Say hello to your Yea Forumsartender

Say hello to your Yea Forumsartender.

What'll it be, user?

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bottle of vodka

What all craft beers you got on tap?

whatever’s the strongest

Goose work?

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I'd recommend a Cigar City - Jai Alai, user

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Not usually too much of an IPA man, but I'll give it a shot on recommendation. I'll take a pint please.

tequila

Enjoy.

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Thanks man, good choice.

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Jack Daniels

Bottoms up

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GT, Made from Macroni 46

trying lose weight user. can i just get a maker's neat?

Mango mimosa with a twist of lime

Pretty damn good for an IPA, time for maybe something a bit darker. Got any nitro stouts boss? Whenever you got a sec that is. Getting a little busy in here.

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You fuck with JD Honey?

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Never tried it, certainly interested.

I make time for the beer drinkers.

Bushka Stout from Hollywood Brewing Co.

One of the best beers I've ever consumed. Not a nitro though, I dont think.

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Cum on the rocks

Just take the bottle my man

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I want Orang juice

Enjoy.

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O RLY?

Do we have a female in the bar?

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A shot of some Hennessy XO

Got that don julio? I’m all out.

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No problem if it's not a nitro, this looks wonderful. Thanks my man.

thank you sir. off to bed for me.

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Some cider

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Welcome, user

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Here ya'ar

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Petrol please

Get the fuck out of my bar

double whiskey ginger ale

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Open wide

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horse cum in a croc sandal

Man that was great. I'll have to get some more of that sometime. Let's go back to the lighter side though. What else you got for me boss?

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a miller high life and a chilled shot of double stoli rasberri.

Pew pew

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Fuck off. You're fired.

Give me a Woodford Reserve, neat please and make it a double

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer!

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Kek

But... I don't work here. I've just been getting beer.

Redds Apple Ale

Martini please, gin

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Yo bar back, stop fucking with the customers.

Sorry user. Enjoy this case of America's finest?

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A shot of rump, and a Budweiser my man.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BAR

Make me a Green Brick

Amurrica.

Not sure what rump is though. Unless we talkin' ass.

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Where the fuck is my glass? Ordered it a while ago.

Rumple mints

Jukebox is thattaway my man

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Fuck off. Bars closed.

I don't think it'll compare to the Cigar City or Hollywood, but I won't pass up a free case of beer. Thanks barkeep, here's a tip and I'm out for the night. Catch you next time.

Who needs a drink?

Where is my Green Brick?

If you served mixed drinks, I'll take a margarita please. The mix doesn't matter, just give me whatever. If not, then I'll just have a cold beer. Brand doesn't matter, just whatever has the biggest kick.

i'll have a double glenmorangie, 18 years, no ice, no nonsense

Get him a Sam Adams Utopia, on my tab. And where the hell is my green brick!!!

Hot water please.

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I love cheap beer, cocaine and ebony bbws. My perfect night consist of drinking natural light, lines of coke and watching how an ebony bbw masturbates next to me.

Cheers, mate.

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Open up that boye pussy then

oh fuckoff with the copyright infringing yellow water
Budweis for lyfe pičo

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you ordered a glass?

> how pleb

Rumpleminze. Cheers bud

Settle down, your highness.

A wild turkey double and keep em coming

Recipe for A Green Brick
Absinthe
Golden Grain
Bacardi 151
Ever Clear
Lime Juice

Shake with 1/3 ice
Pour into Collins glass

Enjoy the ride, and the hangover to follow.

I'll have a long island, please

Yall got hennesy ?!

Godddamm

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Oi, can I have a fucking shot of cum? Straight from the tap

robitussin dry cough with a dash of lemon juice infused with bezedrex

Ass sweat please

Sewage water with 3 grams of dick cheese, please

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cretin

Cobalt Velvet.

Do you have any chocolate milk left?

I actually feel bad for that fat kid.

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