Hey Yea Forums what is the easiest and quickest way to kill myself in Canada...

hey Yea Forums what is the easiest and quickest way to kill myself in Canada, I recently had damning false allegations of being a child predator thrown my way and I would rather die than be a meat puppet in jail

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Haha, poor pedo fuck

Either jump off something really high or step in front of an 18 wheeler or a bus.

Walk outside.

What the hell are you’ve being accused of? Are the allegations really false?
Don’t kill your self if they aren’t true...

>CREEEEP CATCHEEEERS

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Just walk outside naked in the winter you'll be gone within the hour.

If it's false allegations then you're not gonna be sent to prison because it's false allegations fucking tard.

Which province?

I'm being accused of grooming a girl who I was simply internet friends with mutually, I'm 19 she is 14, they are saying that I bought "kink" gear for her and using me talking about buying her overwatch boxes when I lost a bet as proof. they are also saying I bought and shared nudes of this girl and others. all this started because someone I used to be friends with went psycho or something

the police seemed to believe the allegations

Try to fight a moose they kill hella people in canida and will not hesitate. It wont be that painful since they are big as heck sqach your head like an orange.

Sucks

BC, I'm in Vancouver

Killing yourself in Canada is like killing yourself anywhere else you just keep saying sorry the whole time.

go to a place full of children, proceed to rape them. when cops arrive, start killing the children. then just wait for the cops to do the rest

Drink a bunch of chlorine then drink a bunch of ammonia. Wash your mouth out with Bleach.

find train, walk in front of it. profit

>they are also saying I bought and shared nudes of this girl and others
Well, did you? If you didn't they are not going to have any proof like text messages, paypal, etc supporting their claim.

Maybe you'll get arrested and go bankrupt defending yourself, but you almost certainly won't go to prison based on wispy circumstantial charges.

sounds like you fucked up fam

punch a moose
they kill more humans in north america than any other animal

Yeah, this sounds like normie HS bullshit to me. Anyways sounds like you're guilty as fuck. Take your punishment like a man and next time, don't talk to literal children on the fucking internet. Tyrone will be waiting for you once you get inside; and he's been rather stressed out lately.

Something doesn’t add up if you’re now considering suicide. So you bought her loot boxes...you bought “kink gear” but it wasn’t for her...but did you buy nude photos of a minor or not?

Topkek i was just watching C C and POPsquad before i found the thread

It is rather interesting how he denied the former but not the latter?

I'm a degenerate so I have bought stuff off peoples patreons, but never off underaged people idk if they can use that on me somehow, and even if I dont go to jail I cant afford losing my job or having this horrible stain on my life being accused of something like this doesnt just vanish after u defend yourself

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I never bought images of a minor, and I never bought kink gear for anyone

Did you buy nudes from a minor or not? If you did then you fucked yourself royalty. Even if you didn't what the hell are you doing talking to little girls on the interwebs? That is literal pedo behavior.

Are you Jonathan Yaniv, the pedo tyranny? Also, when they cut off your cock in prison you'll die from blood loss quite quickly.

Me too bud, this I can help with. I'd say go to Capilano or the dam and pitch yourself off no one will ever find you. Two go to one of the many hells Angel bars and pick a fight or they will kill anyone no questions asked for 10 k. Three go to east Hastings and offer a tweaker money or fentanyl to kill you with a knifespine or throat would be quick. I'd offer to do it, but I'm laying low right now. Just keep in mind, all the shit you're being accused of will look true if you off yourself

user just hire a decent lawyer you flaming dumb ass, but in all seriousness, youll be okay, just hold your standards higher man, ive been there

Tranny, not tyranny, lol.

I didnt buy nudes from a minor, and as I said she was a mutual, playing games with someone doesn't make me a pedo

Well bud I hate to break this to you, but if they have text convos between the both of you odds are high you did something wrong here. This is why you dont talk to underaged girls online, ever. Under any circumstance. Say hi to Tyrone for me once you get inside.

Just go down to one of those shady street corners with all the crack addicts living in tents and ask where you can find fentanyl.
Ezpz drug to od on

I can't afford a lawyer or anything I only just started working

>playing games with someone doesn't make me a pedo
No but having private conversations with them when you're not playing games does. Something isn't adding up here. They're not gonna imprison you unless they have hard evidence you did something wrong. What did your dumbass do? What did you say to this girl?

once I'm dead my reputation doesn't matter does it, might go visit the dam

pay it off, get a loan, dont be so stupid and ruin your life, but it the end itll be cool to watch you get raped on cctv cams

if they are false then why not fight it?

Because he's guilty

I get what you mean, but the conversations werent sus in nature at all, in hindsight I shouldn't have talked to them, but the convos were things like thoughts on the latest update sort of thing

top kek ill take my piece of the cake from you user, ty for teaching me a lesson

I guess ur right, I dunno I'm just scared

Then what are you worried about? If you aren't guilty nothing is going to happen now will it?

>they are also saying I bought and shared nudes of this girl and others.
They're gonna need actual proof of this to bring charges against you instead of just the circumstantial overwatch shit.

>the police seemed to believe the allegations
Cops always lead with this. It's called an investigation. If you are truly innocent of any wrongdoing and have no intent or even the willingness to cross the line given the opportunity, get a lawyer and counter-sue for defamation.

Had some similar bullshit happen from an ex of an ex. Accused me of leaking her nudes to revengepron sites and when police forensics got involved, the only IP address involved was his parent's house. He did like 3mo jail for filing a false report and some other bullshit. Also sued him for 10k in civil just because. He did succeed in breaking us up though. Bitch believed him at first, which kinda destroyed all the trust in the relationship.

ur right, but I've seen so much stuff online of people being falsely accused and punished and shit I'm scared its gonna happen to me

if they have no proof she sent you nudes then the case will be dismissed.
Hearsay doesnt get people locked up in cases like this, they claim to have physical evidence of you receiving nudes from her, then they have to prove it.

>but I've seen so much stuff online of people being falsely accused and punished and shit I'm scared its gonna happen to me
Show me one case where this has happened

SHUT UP AND GET A LAWYER.

If you can't afford one, say you want one and still shut up.

Cannuck land can't be that different than the US. Don't fucking speak to the police. Don't make their job to arrest you easy by speaking with them.

I'll dispute then, thanks. how the hell will I pay it off, I'm scared so I guess I'm not thinking right

they are making a pretty specific claim, that you bought sexual photos from her. So they need to back up that claim with solid evidence, if not the case won't get far.
whats really weird about this, why are you talking with 14 years olds in the first place?

Fuck man, I'm sorry it's come to this. Probably your best bet solid 300 foot drop, no one to stop you and no barrier. It is Canada though the sentence probably won't be that bad, and Canadian jail isn't a very dangerous place. I'd say at least wait it out till just before you're remanded into custody, could be some surprise evidence or they might not have enough and drip the charges, my ex girlfriend got her charges dropped cause the vid didn't show you never know man.

user i wish i could shake your hand

nothing I've seen for pedo stuff but for rape accusations and stuff

mutual of my young cousin I played with a lot

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There was a case a few years ago where several people committed suicide because someone stole their credit card #s and used it to buy CP. Part of a major international CP ring bust too so I guess the cops thought they had them dead to rights and took certain "liberties" with interrogation...

stop

It's way soccer than the American legal system most murderers do like 5 years

did you play just with her? or always with your cousin?

I'm gonna wait a little longer, but it would be nice to know an emergency exit

fucking cancer.

>nothing I've seen for pedo stuff
Right,so you just made up that. Thanks for letting me know.

Link?

cousin always invited her, he probably had a crush, I never played with her alone

Good to have an ace up the sleeve, and if I see it happen I'll know why. Meantime keep quiet, and wait the case out , if they truly have nothing it'll fall apart if they try to remand you into custody, then go for it.

stream it!

have they tried chemo? how long are you into your treatment? obviously its not working edge lord

thanks for the advice, i guess my plan is wait it out, try to look for a lawyer (though i wont try hard because im not trying to live in debt) then just take a swim if it goes downhill

cant you get a public defender over there?

This is making me sad

not gonna lie, no idea what that is. idk anything about legal stuff, all i know is i work my 9-5 and waste my day away on games

Then why are you so scared? you have a witness, and there is no evidence of any pictures being sent.
i dont think this would even make it to court, the police won't even charge you.

youre being very hard to help
your laziness will be your undoing
guilty or not, google some stuff you dumb fuck
>inb4 youre helping a pedo

Become a tranny
original

buy some saint john's wort pills to treat your depression, and hire yourself a good lawyer. in the meantime, stay away from women and children

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im a paranoid person, i always fear the worst, and the stuff ive seen online of rape accusations even when false going through, who is to say that cant happen with this? i dont know anything about legal stuff

i googled what is was right after i sent that reply, im trying to help myself im just not very hopeful

Due to the governments socialized status, ,it's a crap shoot of competent lawyers, you could get a good or shit one. You could get a good public defender, but are you really going to bet the rest of your life on that.

well i guess if they turn out garbage, i can still take the emergency exit, no?

Get a lawyer dummy, don't go on Yea Forums for legal advice..If you lawyer says your fucked then worry about the next steps

be hopeful, you can do it
you have the means, just DONT FUCKING TALK TO KIDS AGAIN, LEARN FROM THIS
but again, the case might get thrown out
in the case it doesn't, then you need a LAWYER and tell him, you don't know them, you dont know what they want, and deny and show how you are inoccent

there's no real telling if pedos are really killed/raped in prison or just more than the average inmate. supposedly pedos are sent to protective custody, but even that's not a guarantee... if you're lucky enough to get it in the first place.
you may as well as take your odds... most pedos survive prison, going by statistics alone.

Because they literally have no evidence?

i have learnt, the only young people ill ever talk to again is my relatives, thinking about it, now ive calmed down, i can probably make it out ok, im just panicking for no reason

goodbye user
>godspeed this bitch and dont be a jeffrey epstein anymore

RCMP will fuck this up bud. Your safe !!!

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im new to Yea Forums. all i know is that people on here can be smart/nice sometimes and that the media hates you guys, and Yea Forums is the only board i know of, so i came to ask

Vancouverfag here too. Jesus buddy what the fuck did you do to get falsely accused of being a pedo? Try to chat up minors outside of some elementary school in East Van? Get a good fucking lawyer, if the allegations are truly false then you should have your day in court to defend yourself against them and will likely be found not guilty.

Try escaping to Russia. Working cheap for someone good enough to give you a job. Use the skill gained to get other work. Join their Army, and hunt down your accusers afterwards. Have people you met along the way contactable as proof of your character.

Face the student filth in their own arena to prove their system corrupt to outsiders and thus prevent the spread of it through your former comrades readying defence against them and throwing back cowardice to where it came from.

No rescue perhaps, but some of yourself lived on outside corruption. Clearly showing too what else should be allowed through, what was like you. What you liked.

Leaving uni scum condensed, destroying themselves without an influx of material to torture. A nice target for bombs if they don't painfully re-establish decency.
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Move to America. Reject every dudeweed, go around the sterilised aftermath of freedom's forfeit and smash some cameras, ride some freight trains, to show it's not all over.

You can, stick to the plan. You'll be fine friend. If you ever feel disenfranchised just remember all the people who wanted to help you today. It's gonna be okay

I think that only applies to US prisons though. I don't think they do that in Canada.

this girl who started it all has had a hate boner for me for months, i honestly dont know what i did to piss her off outside rejecting her advances. ive decided im gonna try for a public defendant but keep the escape route in the back of my mind

im surprised people on here were nice and actually helped me, guess the media really is wrong about you guys. thanks

Get some hobbies besides playing videogames with minors dude

again, i was gaming with my cousin who frequently invited this girl, at one point we made bets on the pro league and i lost, thats why i got her lootboxes, i got everyone that was involved lootboxes. but ur right i do need a more productive hobby

DONT TALK TO ANY FUCKING KIDS YOU FAGGOT, LEAVE CHILDREN ALONE, FAMILY, FRIENDS, IDGAF LEARN FROM THIS OR SOMEONE WILL MAKE YOU LEARN

You were lucky people who usually post that they wanna kill themselves get the short end of the stick

Did you try turning off the fucking computer and getting a life? God damn you pathetic faggot

guess today was my lucky day, thanks again, if i see a thread of someone wanting to die ill pay it forward and help them

i have an average social life off the internet, but thanks for the advice anyways

A 19 year old being involved with a 14 year old is legal is Canada. We have similar consent laws to like Alabama. Receiving and sharing nudes are a different story, that's child porn.

"A 19 year old being involved with a 14 year old is legal is Canada" what the fuck is wrong with the country i live in wtf how is that something we deem okay.

Obviously you don't if you're trying to score underaged pussy online

not sure either. did some googling, there's mention of it so it appears it does exist in some capacity. can't find any specifics though.
bollocks. it was 14 but they raised it to 16 because burgers kept coming over to fuck teenagers.

Isn't it international law to not solicit underaged girls with a computer?

rcmp-grc.gc.ca/en/brochure-respect-sexual-consent

yeah man, it's pretty fucked up.

not what i was doing but thanks anyways

16 is still too low imo

>?
Cowards should be barred from girls/women altogether.

oh wait nvm, I see what you were saying. close in age exemption, yep.
the criteria for acceptability is whether or not it destroys white birth rates. op could have gone on to have kids with the 14 year old girl, instead he's going to prison. notice it's always white guys that get arrested for this sort of thing. on the other hand a white boy wants to fuck up his fertility with hrt hormones and chop his dick off they'll encourage it.

>in Canada
Drown yourself off maple syrup

Niggers get arrested for this all the damn time, what are you talking about?

you're right, so now if you're a 14 year old girl you it's legal to be with an 18 year old guy. It's an improvement but still pretty fucked up. 14 is still a child.

but 14 year olds fucking each other is perfectly fine though, right. you're just an ageist bigot.

everybody is a child and everybody is a piece of shit. I don't believe in innocence. A piece of a shit is a piece of shit, regardless of age.

>damning false allegations

I'm interested in how damning it could be while being false.