Pooping in the toilet like a normie. AMA

Pooping in the toilet like a normie. AMA

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do you wipe sitting or standing

also do you fold tp or scrunch it? or mummify your whole hand or bidet or something

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Leaning to the side on one cheek so kinda sitting. If you stand it compresses your butt cheeks and makes it messier

Fold, 3 pieces at first, 2 at the end. Then a wet wipe

good, imo this is the only non retarded way to wipe unless you are too obese or something

also good, other methods are retarded except bidet which i will accept has some merit but i havent had much opportunity to test it

what side of the toilet do you sit on?

lick the TP before you wipe for a poor man's wet wipe

Maybe it's different if your ass is waxed or if you are a grill. I'm a man and hairy so wiping needs to be effective

Sticks to the tongue. Spitting on it is best

Only a lunatic wipes standing up. And your mom taught you wrong.

Both, at the same time

really? never even thought to do it like that. I stand up put a leg on the tub bend over and wipe from back to front

OP here, I have a toilet in a compartment in the bathroom so the tub isn't nearby. Either way, keeping the cheeks apart is the key

yea this, also wet wipes clog pipes if you care about municipal plumbing spit-tp is the way to go

anybody else sit facing the wall? You have the back of the toilet to hold your magazine and the flusher is right there.

grills dont real and i do not care for the opinion of booty hole waxers, if it works for us jungle butts itll work for anyone

I used the hand sprayer on a trip through the middle east and the Indian subcontinent. Almost made me buy one for the states. I didn't enjoy having wet ass though. TP doesn't dry well without shredding

yeah that is the main flaw i am concerned with about bidets. tempted to buy a fancy electronic bidet toilet seat though now that i live alone. would be nice to have one that congratulates me in a waifu voice when i drop a deuce

they do make flushable wet wipes (of varying quality, some of them are still pretty tough on plumbing), but a bit of saliva is just better anyhow