Walk in bedroomm

Walk in bedroomm

See this

Wat do?

Reply or your mother dies tonight.

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melonpan it's time to put down the anime

Chow down

plz not me mother

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throw a haymaker right at that faggot's asshole, and then run out of the room

I am going to say "bro get off my coolgel mattress right now please!"

Turn to you and shout "HEY, OP! YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HERE!" then walk out the front door and burn the fucking house down!

Is he fucking a or something?

Welp, I'm a scrub. Can't utilize emoji's. It was a cat emoji. -.-

bruh

Tell them to gtfo of my house .

Walk out.

bumpiesss

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Turn 360 and walk away

chops is dick off and make him chock on it then burn the house he lives in

a holes a hole my man

Joke's on you, i don't have a mother

fukit

Shove a butcher knife up his ass

Put a wig on his dick.

Spit on my dick
Go balls deep
Bareback
Drop nut
Leave

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Say my signature, "well, I always told myself to try everything once. Except for meth or heroin." Then proceed to pound that ass if I could even get an erection.

its all or nothin

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that hole looks so fuckin tight.

You mean guy

You'd be surprised how much more you enjoy things like this later in life when you have less inhibitions and modesty.

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this

Run

Disgusting phoneposter

Kill this faggot

Slam that ass

You are a slut

kys

Walk out of the room

walk right back out

shoot it and call the cops to come get the body.

Walk out call cops

dam

i'm a bottom

fuck it

Hey what's going on iDubbbz

Kill with fire

I'd fuck it but reluctantly, I'm not really gay

Creampie and leave

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fk u

do a 360 and gtfo

Shes already dead

piss on em

Beat him and call the police. Why tf would a bare naked man lie in my bed in the first place

Shoot

Kick in the nuts

Probably nothing

I will rape the fag

just fucking stop

Shoot in legs then stomp the shit out of him then shoot in face and call police tell them I murdered a rapist in my house then laugh while they bag him and tag him and congratulate me for killing a fag

Fart and shite and cum in thee arse.

God gave me a tongue for a reason. I'd lick his ass til he shot to the sky. Of course, I'd start by saying "no homo," so he doesn't get the wrong idea

Ew

Put that shit away faggot I won't beg you

turn 360 degrees and walk away

contract HIV

Shoot him then get a knife from the kitchen and put it in his hand after wiping my prints off. Call cops.

Walk out

>get gun.
>kill faggot.

no other course of action needed.

Lick that asshole

Grab me gun

turn around and leave

Climb right on in

fuck

NOT ME MUM

cry

yes.

reply

f8i

...

Ew

DAD! I TOLD YOU... ONLY AFTER MOM GOES TO WORK !

politely ask to leave

Slit you’re arms and start to skin you alive

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Walkout, call the cops, report a break in.

ugly

yell and laugh

I would shed my clothes, douse myself in oil and challenge the interloper to defeat me in hand to hand combat. as I'm a gentleman, eye gouging and biting would be expressly forbidden in the ensuing test of physical prowess

Walk the fuck out and go to church

i would walk away from that aids nigger tbh

i call my local bull

leave the house

Grab my pistol, squeeze the trigger.

Stick my penis in

A holes a hole...

Get em on hRt and get a sex slave collection going

start sucking cock

say ha nice

I like it rough

Fuck

invite me

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See how many grapes can fit up there

and smash them with your cock

kanker eens op