This man approaches you and demands your wallet

>this man approaches you and demands your wallet
>wat do?

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Shoot his dog
WAIT N-

I'd ask him why does he need it, he's a multi millionaire. Then i'd politely decline his request and continue with my day.

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give it to him then call my bank and credit card company to cancel the cards.

Give it to him.

He might put money inside of it and hand it back to me or give me an autograph. Hell, I’m not gay but I’d probably suck his cock for free while we’re at it. Dude is chill kickass bro from what I’ve seen and read about.

Ask him how his he will not devide is rallies are going

Kill him and laugh as every loser, incel, normie, and redditard cries, “Wah, but he was breathtaking. Wah.”

Take out my gun and blow his brains out because in reality he is an actor and can't do shit.

Call my mate Chuck and wait for them to cause a black hole and the world to be swallowed whole.

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Suck his dick before he kills ms

Give him what he wants
Keanu is a pretty cool guy and he doesn't afraid of anything
I'm sure he take what he needs & give the wallet back
Probably cab fare to get to one of those children's hospitals he's supporting
I'd trust him to pay whatever back with interest
>his wife's boob

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Post height and jaw

baba yaga...

Slap his girlfriend's ass.

Slap his ass

kindly oblige

>cum and start farting loudly

Keanu-San too late Za Warudo, throws hundreds of knife ,MUDA, charge right in Bone breaking kick combo, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, time flows once more haha keanu still not enough? Za WARUDO , rund 3 blocks away to a construction site find a Landroller come back holding the Landroller jump 60" in the air ,KEANU!! Crashes into im, he resist MUDA,MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA ,MUDA! KAKRABOOM! Times Flow once more , Epic win for me i get his wallet and i put my flesh bud into is dog

Kill his dog

Take everything out of it and hand him the empty wallet.

i watched that new movie the other night. it just sucks. it's very dumb and the whole fucking gold coin, ex-con bitches with stupid tattoos in a retro office managing assassinations, and lame fight scenes is getting very old.

Run away, im very fast theres no what he can catch me

the first John Wick movie was very good
simple, to the point with some great scenes

second wasn't nearly as good but it was tolerable

third was fucking garbage

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My first response is that since its Keanu, and he's such a nice guy, that if he needs my wallet I'd hand it to him and wish him well.

He must have a pretty good reason to want my wallet.

>hand over wallet

cute

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>I’m not gay but I’d probably suck his cock

F A G G O T

Turn around 360 degrees and walk away.

I would wait till he ran out of bullets then use my Kung Fu on his bitchass.

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What the fuck is he going to do with a debit card with 14 bucks on it?

Kill his best frie... Wait

I'd make sure he isn't deep faked before I decide on any further course of action

Looks like he just got a new wallet

I understand he's weak against SUV type attacks so I'd probably stall him while I tried to find one