Mother fuckers infested my house with fucking bed bugs

Start by throwing whatever that is in your pic related away.

*boom boom*... Nah, get an exterminator to fix it

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i found freezing them to be more effective than heat.
cans of butane lighter gas with a regular aerosol nozzle sprayed into cracks and under baseboards are instant cryo death to the bugs and eggs. just try not to explode your house

OP here can't afford 600$ for a fucking exterminator. Kms.

Who are these motherfuckers who contaminated your house?

this is the worst advice ever.

Family friends that needed a place to stay because of the fires up in Paradise California

its good advice provided you aren't a retard who sprays flammables near open flames

Unironically kerosene and moth balls mixed together are what got rid of bed bugs for me. Fuck those fuckers. Mix the shit together just never light any lighter in the vicinity of your home you will need to wash everything thoroughly and separate it and probably kerosene the place then live in your car for a day or two. Good luck.

91% rubbing alcohol in a spray bottle kills them on contact.

That'll teach you to invite niggers into your home.

Been there, man. Don't change where you sleep, they'll only follow you. Clean the fuck out of the room they're in. Buy a bedbug encasing for the mattress and boxspring. Even if you throw away and get new ones, get them for the new ones. If that's a couch, throw it away. They get so deep in there, you'll never get them out. Don't buy a new one until they're gone and even still, get a cover when you get a new one. If you have roommates, they have to do this too. If they refuse, leave or kick them out. Only way I got rid of them was moving, throwing away my couch and bagging up mattress. Also, wash all your clothes and use high heat to dry. All this should be done in 1 day. Gl op.

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Mexicans actually... But I don't think these bugs discriminate.

You're right, they don't.

burn it down

Fuck m8 I'm sorry that shits the worst you need to get on top of them immediately before they get out of control, pre bag some washed and frozen clothing if your going to friends houses

There are no more bed bugs in Paradise.

imagine how fucked we'd be if the little cunts evolved wings

You bite your fucking tongue you mother fucking son of a bitch! I'll fucking kill you.

Both the bugs and the eggs die at about 110 degrees F. This being August just turn off your AC and turn on all your space heaters in one room, after 2 days (to make sure everything in the room reaches 110) move the space heaters to an adjoining room. Do this moving from one end of the house to the other and after a week or 2 you'll be clear with a minimal amount of effort.

Chek'd
These fuckers really will drive you crazy. I know..

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Sounds like a bad movie title.

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You have to fumigate your house twice. Once to kill the adults and another to kill the hatched eggs

one of the newer alternative treatments is companies who use heat to super heat up the house, it kills em all

Beauveria bassiana is way more effective than pesticides, look out for exterminators that offer it as a treatment

You have to eat them to show dominance.

Where can I buy this shit myself though? An exterminator will probably charge our the ass. Doubt anyone here even offers that as a treatment anyways.

Nuke the whole site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. -Lt. Ripley.

Wish I was kidding

Are you all fucking retarded, one they make bug bombs for bed bugs, two they can't stand heat so if your in a hot area turn your heater on high and leave the house. Was able to get our house to120-130 in the summer , they where gone fast

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Put it everywhere. Down couches, On chairs, Under your bed, between your mattresses, inside of your box spring, in corners of all rooms, inside of closets, around your hamper, on edges of power outlets, under carpets if possible.

Dries them out and dehydrates them to death, very effective. Also kills other bugs. Completely non-toxic and safe for humans to ingest.

Put all clothes, sheets, towels..ect in a bag and seal them air tight with duct tape. Apply Diatomaceous earth then do loads of laundry in HOT water one bag at a time.

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I thought that was an alligator pussy, I was disappointed.

It doesn't dehydrate them at all. It cuts them to shreds. Destroys their exoskeleton. The laundry part is wrong too. It's not hot water its THE DRYER that kills both the bugs and their eggs. Gonna also need to get rid of any furniture people sleep on. Beds, couches, and buy bed bug proof matress covers for new beds

First thing you have to understand is that bed bugs are the most perfect creatures ever to exist on God's green earth. They are extremely difficult to eradicate and will almost certainly continue to exist long after climate change has eradicated most other animal species. Bed bugs are resistant to heat, cold, most poisons, and can survive for six goddamned months without any nourishment.

That being said, with enough determination, an infestation can be killed off. You just have to know what to do.

First, decide what clothes you want to wear for the next six months, wash that shit twice on a warm cycle (do this to your comforter and sheets as well), anything that can't be washed on a warm cycle, seal in a trash bag and put away for 180 days. Find a bed bug cover for your mattress ASAP. Leave it on for at least 180 days. Find a place that sells diatomaceous earth and buy a big ass bag of that shit. Sprinkle it around the perimeter of your bedroom, doorways, corners, any nook and cranny where those little cunts might be hiding. Think of diatomaceous earth as a bunch of tiny landmines that makes those tiny fuckers die a slow, painful death. Because that's what it is.

After six months, check the clothes you put away, wash them twice, and take the cover off of your mattress (or leave it on, there's nothing wrong with a little caution). If you can go a few weeks without seeing any bedbugs, then congratulations, you beat the fuckers. Have fun spending the rest of your life living in fear of the next infestation!

kek

Bed bugs are a bitch to get rid of. I'd just call the exterminator, replace all my shit, and be done with it.
Also, let this be a lesson to you user; don't let undesirables into your home.

Get a hotel and one of those bug bombs that fumigate your house. Leave for 24 hours, come back, air the place out, profit.

Hotels are the prime source FOR bed bugs. Bug bombs don't do shit to bed bugs. Since clearly you have NEVER had a bed bug infestation of your own and don't know fuck all about it why don't you both STFU and then FOAD

This is almost all true. It isn't quite accurate though.

Bed bugs will die in -7c or 19f environments if sustained for 3 days.

Some strands of bed bugs can live without food or shit for a year. Get a bed bug cover for your mattress, never take it off, ever.

They will lay their eggs everywhere, which is fuckin terrible. tvs computers etc are not safe due to this reason

If you live in a house, get an exterminator to heat treat, you'll be done in 2 days, if you are in an apartment gg you're fucked, get the diatomous earth, its what exterminators use in the apartments anyway due to how fine it is, its bout the only thing that affects the little bastards.

If you do live in an apartment building get clear plastic bins with lids and start organizing your shit into those. These things are enough to drive people to suicide, they are a fuckin nightmare.

Good luck

Thanks for clarifying. My knowledge of bedbugs is only from my own experiences and is incomplete. Other points of view are valuable.

they only come out at night, mostly.

you want me to kill all the golfers?

Make a flamethrower out of a BIC Lighter and a can of hairspray. Go to work.