How do I approach a woman like this?
How do I approach a woman like this?
Joshua Lewis
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Jordan Williams
with money
Logan Hall
At night and from behind.
Aiden Stewart
Offer her a cocke
Joshua Thomas
VIP lounge with champagne service and cocaine.
Brayden Richardson
This is the correct answer.
Justin Evans
With a Pepsi
Oliver Sanchez
>Black belt in sucking dick
>Shirt that says cock
ask her if she wants to your cock
Kevin Evans
if i though ive got a chance and gathered up all the anime and god-given strength to talk to her, id reference her shirt, or top, or whatever. See whats her commitment to cock
Chase Anderson
Three words: Jello Shot bitch?
Jack Parker
Slap her ass, say nothing, make direct eye contact and maintain the entire time
Don't blink either
Jonathan Lee
And check em fags
Luis Jackson
Why not both?
Zachary Collins
with your bbc.
Brayden Allen
This is now a get thread
Camden Green
Bentley Barnes
What if you don’t have a bbc?
Ryan Adams
Tell her you like her shirt let her know your happy to have found someone with a common interest.
Brody Peterson
/thread
Jaxon Myers
you make her approach you.
Jaxson Adams
With your feet?
Thomas Clark
waste of time and seed
Carter Kelly
How?
Grayson Kelly
From the front
Jordan Sanders
>How do I approach a woman like this?
Make alternating back-and-forth motions with your lower meatsticks.
Evan Collins
Just stick it in
Zachary Reed
First you sliiiiide up to the bar, then you say I can’t believe how fucking fat you are
Michael Gray
Do a 360 and fart in her direction.
Aaron Barnes
Correct answer. Or just tell her you have a tongue and a dick you know how to use.
Cooper Ross
>How do I approach a woman like this?
LET
YOUR
UNCLE
T~BONE
SHOW
YOU
HOW
IT'S
DONE
print this file +
cut on the dotted line +
wrap it around your ugly mug +
sport it all around town while you rock out with your cock out
\wm/
Nicholas Johnson
with your god damn legs retard
Sebastian Gonzalez
she's wearing a collar, just bring a dog leash.
Carter Martinez
Evan Martinez
Jordan Perez
Zachary Cruz
You would be facing the same way kiddo.
Get off my Yea Forums
Michael Baker
1. go to UK.
2. Blind yourself
3. Stumble over to her and pretend she is attractive.
4. Try not to use words like chav and slag.
Julian Cox
Nathan James
Josiah Edwards
Switch over to ITV
Dylan Bailey
David Harris
from behind with a chloroform soaked rag.
Colton Miller
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Camden Edwards
Jayden Smith
Cameron Nelson
Carson Thompson
>First you sliiiiide up to the bar, then you say I can’t believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell her that I like the way she makes her titties shake And if she lost a little weight she'd look like Rikki Lake.
Camden Martinez
Juan Richardson
Blake Lee
Alexander Edwards
Jacob Smith
From behind, with chloroform...
Nicholas King
Joseph Myers
Lucas Evans
Colton Nelson
Isn't school back in session yet?
Zachary Jones
Justin Martinez
Andrew Barnes
Jack Green
You wait until she's 35 and aged off the clock carousel. Then, you ooze over and mumble something incoherent after you pull some cash out of your velcro wallet to pay for her bar tab for the night. Almost instant ex-wife in 3-5 years.
Cooper Bell
Thomas Rodriguez
Nolan Hall
Hunter Campbell
Ryder Hernandez
Wyatt Cruz
Hunter Adams
In person
Tyler Sullivan
Adam Lopez
Whip it out and tell her to enjoy
Gavin Lewis
Grayson Rodriguez
Brandon Nelson
Start the conversation with "My name is OP, I see you also love cock"
Lucas Jones
Not.
Joshua Ramirez
Robert Robinson
Henry Thompson
Chase Lewis
Noah Robinson
You don’t. Way out of your league.
Samuel Phillips
Tyler Young
How many of these do you have?
Liam Fisher
Juan Jones
only 69 pixxx.....
Wyatt Myers
Daniel Sanders
Threads dead
Gavin Brooks
Jace Taylor
With a stick ?
Kevin Torres
nah!
\m/ just kicked off...............
Gavin Roberts
Ayden Bell
with cock
Benjamin Foster
Cameron Reed
Noah Edwards
Evan Cox
Charles Hill
with your wallet out, cunts like this only want your money, its the only chance you have to get in that pussy
Carson Ortiz
Noah Hernandez
Aiden Long
Mason Evans
Underated britbong
Asher Taylor
Luke Hall
Any pics of terry cumming onto his models?
Evan Jackson
Aiden Young
indeed but you have to hang on for a bit....
Brayden Long
Brayden Martinez
I remember some girls like this from highschool. Literally will not even look in your direction unless you are (at least) a small time coke dealer
Chase Cook
Nathaniel Carter
Sure. I'll wait, user
Cooper Edwards
Thomas Murphy
literally just ask her to fuck. i feel bad for all you beta faggots that said they just want money they only take your money because they think you are ok with giving them some! tell them they can get dick or they can fuck off!
Oliver Butler
Robert Sanchez
Luke Cruz
Josiah Lopez
Jaxson Fisher
Jaxon Morales
Jaxson Long
Anthony Richardson
Juan White
Levi Ross
Joseph Miller
Lucas Russell
Whipping your dick out might help
Nolan Jenkins
Levi Hill
Nolan Perez
with a club
Angel Cox
Ian Green
checky
Austin Ross
Aaron Wright
>How do I approach a woman like this?
With cash in hand
Daniel Baker
Ethan Garcia
Justin Adams
Cooper Butler
John Barnes
How would you know
Samuel Robinson
Alexander Morales
Ethan Gomez
Caleb Moore
Nolan Peterson
Joshua Wilson
Carter Ramirez
>The definition of roastie
>70% likelihood of some STD
>Has no interest other than leaching off of a man and sex, thereby no wife material by any means
Why even bother with such a femoid?
Josiah Watson
Jayden James
Brandon Perez
Hunter Collins
Oh look its Uncle Cringebone. Hire any hookers for your photoshoot today Cringy?
Brandon Lewis
Adrian Diaz
Jason Jenkins
Alexander Kelly
WHY
SO
JELLO
BRUH
?
Thomas Roberts
don't reply to that faggot spammer
Jaxson Clark
Hudson Evans
how is it not art???????
Isaiah Watson
Justin Ross
This is 100% correct. It's also totally 100% worth it.
Landon Perry
John Martin
>This is 100% correct. It's also totally 100% worth it.
but just how much squilla you need???
Julian Rodriguez
>jealous of a dude hiring hookers
Colton Kelly
why not some pure cut dope?
Logan Allen
Leo Hernandez
Brody Jenkins
Lincoln Walker
Benjamin Martin
>look at all those hot babes hes fuckin!
who r these ppl?
Luis Miller
Parker Reyes
Hundreds in cash or an 8ball. But that’s only if you want her for a night.
Elijah Ortiz
Logan Howard
Hudson Davis
Have a red t-shirt made that says "enjoy Pussy" in appropriate white script.
Evan Lewis
Liam Price
hahaha i literally know this chick. she just graduated. op pic is (obviously) a photoshopped shirt though
Jonathan Campbell
Eli Young
like this
Jason Diaz
>>look at all those hot babes hes fuckin!
>who r these ppl?
A list celebs!
Blake Kelly
Aaron Ward
Christopher Wilson
Robert Murphy
ive never seen them and neither did u
Jose Hughes
Nolan Williams
"I've got an 8 inch cock and an 8 ball of coke with your name on it."
Aiden Butler
>>jealous of a dude hiring hookers
WAIT
A
SECOND
when did ms gomez become a hooker?????
what is her going rate?
DO NOT LIE BITCH!
Bentley Adams
Evan Stewart
>who r these ppl?
you really want me to believe you don't know who billy gay cyrus' daughter and Selena are????
Ryder James
Carson Morgan
Ethan White
Liam Smith
Before you ever approach any girl make sure you
>look clean and some what put together (no girl wants a dirty fuck who looks like they cant take care of themselves)
>are always looking like you are having the time of your life (people in general gravitate towards positivity no girl wants to be around a depressing looking faggot)
>if your in a room with a lot of people try to make eye contact with as many people as you can for no longer than 3 seconds each while always smiling and throwing some nods and waves every now and then to different people (what this does is it allows you to have small micro interactions with everyone which will help you boost your confidence a little and also practicing at the same time and looking at other potential fill ins in case it all goes to shit)
>after you have done that start directing that behavior towards the one you are interested in
>make eye contact with her for no more than 3 seconds
>go back to going around the room making mini interactions while every now and then making eye contact with her again
>after the 2nd or 3rd time making eye contact throw in a little wave (remember always smiling)
>if she smiles and waves back that's your cue to head towards her maintaining eye contact and smiling (at this point your pretty much good it means she is pretty comfortable with you. this also helps because you are preestablishing a small connection before you even speak and your not being a wierd creeper that just pops up and randomly starts talking out of no where)
>you can pretty much say anything at this point but a good line that i like is something like "we just made awkward eye contact, if I didn't come to say hi things are going to get weird, whats up my name is ____." (or some other small joke to break the ice and get the akwardness out the way)
>conversate
>profit
Unless its a chick with a dick at that point abort mission
Isaac Hill
Isaiah Collins
roastie sluts and public cumdumpsters no1 cares bout?
Jacob Stewart
Blake Mitchell
Nicholas Allen
BUT
NO
ONE
ON
EARTH
CARES
ABOUT
ANYONE
BESIDES
THEMSELVES
so tell the truth bro
Samuel Butler
Lucas Martinez
Lincoln Morales
lets say, then, that i know who miley cyrus and selena gomez is. Wheres selenas porn and who the fuck is every1 else in these photos?
Colton Myers
Nolan Lopez
Ayden Parker
Camden Bennett
mom look how edgy everyone thinks i am posting pics from this old literal who that no one ever cared about!!
Lucas Johnson
William Carter
Gabriel Stewart
Luke Hill
>who the fuck is every1 else in these photos?
famous super models
u live under a rock?
>Wheres selenas porn
sadly those shots have not leaked yet......
Angel Nelson
Daniel James
Jose Davis
neither famous, not super. R u living in a basement?
Asher Rodriguez
cocaine
/thread
Wyatt Rogers
>mom
here, enjoy a sweet titty snap of me mum \m/
Jace Walker
With a spatula, a broom and some laundry.
Eli Myers
tell her you're a film producer
Elijah Anderson
WAIT wait wait! what about black tar Ȟeroin?
Charles Anderson
Gabriel Cox
Nicholas Baker
Carter Ward
Kevin Gonzalez
William Collins
Juan Perry
Just b urself. :^)
Adam Green
Jaxon Foster
Justin Barnes
Isaac Harris
give her shrooms
Nicholas Butler
hugs?
Liam Perry
how much it cost to make one
Caleb Rogers
With cofeve
Kevin Jones
>Walk up to her
>Pull spaghetti out of pockets
>Offer her spaghetti
Justin Robinson
what is that
Connor Ortiz
offer her mdma or juice
Jacob Walker
why not lasagna?
Eli Morris
why not DMT?
James Brown
she might spaz out but if you want to deal with that then go for it
Parker Nguyen
anyone in Melbourne want to rape a bitch with me?
Sebastian Roberts
middle east
Gavin Rivera
Newfag.
Jack Thomas
boomer oldfag
Ian Fisher
how much?
can you offer her foodstamps?
Michael Baker
Walk towards her.
Jaxson Young
Old and wise.
You're young and dumb as a rock.
Leo Nguyen
licker nigger
Landon Hall
but what if i am scared cause i am a beta cuck?
David Gutierrez
west
Oliver Garcia
By telling 'Her" that I really like traps that put this much effort into passing and wondering how many people ITT noticed
Asher Green
that is disgusting and sick dude
Lincoln Moore
east?
Joshua Phillips
i dont care as long as we rape a bithc
Cameron Anderson
buy her flowers
Charles Thompson
this gut gets it
Lincoln Perez
how so??????
James Gomez
ssj?
Landon Clark
you dont.
Jacob Powell
why not?
Jordan Nelson
like this youtube.com
Christopher Allen
just stay away
Jaxon Collins
Did you copy this from that pickup artist book?
Ryan Long
no from Roosh V
Andrew Garcia
From the shadows with zip ties and a gag.
Hudson Lewis
walmart?
Joseph Richardson
walk up to her, grab her in the pussy.
Julian Gonzalez
jigsaw puzzle
Nolan Baker
If no one has said this yet, drop a $100 bill on the ground as she's walking by
Isaiah Martin
kek might be true
Dylan Davis
This 100% works every time, make sure to open with this every time you see a female. It makes them super horny and they immediately have to fuck you so be careful where you use it.
John Davis
ok bet, thanks
Jace Torres
buy her candy?
Michael Flores
say ''i am rich and i am into cuckolding''
Alexander Flores
confidentially and with buckets of cash
and a 12 inch dick that cums chocolate
Jaxson Phillips
she'd be fun to fuck
Aaron Barnes
lol
Julian Turner
buy her a hamburger
Aaron Hughes
6pax
Lincoln Sanchez
give her your love
Jeremiah Rogers
hooker neck
Jack Moore
What's this dude's name again?
John Taylor
shower her in rings
Hunter Bailey
with drugs money or both
she is a dumb whore, that is all they want
Hunter Collins
santa
a
t
a
n
Isaiah Perry
with your legs
Jonathan Sanders
>she is a dumb whore, that is all they want
what if they want love?
Connor Perry
Tell Terry I need a job.
Jacob Evans
cocaine
Colton Ortiz
from behing with a gag and hancuffs
Wyatt Thompson
pure?
Evan Williams
cut with ajax
Mason Roberts
I wish they actually existed
Carson Lopez
this , it works everytime
Oliver Rogers
get the same shirt, choker, and haircut.
Kayden Moore
she would run though
Xavier Carter
because you look like the girl in the pic? why would you want to approach her like that then? work on your 40 speed?
Sebastian Taylor
tyjkj
Ian Cruz
track racer?
Aiden Nguyen
...
Isaac Diaz
An 8 ball of coke, 500 in cash, and a 2x4.
John Walker
wot mate
Julian Richardson
wat is the 2x4 for?
Liam Torres
virgin detected
Owen Anderson
put on your best nigger disguise and she'll follow you around like a little puppy
Daniel Williams
blacked?
Logan Edwards
op as your momther
Anthony Brooks
Cocaine, a spliff, or a cig in order of effectiveness.
Eli Harris
Don't be a creepy soyboy, look presentable, no bad bo, and be CONFIDENT and look at her eyes when you talk to her but do so in a calm manner that doesn't scare her but rather in a manner that makes her relax and stay interested in hearing what you have to say
Caleb Perez
yes, don't be yourself, that will surely never yield the woman of your dreams.
Jason Wood
see the thickness of that black choker? thats grandmaster rank of cocksucking
Brandon Morgan
Dick first
Cameron Green
ask later