Say hello to your Yea Forumsartender.
What'll it be, user?
Say hello to your Yea Forumsartender.
What'll it be, user?
bottle of vodka
What all craft beers you got on tap?
whatever’s the strongest
Goose work?
I'd recommend a Cigar City - Jai Alai, user
Not usually too much of an IPA man, but I'll give it a shot on recommendation. I'll take a pint please.
tequila
Enjoy.
Thanks man, good choice.
Jack Daniels
Bottoms up
GT, Made from Macroni 46
trying lose weight user. can i just get a maker's neat?
Mango mimosa with a twist of lime
Pretty damn good for an IPA, time for maybe something a bit darker. Got any nitro stouts boss? Whenever you got a sec that is. Getting a little busy in here.
You fuck with JD Honey?
Never tried it, certainly interested.
I make time for the beer drinkers.
Bushka Stout from Hollywood Brewing Co.
One of the best beers I've ever consumed. Not a nitro though, I dont think.
Cum on the rocks
Just take the bottle my man
I want Orang juice
Enjoy.
O RLY?
Do we have a female in the bar?
A shot of some Hennessy XO
Got that don julio? I’m all out.
No problem if it's not a nitro, this looks wonderful. Thanks my man.
thank you sir. off to bed for me.
Some cider
Welcome, user
Here ya'ar
Petrol please
Get the fuck out of my bar
double whiskey ginger ale
Open wide
horse cum in a croc sandal
Man that was great. I'll have to get some more of that sometime. Let's go back to the lighter side though. What else you got for me boss?
a miller high life and a chilled shot of double stoli rasberri.
Pew pew
Fuck off. You're fired.
Give me a Woodford Reserve, neat please and make it a double
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer!
Kek
But... I don't work here. I've just been getting beer.
Redds Apple Ale
Martini please, gin
Yo bar back, stop fucking with the customers.
Sorry user. Enjoy this case of America's finest?
A shot of rump, and a Budweiser my man.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BAR
Make me a Green Brick
Amurrica.
Not sure what rump is though. Unless we talkin' ass.
Where the fuck is my glass? Ordered it a while ago.
Rumple mints
Jukebox is thattaway my man
Fuck off. Bars closed.
I don't think it'll compare to the Cigar City or Hollywood, but I won't pass up a free case of beer. Thanks barkeep, here's a tip and I'm out for the night. Catch you next time.
Who needs a drink?
Where is my Green Brick?
If you served mixed drinks, I'll take a margarita please. The mix doesn't matter, just give me whatever. If not, then I'll just have a cold beer. Brand doesn't matter, just whatever has the biggest kick.
i'll have a double glenmorangie, 18 years, no ice, no nonsense
Get him a Sam Adams Utopia, on my tab. And where the hell is my green brick!!!
Hot water please.
I love cheap beer, cocaine and ebony bbws. My perfect night consist of drinking natural light, lines of coke and watching how an ebony bbw masturbates next to me.
Cheers, mate.
Open up that boye pussy then
oh fuckoff with the copyright infringing yellow water
Budweis for lyfe pičo
you ordered a glass?
> how pleb
Rumpleminze. Cheers bud
Settle down, your highness.
A wild turkey double and keep em coming
Recipe for A Green Brick
Absinthe
Golden Grain
Bacardi 151
Ever Clear
Lime Juice
Shake with 1/3 ice
Pour into Collins glass
Enjoy the ride, and the hangover to follow.
I'll have a long island, please
Yall got hennesy ?!
Godddamm
Oi, can I have a fucking shot of cum? Straight from the tap
robitussin dry cough with a dash of lemon juice infused with bezedrex
Ass sweat please
Sewage water with 3 grams of dick cheese, please
cretin
Cobalt Velvet.
Do you have any chocolate milk left?
I actually feel bad for that fat kid.