Wwyd to my wife

wwyd to my wife

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I'd give her my seat on the subway. That's about it.

my thoughts exactly

Give her a good dicking, because tmyour song is making me laugh dude. Hahahahahahaha

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Your dong* sorry, drunk

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>the only cocks you've seen are in porn
sad

Is she pregnant or beer gutt

Congratulate her on the pregnancy, ask when it's due, ask if she's thought of a name, ask her how you're coping with it - the usual politeness.

I can’t tell who’s pregnant

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I would stretch her asshole with my cock but dump my load deep in her pussy to get the baby nutrients.

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slap her and tell her to find a real man

I would worship her body however she desires.

And then I'd ask her why you're taking mirror pictures with a point and shoot like it's 2006.

You wouldn't know what a real mans cock looks like, fag

I’d show her what a long dick feels like

ask her why she let your fat ass impregnate her.

Punch her in the gut.

That photo is old as shit

I would shove a clothes hanger up her pussy

Cause I'm a real man, fag

Which ones pregnant? I can't tell. Both have big guts, big tits, and no penis.

nothing worse than what you've already done

lets see some wedding pics

Pffft if you say so. I don't have to argue to know I've won.

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Recommend a good diet, she's getting fat.

Would congratulate her on the baby

unhappy/10

Sorry about your small penis

based on that first pic my work is already done

Oh I think she already takes up a bunch of seats at Subway.

Boy or girl?

I’d fuck that sexy plump slut till she pops

Wh does your penis look like a tumor?

want sum?

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show her form the front and then we can talk

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Oh nononononono

>that penis
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAH

I’m a dicklet but dear lord is that small.

and for what I see, neither that woman

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Fuck is that him

you are both fat and ugly, your husband looks like a woman and his wife looks like a man.

> t. cock fiend

is your wife on the left or the right?