You're wandering around

Can you impregnate her?

1. I wish for her to serve me without fail for all of eternity.

2. I wish for absolute control of particle manipulation.

3. ??? Spare because with the 1st two wished i can get and do anything I want.

Will you treat her well

Like a good little cock whore. She is prime breeding material.

Can you even breed a genie ??

With my particle control mastery of course i could. I can rewrite anything to my liking.

>Wish 1
>Free house in the suburbs in Vermont
>Legal weed
>Mostly white people
>Low crime rate
>Comfy as fuck
>Wish 2
>Depending on the genie I'll probably also wish for the best head on earth
>Wish 3
>Sam Hyde's World Peace [Adult Swim] show gets re-accepted and they start making new episodes again.

What're the rules of wishes, and what is the extent of her power?

Different species. Non white humans are subhuman. A different species doesn't deserve death/enslavement, but isn't equal.

Fucking gay shit ripping off Aladdin. What if the genie turns around and goes postal on mankind startinf with you.

If you kill all the non whites then white man will find a way to war with himself, which would effectively be your fault.

thank

total control over time

Based and Midnapilled

She's not human she has power to grant wishes. Id free the genie because I'm a good guy and want to thank her for giving me my ethnostate.

Don't care we fight among ourselves when we are bored it's who we are. I just would love to live in a world free of Jews and niggers. Wouldn't it be wonderful?

Hmm ok cool well I'd love to see a pregnant genie

She's pretty powerful but probably not powerful enough to like destroy planets or anything

-Access to alternative universes/realities (from books n games included)
-the power to change matter
-become charismatic and social

I think it would be worse because the good guys and bad guys would look alike.

Those are some fine wishes user

Highly doubt she could stop a Nuke. She'd also probably be greatful to whoever freed her

Bitch of fuhrer all the whites would love me bc free land and resources sure it wouldn't last forever but NO NIGGERS AND JEWS TO FUCK OUR SHIT UP we conquering intire star systems nigga

Yeah she probably isnt quite that powerful but she's close...and hell yeah she would be grateful

You always have enough money in my bank account to cover any purchase.

The ability to travel through time at a whim.

The ability to put my abilities and consciousness in to any body I choose as a means of preserving my life.

I like these wishes

A body which can regenerate from any injury, sickness, or other form of damage, basically immortality. The ability to spread this power, and lastly having every super power I want

>The genie becomes my loyal and faithful wife forever, making me magic food which stalls my aging until near infinity.
>The genie grants me the power to know what's the truth whenever something is questioned by me.
>The genie is no longer able to grant wishes to anyone ever again.

I make billions of dollars due to my knowing the truth behind anything. I distribute that money to benefit and support the people I choose worthy (thanks to my knowing their true intentions). My sexy genie wife loves me unquestioningly, and keeps me alive for as long as I want, not aging and staying immortal. Nobody can steal her, making her grant wishes against me.

>Wish 1
Kill all non-whites
>Wish 2
Ability to manifest anything I can think of
>Wish 3
Never make it. That genies gonna be my slave for all of eternity. Gonna love fucking that tight genie pussy every day.

Does she have any powers anymore?

You and I will both be dead before serious space travel. Earths infrastructure and economy just can't sustain a sudden conquest into the depths of space. Being a leader of "the whites" will make you influential and powerful, but at what cost? You could wind up fearing for your life because of political assassins. Is all of that public attention, lack of privacy, and bitter jealousy held by those that want your power worth it?

>Wish 1
>Genie looks at you, sees pink, kills you
>wish two and three are void

Sure. She won't be able to make magic food if not. There's the possibility of the genie wife using her magic to kill/control me, but note I said "loyal and faithful wife forever..." She won't use the magic against me, no matter what screwed up things I do.

Not that I'd do anything like that. Honestly, I love when my girlfriends argue and bicker with me, I think it's endearing.

Yes. There would only be whites left and I would be loved for that as worshipped as the founder for a future white world for all of human history. In that world where my progeny exists is when we will get space flight and that's a world I am creating.
>We must secure the existance of our race and a future for white children.

>Implying if word it that simply
Fuck off faggot

lol of course you would you're an idiot. Larger words are too much for your feeble pinky brain.

Sees pink? What?

100k, a house in a remote area with a good internet connection, and a Subaru BRZ

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That's actually really endearing

Sounds good to me

White's aren't white. They're pink. If you say kill all non-whites you pinkies are going too.

>good luck in gambling; I always win the jackpot
>ability to visit any “reality” such as games, movie, TV
>free the genie

>sees pink
I don't understand what this means? She turns in to a feminist?
Aren't genies notoriously annoyed with human values thanks to human short-sightedness?

What's her disposition to fulfilling wishes? As in, do I need to lawyer up, or...?

Those are great wishes I love the visiting other realities one and of course freeing the genie I think is great...she's very kind

lul no she sees your pink ass.

1. absolute power over everything
2. free the genie

i dont need a third, i'll grant my own shit

She'll do anything you ask as long as it's semi within her moral compass but she can be reasoned into going outside of what she thinks is best if you convince her

>she makes you into a genie and you take her place
God you guys are bad at this.

>Immortality
>All supermans abilities
>None of his weaknesses

Proceed to take what ever I desire on a whim by force. Be happy.

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Girls can't be genies, they lack upper body strength.

I also don't think she has the power to make you as powerful as herself

genies dont have absolute power over their own freedom, nice try tho

I'm pretty sure there are super strong human females and I'm even more sure Lady genies are way stronger than that

But does she fulfill my wishes according to the letter of my wishes or to the intent? Will she fuck me over if I don't formulate my wish specifically enough?

OHHH you're pic related. Okay got ya. Have fun, you little boy in a man's body.

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She'll do it as specificly as she can by her own judgement she won't like screw you over on purpose

Only need one, the destruction of humanity, my self included.

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May I make a few suggestions?
1. Immortality is fine
2. Just list Superman's powers, so you don't have to even deal with his weaknesses. You do it on your terms.
3. The only other suggestion I'd make is for you to be able to teleport to anywhere you want any time you want. That way, they can't contain you in some sort of ridiculous prison for eternity. Sure not having any of "Superman's weaknesses" might make it so you can break out of a prison, but what if they throw your ass in a black hole or something? You can't punch out of something that sucks in light.

........or would that make you progressively stronger since all light (ex yellow sun) goes directly in to you while you're in the black hole? Sounds dope.

Total peace globally.
End of climate change.
To own 100 tons of solid gold.

No need for teleportation. Superman can move 5 times faster then light. Im talking about the comicbook version of superman. Not the super nerfed versions from the movies.

>Aliens attack, humanity unable to defend.
>Too many trees and stuff begins to happen, and the environment is thrown out of balance again, but in some other way.
>Having all that gold does two things: 1. You devalue gold significantly, making it worthless. 2. The government suddenly wonders where you got so much gold from, and assumes you stole it. They confiscate it, and you go to jail.

Best wishes so far

>5 times faster than light
Wut? Okay then.
Still we don't know the maximum sucking power of black holes. Could still trap you.

Sure, if they exist...
Sure, like trees are soo fucking dangerous...
By saying to own, and not just get, i meant to own it legally, like in ford knoks or shit.

True, but I wont be transferred into a comic book. I would have all of his powers in real life. While the rest of the world would be limited to the rules of physics of this world. I doubt there is anything that could actually overpower me. But now that you mention it. Superior intellect could be the 3rd wish. So you could not be outsmarted easiy.

1.unlimited fucc with the fem genie
2.unlimited money legally obtained
3.unlimited social and occupational success

>wish for the end of world hunger
>wish for all pollution(Air pollution, water pollution, and light pollution) to be removed
>wish for efficient eco-friendly machines to be used world wide

Great wishes I'm sure the genie will be glad she can grant those for you

1.stand arrow
2. To be worthy of an overpowered stand
3. The gennie is free now

Well that's nice of you I'm sure she's grateful

1. A working infinity gauntlet that won't kill me.
2. Corruption is shown
3. Free the genie

You could do so many great things with the gauntlet. You could find all the pedo rings and secret cartels and obliterate them

That's a pretty sweet wish...also nice of you to free the genie...shes really nice

more wishes

1. Create a /d/orse infection
2. Be immune
3. Free genie

Watch as the world crumbles

1. immortality
2.photographic memory
3. wish granting powers

1. ability to stop time
2. the chance to restart my life and retain all my memories as much times as i want
3. free the genie

>My 98 Ford Ranger to be Fixed 100%
>To Make my 98 Ford Ranger indestructible
>To Be able to complete any work to any vehicle with a Flick Of a wrench lol (Kinda Like Handy manny lmao)

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I wish the genie free under the condition that she retain her wish granting abilities and she remains with me until wish #2

#2 I wish to die exactly at 100 until then I will be as healthy as possible and will not have any accidents

#3 I wish to be able to reach into my pocket at any time and pull out what ever amount of money I am currently thinking about in untraceable, non sequential bills.

1. I want her to shrink me
2. I want to be her sex slave
3. my last wish belongs to her

>wish 1
>be able to leap through time at will
>go to the past in case I fuck up
>wish 2
>invulnerability
>to not fuck up too badly
>wish 3
>control the genie
>get all the wishes I'd need for a lifetime
>wish 4
>let Yea Forums decide

1 altering timeline where i and greta thunberg sail across oceans

2 reduce mankind to 1 million inhabitants

3 undo all human caused pollution and destruction of nature since 1950

Oh and 4 ofcourse greta loves me unconditionally and forever

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She shrinks you
Puts you in a bottle
Uses the wish to wish for a big red genie bf to pound her while you are dickless in the glass bottle.

>The wish is to stop time. Can you stop time?
>You answer "yes" and proceed and wait
>She makes a wizened cat appear
>The cat wants the wis-
>The next step?
>You answer "Yes"
>the next option is to give her your life
>The wis will give you your life and she will accept it?
>YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>You leave the room and walk back to the next room
>You go into another room and you reach the next one...
>you get your life.
>Afterwards you go back to the first room and you go home.
>A very sad feeling.
>You wish for a nice dinner
>You wish for a nice night and you go back to your room to see it.
>You hear the next doorbell.
>There is nothing so sad on this earth that you are glad to see it... You hear another doorbell
>What did he say?
>So, who was it?
>Oh my god is it time!
>You put your book away and you start reading...

weird, but whatever sails your boat

cuck

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I wish for my own Time Stop Pocket Reality with all the perks that I can enter and exit at any time through use of a magical ruby gem.

I wish for the ability to heal anyone from any harm or ailment, including any death within a 48 hour time span.

I wish for the world to be a kinder and more peaceful place in general in the way I intend.

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A peaceful death
A peaceful death
A peaceful death

That's never gonna happen.

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Life after death
Can't die unless I choose
Can astral project into any region of space and explore

This is already reality

Capt you can't choose to die

1) Have Senko be real and have her in my life
2) Not have to worry about death and old age and being decrepit
3) Have a good job that wont make me wanna die

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1.all powers and abilities of Dr.Manhattan
2.hyper intelligence
3.????????

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I would wish for her to be my slave and obey only my commands for eternity.

I would wish for the powers and abilities of a genie without any of the limitations, set backs, and obligations.

Free the genie of any restrictions and limitations imposed on her by the lamp, while she still retains her powers and is still beholden to wish number 1.

I wish OP would kts.
I wish to know everything and have the ability to access this knowledge at ease.
I wish for the ability to change my form into anything and back with no adverse effects on myself.

>her freedom after my third wish
>find 1,000-10,000 bitcoin in my bitcoin wallet
>ability to both record what I see and play it back in my head at will and see through clothes at will

>friendly aliens make open contact with all humans
>they’re ai, all female, and prefer to use female furry cybernetic bodies to House their consciousnesses
>they all want to do anything sexual with me that I want from fluffy tittyfucks to tailjobs

I'd need someone to keep me in check. Hell, if we hit it off, I could end up with an immortal waifu.

Firstly I'd wish that I only had 2 wishes- then I'd wish that genies died after granting 3 wishes, then finally I'd wish for a glass of water

>Omnipotence
After that I make the genie my sex slave