Celeb Thread
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Celeb Thread
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pitmeat
mmmm fuck yes
Munnfags assemble
Buns
>The zip tie silly.
now just how the f*ck did "all those other anons" get that?
We didn't know exactly what he was talking about but due to context clues it was clear he was referencing some sort of binding device.
Use your brain, critical thinking is shit you learn when you are like 5.
>You ever want to take a plastic bag and run up behind someone and put it over there head? Then taken 36” long (91.44cm for the metric crowd) and tighten it around someone’s neck and watch them flailing like a fish? Ya me neither.
the bag didn't have it's own binding device?
My bad user, mobile posting is a bitch. Ya, so plastic bag, zip tie around neck. Carry off body in random white van, make it look like erotic asphyxiation.
Nigger
My zombie apocalypsefu
young sersh
best sersh
is it munnday already?
why make it look like something it's not?
>Then taken
This engrish led me to believe he was getting a second item, not attached to the original bag.
tv sisters
Wasted potential
I'd fuck em both, but ariel>sarah
sure, but what? a fish to make them flail like a fish? is the bag clear and they're afraid of fish? just showing them the fish makes them have a violent physical reaction? what?
Kek
exactly, you're getting it now.
Ichthyophobes only
It is, so dicks out
k
38 minutes until gf time
not messy, just lay some painting plastic down behind the person or line the whole room with it like Dexter if you're planning on taking the person somewhere and really relishing the kill. I feel like I'd be more of a in public hitting ppl at random type tho maybe idk lmao
>dicks out
I imagine this is awfully fucking close to reality. Brute fridge
>time
go to bed
MODS
>dicks out
>dicks out
Okay, let’s break this down...
1) Place opaque bag over said victims head.
2) With 36” black vinyl zip tie UL rated to support 175 lbs you wrap and tighten the zip tie around the bag and victims throat.
3) victim suffocates, you place victim in the van and bring victim to their home.
4) Setup the scene to make it look like erotic asphyxiation.
5) wife is able to take all the monies and stuff but not life insurance because it was suicide.
6) ?????
7) Profit
8) You put it in the wife’s butt and she gives you money for getting rid of impotent husband and to keep quiet.
This except women arent equal, they are lizardbrain savages barely capable of driving a car. Give them rewards for being good, break them when they arent, and dick them when you feel like it and they will literally eat out of your hand. My mistress thanks me all the time for the privilege of cucking my wife and my wife thanks me for being her rock. If they weren't retarded and had balls they'd bounce but they like shiny rocks and pats on the head when they are sad and so they stay.
>dicks out
>dicks out
Dicks out for beady
where does the fish come in?
i smell mj
Visqueen is readily available at Home Depot and at work...gangsta Homie.
There is no fish, while the victim is suffocating they flail like a fish out of water.
in estonian munn means dick
milky braps. hot air balloon rides for free.
The more you know
Dem boobies
why am I awake
insomnia
:)
Insomnia and qt’s
smells good tho
She has a tight body hnghh
11:11
Oh my...
Made for using
Thoroughly....
Messily
kek you're off the chain mayne
your plan is really flawed dude. I wouldn't act on your impulses...ever. you would be caught and quickly. not tryna be a dick or anything lol
Intensely
the weekend is almost over :(
She eats cupcakes?
D R O P P E D
Needs the attention of more than just one person
NUT
Not planning to act on it Chad, just inspiring conversation in the middle of pedo porn being dumped.
If I was to ever do anything illegal :innocent: :angel: :smile: then I wouldn’t put it on the internet.
I just miss the derpy banter of the celeb threads.
i need to impregnate this mommy
I volunteer if he doesn't
What up bridebro? Was it low key this weekend? How’s your wonderful bride?
Embrace compassion (in kateanons bed)
There is technically two answers to that, and both fit the rules.
i mostly took it easy. Ana is well, thank you for asking! how are you doing, got a big week ahead?>
everytime i see her name i chuckle
imagine having a last name and it meaning dick in some foreign language smh
We'll have to really push the limits of your volunteering, to see how much you want to use munn
upgrade
Fuuck
You brighten my day every time you swoop in.
King of kings.
Aww you like?
I'd be okay with that
censoring these sexy munns to make them safe for a beta like me :)
You're a dirty boy.
I'm praying for the day that you and Ana get into swinging :c
Push it how far
I like
i think that is not likely to happen, so sorry to deliver this bad news to you friend
Far enough to make her scream, to feel eachother deep in her
the gap between her foot and shoe!
WEW
Oh my...
So thick. Please, more of her in bigger heels or showing off those thighs
whom
Hence why I'm praying
god can't save you here
Katherine "Kitty Kat" McNamara
saving these to the tit and the stomach folder
my wife
saving this to my CRINGE folder
Not bad
I-I-I kn-know I d-d-d-don't deserve a b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...
Kill yourself faggot
Would be hard to keep things contained in such ecstasy, especially with such a willing volunteer
I-I-I d-d-don't k-k-know i-i-if w-w-we d-d-deserve a-a-an a-a-amazing a-a-a-user l-l-l-like y-y-y-you.
Anyone willing to represent the celeb thread in this annual board meeting?
merch!
Things would really get out of hand
I want to get balls deep in her so much
>upgrade
What's the answer
Just enjoy yourself in her, using her, and whatever else might happen
Please sit on me
is she taking a dump?
Holy shit. Ana in thigh highs!
don't taunt our hard working anons please
In the heat of the moment a lot could happen ...
Hnghhhh
Moar
Yeah she's total diamonds
It could, but you wanted it, deep down. Just like her
Those are some great tits
Cousin fapper is back, what a great day were having.
My balls are swelling just looking at these
Oh I'm not objecting at all
We so need more of her
powerful indeed :)
Would you object to high heels and having your hair pulled?
little Ari was shopping for everything today
and she did not realize her bum was sticking
out until a man came up and kindly brought
it to her attention by reaching out with his right
hand and with two of his fingers on her bum
giving her a pinch!
Yeah, I’d suck on those toes
Please
I couldn't object if gagged
Those lips. Wew
who wouldn't?
Them tits...
I would pay a lot of money for those thigh highs after she wore them for a couple days. Could I imagine the scent?! Heavenly
Another shot
Hard to object when gagged, or cumming in munn
...
Allegedly her and Terry
God I love that!
Fuckkk Bella
how many celebs has he fucked, and who has he fucked?
Or both....
I'd kill to have her sit on my face while she jerks me off with those heels!
I bet he fucked Upton and Rita
Sleen has a tat on her foot, don’t see it here. Anyone verify this as real/fake?
She does get around user..
List is too long. Everyone wants to fuck Uncle Terry. Even men
Nice. I bet she does. I'm sure she likes doing things with her feet or having things done to them
I really like this pic! mind if I save it?
Bella is Fucking perfect
Moan for me, whine.
Do you guys still think shes hot?
Personally I do.
Make me..
Yeah there is just something about her
Oh I will, Olivia has put me in the mood. Discord?
merch! oh sorry! lil Ari's negletion mates marry
to her public scorn was the look on the man's
face as lil Ari craved gray a thousand and a
half pardons to the man with apologies for
getting too wrapped in her shopping and
unintentional teasings! welllll sure said the
man and said more he would only pardon for
lil Ari if he could indulge once more with his
fingers for a pinch on her wonderfully soft
bum cheek! merch lil Ari happily agreed,
to grace in on her his aquittance!
Tat is on other foot not shown
Yeah but wrecked by drugs. The best she can hope for is porn or a leak she can make money on at this point. Face destroyed but ass still dick hardening
She has such a nice body
Just can’t see her banging some gross geezer when she can get anyone she wants
Nearly exploded
Her tits are still fucking nice too
Love when the duffster’s nips are showing
Certainly. Whats your disc?
dax#2012
I'll grab some more of her
Ditto user
I'd suck both of you dry for her.
upgrade
I'll grab myself...
Good lord that ass
Could always use another mouth
I’ve blown to those feet and that ass equally. Large messy loads
show crack
Well send that request and lets grab eachother
samesies!
I'm not gay, I just like sucking cock, and cum, and getting fucked.
Same tho, me too
I like you
Nice :D
Ty user, I like you too :)
Oh fuck yes
Nice toe cleavage.
We should be....friends
I want to rest my cock between her tits and just let it spurt out load after load over her chest and smiling face
:)
How am I supposed to feel...
Aroused i think
Sure, why not?
erect
that's a great babecock, she has the perfect expression for it
I don't know about him, but I'm definitely aroused.
Aim and fire
...
merch
I’d let her do anything to me
CHAD SAID TRANS RIGHTS
Fuuckk, be my duff target
more Dyer babecock pls
Her great DSL’s
Urge to throat...
Committing suicide in 20 minutes.
Going to shoot myself in the head with a shotgun.
Basically I joined a Discord server and they made me go on hrt and that fucked up my whole life so now I have no choice but to do it
Apparently I pass perfectly but I don't want this.
I'll be posting the link to the stream here. Here is the server that made me do it: j6G9bVx
What a pair of tits
I want an user to cum on my cock and then make me use his cum as lube.
Lewd
I love it
Or maybe just frot with me ...
that works too.
Frotting is dangerous when your cock is sensitive
Mine is sensitive too, don't worry.
Sounds double dangerous. Better take it slow
Most of these celebrities are very, VERY overrated.
I mean, I'd fuck them all, I'm not some neckbeard, but Jesus there's no substance here.
>Tonight on the podcast
>Opinions from the basement.
ded thred is ded
Go and suck the munnposters off then on discord
good morning, lovely anons
some opinions are very, very overrated
Sounds fun
If only, user
you're posting in a dead thread sadly, babs
I met her once at SoHo House. She was very cute.
I love you user and I love that sexy Barbara
Hnghhh that ass
I understand and agree. Not trying to be a penis.
I think I'm in a bad mood.
Well one of them posted theirs, would join in myself but I dont trust that entire honey pot
I came too much this weekend and now my pisshole is wide open and I can't stop dribbling piss :///
>fighting on a lost front
seems familiar, and quite alright with me :P
how are you doing today?
hello user
that's not a thing user ... at least not from cumming too much
Piss dribbling is kinda my thing now :/
Those are some big tits
Did you find a lucky cock to let you suck it
Piss dribbling into the new year
wtf, you're a weird one, user :D
Choke on your dad's ashes, midget
Better pray they aren't on the top shelf.
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