What's the most kinky or nasty sexual thing you've done Yea Forums? Gay, straight, whatever

I go ham my dude. I know it's Yea Forums, but it happened a few times. She also like me to piss on her. Single moms are the easiest.

Pics of said single mom?

Hooked up with a virgin. But I didn't kno she was still one. So ended up popping her cherry. Made her suck my dick after. Only after dropping her off did I realize I made her suck my dick with her blood on it.

had sex with a black prostitute who was on her period

i feel like i can still smell that nasty mix of metallic blood stench combined with cocoa butter

Lifting a 13 year old twink off the floor with my dick. Couldn't get my dick in him. Was too young to know about lube.

Well done. The thought of her sucking her own first period blood off your cock... hawt

>first period blood

umm...do you know how women's bodies work user? Did you skip that day in health class?

Fucked a girl who was in a 5 year long relationship. Had met the guy a few times before, but she had come out for a friends birthday alone. Drinks + Dancing at the bar led to her coming back to drink.

Ended up fucking her and cumming inside her.
Went to a birthday party for him a few months later and fucked her again at their house. (She insisted I cum inside her again.)

Haven't talked to her since, but god damn, was that girl freaky.

Nah man, I'm not trying to go to jail. Yea Forums been a honey pot for 10 years. Shes a 6/10.

Don't be silly, 12 year olds don't have health class. He has to wait at least like 3 years for that.

Nice. My one and only gay experience involved me trying to bottom but the other guy who was "experienced" didnt use lube, spit, or anything. He barely got his head in and I told him it wasn't going to work. I wish it had :/

OP here, btw

When I was 20, I met a mom off a kink website. I want to say it was adultfriendfinder or something. She was freaky af. When I showed up she wanted me to put her on a leash, treat her like a dog, she barked, wanted me to choke her and piss on her. I said fuck it and went for it. She had a great big ass. I had her doggy style on her bed and I was fucking her ass hard. she was moaning and screaming.. When in walks in her 6 year old daughter who just casually asks her a question. I freaked the fuck out. had no idea her kids were home.. She acted like it was just another day though and told me to just keep going while she was talking to her.. it was awkward, but i was in too deep to stop now so just kept fucking her. her daughter got on the bed next to me and just watched her mom get pounded

Rofl, well daddy, soon you'll get that request from court to pay child support as soon as boyfriend finds out its not his, and he will find out. Never trust a female when she asks you to cum in her, it's a trap!

Nice, user.

Came to after a frat party on the bleachers outside ass fucking some rando who I still couldn’t identify to this day, then I made her suck my dick, then ran to my Uber cause I ordered it during my blackout.

Had my ex suck my dick in the shower, it was 20 minutes after I picked her up from Jail for technically domestically assaulting me by putting her arm through my apartment window. She had an arm just sewn up from being cut down to the muscle, and was on her period all night, and the officers wouldn’t give her a pad or tampon. She reeked to high heaven, and I felt super guilty, but I always remember that blowjob for some reason.

Me too, maybe in the next life.

Well, I don’t know what’s the kinkiest or weirdest but I’ll list three within minimal details and you tell me what kinks you the most.

>lost my virginity in a three way with my male friend and a random girl in high school while we were 19 and we destroyed her
>has a short term girlfriend that was Afghan and bisexual but we never got another girl involved
>I end up fucking and impregnating my first cousin across seas and marrying her and we now have a daughter

I had sex in the living room with a mom I met off plenty of fish while her 5 year old son was in the room watching Shrek 2. We were on the couch with a blanket over our laps and he was on the floor in front of us.

I came during the scene where the giant gingerbread man frees them from the castle

I like the first one.

Unless pics are involved for the others.

Obviously 3rd with pic

are you, perchance, from Alabama?

Not really kinky but strange

A girl in HS had a bad underbite & had her jaw medically broken to line up her teeth before she went to college. While her jaw was wired shut I fucked her in the ass in my car in a hotel parking lot. She wanted it in the ass so she wouldn’t get preggo

In college random dialing chicks in my dorm (before cell phones). Black chick agrees to meet on the spot. Elevator door opens & shed 350 lbs. I fuck her in the study hall. I finish & leave immediately. She chases me down the hall yelling “do it again”

i fucked my friend (m) in the ass while giving him an IV injection of BK-MDMA

this will sound too pathetic to be real, but unfortunately it is.

When I was 25, my mom gave me a blowjob and taught me how to kiss because I hadn't had a date and "needed to know how things work"

she drew the line on sex though.

It was not like it is in porn. It was extremely awkward and we never really looked at each other the same way since. It also didn't work because i'm 34 and still haven't been on a date and spend most of my time jacking off to milf porn.

> OP

In college (again) had a foursome with my roommate and two girls that were visiting/vacationing with him. Highlight was probably the two girls kissing each other with my dick between their lips.

Pic kind of related. Not them, unfortunately.

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Pics of mom.

she's not hot, you don't want to see. 65 years old now, gray hair, no tits at all despite being obese.

>had a girl spread her urethra with a speculum
>came in her bladder

Who’s idea was it?, how was it supposed to help?, did she swallow?

yeah they don't just want the A's they also want the D!
more pics please

Honestly, you should fuck her. Might be the only sex you get.

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> OP

Stole a roommates girlfriends dirty thong. Jerked off with it for weeks.

she thought if i had more experience i'd be more comfortable approaching women my age. She thought I was super hung up on my virginity (I mean, I kind of am) and thought that was the only factor holding me back, but there's a lot more.

Pissed on a girl and made her drink some.

Went to a fetish party with gf, but it didn't happen that much there

Fucked a girl I just met bareback at a party with other people in the room, another girl joined for a bit in the start but left after the first one made her cum by eating her out.

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it's not an option. She said from the start that we'd never go that far and would always end the "session" if I reached for her pussy or whatever.

when i was in high school, i was on drumline (played bass)
we practiced in the uniform closet to dampen the noise. we'd take turns with a couple people playing to make it seem like we were productive (and keep watch), and the others would relax. sometimes you'd have people taking a nap with earplugs in, others would play cards, but there was plenty of sex.
the only time there was more than 1 girl was my senior year (and they were much more selective), so i developed an interest in men as well. hottest time was when the lead tomtom player (a girl) let me and one of the cymbal players double team her
in hindsight it's a miracle nobody got infected because we never used condoms (one of the girls was on the pill, the other had us pull out)

Are you gay?

Sounds like a good party

So her solution was to give you an Oedipus complex. Goods new user it’s not entirely your fault, it’s clearly a hereditary fucked upedness.

no, just fat and ugly with no social skills

hot! she also takes it in the butt?

I was to go on holiday with my gf before she broke up with me. My sister needed a break so said she could come if she paid for the name transfer on the plane tickets.

All inclusive hotel. But my sister was having a hard time but scored some drugs while we were away. I wasnt really a fan but wanted to let off some steam. Long story short on the third night we fucked. That first time we did it was awkward and thrilling and the day i knew i was as depraved as i thought

She wants but not done yet

> OP

Group of us drunk at/in the pool. Details are pretty murky in terms of the order of things due to my alcohol consumption but...

One girl makes it pretty clear she's bi. She starts making out with my girlfriend.
> Me, shocked, but super turned on and horny
I start playing with both my girlfriends and other girls general area. Eventually fingering both.

It was raining and started to lightning so thought it was best we get out of the pool.

I think quite often about what could have been.

Genital* .... facepalm

In college, one of my roommates liked to crossdress.
One night we were watching adult swim while stoned, and I brought him close and kissed him. Then I pulled him on top of me and started making out.
After a bit he removed his skirt and I moved his panties aside, grabbed a bottle of lube and fucked him. We cuddled after I finished, the cum slowly leaking out. Eventually my boner returned and I fucked him a second time.
This became a regular occurrence for us, even when we weren't stoned.

freshman year, i brought some asian slut back to my room to fuck. We were both extremely drunk and I ended up puking all over her back in the middle of it. We both got in the shower and were super grossed out, but somehow I managed to get her back on to the bed with bits of drying vomit and finish off.

she never fucked me again and told everyone about it, subtly hinting that I forced her to keep going, which was kind of humiliating and killed a lot of my prospects

I don't think that's how that works

Hawt.

Hahahahahaha

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>virgin at 20
>after edging for a bit like usual, go on CL
>find m4m for anonymous hookups
>thought i was straight at the time but decided since i didnt have to suck dick, it wouldnt make me gay
>contact dude, get address
>go to bed without finishing
>next day, drive to his house and knock on door
>hear someone say "come in"
>blindfolded older man lying on table
>didnt look good but i was desperate and horny so i didnt care
>multiple people have already used him, very sticky inside and cum dripping onto the table
>dont even last 5 minutes before adding my load to the mix
>leave without saying anything
>deeply ashamed, vow to never do that again
i used CL several more times before accepting that i was gay, then i found out about grindr and getting laid became even easier

>became a furry in 2014
>went to anthrocon
>23, still a virgin
>first con ever, life changing experience
>meet a really cool wolf, go drinking with him
>heading back to his hotel
>he hands me a viagra and tells me to get ready
>knocks on the door to a room
>they let us in, it's an orgy
>really nervous, but after showering with the guy im ready
>fucked 6 guys raw that night, came in 4 of them
>eventually go back to friend's room and spend night with him
>later that night we went back to the room, fucked 4 guys and came in each of them
>had to leave the next day
i've been going back ever since

Same. I used to cruise craigslist personals daily. Decided to go through with it twice with m4m. Were fine experiences, definitely made me realize I'm bi.

Now I cruise grindr but have never gone through with meeting.

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I started fucking my brothers ex girlfriend after they broke up. They were still fuck buddies for awhile and I talked her into fucking us both in the same day on multiple occasions. One time she was over and after they finished having sex he went to take a shower and she came into my room and blew me. She was amazing.

Another time i made out with a cute female lowerclassman after fucking her cute fat cousin who was staying in town for a week. The cousin and i had talked on MySpace and planned on fooling around when she got here. After going to a movie i fucked her (and came) in every hole and spent at least a half hour just licking her fat ass. When i dropped the chubster back off at her aunts house i told her to send her cousin out so i could talk to her and ended up making a movie. So i was making out with this cute petite classmate after I'd spent an afternoon sucking her fat cousin's pussy and asshole. That was a pretty good day.

One time when I was I kid I went to my friend's house after our baseball game. We showered together and then he convinced me to dress up in his sister's clothes with him. We put on her panties and dresses and frilly ankle socks and used her nail polish. Dressing up was fun until she got home. She laughed at us and called us faggots. She threatened to tell everyone we were gay buttbois unless we let her watch us suck each other's dicks. My friend basically raped my mouth and butt while his sister watched and fingered herself.

Making a move*

grindr is amazing. i can fuck a different guy every night if i want, people are much quicker to respond than CL. however, i dont have that same energy now.
i've been in an open relationship for awhile but i rarely use grindr since ive gotten the numbers of a few guys (+1 tranny) that are usually down when my bf isn't

How's Grindr for a straight but looking for a.stroke buddy ? Is it only for fucking or Jo buds too?

Thing about it for me... anyone can put up a profile and pretend to be someone they're not. Could be diseased, never know.

I'm not really attracted to men like I am women, however, I'm attracted to the idea of man-on-man sex.

You will find a lot of guys in the same boat.

Hasn't happened recently, probably for good reason. But the stories of fucking somoen while a kid was around reminded me. I fucked ym wife a few times while a kid was in the room but the weirdest times were when my wife was driving me a hlowjob under a blanket. Once my son age 3 decided to play under the blanket whole she sucked me. Another time same.with daughter age 5. They're older now and don't remember, hasn't happened in ears but that the time it was really weird. I nearly hit my daughter witha cumshot

Very fucking hot.

I've jerked off to bicycle for babies (it belongs to my neighbours) in my basement. I came on it. Also I've masturbated a lot in school

You shouldve made a move at the sis...
I mean she already fingered herself

Fucked my ex on her period. Wasn't as messy as I thought and she went completely insane with pleasure

Snuck out on my hot girlfriend to get my ass eaten by this freaky older bitch i remember from school. She bent me over, hauled my dick and balls backward and started eating my ass. I busted instantly

One of my female cousins was visiting (probably both 15 at the time) and, being sheltered kids, neither of us knew what sex was. So we tried to figure it out together.
It started out with me showing how I jerked off, then we tried masturbating each other. We spent probably half an hour playing around in the wheat fields before finally figuring out you stick the penis in the vagina. Tried putting it in her butt but neither of us knew about lube so that didn't work.
My first orgasm with her was when she tried licking and putting her mouth on my cock. Second time was when I had my penis in her and figured out thrusting felt good. The last time, I was fucking her and pulled up her shirt and played with her tits, and came in her seconds later.
By some miracle, she didn't get pregnant. Sometimes she'd crash at my place during college and we'd have sex but that stopped once she got a bf.

All of you degenerates need to be purged

Fivesome.
> me, three girls and a friend
It was a sea of bodies. Flesh everywhere. I felt a little bad durning it though. The girls really didn’t pay much attention to my friend. To add insult to injury, he was supplying the coke. The girls were 18, 19 & 28. Great sex, but I had a hell of a time being able to cum. Finished inside the 19 year old after an eternity of trying. I think everyone was bored and tired by then. Fuck coke dick.

kek

Hawt. Love getting my ass ate.

My wife's (just gf back then) half cousin ran away from home to stay w/ us. She was a well-known ho, and always talked about fucking and teasing guys. Anyway, one day while gf was at work we were fooling around, but she was super hesitant to let me even finger her, and just kept offering to suck me off. I wouldn't say I raped her because she obv wanted it, but I forcibly convinced her to let me put it in, and suddenly there was blood all over my dick and the bed, like a surprisingly high amount. Turns out she was lying about her age (she was 14, not 17) and was a virgin.

No sheets on the bed because I was doing laundry, so I had to try to bleach it, flip the mattress over, and slip on that bed with my gf with her cousin's virgin blood right under me for 2 years.

Bruh, had a similar situation but the girl had surgery on her gums so she couldn't open her mouth or anything. I think it's why I like gagging girls now.

Well done user

Used to be a front end manager at a grocery store, and they would rotate 2 department heads that had to work overnight to do inventory stuff. Ended up being me and the bakery assistant department head, she was forrest gump tier intelligence, and basically illiterate, but was pretty cute and dtf.

Ended up fucking 3 times that night in the freezer, came twice in her asshole. She opened the industrial sized chocolate icing bucket and shit my cum into it, then mixed it all in. After we finished inventory, she had to get the morning baked goods going and she put out cookies with the cum-icing as the free sample for kids.

When I was 12 there was a guy maybe 15 that I used to fool around with. One time he tried to fuck me, put some liquid soap on his dick, I bent over, he grabbed my hips and pushed.

Sadly he was pretty big, and it hurt like crazy and I had to stop right away. Gave me a huge fetish for being tied up and fucked anally, unable to pull away. I've had my wife fuck me that way with a courgette a couple of times.

did he cum inside you? and did the two of you ever do this again after that?

was he the only boy you messed around with back then?

Nice.
Once when I was in HS, an ex-gf that I was still on good terms/occasionally fucking asked me to go out with her gay friend as a favor. He was a pretty feminine looking guy, and I figured it was mostly a joke anyway, so we decided to go see harry potter (the three of us).

He ended up asking to suck me off, and she said it wouldn't be gay because she would suck me off at the same time. Really I ended up just making out with her while he throated me, and I blew my load onto his tonsils roughly around the same time Snape killed Dumbledore.

I guess he was expecting me to warn him because he started coughing and spit my cum out into our popcorn bucket, the theater was relatively empty but we were all nervous and left just in case. Feel awful for the poor guy who had to clean out that theater though.

Lol hope not real.

I wish I had the mind to think of that independently user, but I assure you that it is real.

No, there was another guy at school who went down on me, and I've slept with a guy once (no sex, just playing with each other).

I've always been hot for the idea of getting raped by a (sexy) guy, but honestly I'm far more into women.

>high school
>best friend comes out as gay
>wonder if i could also be gay
>ask him about figuring it out
>he is happy to oblige
>puts on sisters clothes as a "joke" but it really helps me get hard
>he blows me for a bit, then i push my dick into his ass
>no lube, just lots of spit and force
>not exactly painless but friend tells me to keep going
>cum in less than a minute
>lying on bed, feeling relieved after my first orgasm with another person
>he gives me a kiss, i return
this became a weekly occurrence. i am bi, and love crossdressers

I know that girl. Her name is Brandy isn't it?

I'm hot for the idea of a beefy hairy dad-type to force himself on me. Skull and assfuck me.

Met a 6/10 chick at college, she's engaged but is the only boneable chick in class
>she asked to come over and study
>end up getting high with her and showing her my /k/olection like a autist
>notice she is just laying on my bed so i join her
>something something ever had sex while high?
>I say no but would like to find out
Start kissing and feeling her up
>Tiny round ass, perky B cups
>fuck hard, make her squirt, hella fun fuck
Get her a cab back to the school to be picked up by her cuck fiancee
>she txts me later saying she arrived literally seconds before he arrived!
A week later we get together again
>on the way home her mother in law calls and they start discussing wedding shit...
>we fuck, chill, round 2 and i drop her off

>3 weeks later she is married and i see her after class... shes preggers...

I of course am shitting bricks but she swears its not mine
After the semester i ghost her
She hasnt hit me up.
Fb stalk her a month ago...I think she lied

I used to shave my head. I was sitting on the floor and my then wife and her friend were on the couch. We were all naked from a threesome earlier. Her friend started rubbing my head and made the comment about how prickly it was. She asked if she could sit on my head. I agreed. Wife at the time did too. At first she just kind of wiggled around. Then she put her hands on my shoulders and started grinding my head. Luckily she was small girl. She came in no time. It was running down my head around my ears.

I met a 19yr old trap at a shopping center about 8am one morning while waiting for a shop to open. By 10 am we were fucking on the tailgate of my truck in a walking park.

I fucked a fat coworker on the tailgate of my truck in her backyard. There was three houses and an apartment complex around her. People were coming and going for the hour I fucked her. I saw several teenage kids jacking off while looking through the privacy fence.

I've also fucked my cousin. She was a pill whore and I was young dumb and full of cum. She was 29 and I was 16. We got free rides. She would ride me then I would take her where she wanted to go.

I also fucked my half sister when she turned 18. I was 27. She knew she was my half sister. I didn't know. Our dad passed right after she was born. Her mother assumed I knew. I didn't find out until her mother found out we were fucking. We all lived in the same hood. My dad had a fling with the neighbor and I got a half sis to bang. We fucked until she turned 29. She was a dyke and looked the part until I started fucking her regularly.

Last bump see if anyone else wants to share

Sexually involved with my dad for about 6 months when I was 12.

Male or female?

female

Kik: ThomasBris

Got real high on molly and let a bunch of strangers come and go and bareback me in a motel all night.

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Do tell us all about it.

Dad was fucking older sister, she didn't tell anyone, neither did I. At 18 she moved out, around the time I was 12. Started doing the same to me, finally told my sister, she told mom, haven't seen dad since.

Worked at a convenience store down the street from a high school during college. The high school kids who worked there would sleep with me to buy them alcohol. If they wanted more than 2 items, they had to sleep with me twice.
The first time, an 18 year old wanted smirnoff for her graduation party. I brought her to my truck, had her blow me, then she rode me until I came in her tight pussy. I got her plan B and drove to the ABC store.
After a month one of the guys asked me for everclear. I had him douche in the bathroom, then he got into the cab. I wasn't sure if I would be able to get hard with a guy but I rubbed my penis between his cheeks for a bit after lubing him up and was ready to go. I shot my load in his virgin ass in less than a minute, he was tight and became my favorite.
A couple girls rode me multiple times, the everclear guy became a regular until I left. Only had to turn down 1 coworker until she became legal.

God you are basic

Well with my ex back in high school, she was 16 and I was 17, her dad invited us to some thermal waters (hotel of her family) we slept in a double bed room and we had sex while her dad was sleeping just in front of him, we also made it in the sauna with people outside. We had a list of public places, once in front of a guy that was fishing and constantly looked at us, my ex was blonde and good to look at. Other places were in abandoned vacation houses like in the patio or whatever, parks, during parties, public bathrooms, you name it. She was bisexual and we almost did a threesome with her friend but never happened, she started to date a guy. At the end I found out that ex cheated on me several times, fucked her with hate and then she started to finger her ass after I came, fucked her again and filler her both ways and left... Many stories that I would need to probably think about with her, she liked being slapped while on top, always swallowed, likes being dominated, asphixiated, everything, was awesome while it lasted (4.5 years)

you stupid bitch, all he was doing was loving you, and you sent him to prison, cunt.

Pics or it didn't happen

Well aren’t you a picture of stability!

Yet another poster boy for stability

>had sex with a mother of 2 daughters
>mother was 39
>got to know her and the kids
>the mother asked me to look after the kids one night so she could do a late shift
>fucked the 14 year old when the 11 year old went to bed
>continued to fuck the 14 year old and the mother for a year
>got the 15 year old at that time pregnant
>bailed
>moved state so i have no clue if they kept it or not

you need more details than that

Thats what sluts do, get a new cock when it gets boring

Fucked a hot 19 yo while at work, ate her out and licked her ass, she moaned the whole time, I pulled my cock out and had her suck me for a bit then bent her over and fucked her bloody, she told me I had the biggest cock she ever had while her legs were shaking on the bed. Then I left work and slipped my wife some tongue in a kiss.

When I was in my early 20s I moved to a new apartment and began cucking this Indian couple who had a young daughter that lived next door, and one time they let me see her naked and on another they let me lick her pussy while she slept.

>e 11 year old went to bed
>>continued to fuck the 14 year old and the mother for a year
>>got the 15 year old at that time pregnant
>>bailed
And then they all clapped

stay mad i guess

Got a couple of stories from my CL days.

>be me
>20 y/o at the time, can't remember
>Probably sex addict at this point
>Lost virginity to trans ex gf, never had vaginal sex
>Browsing CL Personals, have a few ads up for different things to see who bites
>Get an email one day
>"You wanna pay to play"
>Fuck no but I'm desperate
>Agree
>Refuses to send pics but sends me her address
>Drive 30 min to her place
>Ghetto of a big city near me
>Get let inside
>Honestly 8/10 black girl but shitty attitude
>Nervous as fuck
>Give money, sit on couch
>She sits next to me and gives me a bj
>After awhile she gives me a shitty condom and bends over the couch
>Want to eat her out for some reason
>"That's on you"
>Spread her pussy
>Opens up like a fucking cavern
>Stick my tongue in, can waggle it around like it's not in some chick's pussy
>Feel dumb as fuck and stop, regret setting in
>Condom on, stick it in
>Shitty condom breaks after 2 thrusts, pull out and tell her
>This repeats 2 more times, the third time I keep fucking her because it felt way better
>Finally grabs something that lubes her up and stick it in for the fourth time
>Go at it for nearly an hour in the same position
>Halfway through one of her kids escapes their room and watches us
>I tell her and she runs off with the kid, hear her screaming and smacking the kid
>Comes back, continue where we left off
>Can't cum
>She lays on the floor with her ass up and I jerk off, still can't cum
>Offers to give me half the money back
>Let her keep it and left

Not sure if this is the kinkiest thing I ever did, but I peed inside a girl once.

ass to mouth, rim job, daddy daughter roll play, bdsm, piss play.

Ages now

Crazy ass bdsm orgy

so he sticked in your ass or pussy?
where did he came?
how long did it hurt?

how old was the other guy?

How old was the daughter?

9 yo

Just gonna keep going. Two shorter ones next.

>Sometime after the hooker
>Work late shifts
>After work is prime time for CL hookups
>Sit at work for 2ish hours after I was done talking to some chick
>Literally a walk down the road from my work
>Seems normal enough
>Score
>Leave and drive to her place
>Two houses on property, one large brick house and smaller shack house
>Should've picked the obvious choice
>Walk up to brick house
>Fat middle-aged man in nothing but a speedo greets me
>"Uhhh wrong house sorry"
>Get in my car, frantically email girl
>Tells me which house finally
>She's drunk as fuck but not a hooker so I'm game
>Eat her pussy for like an hour
>Put my own condom on, fuck for awhile
>Eventually just finger her until my arm hurts but she cums
>Can't get hard after that, leave
>Be an autist and email her once a week to hook up again until I realize how retarded I am

>Probably a good year after that
>Find trans girl who wants bareback
>Have an overwhelming fetish for cumming inside and impregnation so instant yes, also bi so whatever
>Drive like an hour to their place
>Italian, accent and all
>Smells funny but otherwise pleasant to be around
>Took it good, pounded that boipussy
>Dumped a huge load in their ass
>Talked for sometime longer, washed up and left
>Felt weird about it for some reason and ghosted them
>Still feel bad, would fuck again

imagine lying about your sexual experiences on anonymous boards...

did you look it the kid's eyes

Sucked off one tranny while another fucked my ass while 10 people watched in a dungeon
>it was alright

>ended up making a movie
imagine just wanting to eat some fat pussy and asshole but ended up making a movie... :(

you have to be OVER 18 to post on Yea Forums

>My younger sister was molested really young so
>she was overly curious when I started puberty.
>One night when she had her friend over, the
>friend brought a dildo that she took from her
>Mom, and showed it to me, and had me go to my
>sisters room with her alone. So I did, and she
>asked me if I had ever had a boner before. I only
>had for like 4 months at that point and just figured
>out how to barely masturbate. And cum clear
>fluid. But she said she would put the dildo inside
>her if I would show her a real penis. So I told her
>we can't until later at night. When my parents
>were asleep.

>Well needless to say it wasn't just me and my
>sisters friend. My sister was there now and I was
>too shy. My penis was not very big to me back
>then, and up til then I had no idea what made it
>get bigger, no sexual experience other than
>thinking about how it felt to rub the soft little guy.

>Pretty soon that would change. I had no porn or
>access to anything at that age, so this would be
>the first pubescent exposure to girls bodies.

>So we all pulled down our pajamas. And they told
>me to close my eyes and don't look yet. And they
>both pulled my underwear down enough to see
>my little hairless penis. Semi warmed up but not
>erect yet.
>They thought it was funny and giggled. "How does
>it go into girls" I said it grows a little bit but it just
>sort of happens sometimes on it's own.
>My sister told me it's okay to look at them it's
>just panties, when I finally look at them I notice a
>little wet spot on her friends panties but both of
>them have their legs up. In matching panties. And
>open and very slowly my penis tingled and started
>to kind of pump with my heart beat. And they
>were giggling quietly as it didn't get very hard.
>And it started to shrink again. I was very shy...
>Her friend asked to touch it, and she poked it,
>kind of flapped it side to side a little, and my
>sister poked it.

TO BE CONTINUED

>Finally let my fetish to breed anyone in sight embrace me
>Too autist to go find an actual gf/bf or fuck buddy
>Just keep using CL
>Find a girl willing to let me cum inside her
>This is it
>Sends no pic, kinda sketch but uses a full name in her email info
>Facebook stalk to see what I'm getting into
>Black chick again with two kids already
>Hoo boy
>Go anyways
>Much shorter drive but still in the ghetto
>Petite black answers, also 8/10 even though I like more meat on dem bones
>She was surprised I was white
>"Didn't know white guys liked black girls"
>Okay
>Pulls me in and immediately starts sucking my dick
>Get on the couch, starts riding me
>Honestly best pussy of my life
>Fuck for a half hour on the couch
>Finally about to cum, tell her
>She says nothing
>I take that as consent and dump everything I got as far into her as I can reach
>Best cum of my life
>Lay back on the couch, she tries to sit on my face
>Autism kicks in and I lick her pubic mound instead
>She gets off my face and checks the door
>"You should go"
>Oh okay let's do this again
>"Sure"
>Get back home
>Exchange a few more emails describing how much we liked the fuck
>Suddenly it's "her mom" and she's threatening to call the police
>She's allegedly only 14 and what if I get her pregnant and I'm so mad at you what the fuck is wrong with you blah blah blah
>Freak out a little but remember I have a fake email just for CL so she can't look me up
>cucked.jpg
>Tell her I found her email, call her out
>She backs off
>Tells me never to contact her again
>Agree
>Few years later order a pizza with my now current gf
>Black girl delivers my pizza
>Looks pissed at me
>Autism kicks in, give her an extra good tip because she knows where I live now

>CONTINUED
...............
>Giggling a little saying it was gross I asked if I
>could just please have my underwear back now
>and they started whispering. They weren't going
>to yet because I still wasn't looking at them very
>much. I felt really odd looking at my sister and
>having her look at me naked.
>I got mad and was gonna get up for being laughed
>at and I thought something was wrong with me.
>Told them it wasn't fair. So they whispered and
>neither of them even had boobs yet but they
>took off their shirts and showed me their little
>mosquito bites. With matching bra's on. And
>again I started to pump up a
>little bit. So they turned around and bent over.
>And when they did that, it was like a light switch.
>The little butts in those cotton panties and now
>both of them with little wet spots on them from
>sitting there. It was actually kind of painful having
>one that stiff. It was now bigger than the vibrator
>she brought, and she held it up to my penis.
>And them with their jaws wide open in awe at
>ultimately an average size penis at the time. But
>only about 5 or 6 inches when I was 13.
>But I felt confident after that. Preferred the view
>Of Emily from behind but my sister actually
>had real boobs kind of. At least it looked like it with
>Her bra on so far.

>Either way maybe it just seemed that way but it
>wouldn't go away after that. And Emily
>took off her bra, and grabbed the blanket to lie on.
>My sister didn't really get fully naked. But she
>watched her friend give me the worst blowjob I've
>had to this day. And I actually started to go soft
>again. She got me kind of close a couple times,
>but she asked how I normally do it.
>I told her I use my sisters conditioner. And they
>said ewwww but my sister went and grabbed it.
>I wasn't fully erect anymore but I asked if I could
>see a vagina since they have seen my penis now.

>CONTINUED
..............................

>So she slowly pulled he panties to the side and gave me
>a little peek at it. Emily let me touch it. Showed me >where the clitoris was. But she said she shook and it >was embarrassing when she did it to herself.
>But the dildo didn't make her shake around, so she
>handed to me and asked if we could pretend. With her
>on top but use the dildo on her. Since I wasn't hard
>anymore for some reason she just had me hold it
>pointing up, and she went up and down and I just
>laid there for a minute bored when my sister got closer
>behind Emily. Trying to see it going inside her, and
>I feel her hand on my balls and it made me jump but
>I'd be a liar if it weren't that tingle coming back.
>said "Emily lets both take our panties off"
>So Emily stood up and took hers off and started twirling
>I wasn't hard again yet just a little plump. Emily sat
>down stumped asking if I didn't like her now balls in hand
>I just laughed about it cause it was a silly question.
>Emily laid down and we laughed together watching as
>my sister sat there and struggled to unhook her bra
>turned away from me embarrassed like I was about my
>penis I thought was small before. She asked Emily for
>help with it and she jumped up and the wire hook had
>gotten stuck really bad. Emily told me I should help and
>as she laid down she kissed me. And curled up under >the blanket and watched me naked behind my sister
>soft penis for a half hour at this point at least. Of looking >at Emily and being unable to get the little guy going >again. Well that hook was really on there and I didn't
>want to ruin the bra so I'm taking my time but my sister
>got frustrated and shy so she crawled a little bit
>hunches over the top of Emily giggling. But she was >leaning forward so far that when she moved her butt
>barely brushed my penis...

>CONTINUED
....................
>making it tingle but I
>didn't want my sister to be the thing making my penis
>work. Safe for now Emily didn't notice and my sister
>was up straight on her knees facing the sliding glass
>door still as a board now. I evaded a full blown erection
>basically over Emily's face after touching my sisters
>butt with my penis. And I was just about done so I told
>my sister I almost had it, and looked at the sliding
>glass door at my sister who was looking me right in the
>eyes biting her nails in one hand, and holding her bra
>down just enough to show one nipple smiling at me.
>trying to think of anything but that at the moment
>sister asks me to take it off all the way now.
>and it's tingling but I'm having a really hard time with all
>of this and almost ready to run. I un-clipped the one
>hook that wasn't broken yet, and she dropped the bra
>on Emily laughing. And then flipped a blanket over
>Emily's head and this time she bent way down and
>rubbed on my penis against her butt then just stood up
>immediately pulling up the blanket and saw the pre-cum
>on her panties distracting me for a second and Emily
>looks at me right as I'm looking at my sister's panties
>with my flaccid penis pumping up again. And at first I
>think it really pissed her off but she said "Look who is
>up again!" and my sister turns around and Emily gets a
>look at her butt with several dark spots on her panties
>and I can't help but look at the floor. As Emily says
>in a low voice that she wants to try real sex.
>my sister is annoyed and says you don't have a
>condom so you shouldn't. but Emily says she has one
>upstairs "duh" so she has to put on her panties again
>and her shirt and pajamas. But bends over to do the
>panties right there so I sit on the couch and its working.
>It hurts like before.

Drove 5 1/2 hours across Missouri to meet a couple of bi dudes and their dog. Dressed in lingerie and played with the two guys for a bit, then they brought the dog in. Sucked him for a few minutes (loved the taste), then got on all fours and it mounted me. The knot hurt like a bitch but then I adjusted to it and was diamonds while doggy humped me. Came without even jerking off, and doggy nutted in my ass.

>couldnt cum
>forced

nice pasta
how old were they?

why

Last one.

>Be me
>About 22 now
>Find new girl on CL willing to let me pump her full of cum
>She's not totally sure yet
>Meet up
>Another black girl. Chubby ugly face
> 7/10 extra points because thicc as fuck
>Go to a local pet shop for some reason because she's just stressed and wants someone to talk to
>Willing to do anything to get it in so whatever
>No puss after that
>We exchange numbers and hang out the next day
>She comes over
>We talk for awhile and finally fuck
>Did I say that last girl was the best pussy? I changed my mind
>Can be as rough as I want, cum whenever I want
>She just wants to be filled with cum
>Says she has an IUD so doesn't matter
>Kinda date after awhile but it's really just a fuck buddy thing
>Cum inside her all but one time
>Honestly the best 4 months of my life
>Could fuck her whenever, wherever
>Near the end she says she's pregnant
>Non-chalant as fuck
>Was bound to happen with the gallons of cum I was dumping into her on a weekly basis
>Continue to fuck
>We both liked impregnation so it just turned us on more
>After a month says she has a miscarriage
>Rip
>Break up due to emotions
>She wants to fuck still but I said no for some reason
>Regret it
>Still flirt with her to this day with reciprocation from her
>She's married and just had a kid
>Gonna try to get it in one last time for the road Yea Forumsros

The chubster... Lol

I had a thrersome with my gf and her best friend, her best friend used a strap on to fuck my girl while I fucked my girlfriends tight asshole

Because I wanted to, what other reason do I need?

Asskin Robbins

what the fuck user

Went to a buddys to hang out and walked in on him and his gf fucking. We were all 16, and i say sorry but then she says “you better get over here” he agrees too and I walk over. They wants 2 dicks inside her pussy at once, i say fuck it. I lay down and she sucks me and gets me like diamonds, and she is in top but her back is against my chest so they can kiss and whatnot. At first she’s just riding my dick and she’s already wet as fuck and tights as fuck. She pushes deep and holds it so my buddy can slide in. At first she’s like “idk its to tight baby” he looks at me and winks. So i grab her waist and hold her down on my cock and he just pushes in, feeling his cock slide against mine while being balls deep was breathtaking. She eventually loves it and just says to fuck her harder. We alternate our thrusts and he’s destroying her gspot and she says she’s gunna cum and has never felt this before. So ii push deep and hold it while he just pounds and she starts convulsing but i hold on to her as he keeps going. She’s clenching our cocks so hard it almost hurts. He starts cumming and fills her up, its so warm and even wetter now. She tells me to cum inside her as well and she just starts riding my dick hard and her bf’s cum is just oozing out all over. I start cumming and try to tell her to stop riding so hard but she just keeps going through my entire orgasm...... did this frequently and it was awesome

Chris?

Dumbass she wants you to lose your virginity to some rando so she can fuck you. Are you retarded?

Fucked a dog for the first time last week. Anal and Vaginal.

Pics of the cousin?

Pics of buddy's gf

AWESOME

Nice story, too bad it never happened

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Trips of truth? I'm sorry about what happened to you. I got my first kiss at 26, fortunately my mom would never think of giving me that kind of lessons. Does your dad know about what happened? Did it happen more than once?

What a sexy little slut

Agreed

>CONTINUED
......
>When the two of them first bent over in front of me.
>And the clear pre-was running down my penis when Emily
>turned around and before she puts her pajamas back on,
>sits down on my lap and grinds her panties on me
>and then put my penis inside her panties and wiped around
>it with her hand and said there now my panties are dirty too
>pulling up her pajamas and heading up stairs to get the
>condom. My sister stood up and dropped her blanket, walked
>over and took off her panties, and used them to squish out as
>much pre-cum as she could from inside my penis and
>put it in her mouth, but didn't like the taste of it and just flopped
>down onto the blanket on the floor rubbing me slowly up and down
>The toilet flushed and down she came wearing nothing but
>her panties and she laid down right beside me one of them
>on each side and very quiet now. So I asked Emily to take off
>her panties and place them on my penis, with the other pair.
>And to hold hands rubbing me with the panties. Both pairs.
>But there isn't going to be sex now. So within a few short
>minutes they were done and both fascinated by how the cum
>shoots so far up my chest. And they cleaned me up with their
>panties acting normal for a little over a year before we started
>Crossing any lines. On my 15th birthday I was alone that night
>sleeping in my room, when I woke up to my sister rubbing me
>furiously with her panties and caught every drop with those
>hello kitty cottons. And that wasn't the worst thing I had ever
>done by any means. So on her 15th birthday, she wanted to
>do it for the first time. And without a condom rode me while I was
>passed out cold. Then fell asleep next to me naked with cum
>still dripping out onto the bed. So We drew a line after that.
>Other than stealing her panties for the next 2 years.

I was 13 my sisters friend was 12.5 and my sister was 12.

How’d you pull that ass? Still going on? Feel bad at all?
I think this is fuckin killer personally

I marry couples and fuck the Brides after the wedding.

I was on my honeymoon: first marriage, and went out with a few friends of mine. We picked up 3 underage girls at the local mall, took them back to my parents house, and fucked them downstairs. My new wife was at her parents sleeping.

Lying ass nigga

Got a BJ from a slut with her 3yo dau in bed with us watching dispicable me 2. One of the best cums ever

Kik me please
Jdilla414

Love this

I was 11m and my 15 year old neighbor who got me into porn fucked me. First he jerked and sucked me off. Then he made me bend over the chair and he got conditioner from the shower and used it like lube. Hurt at first but eventually I relaxed and he was able to go deeper. And i remember being it feeling so good when hed fuck me. Especially when he’d pull me up and hold my back against his chest, that angel he would hit my prostate (which I didn’t know at the time) id get hard and start cumming again and hed love how i clenched my ass when i came

Sheesh you a drug dealer? Getem so faded they do anything for the next hit?

This is truth

Not terribly hard to believe. I told my mom about my gender issues and cross dressing. I was in my 30’s at the time and I’m married, separated at the time.

Long story short, my mom bought me clothes, makeup and a wig. Did my makeup and other little things. We ended up getting a lot closer than ever. I told her how my marriage was sexless and how lonely I was dressed up and not having someone to share it with.

She would buy my Capri cigs and bring them to me, told her I enjoyed smoking them while I took care of myself. One day she said enjoy them when she started to leave and I told her I was but would enjoy them more if I weren’t doing it alone. She ended up staying with me and watching and helping me get off but she said she couldn’t have intercourse with me. So no fucking but she did let me nurse her while I jerked off, she rubbed my balls and stroked me too. Afterwards we drank coffee and smoked together, she said she enjoyed it and it was fun but I could never tell anyone.

Haha yup

Haha congrats. You're a dad. Obviously they needed your sperm cause cuck couldn't get her preggers lol. Free pussy is free pussy

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Yeah she has that broken slut vibe about her. Hawt

Have recently started having gay sex with a guy from my job, but we sexted for 6 months first, we had one hook up while I was 17,but have been together A lot lately. I’m Jewish he’s black, he’s got 3 kids, he’s vclose to 40 years old, and i love it.

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Have slept with older men for money

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Enjoy

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>be me, 17 at camp
>horny as fuck, talking with other guys there about girls before bed
>talking about how i really need to get off
>after, 16 yo kid offers to let me fuck his ass in private
>reluctant cause not gay, but do it anyway
>pound his chubby ass and cum in under a minute
>immediately feel disgusted
>do it again anyway pretty much every day after for rest of camp
>eventually taking 20 mins to get off cause he's so loose
>turns out it was cause 50 yo black camp counseller was also fuckin him

In before AIDS

wtf is wrong with you

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