Yea Forums I'm almost 27, and I've never fucked a highschool girl. How do I make this happen? Pic related...

Yea Forums I'm almost 27, and I've never fucked a highschool girl. How do I make this happen? Pic related, it's the kind of high school slut I want to nail.


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1. be good lucking.
2. look fairly young.
3. create online dating profile .
4. look for a girl who is 18 and in high school.
5. made damn sure she's 18.
6. i won't help you with the rest.

Wait about 13 years. After you’re 40 the 16-23 pussy will drop from the trees.

Damn, really? But I don't want to wait that long for 16 year old pussy.

so how does that work for you?

Also here you go

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> Damn, really? But I don't want to wait that long for 16 year old pussy.

Yes, really. I don’t know what to tell you in the meantime, but once I hit 40 banging young poon got shockingly easy.

One time I took a tinderella to the movies. Afterwards she told me she wanted to suck my dick in the car, but she was really only 17. Googled the local AOC and ten minutes later she’s gagging on my cock in the parking lot.

About a month later I got a hotel room and took her virginity while she told her parents she was at a sleepover.

And that’s my most recent high school pussy story.

> so how does that work for you?

Not sure what that means, but there’s a lot of underage poon on tinder.

I do my best to keep it over 18 so getting nudes doesn’t give me anxiety, but as far as fucking them, if it’s legal I’m down.

so, you did this on tinder w your real age?

She looks to kind

>Bangs 1 girl
>Irrefutable proof that all 40 year olds are snatch masters

what age do you give on your profile?

> so, you did this on tinder w your real age?

Yeah. Lots of girls only look at dudes 30+ or 40+

bullshit. plain and simple.

what age do these girls give on their profiles?

>1 girl

That’s just the most recent, user.

I prefer to date 20 year olds because they’re clearly legal and mostly don’t order alcohol in restaurants.

I’ve banged 10 or 12 girls I met online in the past year. One in her 30’s, one 26, but the rest of them were late teens early twenties.

fuck off

What’s it like fucking them??

> bullshit. plain and simple.

Why do you think it’s bullshit? Do you know what shitstains most young guys are?

There are tons of young girls who like older men.

Sorry to break it to you, user.

oh ok. grandmaster.webm

> What’s it like fucking them??

What kind of virgin are you? It depends on the girl.

Best head I’ve ever gotten was from a teenage lesbian. The hottest girl I’ve ever banged was 19 and terrible in bed.

If you take them out to a nice dinner and make them cum later they’re pretty much up for anything.

why would a lesbian suck your dick if you did not pay her? or was that it?

throw some marks of affluence in your appearance:
-Impeccably groomed
-elegantly dressed
- good watch, cufflings etc.

That should be some of the aesthetic embellishments

> why would a lesbian suck your dick if you did not pay her?

I’m not a fucking psychologist. She’d never let me take her out or kiss her. Just fucking. I finally pressed it and she said she was a full blown lesbian and too afraid of being spotted out with a dude. She just needed a deep dicking from time to time.

uhhhh wot m8?

> uhhhh wot m8?

I don’t know the why, but I do know that half the “straight” dudes on this board are into traps, so I’m pretty sure sexuality is a spectrum and some straight guys crave dick. It’s not such a leap to imagine that some dykes do too.

Can confirm, have fucked a couple of lesbians who wanted to experiment with dick.

How about cheeto dust on the fingertips and empty mountain dew cans strewn throughout my room? Will that help me get with some underage tasties?