Alright who's the oldest virgin here?

I really doubt it

Then why the fuck are you posting here, just face the fact that you're a fucking virgin bro.

I did until about 35, then gave up. The only possible girls I can get anymore are 40+ and giant fat cows which there's no way I can get it up for, after decades of jacking off to 18-25 porn.

I got 5 kids
Lost mine at 16 to a goth hottie on a camping trip
Nutted in less than a minute
Kept on givin her
Busted two more times before calling it

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22yo, never had a gf

>then gave up
a very clever decision
i mean,going after it is like wanting to get a parasite

I have been posting on these boards since I was 16 bruh I don't know anything else but I said I am not a virgin kind of wish I was, or at least that I had stopped after the first one

There are a lot of great things to Wizardry. I go where I want, when I want. Eat what I want. No arguments, no anger, no nagging, no tension in the home. Play vidya all I want. Sex life full of porn girls in my mind, jack of when I want, in bed if I want. All my money is mine. Spend it on whatever I want. Or not. Go where I want, or not.

Virgin, 18
but tbh i don't care about sex, I mean i'm not old enough but i came to a conclusion that sex is literally useless unless you want kids

this
only a simp would disagree

almost 30 in a few months cant wait to get my powers

35

Lost it at 16. I've fucked around 40 women since then. Am 25 now. I regret every women I've slept with but, it feels good and I'm already at 40 so I'm going to keep going.

Do you get to choose your powers or it's it a random roll?

it got purged, what did it say

my dads friend who he has known since elementry school is in his late 50's and hes a virgin he never leaves his house he also has never had the internet ever which is strange in todays society

i hope i get to choose but its probably random