Need girl help. after an agonizing back and forth text conversation she has agreed to talk in person tomorrow...

need girl help. after an agonizing back and forth text conversation she has agreed to talk in person tomorrow. i cannot talk to females who are mad, im not an autist its just that i cannot stand them and have no patience. what do i say tomorrow, she has a tight puss and is small which i love so i want to stay together

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google cool women facts and tell her those

If you wanna keep banging the poon just concede to everything.
Who the fuck really cares what she thinks anyway?
Apologize and then make her suck your cock.
Works everytime.
Happily married for 11 years here.

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The fuck is she mad about dude? Can't help when you're so fuckin vague.

i said something about some girl being hot or maybe i said i dont care about something she said, its the way i talk and weve joked before so i expected her to shrug it off, instead she leaves without a word. its pretty much her feelings were hurt for no reason and idk how to apologize for that

Just be like "im not sure exactly what i did to piss you off, but I obviously hurt you somehow and im sorry." Or not. I havent been in any kind of relationship since high school so wtf do I know.

same im having to deal with this shit that i thought would be over with when i graduated. only reason im wanting to try is maybe to change the way i am and not be a asshole but more importantly puss

Just tell her that you hate arguing and you never want to argue again or you'll quit talking to her. Then fuck her and live your life happily knowing you got one last oorah

People dont change just cause they get older. If you can't figure out why someone is upset with you, and you dont know how to apologize, then you probably put nothing in the relationship. Just end it and try harder the next time.

First off, you all are as stupid as fuck. OP, you are fucking weak if you cannot exert discipline over your own fucking emotions. I despise pussys who cry about everybody else but can't even get a grip on their own shit. And something you said - yeah, no kidding. You're not thinking about her perspective, you're just thinking about yourself. It's all, wah, I want, wah, I don't want, wah, wah, fucking wah. I seriously take women from assholes like you all the time and it's fucking easy!

are you reading the same thread as me, im not crying to have her back, i want a easy solution so i can have puss.

Basically man the fuck up be an adult OP.

gaurentee the last time you joked about another girl being hot in her presence she wasn't cool with it.

women don't work that way. They are all jealous as fuck. Some try to play it cool, but deep down they all hate that shit.

Just say your sorry and that you only like her and nobody else. Gaurenteed cock sucking afterwards if you aren't in some prude teenage relationship.

stick ur finger in her butthole

"so i can have puss"

yeah you're a fucking virgin

She's done with you, move on to the next one and just let each other be.

not as of this relationship, got it in 10 days with her thats why i want to continue

this dude fucks

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she tells me i could find a gf at zumies, insinuating im a skater dude and also pretending she doesnt like me, we always fuck around with eachother and kiss afterward . its the way i joke and i assumed she did because she was cool until she decided not to be

Cry

Cry a lot

It's really simple. Say your sorry for what you said and that you didn't mean it. Tell her you only like her.

This is the easiest possible way to resolve this situation and still get sex. Guaranteed she is going to fucking leave you if you try to play games and mindfuck her.

If anyone in this thread tells you to do anything but apologize they are virgin losers who don't have real experience with women

Don’t give in, let her go she’ll come back if she really likes you. she’s just trying to manipulate you

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how old r u?

but is it that simple, she wants to talk after work no way i just say that and were cool

complete opposite advise but that was actualy my first thought, maybe she threatens breakup and i say ok then she says no. idk tho chances might be slim

21, shes 19

i can already tell you're gonna fuck this up.

go play chicken with her then, don't apologize and try to imply you didn't do anything wrong.

Honestly better you learn now how much of a mistake that is then later on.

i get it but i work with her so i want to keep the relationship rn cause it be weird after break up but also maybe i can learn from this. the more i talk about this the more i realise im a dick for doing this but i think there maybe be a chance i learn and end up liking her