Why isn't this more of a thing?

why isn't this more of a thing?
Who doesn't love a dildo up the ass while getting blown?

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I prefer her tongue

Straight niggas.

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>Who doesn't love a dildo up the ass while getting blown?

straight men.

don't knock it til you try it.
Prostate massage is doesn't make you gay

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I like her stroking/licking/lightly fingering my ass while she blows me. But I’d try a dildo.

start with a finger. or 4

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I want to her to put pressure on my prostate while I orgasm in her mouth

I'd love this but most girls I fuck are too shy / prudish I think.

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Not my girl ;) but I’m a pretty relaxed guy so I kinda talk with her throughout our session. Communication is big.

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stimulating the prostate tricks the brain into thinking it's time to ejaculate, following the same responses it gets during normal sex.

stronger orgasms from prostate massage is the same mental trigger as stronger orgasms from other sexual acts or fetishes.

tl;dr: prostate orgasms are stronger only if you like assplay.

faggot.

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probably because you don't know how to clean your asshole

i've talked many bitched into pegging / sucking me on the regular by showing i know how to give myself an enema and also i can say "not today" if my ass if full of beef taco.

once a girl realizes you care about your asshole she'll eat it, too. and she won't care if it's shitty.

Tried anal play myself and with my wife. When I did it myself I didn't feel much from the dildo (small Bruce from Bad dragon) and had trouble staying hard. Had my wife do it a couple of times while blowing me with the same result. It was neither pleasurably or uncomfortable.

>i know how to give myself an enema
>she'll eat it, too. and she won't care if it's shitty

that's not a lifestyle a normal person wants to live, nor a normal person wants to date.

but hey, you do you :)

Would definitely love this done to me

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> i know how to give myself an enema
> i can say "not today"
if my I already promised my ass Michael that day