First time on Yea Forums. What do i need to know to get ahead on here

First time on Yea Forums. What do i need to know to get ahead on here.

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>get ahead
what the fuck is this? school? a video game? youre talking to people. thats fucking it.

OP is a faggot, you will always be newfag, how to triforce while playing with your vintage fingerbox, Boxxy is queen, fuck skeletor, taking trap cock up yo ass aint gay unless you dont say no-homo, define atheism.
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theese should start you off, faggot.

First thing you really must learn, as a matter of the utmost urgency, is :

> how to lurk moar

You forgot eating hot steamy logs for Andy's sixxs anus is mandatory

your best option is to fuck off back to reddd i it

no tits=not a trap. don’t listen to anyone that says otherwise

Go away, Government Shill

Monkey see, monkey do, user. That’s the easiest way to fit in

why is everyone on Yea Forums so aggressive about their opinions?

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There is no ahead.

yep, and so many more. too many for me to bother to list them all.

Leave while you're ahead. This place will only make you more retarded.

First thing is to post your mailing address so you can get signed up for the Yea Forums newsletter.

not everyone. i think its this moment where you think you have lurked enough, start posting and get trolled while trying to troll others, get pissed try again. then it kinda builds up and like you said i remember myself very agressive at some point. when this passed i just look for interesting conversations, rarely engage in pissing contests cause whats the fucking point? took me long enough to realize that now that i think back. and even though the quality of content seems to be droping constantly for a while now i still come back here and enjoy ocasional interesting thread. its also my main source of world news since i dont watch tv since 2 decades, no radio or any web source news either. dont know if its something to brag about but i actually learned my current president name on here, and i live in some european shithole kek.

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credit card info for the premium membership

and proff of age over 18. credit card will do

apparently, on Yea Forums, anyone who disagrees with you is a bot, and somehow they all managed to get past the reCAPTCHA.

We will argue about anything.
Anything
You are a faggot, accept it and move on.
Your opinion is an asshole, everybody has one.
We all secretly like child porn.
Traps are gay.

You can't until Yea Forums becomes good again. Back then getting ahead meant something. Now we don't even have imaginary internet points.

Reddit > Yea Forums; more original content at this point too. It used to be they stole it from us, now we just mindlessly dump porn and act like we're the "cool but misunderstood kids"

Only oldfags should be here and that's only for nostalgia.

Also,
>pic related on how to properly tri-force. It transforms after the last alt-code is input and you hit post. It's an easter-egg from the admin because they aren't always total faggots.

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Don't piss in my ass and tell me it's an enema

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Your social insurance number, newfag

The Game

cool

fuck off, emo tard

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Indeed, and you (and everyone else) just lost it.

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Dubs of truth. fpbp
Everyone should have let this thread die after this.

Dubs confirm dubs' dubs of truth.

LURK MOAR

leave now and never come back

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Protip: Leave
You’ll be ahead than most of us if you do