Ask an austrian guy who is drinking vodka at 6:30am anything

ask an austrian guy who is drinking vodka at 6:30am anything

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Are ya going to put another shrimp on the barbie?

yes

Have you ever seen a platypus?

Ahhh thank you op you are the best

no

np

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Almost midnight here I'll do a shot with ya since you're a good sport.

Did you ever skirmish with the Tazmanian Devil?

Keep one keeping on that's what I always say

how come?

That's in Tasmania you dipshit not Austria

neat

no but with the nidrosian death devil

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Austria has the digeridooo

Do you think Fran's Ferdinand had it coming

yes

austro-hungary forever

Three minutes till vodka time. What's the flavor tonight?

My family is Prussian so I'll back Austria but a little weary of the new Hungary.

Cheers mate, I just cleaned out me bar under the kitchen sink

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Have you ever had an alcohol withdrawal with hallucinations?

Are you doing alright man? Why are you drinking so early on a Tuesday? What's goin on?

When you talk all I hear is arnold schwarzenegger

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this is it for me. love this one.

fuck prussians

no?

why not

cheers to everyone who lurks or posts in this thread

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forgot pic

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Ya to bad it took the new German empire founded by Prussia to bail your ass out of obliteration.

Ya never had it I like svedka strawberry

Real AMERICAN bourbon is where it's at anyway

Can't even read all those backwards fuckin letters

American alcohol tastes like shit, sorry its a fact.
maybe you have a good bourbon but thats all fren

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I'll give you that one!

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in my hometown

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My go to. You drink it warm or your a fuckin pussy.

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Ya stupid cunt, you can’t have just vodka for breakfast!
Add orange juice, that makes it a proper breakfast.

This fucking guy

ay mate fock off ay i do wat i want

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Hey op you want to know a secret. I hate that fucking frog.

Have one for me OP, I have to go to work soon. I work 6 days a week for 5 weeks and then have a full week off so I'll have to wait until then to enjoy morning booze.

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Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

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cheers mate

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Do you know who electron or aushok boss is?

Cheers

10/10 made me chuckle

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see pic

Ya I got a few.

how much do you drink a day?

(i used to drink 2 750ml bottles of vodka/whisky each day)

I'm mostly fucking around but you seem alright. I don't trust you. But you seem alright. Good thing I don't give a fuck about my current job and can't sleep. Otherwise it would be lonely on here.

Current political bs here I thought this was funny

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3 of these badboys

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is it true that, in australia, the only two foods are candy bread and marmite?

Here you go op just cause I like it

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Surprisingly hot for a fuckin Brit.

three bottles? damn... you must DT hard lol.

ever gone through withdrawal all the way?

Bitch as faggots

rifk love for James Calcagno1

Love for Sob1

Love for Esat Bici

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They a beer two ya fuck and kangaroo to throw on the fuckin barbie after the fuckin dingos get cha baby

thank

nah, no time for that

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Well I'm off to get some food enjoy your day.

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