Ever accidentally get cum on something important?

Got it on the tv remote once. In bed like in vid, laying on towel. Jerking off cum harder than expected. Wad landed on remote.

I once got it on a signed work document that was on the nightstand. Wiped it off real quick and it just barely noticeable.

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Not this is relatable. Started to take of the shirt resently tho

Edging for hours, genetics, water intake. There are alot of factors. Some people just can't do it. Edging is the best way to try.

Edging is when you clench your anus?

A shoe. I only noticed the morning after, when the cum had already dried and irreversibly stained the leather. Fortunately, I was able to find an identical pair some time later.

Why not put a tissue on your stomach before you start fapping?

Putting tissues down takes away from the experience. When I have the time I like to be totally nude and really get into it. When I'm in that headspace I actually like to feel the cum on my body. Might sound gross or gay or whatever, but it's really fucking intense for me.

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I used to be the type that jacked off with my clothes on and tried to carefully shoot into a tissue. Fuck that, nude and just letting it fly is so much better.

Well, I love when my cock is cummed on by other men. My cock might be tiny, but it’s important to me

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One time a girl was sucking me and when I nutted in her mouth it must've been more than she was ready for cuz it came out her nose and back onto me.
So in this situation the important thing was me.

Oh fuck that's spunkstar420. I used to watch him squirt his meat missile on xtube years ago

When I was 19, I found my 9 year old female cousin really attractive.

It was the first time I realised I was a pedophile. This one time we had a photography session set up and had lots of pictures taken with me, her and my second cousin who was 6 at the time. This was a request from my mother and my auntie to make an album which would be displayed downstairs.

I found her modeling really sexy, so I took It and jacked off and came on her mouth on the pics pretending it was real for a few weeks every other night

Eventually, the pics color faded off and was like paint smudging so I had to try wash it because I knew one day someone would ask where it was gone. To cover my back I said I loved my niece and spilt drink on it... nobody suspected a thing and luckily had the pictures saved on the computer as backup.
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I was jerking off to Cybil Sheppard a long time ago, came so hard it hit the TV 5 feet away, I ran as fast as I could to clean it off cause it was in the living room.

That depends.
Is your mother important to you?

No, you get yourself right to the edge of orgasm, then stop, give yourself a few minutes, then start again, and repeat

It's like purposely giving yourself blue balls, but the orgasm is intense when you finally give in.

Tom Segura is that you?

Got cum on "borrowed" clothes loads of times

On your gay mom

abstinence + edging is all you need. even a fat can do that with those 2 factors

am i the only one that just put up his left/right hand in front of dick to make sure the shot doesn't goes in unwanted directions?
been doing this for years now..

I don't consider your mom's anus to be of any particular importance...so no.