Would you buy this?

Would you buy this?

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Why would I buy that when there are several on market with nicer pussies? No wrinkles, no roast beef please, at a bare minimum

No, I have a real girl.

so you like childrens pussy?

No.

Looks like a pain in the ass to clean and store

It's a bit meatier than the one i own. if it feels as good, go for it.

If it was less roast beefy and wrinkly, was easy and conspicuous to store

How does it feel? Compared to real pus if you've had it

stop projecting. Nobody wants to fuck an old catcher's mitt

Idk, i never had one

yes

>if it feels as good
>if
they let guys test drive those things? how will I know if I'm getting a used one?

no. awkward to use. also, when you masturbate, you're generally doing it while viewing porn. so the whole visual aspect of the toy is completely pointless once you actually start using it.

there's a reason fleshlights and onaholes are shaped like cylindrical tubes. it's the most ergonomic design, you can actually USE it.

Rather get a sex doll

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Is it an ear?

you like roastes?

>real girl
Kek.....your mom doesnt count faggot

They are expensive

No, Its pussy

Well I'm married with 3 kids so yeah. I've had real. Wife got this for me for times when she is away. If using in the winter you run hot water through the system BEFORE using it, you wont freeze your dong off. They hold the cold! I like to lay on mine, watch porn and edge for about an hour... then unleash into it. With the right lube and the right amount of lube it feels REALLY close to the real thing.. if she was a dead fuck that is. something to be said about a chic squirming around under you.

I don't see why I need that when I already have this

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If I wanted a roast beef sandwich I would go to fucking d'angelos.

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Thought about it. Got this instead.

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I have. It's called a wife. Most expensive mistake I've ever made.

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This is why furries are looked at the way they are, you sick fuck

as long as you didn't make her pregnant there's still time to fix your life

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Too late fo me bruh. I was obviously brainwashed to believe it's the right thing to do. I'll stick with it but fml.

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roque?

> im 13

> GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH
> THANK ME LATER

You could say that.

Where disbyou get her?

Ebay. 800.

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TPE doll. Nice and soft. Upkeep is kind of a pain until you develop a routine.

Ebay and amazon can be a crapshoot sometimes so do your research on the seller.

Also, doll snobs will bitch about the dolls on Ebay but honestly I just think its because they aren't loli dolls.

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post feet/soles or fuck her feet

they're all like this though, I'm just a little more honest about it

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.....ebay tho..... fo you know any legit distributors? Was this a legit distributor? What was the ebay sellers name if they are?

it looks weak

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Thanks ill check it out

No complaints here. Got her pretty fast. Customer service was great too.

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how was it packaged??

"No, it's DiGiorno's!"

It was discrete.

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where do they sell this?

Cant see any items he selling
How can i watch items?

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Too old.

soooooo, that's a yes?

yeah, i like to dual wield two masturbation sleeves and switch every few strokes

Out of all the dolls you could have gotten, you got a fucking roastie.

That is the most disgusting attempt at a sex toy I have ever seen, It looks like an alien's shithole.

i want it. that's hot!

Here is the link
ebay.com/itm/5-41ft-TPE-Silicone-Sex-Doll-Sex-Size-Full-Like-Men-Male-Love-Toy-Love-Companion/264160504123?_mwBanner=1&ul_ref=https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F264160504123&rvr_id=0&rvr_ts=af8ab63716c0ac7afe24e10ffffccff4&ul_noapp=true&pageci=7317d876-ae97-412f-9516-b259ce36932b

That would be awesome to have as a pet

Enjoy

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Thank

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Ops, wrong

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lol

thx