Well, it looks like Australia is headed for a recession, interest rates are gonna be in the negative next year...

Well, it looks like Australia is headed for a recession, interest rates are gonna be in the negative next year, what should I do to protect my money?

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That recession is a positive thing to you aussies since for you flipped-headed cunts it looks like it's heading up.

Looks like every country is on the brink of recession so the best you can do is hope your government doesn't collapse and deem you currency worthless

Not according to the RBA it isn't. The government is putting stricter regulations on cash transactions to prevent people from hoarding money, the writing is on the wall.

I think you misunderstood that user, he was mocking you.

Worldwide recession incoming. Inverted yield curve is first major indictation, more to come within the next year. Bitcoin or gold wouldn't be a bad bet.

For larger sums, I'd grab gold, silver, and platinum.

You reckon?

Move to a real country

A real country called what exactly?

A very negative (and OFFICIAL) forecast of Brexit outcomes recently leaked and UK's leader is still moving forward with it. Sooo, yeah.

Gold stocks or physical gold?

GET THAT SHIT OUT IN CASH AND BAIL FOR EUROPE!!!

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pft bitcoin, or gold , get the fuck out of here you stupid ass. If you want to pay 110% of the worth of gold then sure, be my guest. Thats the dumbest thing you can do if you care about your money.

Yeah it could be worse I guess

On a side note, toilet paper is good currency when a country truly goes to shit (no pun intended)

europe is fucked as well

Suggestions, then?

invest in classic wow subscriptions

Toilet paper, bullets, canned food, water, your bug out bag and location secured to meet up with your family in the event of the Mad Max theme becoming a real thing.
Bitcoin is useless when the power goes out for any prolonged time, or an EMP if thats a thing yet and gold is nice but if you want my gasoline I want 10 bars of your precious. The other guy wants 20, how many you got anyway?

Porn

Buy land in Australia and live on solar power and rain water. This land is huge and how dumb are you not to comeup with this on ur own. Buy a remote lot and build your shack. Live the dream. Be independent. Get gun hunt food excavate soil for nuggets collect rainwater manually connect your shack to the internet or get sattelite tv. Life wud be awesone.

Until a band of thugs on motorcycles show up. Or if one of Australia's lethal creatures slips into your hut

buy all the spiders and if anyone squish it sue for destruction of property

That sounds great and all but there are laws and local regulations in most areas that prevent you from doing most of not all of those things.

Bullshit. Ever have seen malcolm douglas got bit or stung by a pesky critter? He was the survival king in the outback and had a better life than most of you. A true australian hero

Malcolm douglas doesn't get bit/stung becaus he's an 'Australian wildlife documentary film maker, and crocodile hunter'. We, however, are not.