When you get the chance you should check out the incel wiki. It's pretty hilarious

Looks like you didn't take the news well

11/10 will smash. im a beta orbiter who can spell oribter

Where can I find more of these???

Nah, just being ironic. I'm aware my opinions are niche but it's not like I'm gonna kill myself for internet pixels on a glass screen

These virgin threads crack me up

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Dude I knew that except now I'm starting to think that there's something this. Maybe you need to talk to someone

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REAL TALK

Them incels are extremely depressed. Shits sad actually...

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I'm on 4 chan refreshing threads rather than enjoying the summer sea or talking to friends who kinda didn't vive a shit about me for months. I Have a problem but it's completely unrelated to this thread.

>loose baggy clothing to hide small tits/flat ass
>Thinks guys like the "natural" look
>Needs to wear tight yoga pants to get a few looks

LOL the more you think about the more true it is. I've seen many bitches at my uni who sport the Becky look and I at first I think much about, I thought it was just a fashion statement, but now it all makes sense.

Every time a unicorn farts, an incel gets fucked in the ass. I heard it from college or something

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Some girls do it to hide their thickness tho

im a unicorn. fart incoming

Yeah but for the most part bitches do it to seem like they're thick

post link

he's right though, i want a girl who is beautiful first thing in the morning before makeup. otherwise it's just putting lipstick on a pig.

makeup adds +2 attractiveness to women on the 1-10 scale, roasties can't go without it

These 'Beckys' are fucking cute tbh, unless they're the type that is also allergic to showers. Would choose one over some slut who spends 4 hours a day putting on makeup and choosing an outfit in a heartbeat.
Because it is.

we just dress that way because it's low effort and comfortable actually. not every single thing we ever do is for the men around us. yoga pants are comfy and makeup is expensive and time consuming.

kind of hilarious people seem to think there's some ulterior motive other than comfort.

>shiftymine

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>we
I cringed into infinity. Dude bro why do you have to go lie on the internet? Is your life just not good enough? Is this what you were missing?

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Pig with lipstick would be the closest thing to a woman you can ever get lol

>bro
stopped reading there

It’s about being comfy you dingdong

Do you wear a suit everyday? How about even a button down? Maybe you are a total degenerate and don’t have to wear pants even and you rock athletic shorts. Jesus get a grip

I don't buy that

Why would I have to wear a suit everyday to hide my tiny little itty bitty titties?

link faggot?

Er, uh....sure.

Why not?

This should be a new social norm.

public service announcement to becky's:

The only thing separating you from a Stacey is a pancake ass. Start doing squats. You can get fucked by chad.

you know we make up 51% of the population right? it's not as unlikely as you seem to think :B

this, basically
no, this has nothing to do with him being an incel. If anything, it makes you look retarded for posting that.

why you gotta be so mean my dude? unresolved issues with the ladyfolk?

Google

You mean big ass penis man with his huge giant penis I'm talking schlong City

Part Slavic?

okay lol. you got me. it's 7ft long and my balls drag on the floor when i stand. i also have a very manly mustache and work in a machine shop. good work detective user. :)

women dont exist on the internet bro

Wow that's so shallow ants are only knee-deep when they stand in your personality.

>using “chad” in a sentence.
The incel, aka "involuntarily celibate", a person (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, they consider these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but incels cant comprehend such a phenomenon). they believe that women owe them sex, and many of the more extreme incels like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. they cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with them).

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right, that would be too scary if they came to our safe space too! thank God we're all men here.

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The incel wiki, obviously

How much crack do you need to smoke to get yourself facial skin like that

I didn't say your observation was wrong, retard. The information you choose to derive and the conclusion you arrive at based on that observation is why you and I are at odds You're lonely because you're a moron, I can't communicate that clearer.

why are you taking this so personally? ugly girl or white knight?

grey bishop

I used to ignore and mock but then a moron rented a track in Toronto and ran over old people and toddlers because he shared your mentality. So now I feel obligated to take you seriously.

the most controversial thing i've said in this thread is that women don't dress just to please men... lol far cry from wanting to kill people. calm your tits.

Oh yes daddy talk dirty to me!

It's an incel thread, and you're posting incel shit. Why would I take any risks when the end result is unhinged retards killing people as a form of attention seeking. Cut that shit at the root. You have no friends here, fuck off.

you mean man boobs

you have me confused with someone else, genius. i'm not the person posting incel shit. now stop being such an internet Paladin. nobody gives a shit.

this is hilarious. i can easily count 3 person impersonating you

>nobody gives a shit.
>continusly replying
Pick one, and then fuck off. Why would you insert yourself as a bastion of centrism when the other side are literally incel scum? Clearly you feel something that resonates within you. Purge that cancer right away.

I started reading your conversation. Did you expect today to go on like this?

This is what i meant. And it's not the only example. I'm not saying there aren't good looking women with no make up. Heck the most beautiful girl i know never wears it and she's stunning but that doesn't mean every girl is beautiful.

I could out makeup on and act like the chad of the place aesthetically speaking i just choose not to. I take care of my appearance in other ways (Showering daily, changing and cleaning clothes and not wear random things but rather trying to combine good looking ones) but i have an ugly face and no matter how good Ibor anyone would look with makeup, if you are ugly there's nothing that can change that. Except surgery but it doesn't always end well

>I can count 3 person
Found the extra chromosome

Kind of, I mainly come to Yea Forums to screech at /pol/ and incels. It's a healthy release to all the pent up bullshit of the world doing things I don't like, I think.

these are me. no incel or centrist or even remotely political shit to be found. just wondering why you're getting so offended over an obvious troll post. now chill out and don't @ me.

incels.wiki/w/Femoid

curse u femoids, i hate u. sniff :'(

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>ugly girl or white knight?
>no incel or centrist
You postulated a reason for my posting basing your assertion on the fact that I was either in denial or seeking a drop of pussy in a dessert of my life. How the fuck is that not incel or centrist?
>don't @ me.
I try that all the time, it doesn't seem to work.

if i was an incel you would have already driven me to rent a truck and kill people with your incessant prattling. jesus christ.

i feel you bruh, life is so unfair. not even talking about getting laid, just want to get a partner.

girls get everything in life by slapping makeup like cement

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So you're a centrist then, protecting the mentally deranged retards from the well deserved wrath of hurtful words on the internet. Disgusting.

lmao okay whatever you say.
keep touching lives on Yea Forums camp counselor Rick. i'm sure you'll make a difference.

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dont laugh at him, im already enlightened. heck, i just returned the truck i stole from my neighbor

>limp dick ridicule
You do realize no one knows who you are on here, right? You don't have to go out of your way to protect your ego here, just stop posting.

>
Left and right are just vague terms that assimilate a lot of unrelated ideologies on one side or the other. A person may be of one side and still find one of its decisions stupid.
{Ex: Leftist agrees with mostly left ideologis but might think gun control shouldn't be a thing /Right winged person might mostly agree with the right but not agree with immigration policies}

Now, in a world where political leaders chose the extreme version of a side's ideology despite them being completely unrelated, how is being a centrist a bad thing?

okay Dad :) thanks for teaching me the error of my ways. i could have easily been a mass murderer if not for your blessed guidance.

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Same for trannies but lmao lol

>how is being a centrist a bad thing?
One side is openly racist and are literally domestic terrorists. No matter what the fuck your policy stance is your support to the right puts you in a position where you support terrorism.
Also, MLK had some thoughts on the matter as well.
"I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to 'order' than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice "
Centrism is cancer in regards to genuine political discourse. The actual racists and terrorists will use the support of centrists as cover to appear moderate on the big stage.

Priest, you ought to enlighten this mass murderer to be

>LITERALLY shaking right now

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pretty sure i'm the male version of becky

MOAR

mofugger. i git pussy

Okay then good talk.

ask and ye shall receive user

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>how can you support LITERAL nazis;; if you ever had a right-leaning political thought u are LITERALLY HITLER

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It's the same user spamming macros. Those guys are usually not smart enough to engage in a conversation. The trick is for them to come assblasted to you (like you're doing right now) so you control the flow of the dialogue.

and here's his Facebook in case you wanted to rent a truck and run him over

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The extreme right is openly racist and the extreme left wants to accept everybody, even when not beneficial *Pedos, illegal immigrants and so on*. I don't want to close my country within walls where only a gew selected people can live but i don't eant to open the gates ro everyone either.

This mentality led me to think any political party that focuses on left or right (if not even dead ideologis from the last century) rather than specific actions on modern present problems is doomed to either fail or do irreparable damage. Therefore i chose the least extreme option there is.

I hope i explained myself properly

ah yes, the intellectual Chessmaster at work.
take note plebs.

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>The actual racists and terrorists will use the support of centrists as cover to appear moderate on the big stage
> if you ever had a right-leaning political thought u are LITERALLY HITLER
it's like LITERALLY talking to a wall..

its a baggy shirt with tight yoga pants

jesus it's in the picture

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yah but its true

>shut up bigot! my posts on Yea Forums are saving lives! i'm a shining bastion of reason among all you degenerates!

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>current politics in my country are too extreme for me to function so I cocoon up in the middle and ridicule both regardless of whether the extremists are using me for cover
I understand you. I just don't agree with you, and that's okay.

Wow your cock is so small ants are only knee-deep when they stand between your crotch

So what about the guys who are just actually too ugly to get laid?

If that's how you perceive me, I have no issue with that. Thanks for sharing.

It's not like i can't function, but it would be good to have a politician who actually focuses on problems rather than Side Propagandas

That would be nice, those politicians exist. Support those individually outside of party, there is no problem with that. However, why are you contributing to the noise that you claim to hate by sitting in the middle and shitting down on everyone?

Probably just a woman with a double standards. I bet you are shallow when it comes to men's height, but pretend to be so deep when it comes to your own looks.

I am literally a 5'10 white guy who is 6/10 on looks. As average goes, I am it. It's so cute that user's keep coming in here acting like you have to be affected personally to call out bullshit. Such a shitty narrow world view, holy fucking shit. Isn't this site supposed to be like 90 percent 190 IQ stem chads?

Hey look, more incels

don't you have a literal Nazi to go throw a brick at? or is IRL fash-bashing too scary and dangerous?

him my ass. that's obviously a woman, idiot

>is IRL fash-bashing too scary and dangerous?
Yes.

>It's so cute that user's keep coming in here acting like you have to be affected personally to call out bullshit.

You mean like you do? So you are a woman with double standards.

yea! let's catch them and put them in a zoo

yes the audacity of wanting a mate i find attractive and not forcing anyone to conform to my standards. totally the same thing as hating all women and wishing them dead. even though i am one.

you guys are sooooo fucking dramatic.

That's hilarious. I'm sure advertisers pick models based on their nice pairs of personalities.

Ah, you got me there. We're all shitposting with no rhyme or reason. I am morally virtuous so high-horse for me.

Advertisers main job is to sell shit to you not be a respectful life-partner. Fucking apples and bowling balls, nice try tho.

incel tagging are we?

Oldfag here

Someone from Harvard?

You got me there. I'm out, have fun self-feeding your egos.

>oldfag here
>reddit spacing
>comment that has nothing to do with the thread
I believe we have babbies first shitpost on Yea Forums.

chad here from harvard. how may i help you, oldfag?

I prefer the natural look. Women who dont have to cake on makeup to look great are perfection.

don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

careful, with your perfectly respectful and reasonable opinion someone here is bound to call you an incel.

Makeup is a billion dollar industry designed to make women rightfully hate themselves.

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Get the tranquilizer and cages ready!!!

hurr having preferences with women makes you an incel!!!!!!1

U jew?

incels.wiki/w/Main_Page
Welcome comrade

>respectful life-partner
Look at this faggot.
Pump. And. Dump.
All women are the same.

Why care

p good impression of what they sound like, my dude.

yes, got a problem?

stop user. it's a mad roastie who doesnt look halfway acceptable without makeup. Nothing you said is controversial.

So the newfriend knows which direction they're heading. Wouldn't want to foster a false sense of confidence in such shitty performance.

Makeup is false advertising.

Fine I'll stop. Going back to my wife, cya.

But you can't that's why you're angry on the internet instead of pumping and dumping. Why are you prioritizing incel ideology over actually getting your dick wet?
>inb4 limp dick claims of slaying pussy
I am fucking ready, hit me with your chad claims.

thanks man. some people are just determined to be offended at anything.

that's not me, capital letters are too a n g e r y for me

wtf are you talking about im a 11/10 chad. grabbing pussies left and right as i type with my nose

Oh shit, I am sorry Mr.President, I didn't realize you posted on these boards.

i'm not him but you know you can get a beej while typing yeah? requires exactly 0 hands on your end.

lol

This was wonderful hahahahah

I don't shit on peoples opinions, when did i do that?

this isn't like, half of the women in their early 20's? And those images aren't supposed to be negative?

holy shit shes italian? thought she was latina or indian......(mostly latin cuz dem curves lol

the italians in my area are no where near that dark

True

She's probably from the islands or descended from someone from there. People in Lombardia and Piemonte are oale as fuck.

Kinda asking for a lot there virgin friend, very few women can wake up after rolling around and drooling for 8 hours with puffy eyes

51% of the population in general doesn't translate to 51% of the population on Yea Forums. Troll or not, go take a statistics class.

Sure, signing up for one now

incelbro you need a goodnight story?

I think their reasoning is that relationships are mainly based in looks, power and other "superficial" aspects of humankind. Therefore, these kind of average girls are in the low end of the power spectrum because they aren't, in the eyes of the powerful men, attractive enough. But of course, since they are women, nonetheless they have more power than the incels just because of having a vagina :-D

i'm married and female lol. you just have to get enough sleep to not have bags under your eyes and have a good skin routine. most cover up their bad skin with makeup but a natural face tells no lies.

just saying it's a little silly to expect we make up exactly 0% of Yea Forums when we're 51% of the world population. never suggested we made up 51% of Yea Forums my friend. :)

Pale*

People spamming incel is the new godwin law.
I see Yea Forums became an extension of plebbit, shame.

not any of the previous posters but if you wanna have some light father son roleplay lmk

i just blew a nut. thanks user

i heard Omegle is a good place for finding RP partners, and there are ERP threads here on Yea Forums from time to time. no shade from me, i legit hope you find what you're looking for.

no prob, never understood the trap thing myself but if it makes you happy i support it. at least it gives them a purpose.

>500px
Oh shit is this real, are there girls who think like this? like have some confidence already, if you're a girl please leave this site its for perverted men and boys, look at the shota,loli,gay threads for an example... plus people are racist here

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Found the beta orbiter

>I'm on 4 chan refreshing threads rather than enjoying the summer sea or talking to friends who kinda didn't vive a shit about me for months. I Have a problem but it's completely unrelated to this thread.
That's depressing, my friends are too busy wasting their paychecks on drugs, alcohol and clothes. I wish we could move to a house together, but I can't keep a job (bpd), at least without therapy, and they already moved out of their parent houses into a small apartment. They sleep on mattresses on the floor and barely go food shopping, its almost always dirty and they play games or just text on their phones when I come over to smoke, its boring and i kinda regret doing drugs in the first place. Whatever you do, get your ass into therapy, keep a job, find a goal (short or long) and keep yourself busy.

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Chads dont like ugly pussy bro, wtf you on about?

Every time I see CW, I read it as cringe warning. Is that what it means?

Someone called?

not
>wears baggy clothing to hide massive milkers

Hey guys this is OP from Reddit. I just want to say thank you for all the replies. I have never gotten so many likes or up votes. I really can't believe it. God Bless

Link please?

tell that to pokimane fans, she looks like a mutant without her war paint on

lol crack? just use oil based foundation and don't wash your face with extringent 2x a day and you'll have a giant break out of zits and blackheads in no time

you're wasting your time sis. bunch of angry dicks in this thread. logic is above them.

lol or column 1 could just be

-don't be a landwhale
-ask women on dates

most of those things on the left don't even apply besides be physically attractive

>The incel, aka "involuntarily celibate", a person (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude.
This is true, most niggas here are self-pitying instead of self-compassionate, so they magnify all of their flaws and wallow in the mess they've made. The men or women here are their worst enemy, victims of self-isolation and bullying, never truly adapting to their circumstances and overcoming adversity. They need help but won't let themselves, because that would mean facing their own demons and accepting the fact that they've wasted their earthly lives/time feeling sorry for themselves. Its like being pushed into a mud puddle, and crying until someone picks them up, they won't even reach out with their hand, they just wait until someone picks them without assistance and then act like they can't stand on their own.

I fucking hate this place, it breeds helplessness and crippling fear.

nay. im not a landwhale but im a coward

hence why the second part is there, ask women on dates

that's pretty much all it takes, have the initive to just say, ''hey I'd like to take out on a date for coffee or drinks''

that's it, then she either wants to go or doesn't and shows up or flakes, and half the time when they show up they are trying to make it turn into sex too, other half of the time it's likely she has some arbitrary number of dates she wants it to take before she shows you her pussy

that's about all there is to dating, the better looking you are the more smoothly it will go on a more regular basis and the more ugly you are the more hard mode it is, but even ugly guys can get laid, they just need low standards, lots of attempts and a will to not give up