Greetings, Yea Forums!
I am the almighty Genie of the Lamp!
You have freed me from my gravy filled prison and now I shall grant you 3 wishes!
If you roll dubs, your first wish will come true!
If you roll trips, I may grant your second wish as well!
If you roll quads, all of your wishes will become a reality!
Well what are you waiting for? Tell me what your wishes are!
>give infinite money
>give thicc girlfriend
>give ability to make people commit suicide if I tell them to do it
thx
>Large sum of money
>Nerdy Flat GF
>Purple Man style mind control that i can turn on and off
I wish i controlled time and space
Awwwww yaaaaa
-win the next lottery ticket i buy
-not get wounded or killed in the next 5 and a half months
-for my wife to get a job she is truly happy with
Win my lawsuit against sex freak stalkers.
The authority to arrest the guy who wants to tell people to commit suicide
Stainless steel 500. ML Beretta.
Crack shot sniper vision
That's it.
Good grades
Get in shape
Get a girlfriend
so close to quads omfg
give me third boobeh