Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
A Whole New World Edition

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pitmeat

mmmm fuck yes

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Munnfags assemble

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Buns

>The zip tie silly.
now just how the f*ck did "all those other anons" get that?

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We didn't know exactly what he was talking about but due to context clues it was clear he was referencing some sort of binding device.
Use your brain, critical thinking is shit you learn when you are like 5.

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>You ever want to take a plastic bag and run up behind someone and put it over there head? Then taken 36” long (91.44cm for the metric crowd) and tighten it around someone’s neck and watch them flailing like a fish? Ya me neither.
the bag didn't have it's own binding device?

My bad user, mobile posting is a bitch. Ya, so plastic bag, zip tie around neck. Carry off body in random white van, make it look like erotic asphyxiation.

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Nigger

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My zombie apocalypsefu

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young sersh
best sersh

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is it munnday already?

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why make it look like something it's not?

>Then taken
This engrish led me to believe he was getting a second item, not attached to the original bag.

tv sisters

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Wasted potential

I'd fuck em both, but ariel>sarah

sure, but what? a fish to make them flail like a fish? is the bag clear and they're afraid of fish? just showing them the fish makes them have a violent physical reaction? what?

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Kek

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exactly, you're getting it now.
Ichthyophobes only

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It is, so dicks out

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k

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youtube.com/watch?v=8TB_8H23EDI

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38 minutes until gf time
not messy, just lay some painting plastic down behind the person or line the whole room with it like Dexter if you're planning on taking the person somewhere and really relishing the kill. I feel like I'd be more of a in public hitting ppl at random type tho maybe idk lmao

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>dicks out

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I imagine this is awfully fucking close to reality. Brute fridge

>time
go to bed

MODS

>dicks out

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>dicks out

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Okay, let’s break this down...

1) Place opaque bag over said victims head.

2) With 36” black vinyl zip tie UL rated to support 175 lbs you wrap and tighten the zip tie around the bag and victims throat.

3) victim suffocates, you place victim in the van and bring victim to their home.

4) Setup the scene to make it look like erotic asphyxiation.

5) wife is able to take all the monies and stuff but not life insurance because it was suicide.

6) ?????

7) Profit

8) You put it in the wife’s butt and she gives you money for getting rid of impotent husband and to keep quiet.

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This except women arent equal, they are lizardbrain savages barely capable of driving a car. Give them rewards for being good, break them when they arent, and dick them when you feel like it and they will literally eat out of your hand. My mistress thanks me all the time for the privilege of cucking my wife and my wife thanks me for being her rock. If they weren't retarded and had balls they'd bounce but they like shiny rocks and pats on the head when they are sad and so they stay.

>dicks out

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>dicks out

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Dicks out for beady

where does the fish come in?

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i smell mj

Visqueen is readily available at Home Depot and at work...gangsta Homie.

There is no fish, while the victim is suffocating they flail like a fish out of water.

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in estonian munn means dick

milky braps. hot air balloon rides for free.

The more you know

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Dem boobies

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why am I awake

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insomnia

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:)

Insomnia and qt’s

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smells good tho

She has a tight body hnghh

11:11

Oh my...

Made for using

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Thoroughly....

Messily

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kek you're off the chain mayne
your plan is really flawed dude. I wouldn't act on your impulses...ever. you would be caught and quickly. not tryna be a dick or anything lol

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Intensely

the weekend is almost over :(

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She eats cupcakes?
D R O P P E D

Needs the attention of more than just one person

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NUT

Not planning to act on it Chad, just inspiring conversation in the middle of pedo porn being dumped.

If I was to ever do anything illegal :innocent: :angel: :smile: then I wouldn’t put it on the internet.

I just miss the derpy banter of the celeb threads.

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i need to impregnate this mommy

I volunteer if he doesn't

What up bridebro? Was it low key this weekend? How’s your wonderful bride?

Embrace compassion (in kateanons bed)

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There is technically two answers to that, and both fit the rules.

i mostly took it easy. Ana is well, thank you for asking! how are you doing, got a big week ahead?>

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everytime i see her name i chuckle

imagine having a last name and it meaning dick in some foreign language smh

We'll have to really push the limits of your volunteering, to see how much you want to use munn

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upgrade

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Fuuck

You brighten my day every time you swoop in.
King of kings.

Aww you like?

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I'd be okay with that

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censoring these sexy munns to make them safe for a beta like me :)

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You're a dirty boy.

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I'm praying for the day that you and Ana get into swinging :c

Push it how far

I like

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i think that is not likely to happen, so sorry to deliver this bad news to you friend

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Far enough to make her scream, to feel eachother deep in her

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the gap between her foot and shoe!
WEW

Oh my...

So thick. Please, more of her in bigger heels or showing off those thighs

whom

Hence why I'm praying

god can't save you here

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Katherine "Kitty Kat" McNamara

saving these to the tit and the stomach folder

my wife

saving this to my CRINGE folder

Not bad

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I-I-I kn-know I d-d-d-don't deserve a b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

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Kill yourself faggot

Would be hard to keep things contained in such ecstasy, especially with such a willing volunteer

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I-I-I d-d-don't k-k-know i-i-if w-w-we d-d-deserve a-a-an a-a-amazing a-a-a-user l-l-l-like y-y-y-you.

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Anyone willing to represent the celeb thread in this annual board meeting?

merch!

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Things would really get out of hand

I want to get balls deep in her so much

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>upgrade

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What's the answer

Just enjoy yourself in her, using her, and whatever else might happen

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Please sit on me

is she taking a dump?

Holy shit. Ana in thigh highs!

don't taunt our hard working anons please

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In the heat of the moment a lot could happen ...

Hnghhhh

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Moar

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Yeah she's total diamonds

It could, but you wanted it, deep down. Just like her

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Those are some great tits

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Cousin fapper is back, what a great day were having.

My balls are swelling just looking at these

Oh I'm not objecting at all

We so need more of her

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powerful indeed :)

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Would you object to high heels and having your hair pulled?

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little Ari was shopping for everything today
and she did not realize her bum was sticking
out until a man came up and kindly brought
it to her attention by reaching out with his right
hand and with two of his fingers on her bum
giving her a pinch!

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Yeah, I’d suck on those toes

Please

I couldn't object if gagged

Those lips. Wew

who wouldn't?

Them tits...

I would pay a lot of money for those thigh highs after she wore them for a couple days. Could I imagine the scent?! Heavenly

Another shot

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Hard to object when gagged, or cumming in munn

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...

Allegedly her and Terry

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God I love that!

Fuckkk Bella

how many celebs has he fucked, and who has he fucked?

Or both....

I'd kill to have her sit on my face while she jerks me off with those heels!

I bet he fucked Upton and Rita

Sleen has a tat on her foot, don’t see it here. Anyone verify this as real/fake?

She does get around user..

List is too long. Everyone wants to fuck Uncle Terry. Even men

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Nice. I bet she does. I'm sure she likes doing things with her feet or having things done to them

I really like this pic! mind if I save it?

Bella is Fucking perfect

Moan for me, whine.

Do you guys still think shes hot?
Personally I do.

Make me..

Yeah there is just something about her

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Oh I will, Olivia has put me in the mood. Discord?

merch! oh sorry! lil Ari's negletion mates marry
to her public scorn was the look on the man's
face as lil Ari craved gray a thousand and a
half pardons to the man with apologies for
getting too wrapped in her shopping and
unintentional teasings! welllll sure said the
man and said more he would only pardon for
lil Ari if he could indulge once more with his
fingers for a pinch on her wonderfully soft
bum cheek! merch lil Ari happily agreed,
to grace in on her his aquittance!

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Tat is on other foot not shown

Yeah but wrecked by drugs. The best she can hope for is porn or a leak she can make money on at this point. Face destroyed but ass still dick hardening

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She has such a nice body

Just can’t see her banging some gross geezer when she can get anyone she wants

Nearly exploded

Her tits are still fucking nice too

Love when the duffster’s nips are showing

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Certainly. Whats your disc?

dax#2012
I'll grab some more of her

Ditto user

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I'd suck both of you dry for her.

upgrade

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I'll grab myself...

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Good lord that ass

Could always use another mouth

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I’ve blown to those feet and that ass equally. Large messy loads

show crack

Well send that request and lets grab eachother

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samesies!

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I'm not gay, I just like sucking cock, and cum, and getting fucked.

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Same tho, me too

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I like you

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Nice :D

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Ty user, I like you too :)

Oh fuck yes

Nice toe cleavage.

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We should be....friends

I want to rest my cock between her tits and just let it spurt out load after load over her chest and smiling face

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:)

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How am I supposed to feel...

Aroused i think

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Sure, why not?

erect

that's a great babecock, she has the perfect expression for it

I don't know about him, but I'm definitely aroused.

Aim and fire

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...

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merch

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I’d let her do anything to me

CHAD SAID TRANS RIGHTS

Fuuckk, be my duff target

more Dyer babecock pls

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Her great DSL’s

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Urge to throat...

Committing suicide in 20 minutes.
Going to shoot myself in the head with a shotgun.

Basically I joined a Discord server and they made me go on hrt and that fucked up my whole life so now I have no choice but to do it

Apparently I pass perfectly but I don't want this.

discord.com\invite\bFeKS6z

I'll be posting the link to the stream here. Here is the server that made me do it: j6G9bVx

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What a pair of tits

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I want an user to cum on my cock and then make me use his cum as lube.

Lewd
I love it

Or maybe just frot with me ...
that works too.

Frotting is dangerous when your cock is sensitive

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Mine is sensitive too, don't worry.

Sounds double dangerous. Better take it slow

Most of these celebrities are very, VERY overrated.
I mean, I'd fuck them all, I'm not some neckbeard, but Jesus there's no substance here.

>Tonight on the podcast
>Opinions from the basement.

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ded thred is ded

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Go and suck the munnposters off then on discord

good morning, lovely anons

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some opinions are very, very overrated

Sounds fun

If only, user

you're posting in a dead thread sadly, babs

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I met her once at SoHo House. She was very cute.

I love you user and I love that sexy Barbara

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Hnghhh that ass

I understand and agree. Not trying to be a penis.

I think I'm in a bad mood.

Well one of them posted theirs, would join in myself but I dont trust that entire honey pot

I came too much this weekend and now my pisshole is wide open and I can't stop dribbling piss :///

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>fighting on a lost front
seems familiar, and quite alright with me :P
how are you doing today?
hello user

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that's not a thing user ... at least not from cumming too much

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Piss dribbling is kinda my thing now :/

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Those are some big tits

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Did you find a lucky cock to let you suck it

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Piss dribbling into the new year

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youtu.be/1FXqZdB6CjY

wtf, you're a weird one, user :D

Choke on your dad's ashes, midget

Better pray they aren't on the top shelf.

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