Is it possible to have a gf without having money bros? How does one do that?

Is it possible to have a gf without having money bros? How does one do that?

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a fat/ugly ugly
get a job

Just drop your standards waaaaaaaay down.

Or do something non-degenerate like go to church.

Just lie. Tell them youre in college. Also it gives you an excuse to ignore them during the day. Or night school if you want to ignore them at night.

If they really like you theyll cost 5 bucks a week and its not hard to hustle 5 dollars

>>Just lie. Tell them youre in college. Also it gives you an excuse to ignore them during the day. Or night school if you want to ignore them at night.

Goddamn. That's genius

Yes, go outside and talk to people.
Get a job or an education if you aren't already, or at least do something with yourself. You'll have a hard time meeting anyone decent if all you do is sit around at home.

Talk about what user? Talking doesn't get you a gf. I'm a college student by the way, but have zero friends.

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That's where doing things with your time helps, try to find a hobby of some sort. It gives you topics to bring up (as long as its not something autistic and you're not autistically overenthusiastic about it which scares people off sometimes). I realise money is required for a lot of hobbies but there's also plenty you can do for free. What are you into? Common interests will help a lot, there are a surprising amount of women into shit you'd think only guys like.

It's possible, you usually have to be a douche bag named Chad.

I've got money, but still can't attract a girl, at least the kind I want. I'd like a wholesome woman with traditional ideals who isn't a narcissistic materialistic cunt. Unfortunately America doesn't have any nice women, or if they did, they got married early.

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You're right that a lot of the traditional value types marry young, so maybe look for slightly younger girls then?
You'd be surprised how many good girls are out there, a lot of them just don't get out as much as the shitty popular ones.

just be around women as much as possible. sooner or later one of them will want to fuck you

protip - her touching you without solicitation isn't as good as an indicator of interest as is her talking about sex. women who find you unattractive will do everything in their power to keep you from thinking about sex at all. also don't be discouraged if they mention a boyfriend/husband within minutes of talking to you. the older you get, the less it means anything - after I turned 30, 3/4 of the women I've banged were married

How do you find the good ones then?

have a personality and be confident you fucking loser
it really isn't that hard and it doesn't depend on money or looks
sure they help but anyone worth dating will be able to look past that if you aren't such a little faggot

Find a desperate chick. Most fat chicks will date you

Honestly not sure man, I'm one of the lucky bastards who snagged a good one young. Been dating since 10th grade, almost 6 years now, will probably marry her soon.
Where are you finding bad ones? Maybe its just luck.
I ended up with my girlfriend after just being close friends with her for a while beforehand, (she was the one in the friendzone surprisingly, I was busy fucking around while she patiently waited for me to go out with her) I suppose that's probably a less likely scenario as an adult though.

ALL VIRGINS.
>Trying to give advice sheet.
Nigga I'd rather be with a fat girl who can lose weight any time then to be alone having to jacking off.
Kids need to grow up thinking you will get 10/10 no wonder your still single.
Enjoy being alone tonight jacking off to CD/Trap porn. FAGGOTS!

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>implying that land whale will ever lose any weight.

Id rather keep fucking my pillow

> Being proud of desperation, weak will and low standards.

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>Implying you will ever be with a girl.
Enjoy! You're keep the autism down by not getting a girl knocked up.

Imagine being this basement dweller who thinks he will never be with a 10/10 qt.
Clearly underage.

Become the woman in the relationship, no joke, I landed my dream girl and I'm keeping her happy just by doing the cooking, cleaning and lawn work while she works.

yes, it is possible. just don't date with thots fag

Yes it’s possible, just keep your head up and get through every day, you don’t wake up for no reason, everyone has good coming their way

Do you have a big dick? If so then yes its quite easy to have a GF without having money.

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Nice those quads are as lucky as you

that fucking whale
are you actually able to stick up her cunt or you just fuck the fat between the thighs?

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If you're worth it, she'll buy.

and feed her fatass..you are describing a whore or a prostitute...youre paying to feed her fatass and more so youre really paying for pussy. Id rather jackoff and feed myself

Name a fat girl that can lose weight. Name one.

Too be fair I've always liked big girls so my dream girl isn't everyones idea of perfect.

Honestly you guys are made for eachother. Landwhale and redneck looking faggot. Good job sir!

so you like the smell of sweat ...understandable

Must be nice. Idk tinder mostly. I meet girls through like family or intramurals at college with the one. There's no huge standouts besides the one but she's 1k miles away. Its just tough

If you're ugly you're probably pretty shit out of luck and need to get something to draw interest.

I got lucky because I pretty much inherited farmland and im quite handsome and swole. But that being said im still quite unlucky compared to good looking rich kids who literally never have to work. I still have to work.

Lifes just unfair in that way I think, If you're poor and ugly you have to have something else the rest of us dont, which is just money and/or determination i guess.'

Women just want stability for a family, or they want to get railed by someone with great genetics.

If you havent got either of those things, then you get to scrape the slimy garbage from the bottom of the barrel. Also known as fat chicks or disabled/psychopathic women

>>Honestly not sure man, I'm one of the lucky bastards who snagged a good one young. Been dating since 10th grade, almost 6 years now, will probably marry her soon

Small town trash...she apparently doesnt know any better hopefully she'll attend a community college or 4 year college where she can meet real people not some factory worker.

Yes and not even ugly ones. A lot of good looking girls will still be interested in you even if you have no money as long as you offer something else like charm, pretty, strong, confidence.

The problem with this arises because other guys will not only surpass you in the material goods category, which happens to be really important in society since money rules the world, but the has stuff going on category.

tl;dr no career or money? can still attract a girl's interest but likely to lose it before long

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Yeah you just gotta be decent looking have decent clothes/hygiene on the younger side all this with the biggest one is her being your neighbor or lives within 10 minutes of you then yes very possible.

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Be well hung or be a complete pushover... or be okay with dating a single mom.

Don't have a sense of smell, I just like the look and feel of a fatty haha

Niggas love fat women because they got dem food stamps to make them fat. Gotta be eatin a bunch to be dat phat!

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I dated one of the hottest girls I know while unemployed. Try not to be a pleb.

My point proven

define big

Sounds like a waste to settle for the same girl since 10th grade

the key word here is dated in the past tense.

yes i have done it many of times. Its call dont be ugly, and have personality

Be confident or treat them like shit.

Be fun to be around and find a girl with a job that can take you out on dates.

>have money
>no gf
I'm confused, where am I supposed to get my free gf at

Stop being a basement dwelling albino fucktard, pursue interests (provided they aren't too illicit) other people with similar or the same interest will probably notice said effort toward it on your part. It isn't rocket surgery, dipshit.

Im the guy who said to lie. I am not a virgin. Lying has gotten me very far in life. With women and at my job.

Is treating them like shit a meme or not? What do you mean by it?
But how do you start if you have no friends?

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That's just how monogamy is, there's pros and cons to both lifestyles. Find a great girl and most people don't need anything else.
My girl's bisexual anyway so we've discussed maybe having threesomes with some chicks eventually. Best of both worlds.

Examples would be cool user. Also how don't you get caught lying.

depends on what "no monies" actually is. If you barely get by but can support yourself, most won't care, except cashgrabbers and those aren't the best match anyways. If no monies is taken literally, then probably not.

Big dick / being attractive /both

As someone who actually has a big dick, most women don't actually give a shit. Its certainly not a factor in getting a girlfriend, hookups maybe but dick size is way down the line on a woman's priorities for boyfriend material.

Money doesn't help. I tried bribing a girl with £5k to be my gf, not even that worked.

Yikes

Well as far as women goes if they seem interested in you ask them questions that gets them going. Latch on to things they seem particularly passionate about and just agree with it. I once pretended to like NASCAR for a girl. Smoking hot blond my godmother watches a lot of NASCAR so I would just regurgitate shit she said. I pretended to like Football for another and since all my friends like Football I would just say stuff they said. I went out with a couple friends who were nurses and this woman assumed I was a nurse too and I didn't correct her. She was the bartender and she had huge tits and I know enough about working in an Emergency Room to fake my way through that. You can lie easy enough to get laid but don't expect anything long lasting. As far as not getting caught it's pretty easy until you date 2 girls at once then shit gets . I never could keep that up for long I'd always have to break up with one after a couple months.

As far as lying to get ahead in life thats a little more tricky because you could always be found out. In high school because I played DotA and Starcraft my Korean friends would help me cheat. Cheated my way through Junior and Senior year. I've told jobs that I have years of experience in stuff I have almost no or actually no experience in. Not like I had any positions of high authority but I would also lie to my work and say I was in school for X and usually get a second job and see which is better.

Dunno how I don't get caught but I can tell you I'm in a long term relationship now and I have to lie my ass off because telling lies is way easier than long drawn out conversations.

sorry these sentences are tough to read. I had to step away a lot because I don't want my current woman to know I use Yea Forums. Another lie. She also knows what Yea Forums is.

have sex

Not even larping

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Ouch

Be attractive and have a good personality/confidence. Be good at the sex.
Otherwise you're fucked

Do you just want someone to fuck, or a girlfriend?
Because this is not a good way to get the latter.

At this stage I'm so fucked up I no longer know

OK that was cool. Specially the furt part about getting people to talk and latching onto things. I'm no very good at conversations so nice insight.

Thanks to google you can pretend to like or know anything. Everyone at my current job thinks I'm an IT genius. I just google stuff.

I'm fat
I'm jobless and in debt
I have autism

I've got a cute Asian girlfriend who shares all my interests. How? She's got incredibly low standards and she believes we're soulmates.

Oh, forgot to mention, we started dating when I was 27 and a virgin, she was 18. It's been a couple years.

It's called being handsome and fit.

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Get a gf that has money already