Share secretive things anons, tell some weird shit

when i was younger, i was plagued by wet dreams of yubaba. i didn’t find her attractive at all, but she would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing i knew i would wake up to find that i had bedwet thick. the problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. after years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, i finally took action. i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

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I would say go for it but I have a feeling you're way over 18

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My gf in high school was wasted on booze and molly once and she was sucking my dick in front of her 13 yo brother and i got her to suck his dick too

I help my friends out by walking their kids home from school while they're busy with work. One of them is a cute, chubby six-year-old girl. I want to wait until she's a chubby, insecure teenager and then get some of that fresh pussy.

Part of me want to just fuck off and end my life (tried before but wife call the paramedics in time) but the other half knows how much pain it would bring to my wife agian and my kids even though me being in their lifes makes there lifes worse when I'm around

How did he react and did she remember anything? Nice

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I was raped when little and play out rape fantasies with my boyfriend. We go extreme with it and i wear diapers around for him too.

I "accidentally" expose my gf by leaving open nudes of her on my phone/laptop, and occasionally leaving the door open while she changes at different functions. She's been caught in various states of undress by friends/family and shit gets me diamonds.

I just wanna chill

He was embarrassed at first but he wanted it and he ended up busting in her mouth pretty quick her tits were out too. And yeah she remembered it but she was rolling so hard she blamed herself and said she wanted to too.

I lost my virginity a 13 to a 22 year old fatty.

Sounds hot user. Feel free to drop any more fun stories of her.

It was super hot. I started showing him nudes of her after that sometimes. When we would watch tv with her family sometimes she would lowkey jerk me off over my shorts or pants

My 15yo sister snuck out of the house a couple weeks ago and got absolutely wasted. I heard her sneak back inside her room. I went to check on her and she was passed out on her bed. She had managed to get her top off, but that was it. She was wearing a slutty mini skirt and I could see her underwear since she passed out almost spread eagle.

Anyway.. I licked her pussy and fucked her. Came on her face and left. She never even woke at all.

I'm trying to get my 18 year old gf to agree to being shared while blindfolded, so I can get some friends she hates and my brother to fuck her raw with her never knowing. Shit would be phenomenal

I like to visit glory holes and suck strange dick. Have had a dirty bbc in my mouth before tasted awful when he came

As a high schooler my best friend friend zoned the fuck out of me, but this gave me the opportunity to creep on her pretty often. Got to "accidentally" walk in on her changing and watch her strip downa few times. Came in on her completely nude, sliding her panties down and bending over one time, before she spun around and smiled before teasing me to get out. Still cum buckets to that memory and remember her body perfectly

Used to do the same but with my mom

I don't always take shits at home, but when I do, it smells wonderful

Last year i signed half of my second house over to my cousin without my partner knowing for one week of me and her having sex.
Shes 37 with a parnter and two kids (not married) and im 33 with a 42 year old partner.

Andy?

Hot as hell. Always wanted to share nudes of a girl with a family member of hers, just never found one who was trustworthy

My foster sister sucked my dick and I tittyfucked her dds

I like to stick large objects in my asshole. So far 18 inch dildo by 5 circumference egg plants multiple bananas at once. Shampoo bottles febreeze bottle gott keep my ass fresh. Small neef football. Traffic cones shower head. Prob had most house hold item in there and pretty deep in there.

I want to pay my first girlfriend to act as my fuck toy for a night and run a train on the slut

I miss V the NY slut from these threads

I would too. But I always get too horny and cuddling turns to fucking.

I have been lurking in rape survivor sites partly to research and partly to hope I find any of my previous victims.

What makes you think your presence is bad for them?

I'm ready to fucking end it all yeehaw

Fucking disgust pervert, kill yourself

Iiiii am out of my meds that Iiiiii abuse and now I can't get high and hollllyyyyy shit am I depressed

Was forced to suck dick at 8 he was my best friends dad. I became very hyper sexual as sucked lots of cock. This fucked me up a lot now I go to gay cinema to pick up older men and relive my childhood.

Cant stop thinking about it I feel dirty and horny at the same time

Details, doode.

Yeah he loved them and i loved showing them to him especially the pornos and vids of her masturbating

I have been lurking and gathering details about why women get raped and don't go to the police for obvious reasons. I know it is a zillion to one long shot but I want desperately to see a girl share her story of how she was raped and know for sure that it is me she is talking about.

I've been married for 16 years and we still have sex every single day at least once or twice.

There are household rules and I spank her when she breaks them.

Whats your secret user

low quality bait

Teach us the wai

You're my bitch

Sometimes I feel like my only redeeming quality is being "low-maintenance." Like, I never ask for anything or expect anyone to help me with anything, and I think other people have started to expect that too. I feel like a piece of shit asking anybody for anything because then I feel like a bother on the other person even though that's kind of a basic human right. None of my friends or family knows I feel like this, and I don't really tell them because, for some fucking reason, I don't want to bother them with my problems. People who know me just kinda go "yeah user's fine on his own he doesn't really ask for much" but I would like to ask for more than just the bare minimum in a relationship but if I do, I get these stupid guilt pangs telling me "you're fine with what you've got now no need to fuck it up by asking for more"

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How many girls have you raped? Care to share some stories?

>be me
>live in the middle of no where, West Texas
>30 mile commute to work
>leave 545 am every morning
>10 miles of winding road leaving my compound
>eat some gummy bears before I leave one morning
>head out
>feelin good
>around one of the curves see cottontail off to the side
>back legs straight out
>head straight up looking around
>obvious spinal cord injury
>pull van over and get out
>no need for hazard flashers out here
>walk up to the rabbit
>he sees me approaching and begins to scream
>starts trying to half hop half crawl into the weeds
>put my gloves on and begin to stroke his back
>back legs are mangled and can see the indention in his lower back
>whisper to him it’s ok buddy
>pick him up in my left hand and shhhhh him
>stops screaming and just stares at me with its big black eyes
>wrap my right hand around his head
>quick twist
>couple twitches and he stops moving
>grab pick axe from the back of my van
>go off into the shoulder and start digging a shallow grave
>bury him
>go on about my business

Don’t know how to feel about it.

I share nudes with all my friends but they don't share with me which is honestly kinda rude

I would like to be a muse for a bunch of my slaves

Be confident and in control. Never show any weakness, especially at the beginning.

Start slow. Say something like, if you keep doing/saying whatever, you're getting a spanking. Then follow through and make it hurt.

Girls with strong fathers got spanked growing up, and most women marry someone like their dad.

A little bipolar disorder can be helpful too, just be careful. Make her love you more than life itself and she'll do anything you do or say.

STFU

Anyone with a brain can see you are a passive cuck with depression

I sometimes brush my semi erect penis on women wearing tight clothing in a crowded subway train have gotten death stares slapped smiled at and mydick grabbed a couple of times.

I jacked off while on a phone call with my now ex gf, we weren't even doing anything sexual, I just really wanted to nut.

I’m obsessed with the idea of fucking my 60 year old mom. And have been for over 20 years.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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What’s wrong?

i have a fantasy about being kidnapped and gangbanged

i post pics of my girlfriend here hoping i’ll find her reposted on another site

>Update
you always post this shit, would you mind sharing the details?

i used the customers panties to jerk off

Legit a fucking pedophile, nice

I tried to rape my best friend while we were both high on shrooms-I said i blacked out and don’t remember anything-she believes me.
The fact that I more or less got away with attempting to rape her eats at me and I want to come clean but couldn’t bear the thought of losing my only friend.

You and me both

My first gf in middle school wanted to fuck my little brother and would deliberately try to "get caught" nude by him. God I miss that slut

The diaper thing was your idea? Does he change you?

I go diaper hunting. It's what it sounds like, I search for used diapers (baby diapers and only wet) and vigorously fap until I left my cummies

My ex used to sneak pics of her sister while topless and show them to me while fucking. She wasn't as hot as my ex but it'd get me hard as hell. She would even tell me how much she would like to eat her sister out. Always thought she was all talk until I found out she tried getting her drunk to do it. Her sister wouldn't let her. Luckily my sister did.

Can you greentext her and your sis? Shit sounds hot as fuck

post your gf

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I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

Me and the ex don't talk, I dont even know how to get ahold of her. My sister died in a car accident 2 years ago. If fucked me up pretty good.

That sounds like the hottest fucking thing, that's epic user

idk, sounds fake. You forgot the part where you and he jerked/sucked each other while watching her vids.

I'm thinking of fapping to my sister

Oh shit man, I'm sorry to hear that

You were cool with that? Idk man, should have beat her

Got any pics?

Sadly not, can't find her on any social media

Pics?

Have an ass pic

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Tits?

Hey man, she was a hot little exhibitionist, who am I to complain?

Why did you do that? I did a similar thing and now I'm trying to reconstruct my broken memories

What little I remember as a child is very uncomfortable for me, and I was never very functional or loved. Things picked up for me as a teen when I got a SEGA Genesis, and found comfort in escaping to this simpler but comforting world. Turns out retro resonated with me pretty well, and fake memories and experiences slowly started to seep in. I kinda had a repressed blank slate of childhood memories, so it was just a welcome change and I feel like this happy lie is healthier than a painful reality

Bump

Rip thread

I shitpost

I used to take creepshots of all my friends but sadly lost all of them

What kind of creepshots?

>Be me, high school
>Sort of half-assed friends with this kid
>We're both losers, but he gets shit waaaay worse than me
>Talk to him sometimes
>"I'd blow up this fucking school if I could" he says
>Can't say I never had those kinds of thoughts
>Tell him to just wait, we'll be in college soon, won't have to deal with this shit
>"Do you think anything is going to change? We're losers. We'll be losers in college. We'll be losers 20 year from now, we'll be losers until we die.
>"And all those fucks that treat us like shit, they'll be our fucking bosses. It's the way the world works."
>"Anyway, I got a plan."
>The way he said it, I knew he was serious.
>Ask him when it'll happen.
>"Don't know yet. I'll try to warn you, but if I can't, just keep your head down when the shooting starts."
>He walks away from me
>Was about to turn him in when I saw these assholes come up and start pushing him around for no fucking reason.
>Fuck them. I'll keep my mouth shut.
>Never did talk to him again.
>Heard his parents both passed away shortly after graduation.
>He put a bullet in his head not long after.
>Think about him a lot.
>Like when my asshole roommate in college used to steal from me
>Or when my boss and coworkers start giving me shit for no good reason
>And I report them to HR and they don't do shit about it.
>That poor bastard was right.

Mainly ass shots or down shirt. Got some upskirt, but they were rare. Ass creepshots were by far the easiest though. Remember getting a vid of a friend changing, just by setting my phone with one of those screen off camera apps and letting it sit around. Shit was tight

Fucking nice. How good of quality was the vid?

Ever get any pussy pics?

I enjoy sharing my cute exgfs nudes on Kik, and getting cucked by guys who post her online and tease me about how they own her now.

Kik me at Alexkwal123 if you want to check her out

It was decent enough, but the lighting was pretty off. Got to see face and body in frame though. I'd wanted to see her nude for ages, it was a day to remember. She still had her glasses on and nothing else, fixing her hair in the mirror with a hell of a view of her pussy. Blew so many loads to that. Got a lot of camel toe, but pussy was hard to come by, though I got a few

Fucking hot.

Care to share a still?

You are disgusting

I have a fantasy about kidnapping and gangbanging you.

My life would have been worse if I only had one parent. Keep fighting. Your wife could date/marry a fucking asshole you treats your kids like shit because they aren't "his".

If I ever encounter something like is I'll do it/ reccomend the same thing to anyone.

I took a picture of this

It was. I shared one or two on here before, and honestly I'd love to, I'd dump everything I had, but I lost it all when resetting a phone a while back. Locked me out of my photo account and lost everything, it was a mess

Try a fire hydrant or a gas pump

Even if his name is Bruce?

im curious as to what prostate stimulation feels like.
can someone tell me?

> when my boss and coworkers start giving me shit for no good reason

There probably IS a good reason but you just don't know it.

I walked outside of my apartment earlier to take out some trash, and my smoking hot neighbor left a basket of dirty laundry on her patio within 3 feet of me. Almost reached inside to find some of her used panties.

Just put a dildo up your ass

This is called being self sufficient. Dont be overly generous or your going to start hating everyone.

Hahahaha, noooooo.

You dispatched a wounded animal that was in pain, and you did it with kindness and dignity. You’re stronger than I am.

you spelled waste wrong you fucking muppet

Im about 90% sure that one of my oldest friend's girlfriend wants to fuck. Im honestly starting to debate if should just go for it. If it wasn't his girl i would dick her down in a second. It would probably be extremely easy to start a thing with her because they live together alone and he always leaves for business trips for weeks at a time the longest he was gone for was for 2 months usually way out of state. She texts me to keep her company sometimes when he is on business because she "feels scared to be alone in the house" sometimes. I always make up an excuse like im out of town or im taking care of my niece or not feeling well i just dont want to put myself in a position where we are alone like that because im pretty sure i know what will happen next and i dont think i would be able to hold back. I feel like a pussy about it sometimes because i know if it was the other way around and my girl was acting like that he would jump on it real quick.

It’s not worth the hassle. It’s cool to keep her company, but stay out of trouble. You’re doing the right thing.

I appreciate that. I feel loyalty is becoming a lost trait in this world

Fuck her. You'll only regret if you pass up her pussy which she is offering to you.

Why would regret not getting one pussy when there is millions of others to go for

Humane man...gutsy but good stuff

Post one.

Get her brother to fuck her to.

I've shared vids of 3 girls I dated with my cousins and brother and 1 girl I found out her brother had a thing for her so I hooked him up with the motherlode

when I was financially down on my last and had nowhere else to go, I stayed on the countryside of town in the disgusting basement of my old ass strict widow aunt's small house with her annoying foster kids.. and one day, on a very horny day for me, I had to babysit after she snuck away to her boring bookclub meeting for hours.. so I couldn't do nothing or go any where. long story short, I ended messing around with one of the younger foster girls... and don't regret it.

You'll always regret not fucking any attractive pussy offered to you. Fuck her, then the other millions....

I get off at the thought of my teacher friend being raped and degraded by her class

You got her to fuck him?

how about you share them here

I fucking wish

Was her name Karla?

That was a few cellphones ago

Even though I was caught voyeuring (hidden cam in bathroom/peeping through windows), there is still worse shit I've done that I didn't admit. Jerking off with girls I knows clothes and groping sleeping drunk girls to name couple.

Gor my girl drunk as hell and she passed out, has my buddy come over and we took turns fucking her, i eventuallt went to bed and came out to piss a few hours later and he was still banging her.

Nice. She ever find out? How did your friend react?

He saw me, and said he was almost done, and would be out after. She never found out he fucked her, but she knew i fucked her with all the cum dripping out

If i ever find my wifes friend passed out drunk again, i wont just undress her and take pics, i will fuck all her holes and hope she wakes up a little and struggles, cause i already know she wont remember shit

Now that sounds fun, sadly he's a fag so he wouldn't go for it

It'll be the time she remembers and the time you go to jail for a long time for being a stupid cunt XD

summerfag spotted

I have Intimate Fantasies about Removing someone's Teeth with a pair of Pliers.
I also whip myself with a metal necklace.

stop being relatable, user!

Sorry you feel that way

Havent had sex in over 23years. I could easily go out and get laid but lack the confidence. Due to meeting the wrong girl after my divorce. Have depression so bad I hardly leave the house for more than 20min a day. Any anons wanna trade?

I’m a guy and 100% straight and I was curious and I tried it and it feels good I wouldn’t get fucked though that’s gay

dude..that's a dumbass idea. go for someone other than his wife.

I constantly fantasize about marrying my crush and it's honestly a little pathetic

i do too user

Once my friends saw my wife naked and it was exciting.

Fuck dude

I'm (probably) hypersexual.

Mostly straight but have bi/gay thoughts and desires.

Go on omegle looking for chicks but will sometimes settle for men who will degrade me and do whatever they tell me.

Story?

I managed to pull this off so it's definitely doable

nice try FBI not today DEA

My life would have been so much worse with only one parent, think about that.

You deserve to fucking die

damn this is deep and so much like me

>I'm (probably) hypersexual.

Eight times a day keeps the doctor away.

I hate myself- debating castration.

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was your mom aware of this? if so does she remember?

I jerk off first thing in the morning and last thing at night, cum at least 5 times a day

>I had a party at my house and invited some friends, as I invited several friends my wife was also with us, we were drinking a lot and in the end my friends went to sleep and only my wife stay with us.
>My wife went to put on her sleepwear and I forgot to wear bra. He arrived with us and at the beginning nobody noticed him but afterwards I noticed that a friend noticed him and that he told others. We were all sitting in the armchairs and she was right in the middle of two friends, and every time she stopped her dress went up or fell on someone else and they took the opportunity to touch her.
>Continúe?

i constantly fantasize about murdering young women

Proceed

Her not him, the translator sometimes fails hahaha.

I sit in the shower with hot water for 30 minutes because I crave warm and wish someone would hold me since I'm so lonely - I'm a guy in the military

Go on user

take your tim and eric bed time stories outta here

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i jerk off to rape porn to leaveate my anger towards my rapist family

but she is so hot - and to clearify, its my wifes friend, not my friends wife, wouldnt do that, there is a fine line

This is what I do but not on subways and shit

>then there were only two friends left and me, she was very drunk and was getting more and more on my friends when sitting or standing and they got warm hahaha
>Then I took her to the room and forgot to close her completely, as she was going to take a bath but only took off her clothes and lay naked. A friend went to the bathroom and has to cross the room to go and even if the light was off, it was clear that she was naked, lying on the bed. my smigos spent a lot of time going to the bathroom hahaha
> Continúe?

thats fucked

you did the right thing user, you put him out of his misery. there is no need to dwell or think further into it.

I left the door cracked open while my gf was changing at a Christmas family get together. She was listening to music while changing and didn't hear my cousin walk in. Apparently she was completely naked flopped spread legged on the bed when he walked in and he stared for a good while before she got up and shrieked. My brother came running and got to see her scrambling to cover up as they slowly backed from the room. Great memory

Sure go on

Learn to fucking spell you fucking retard

One of my best friends killed himself when I was in school and my other friends bullied him before and talked shit about him after he died. I've never had anyone to talk to about this in an understanding way because the only people I liked in school hated him for trying to make sexual advances on someone while drunk, and now I have no real friends.

go kill yourself fucking pedophile

I cheated on my gf with a married woman and I dont feel bad about it and now we're planning to meet up again

Do it.

But you're still gonna hate yourself.

>then we went to sleep and we all ended up in the room, before entering I put a sheet to my wife and put mattresses on the floor, let my wife sleep alone in bed and when I was about to fall asleep I listen to a friend challenging the other to go with my wife and uncover her, I pretended to be asleep, one stopped and went to remove the blanket and fell naked, then the other stopped and went to touch her, then the two and touched her from all sides, then one went back to bed while the other as he pulled down his pants and brought his penis to her mouth ...
>Continúe?

Yes

I hate my wife I want to cheat on her she never give me head.

I am going through a troubling phase too. As near as I can tell, the only absolutely guaranteed way to change out of this phase is to focus HARD on the little things and actions you do. For example: when you wash your face - FOCUS HARD - make it the best you can. When you type here - check for spelling and so on... good luck with your quest to better yourself !!

Weak bait brother

same but girl was just engaged. I never thought about her wife, but I think I didn't feel bad about the cheating on my end because my gf had already cheated on me before and was always looking at other dudes.

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puss puss is better than head anyway

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I've fapped sniffing my sister's workout panties and using her buttplug

zoinks, i hope you cleaned it before and after lel

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Sounds like a real cunt

Very carefully

Fuck you

I'm addicted to pain pills and meth and drink daily while I'm high. I steal oxys from my own mother and have been for a few years. Haven't been caught yet. I take enough to where she doesn't run out until her next refill. She notices everything I'm surprised I haven't been caught or she is indenial. Part me of me wants to get caught so I can come clean and get help. I'm a full functioning addict and take care of my bills and duties. I use that to justify that I still have control. I cant remember the last time I was fully sober for a day. My best friend noticed something is wrong but all i say is im ok just busy with work. We used to hang out all the time but id rather be at home alone high as balls lost in my thoughts which lead to a dark path. All I know is the day I run dry ill probably kill myself. Kek I'm such a burden on my family I'd be doing them a favor.

The fbi questioned me about a former friend and I was part of the reasons they took away his guns. Honestly i get nightmares about him and I wish in an alternate reality I never met him. But he would have probably shot up a school if I never met him. So i guess i traded my sanity so people didn't die.

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>Took away his guns
You damn anti American, commie traitor.

haha i know right. oh well i don't think he would have shot people anyways he was a fucking wimp.

Interesting. Still have the doll?

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I jack off thinking about my mom giving me a blowjob while I take a shit

That's called a blumpkin

Exactly

Never happened.

Bullshit, user. How was she 60 years old for 20 years? Just not how aging works, yo.

Is your mom hot?

how on earth
would HE know?

I was hoping he'd post a pic

Are you okay ?

Euthanasia was the right thing, but you could have just left the carcass for the coyotes. Every time I chop a rattler's head off, I just throw the body over the back fence and it's gone by the next morning. They gotta eat too.

one year after we were married, my wife was raped.

as much as i would love to castrate the men that raped her....i jerk off thinking about what happened

I'm pretty much proud of my ass and I really want to get fucked by real men, but each time I try to, I find a shitty excuse to pussy out

When I'm bored I like to tell stories that are mostly true in secret threads.

When it Comes to Art, I can draw Dicks better than I Can draw Hands

I have gangbang fantasies about all of my exes. Would love to degrade them and treat them like cum buckets

Degrade them how? That stuff gets me diamonds.

What happened when you were caught, just a fine or just shamed?

I often fantasize about my mom degraded by friends, strangers and trannies.

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I have sniffed and licked my sister in law’s panties. I almost licked her used toilet paper last week, too (septic tank, nothing down toilets).

>Be me, 16 (2013)
>At friends house
>Friend goes downstairs to eat at like 3 am
>Make my move
>Go to friends computer and check recycle bin for nudes of gf
>HolyShit.jpg
>Its actually there this time
>Have to act fast or else he might catch me
>Leap for flashdrive, copy image
>post all over reddit for the next few days
>Email it to myself pretending I got into the battlefield 4 beta (we both wanted to play)
>Open it up
>pic related
>It has 22k views
>Haunts me for fucking years
>Cant believe how evil I was
>It took several days to get this all together, I have no excuses
>Think about it most days if not every day several years
>Every time I see her I freak out internally
>Finally tell him 3 years later
>He kind of just goes "ok"
>We never talked about it again

Im mostly over it now but FUCK ME MAN I can do some evil shit, like it was sooooo so so premeditated.

I actually didnt let myself jack off during that time cuz I knew I might "cum" to my senses.

I just thank God it's in the past and I haven't fucked up that bad since.

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When I was a teenager, I would use my mother’s vibrator and wouldn’t always clean it when I put it back.

I got a great look at my moms pussy when I was 14 and it gave me 3 years of awesome fapping material as it was the first real pussy I got to see till I got my first GF at 17.

Hairy? How did you get to see it?

That's not possible, air can't talk

Not too much hair so I got to see the full taco, she was bent over in the laundry taken clothes out the washing machine.

Gif semi related. I got to have a good :)

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That's hot. I can imagine you fapped like crazy to the memory

I was only a few feet away also I walked around the corner and her pussy was way in the air, she didn't know I was there I watched till I stood up I could also smell it. lol

That memory got me through many lonely nights as a teen.

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Dafuq

Your mom will cuddle with you. Just don't touch her yahoo.

Man up, dude. Learn a basic trade. Plumbing or electric or some shit. Get gruff. Really get into it or just act like you know everything. Start doing something besides retail work or desk work and take pride in the fact you can fix what most are too incompetent to. Then fuck hookers and treat them like shit afterwards. And don't let yourself get played ever again.

Twin Peaks.

Season 3.

>brutally nude

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I still share and post my friend's pics here when I can. I don't know why. Some guys like her.

But what I like best is when others post her

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's stuck up bitch milf ex. She would be beyond fucking humiliated if anyone if she knew a bunch of people know exactly what she looks like naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt

I once fished out a condom from my sisters pussy that she got stuck in her from the one night stand she had the night before.

what the fuck

They're not even nudes tbh

>be me for a sec
>2007
>senior in HS
>go to school and make fun of half down full blown inbred retarded girl
>everybody laughs
>she chases me in the halls reeeing
>she comes from a fucked off family and gets banged by the blacks at school
>routine abortion machine
>one night at friends half drunk and stoned
>he’s on AIM and starts laughing
>she messaged him
>asks if i know her
>say aw man that fucking retard
>he messages leave me alone and exits out and leaves the room
>i repeated her screen name over and over as i pull my phone out and fire up my AIM
>send friend request and it’s instantly accepted
>start talking she says she knows me and am very cute
>this is too fucking easy
>say let’s hang out and go pick her up
>she got in the truck and said oh it’s you
>i start being all nice
>go back to friends and park outside
>start making out with her
>had regular cab pickup so i lay her down across the bench seat
>she keeps saying no no no no i can’t
>i say sure you can
>pull her short shorts off
>no panties but a mangled vagina
>and an incision being held together with staples from one side of her stomach to the other
>freeze
>what in the fuck is that
>i told you had a baby 2 weeks ago
>violently shake my head no
>the fuck you didn’t say shit
>uh huh
>realize I’m on top of a retard in my truck in front of my friends house who’s got a fresh c section scar
>of course she thinks she told me
>she doesn’t even know who i am or where she’s at
>or the planet she’s on for that matter
>stick my middle finger in all the way inside her
>so will it hurt if i do this
>she gasps and grabs my finger
>i pull her Shriners Hospital Jamboree T-shirt up
>suck on both her boobs while flicking her huge bean with my middle finger
>taste warm sweet borderline rotten milk
>stop please
>ok ok I’m done sorry
>had nutted all over my left leg
>get off of her and start my truck up and haul ass back to her house
>tell her to get out at the stop sign a block away

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I was hugely slutty in my last few weeks of high school, I think probably because I'd only had 2 boyfriends and nothing else before that point.

23 year old virgin and want to kill myself

Anyone wanna see?

I did that with an ex once

In high school two of my "friends" used to fuck my sister. I don't know how or when it started. Parents often were gone over weekends and they would stay the night. They'd leave the room after they thought I was asleep. I didn't think anything of it at first and would never have found out if I didn't get up to go to the bathroom one time and heard commotion from sister's room. I guess they didn't realize the doors aren't soundproof because they weren't exactly quiet. Was pretty fucking shocked and didn't know how to handle it so I just ignored it and went to sleep. But it kept happening. And the more it did and the more I thought about it the more it started to turn me on. Put a tiny hole in the wall of the bathroom closet which was next to sister's room and would use it peep. Gave me lots of good fap material and as far as I know they never found out that I found out.

>Z-CH#N Board, Post What you want...

cuz.su/4998735

My friend and his hot russian now ex girlfriend had problems a while back. They threw a mini party with some friends and we all got drunk as fuck. Me and her talked and she suddenly said we should dance. I politely told her no 5 times to the point it got weird so I was like fine. We go to the empty living room and start dancing, she get closer and closer. I'm a fit guy so she start to caress my arms and shoulders. Then she looks up deep into my eyes and gives me the absolute crayziest and intense 'i want to deepthroat your cock right now' stare I've ever experienced. It was no chance of misinterpret that look. It was so intense I had to look away and kind of laugh it off. Then I feel her hand start rubbing my cock. My heart started racing and I looked back into her eyes. I had loose sweatpants shorts on me so she slipped her hand inside and started jerking my semi hard cock. It turned to diamonds within seconds. Within 2 minutes from talking in the hallway I now stood in the living room getting my cocked jerked by my friends girlfriend while staring deep into my eyes. I came in my pants and her hand, she walked away to what I believe was the bathroom to wash her hands. I just sat down in the sofa and drank a beer thinking. She went to the bedroom to sleep after that. The rest of us continued drinking then the night fizzled out. That was the last time I saw her. 2 weeks later my friend told me she had been cheating on him for a year. They were already on the brink of breakup so that was just the final nail. I've never told him about this and I hope she never will. I really want to fuck her but damn I feel so shitty about it.

gotta know the secret to this

where do you live? I want to murder you with a shovel and bury your body in the woods
in minecraft

you are deep down, in your soul, a bad person and you don't deserve any friends.

i've fucked a friends gf and the pussy was great but i regret it even 8 years later because our friendship, though not gone, fissured because of it.

that's really fucked up man, you're a cuck

glad you realized and learned from your mistake user, i am proud of you.

what the fuck

Hmmm. When I was 13 or 14 i started playing around with inserting things in my ass. went from fingers to toy lightstabers eventually had my entire fist in there. One night I ended up giving myself an anal fissure. Now my asshole is roughly the size of a quarter, I get leaky gas and smell like shit if i don't wipe every couple hours or so. I also have challenges having complete shits. Oftentimes, almost every time, I'll feel like I have more shit left to go. I always want to get it out so i don't leak and smell like shit. It used to take me half an hour to go shit. I have been taking fiber supplements that help a little bit. I recently started doing enemas after getting the bulk out, so that I can clear out the rest of my rectum. It works and I feel very clean afterwards, but I hate the thought that I can't shit like a normal person and always have to make sure i have an enema around. My girlfriend knows about my enema use/IBS (but not the insertion stuff) and is supportive/ doesn't care that i use an enema. I think i'll probably marry her.

I once stumbled upon my brother's porn folder. It's been like 15 years since and I still have never been able to look him in the face without seeing young_farm_girl_fucked_by_pig.rmvb.

I am directly responsible for a good childhood friend's death. No, I never went to prison. Nobody apart from another friend involved in it knows.

Classic

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details?

details pls

Did you know that pigs make over a cup of cum and then excrete a sealing glue so that the fluids can't escape?

Interesting stuff.

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early. I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her. Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for. Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you're both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

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Nice trips. I've posted this on a secrets thread before but anyway, a long time ago me and another friend decided to fuck with the bicycle brakes of a third friend as a dumb prank. It went as well as expected, he crashed head first into a pole (helmet laws weren't a thing here back then) and died of cerebral hemorrhaging 4 days later. Cops ruled it brake failure.

nice

sorry it's a bit long (multiple posts), i just want to share this in all the details. there will be a tl;dr at the end.
>guy, around 17 or 18 at the time
>mother was around 40 but gorgeous, lived alone with her since my parents were divorced and my father an alcoholic
>one day mom finds a guy that she falls in love with while i'm in a pretty long lasting relationship
>both of us really happy with the ones we love
>all of a sudden the guy she loved leaves her for no reason
>she gets really sad everyday
>same thing happens to me a few days later, crying my eyes out for a bit
>decide to go eat or drink something to calm me down
>pass in front of mom's bedroom, she's crying but tries to hide it from me
>i get in and ask if she's going to be okay, if she wants me to stay a bit
>already destroyed by gf leaving me, seeing my mom like that i nearly cry again
>she accepts so i lay down next to her, no weird thoughts or whatever
>try to confort her and make her happy but i'm sad as fuck too so not too convincing
>she notices i'm not alright either and quickly understands what's happened
>hugs me out of nowhere, i hug her back the hardest i can and cry a lot
>once i'm done crying start wiping her tears and tell her "i'm here and everything will be alright" for whatever reason

My kik is sunnymanner if interested

Willing to bet money you fucked your own mother in the end you degenerate faggot

good job user

>this

Cpt Obvious reporting in!

damn user I'm so sorry

Trips of truth say I am ok.

based mangumposter

I would consider myself to be a good person, but I still want to feel 90lbs girl struggling underneath me trying to cling to her life

>she doesn't stop hugging me
>i start hugging her again, closer than ever before, we're just a man and a woman cuddling now
>she kisses me on the cheek and whispers "thank you so much"
>no idea how to react so i do the same while saying stupid shit like "no, thank you so much"
>she kisses me on the cheek again, i do the same, it continues until i kiss her on the lips like a total retard
>moment of awkward silence, feel like a monster cause i realise i went too far, start saying that i'm sorry but she kisses me the same way
>another moment of silence before she says "when you kiss me like that i forget everything"
>we keep kissing each other and cuddling, caressing each other while i'm clearly getting a boner (we were already only in our underwear when all of this started if you're wondering)
>she notices since we're basically glued to each other
>moment of silence, i apologize, she still doesn't say anything
>think i fucked everything up for real this time until she starts touching it
>she says "i suppose i'm not this ugly after all" (she hated her body, and her guy leaving for no reason didn't help)
>i go full retard and tell her how i think she's beautiful, gorgeous and all of that

next post is probably the last one, actually not as long as i thought it would be to tell.
great job detective, i don't know how you could have ever found out !

>great job detective, i don't know how you could have ever found out !
He's not the brightest candle on the cake. On good days he's already happy if he gets the spoon to his mouth without hitting his nose. So be gentle to him.

I'd rather be a dim candle than a literal mother fucker you bunch of degenerates

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>"well you sure do know how to talk to a lady"
>awkward laugh coming from me while she's laughing a lot, i don't care i'm happy that she's happy
>she calms down and once again we go back to cuddling and kissing, but she also starts rubbing her pussy over my dick (still in our underwear)
>try to french kiss her cause i found it hot, she goes along with it
>not stopping there i try to get rid of her bra, pretty easy since i've had sex with ex-gf already
>start to realize what's going on, asks her if she wants to continue and to tell me if anything goes wrong or she just wants to stop
>she answers by saying "make me forget everything" while smiling
>i get so happy to see her smile again, so i keep going
>eventually end up naked on top of her (naked as well) while being the hardest i've ever been
>we have no protection and we aren't even thinking about using one on the moment
>ask her one final time if she really wants to go to this point
>"let's just forget everything and be happy together" before kissing me
>i wet her a little bit but there's not much need because she's already incredibly wet
>slide in with ease, her pussy is incredible
>we just fuck there's not much to say here
>when i reach my limit i tell her i'm going to cum, thinking she doesn't want it inside her
>she tries to lock me in with her legs, she finally manages to
>fill her up, we kiss just afterwards
>end up sleeping with her naked after that, both of us more than happy now

>tl;dr, my mother (40) and i (17/18) became sad after the ones we loved left us so i started comforting her and we ended up fucking (no rape involved)

i think i've said everything. if anyone has any questions then i'll answer (even though this thread seems to have died)
no, i don't want to share pics of her, she's the nicest person i know and i wouldn't want to ruin her life or anything.
sorry user, i'll do better next time

secret is i get better orgasms from watching gay porn even though im straight

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Someone didn't tell user that incest fantasies were so last decade.
It's all about finding a person to marry and have kids with now, that's this decades fantasy

>im straight
no, you are very homosexual

Anons lately are all about fucking traps and swearing they're straight.

well, Yea Forums has a lot of out of touch millennial hipsters on it

>millennial hipsters
and their friends sons are all getting to that age

Is that a hipster thing to do, fuck your own mother? I knew hipsters were bughouse material but man

millennial hipsters are gonna start pursuing boy children because HE LOOKS SO FEMININE

Nah, that chapter already ended. The Cuck & Bull interracial trend picked up after that. Now everyone's gone gay.

Sometimes i "playfully" pin my girlfriend and always get hard thinking about strangling her while i pin her

I was 22 and lived with my 45 year old boss for a few months for free. She had blonde hair and a pair of big fake tits which I tittyfucked in the bathroom on the regular. We always had hot shower water pouring in the backround making it all steamy. She asked me to move in after our first fuck. She was lonely, had no kids and recently got dumped by an even higher boss at the company. None of our co workers ever found out. Even though we were young and went out partying all the time. I still hang out with some of them but they still don't know.

unironically this

Says the guy fapping in a secrets thread

I never fapped in a secrets thread

>half of my second house
>for one week of sex
master negotiator

Me too

What a desperate cuck

I still think about my ex from middle school and I still fap to the memories. Especially the memories of eating her ass. She would let me whenever we were alone.

>signing over property for a week of incest
Dude what the fuck, IQ of a cabbage

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Lmao he’s talking 1888, Jack the Ripper

My girlfriend gave her first blowjob at 11 to her stepdad. It turns me on that she’s been sucking dick for that long.

Have gotten caught posting on b and my life has been hell ever since ... I hate this place fuck you

I want my sister to get fucked by aliens

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Same here.

Yeah, we love you too, bro.

What have you posted?

love Cumming into my daughter's underwear before putting them back into her drawer. all her underwear.

nudes of relatives probably

Details

>girlfriend gave her first blowjob
Did she do it willingly?
Did she swallow?

how old is she?

I was molested for 3 years by my cousin, he enjoyed molesting me in my parents house more than anything, would have me blow h or jerk him off while our parents talked in the living room or outside the patio

I like to be a slut from time to time. Go out and show off my plug to strangers. Come home dripping and ready to fuck myself silly. Always orgasm hardest on these nights. Always end the night with my best lover I've ever had my wand