The zombie apocalypse is happening. The closest thing on your right is your weapon. How fucked are you?

The zombie apocalypse is happening. The closest thing on your right is your weapon. How fucked are you?

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constitution
i use it as my mouse pad

A crow bar.

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Guess I'm ripping this old person support bar off the bathroom wall.....shit

Im a dead man.

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my headset yeah im fucked

plastic or glass?

A big fkin husky

Taco Bell tray. Maybe I could use it as a shield and get somewhere safe?

A spoon. Yeah Im fucked.

My dachshund isn’t going to be much help

At least you'll have company while you live in a boarded up house.

Glass

Throw it at the zombies and run while they rip it apart.

Nice quads .
Congratulations

sick

This sux

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a faggot

I have a spring assisted flick knife on my right. Should be fine.

a fucking hat. nice knowing you anons

You'd be going out in style.

A minifridge
what do I win

Big shark plush... same as pic but slightly smaller.

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Whats inside it? Theres no electric during an apocalypse.

fair enough.

Well I was figuring I would just use the minifridge itself as a weapon

A dildo

On my right is my wife, sleeping. On my left though, is my baby in his crib - can i use that?

AR15, I think I'm set