kind. That is all it took. She is really just a friend now that a purchase a product from a couple times a month. She is great with it and saves her money.

>But it's anonymous
Suuuuuuuuuuuure it is

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Google "boobs" with safe search off if you want more. Think of it this way. Worst case scenario its a larp. Best case scenario, a chick who should be on r/gonewild comes here by mistake. She was obviously naive and dumb and will probably not stand the heat anyway. Now if she was into humiliation and could stick a 24 nitrile gloves in her ass....she could be Yea Forums material.

Oh she did know us. Her butt plug story was how she was identified in these threads. She got called out before. And would post timestamp calling them neckbeards faggots and shit. She posted her heel on her head (shoe on head). She posted that she had sucked off men in a glory hole an user confirmed he was there. Posted her in sweats hoodie and heels from the back in the adult store in nyc dressed just how she said she had dressed when she went. posted proof of no samefagging as well the proof that she was real was there. Guess she just had enough of doubtfags and fucked off to reddit.

Fuck that must have been hot. Hoping to get this done as well

Word lmao 420% this

Really... in light of all that, I have more respect for her than interest in getting a blowjob. Seems cool.

Why are faggots like you so gay?

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Anyone ever stolen pics from girls they know?

If you people ever delivered on content the arguments in this post would be a lot more valid. 'V' posted with effort. The worst part about Yea Forums coming from an inconsistent long time lurker, is honestly laziness. That's like a societal problem more than a Yea Forums problem of course, but this place had a lot more effort posters and tech savvy individuals contributing. Right now, theres few people who will even Google a fucking word to educate themselves. I personally reward effort by speaking up, you do not have to, but I think it makes a better board regardless of what their focus is.

where is she from exactly and how old?
you have any contact to her?

Stop projecting user, you should get out from your moms basement more.

You want her phone #?

I wish my mom would give me a blumpkin

that would be nice
also name & a foto would be nice

nah, just want to know if you have spoken to her.
do you know her or are you just watching?

already told the story in another secrets thread recently, but will write again if wanted.
basically when i was around 17yo my mother and i had been in long relationships and all of a sudden both just left us. she felt really sad so i wanted to comfort her, but since i was feeling sad too she wanted to comfort me as well, and that ultimately led to us fucking (both of us wanted it at the moment)

how did it start?

Lmfao that photoshopped timestamps. You can literally see the pixel breaks on the edges.

this.

Saw you then. Curious if you always liked little ones and cultivated this or just found your dick getting hard.

Her name is Latifa.

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Fuck off dude

Berlin, about 16/17 i guess .
Na man no contact
fkin kek

Yeah, hit on them hard. They'll both fuck you. Or else--you can hint about dog fucking rumors if they don't let YOU fuck them now. Probably won't need to. Prob they fuck you anyway for old times thrills. But just in case, you've got that in reserve. Go for it.

greentext?

I lurk these secret threads like its my job. Love them. i find them more entertaining than most of b with their trap threads and girls that have been over posted over and over again. She started posting about two months ago. Usually started with her butt plug slutty story. Her content was good and entertaining. If i wasnt across the country I would have been im nyc balls deep in her.
What posted is accurate. She did deliver good content.

I jack off thinking about my mom getting used as a piss and cum slut for friends, strangers and trannies.

Not same fagging. Back to lurking. Rip V

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He's already looking into it, and you're going to get canned and charged.

Good job.

Wrong quote.

do you still fuck?

More proof of not samefagging lul.
Wrong quotes rip me.

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kek gj

You still want her phone# bro? She's aching for some white dick. She will be gentle with you.

OH LAWD SHE COMIN

>She posted that she had sucked off men in a glory hole an user confirmed he was there.

Yeah, another “user” provided confirmation! Completely believable. I’m sold.

Absolutely no need for hookers. Plenty of single and married women love to fuck married guys.

Audible kek’d

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I made a fake kik account so I could get my friend's girlfriend's nudes.
I got them,she's so fucking hot

Holy shit dude just let it go. You cant be sure and shouldn't care.

Dubs say you post em. It is written.

see

last time it took me 3 posts so i'll try to shorten it a bit, ask me anything if you want more details.

>as i said, was around 17 at the time, my mom around 40, we were in long relationships that failed (parents were divorced so my mother's relationship wasn't with my father)
>end up really sad because i loved my gf a lot, crying for a few hours
>mom looked dead for a few days already
>after crying i go out of my room to eat or drink something to calm me down
>pass by my mother's room, she's crying but tries to hide it from me
>decide to ask her if she wants me to stay with her for a bit (didn't have any thoughts about fucking her or anything, just hated seeing her sad)
>she accepts, i lay down with her in bed (we were only in underwear but there was still no sexual thoughts)
>since i'm now extremely close to her and failing to comfort her since i'm sad, she notices it and asks me what's wrong
>admit it all, she hugs me and tries to make me feel better, just end up crying in her arms, hugging her as well
>she kisses me on the cheek and tells me that everything will be okay, she's here
>go totally retarded and kiss her on the cheek as well for no reason, only answering "thank you"

will continue in another post so it's not a block of text.
we kept fucking after that, but now not anymore. she's happy and in a relationship but we keep good memories about these moments. wish i could still fuck her, it was amazing

I have a piss fetish.

Thats basically as deep as the hole goes. I'm really not an interesting person.

Hard to believe when said like this i know. Seems like bait but she describe what she wore and an user posted a picture of a woman in the exact same clothes from the back walking away in an adult store. Wish id screenshot it.

>Inb4 lying fag

Cant win em all i guess

This

What triggered this fetish?

greentext if you've got anywhere. Pics?

Ok,just give me a minute the file is too big

I'm pretty much in love with my half sis. No other girl comes even remotely close to her

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>Till 13 here

rip nigger

Can i just bump screenshots of what she send me I don't wanna compress a video

Didnt this dude get outted? Someone found her instagram and sent her a message. Idk what came of it tho guess he still hasnt fucked her

Yeah am actually hoping for closure on that.

Here is it

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>for some reason we keep kissing each other's cheeks, until i decide to kiss her lips
>she doesn't say anything and just looks at me
>feel like i'm a fucking dumbass and start apologizing but she does the same
>she smiles at me and says "when you kiss me like that i forget everything"
>we keep hugging and kinda caressing each other's back for a bit while kissing, as she said forgetting everything bad
>go even more retarded and try to french kiss her, probably thinking i'm with my gf
>she goes along with it too
>at this point clearly having a boner; she feels it poking her
>"i suppose i'm not this ugly after all" (she hated her body, and her bf leaving her all of a sudden didn't help)
>i start talking about how i find her gorgeous and beautiful, while getting even closer to her
>she likes how i'm reacting to her and starts rubbing her pussy against my dick (still in underwear by the way.)
>at this point things start escalating very quickly, i take off her clothes, she takes off mine, and we keep rubbing each other and kissing each other as well
>we start touching each other, i push a finger in and notice she's wet as fuck
>get way too excited and move to be on top of her
>she opens her legs and i ask if she really wants it, not even thinking about protection
>she only answers "make me forget everything" while smiling
>her pussy is so wet that i get inside very easily
>we fuck, it's amazing, but i eventually get to my limit
>tell her i'm going to cum, thinking she wants it somewhere else
>she just tries to keep me stuck with her legs, doesn't really manage to but don't want to disappoint her and really want that too
>go the deepest possible and cum
>we're happy and we kiss one last time before going to bed
>end up sleeping with her, and continue to sleep with her every night until she gets another bf, fucking a lot of times too since we were the only people in the house

good times. wish i could go back
as i said, you can ask me anything if you want

science Bitches!

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When I was in grad school I smoked weed with a bunch of my professors and found out that they basically all are swingers.
A couple of them were hot as hell so I definitely wanted in on that action, but being a 'swingers' thing I had to have a partner too, and I did not. I asked one of the single female professors to be my partner (who was like in her early 60s, but hey I didn't have to fuck her) but she said no.
Anticlimactic, but true.
I got to see some titties, though, so that was cool.

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so close

You mix someone up

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Yea, I'm sorry she wasn't crowned queen Yea Forums of the sluts. Here is a universal truth, if you are a woman and you post in Yea Forums you will get shit. She can be a landwhale or 11 out of 10. You will get shit on and it will never be enough. If she thinks she can come here and bring balance to the force then she is dead wrong. She could go the same shit on reddit if she wants that attention.

How young old were the other professors? 60 yo as well?

Yeah pretty much..

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I almost got v& a couple weeks ago

Basically conversation over snapchat with my step-daughter's friend got a little out of control.
Luckily none of it saved.

She freaked out and told my wife, but I was able to explain it away, plus lack of evidence (no nudes either)

the girl was molested when younger and invites behavior with her own talking and behavior. Her and her mom agree to just drop it. I agreed to delete snapchat and not talk with her anymore.

Never trust teen girls. Ever.

I found a few college professors on AFF at my college when I went. They were interested until I told them that I recognized them and they ghosted me.

o rly ...

On average I think they were in their mid to late 40s, since they were mostly parents of young kids or about. I don't really know all their ages. All I know is the one I asked said no because her son was almost exactly my age.

This. Not a teen, but a chick in my circle is bipolar/borderline or whatever she says this week. Same thing, invites flirting and behavior...then turns into a #metoo ice princess when triggered. She scares the shit out of us guys.

youtube.com/watch?v=XRj8ZxnzWGo

What was the convo

just run m8, as far and fast as possible

you are scum, kys

Bitches like this need to be raped sonthey could have something to bitch about in this #metop era

Just flirty, she asked sex questions, what i've done, I answered and replied back with similar questions.

The question of nudes came up and and I said I'd never turn one down.

Conversation got quiet after that, and I kept triple-checking to make sure it didn't get saved.

I forgot about the conversation until next day when she freaked out.

Nope

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That is not her. Are you blind?

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actual retard

I like to walk around town with cum on my face or hair, where ever it landed after giving my bf head, and love watching people react. They'll sometimes be oblivious, then I see them focus in and when it registers their reactions range from pure surprise to disgust, which they stiffle pretty quickly. Out of dozens and dozens of times, only once did anyone ever say anything. An old lady standing in line next to me at a convenience store tapped me on the shoulder, and pointing at her cheek whispered "Um, you've got something there." Unfortunately this was about half an hour after wandering through town, so most of it was dry and invisible, but the cum on my cheek had been layered on pretty thick so it was kind of crumbly when it dried. I thanked her, removed some of the dry cum flakes off with a fingernail and ate it while looking at her.

Pretty sure she knew exactly what it was.
I'm a girl, btw

I fucked my mom's morbidly obese friend when i was 14, thus losing my virginity that summer. She had a thing for young boys andi was a horny teen boy who didnt know better. Sometimes when im with my wife I think of her and get a boner, and the shame over it drives me to drink. My newfound drinking habit worries my wife but i cant tell her why because deep down I know that I don't even feel bad i did it, and that's what's bothering me, and im not even sure how to explain that to her

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She has made herself untouchable in our circle. It's hard to just cut her off because she hasn't like destroyed anything yet. But we warn anyone who tries to flirt or give her attention.

So last year I signed over half a house my uncle had left me to my cousin. She's 37 and two kids with her partner. I'm 33. For this she agreed to stay with me for a week and have sex. Took a lot of negotiating on what and how many times, etc. I can't have kids so she will or her kids will eventually get the house. And I got what I want. Will not post photo as I know my half brother is on Yea Forums regular

My God, will ya look at those nipples.

I cum into my daughter's clean underwear and let them dry in her drawer. She smells fucking fantastic now. I can smell it when I read her bedtime stories.

gj .... thats fking dangerzone

Love to spray my cum in a woman's hair.
Let me know if your bf doesn't shoot enough on you.

This is a 'tits or gtfo' with real intentions because this is weird and fucked up in the right kind of way.

Niceee done anything else?

Thats one way to lose your v card i guess

Just do it man, I used to have hangups. I’ve only fuck transgirls for the past 4 years and it’s awesome. I have one sissy now who does pure schoolgirl/chastity and swallows everything.

post the vid

Man, I hate it when a thread starts coming alive again as it hits the bump limit.

Hey buddy, it's ok to fuck a fat chick now and then. You have nothing to be ashamed about. Don't feel bad about it anymore, it might fuck up your life with the drinking and all. You got laid, that's all

I collect nudes of hot girls, then follow them on instagram so whenever they post a pic on insta I can go look at their nudes

got a pic?

Fucked this unconscious girl at a beach party in New Zealand. Her bf was dancing round the fire like a dick head. She was passed out in a half tent thing. In a dress with bikini underneath. Didn't last more than five minutes

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I mean im more upset that i lost it to a chick who makes the Michelin man look fit, and that even though her body type grosses me out, i still get it up at the memory. Like i dont feel like a victim but i relize she is a straight up pedo and I was unlucky in a way. Its hard to come to terms with HOW to feel about this really...

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Dude, forgive yourself and let it go. Most guys have to get drunk before they fuck a fat old lady. Don't let yourself fall into the habit of getting drunk because you fucked one once upon a time.

Another pic

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That's the thing she would probably like that. But if you smiled at the Starbucks barista and she caught you, she might try to punish you in some unrelated way that you would never expect. Upon getting angry at her she might try to flip a power move on you and lie/blow something out of proportion to hurt you before you have a chance to hurt her.

Why tf do you guys keep this bitch around.

No shame in that bro. I was jealous of a buddy of mine that fucked some fat old bitch like that in high school. It was sad when he fell in love with her and she broke his heart.

I'll...try to. Its a weird thing to try to move past, especially since the one friend who knows keeps telling me i should seek help over this like she raped me or something. To get tricked into sex at 14 isnt world shattering but it really messed with my viewpoint on things. I think ill kick the habit but hearing that she and my mom met up recently really fucked me up man

She hovers in a bunch of circles, but comes back when she pisses everyone off and is so nice. She is also a lesbian who claims that she is not a lesbian which also complicates things.

It's a dude, just dont bite on every "I'm a chick larp"

How you get the pics to start with?

i'm diamonds, got a fetish for cleaning my cum soaked dick on a pretty girl's ha

5% it's not. I believe in the opportunity.

Ditch her in a sketchy area at night let the nignogs have her

Friend from like middle school and high school. She is not around all the time, but pops up when she needs help. Basically, she is a good person most of the time, but dont get romantically involved and dont be alone with her.

Is there a sniper around?

I raped my college gf. One night when we were in bed, she said she wasn't in the mood. I just kept going; thought she'd come around once we started fucking. She didn't. She didn't stop me; just went passive, But she clearly said no and that she didn't want to multiple times. I got between her legs and rammed my cock into her anyway. I was young, horny and selfish. I fucked her and came in her pussy just like always. She never made an issue of it. I guess she thought, rightly, that I was immature and didn't have much self-control. She guessed / knew that I cheated on her with my hs gf when I went home to visit, too. I have no self-control when it comes to pussy.