Hey Yea Forums what is the easiest and quickest way to kill myself in Canada...

the police seemed to believe the allegations

Try to fight a moose they kill hella people in canida and will not hesitate. It wont be that painful since they are big as heck sqach your head like an orange.

Sucks

BC, I'm in Vancouver

Killing yourself in Canada is like killing yourself anywhere else you just keep saying sorry the whole time.

go to a place full of children, proceed to rape them. when cops arrive, start killing the children. then just wait for the cops to do the rest

Drink a bunch of chlorine then drink a bunch of ammonia. Wash your mouth out with Bleach.

find train, walk in front of it. profit

>they are also saying I bought and shared nudes of this girl and others
Well, did you? If you didn't they are not going to have any proof like text messages, paypal, etc supporting their claim.

Maybe you'll get arrested and go bankrupt defending yourself, but you almost certainly won't go to prison based on wispy circumstantial charges.

sounds like you fucked up fam