Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Matthew Gray
Thomas Roberts
Because my wife would get mad lol
Elijah Williams
suck my nuts op
Christopher Smith
No u
Jacob Baker
wot?
Kevin Parker
proof that is your whore?
Brody Campbell
Sub 8
Benjamin Brooks
I doooo
Grayson Russell
proof you have a gril?
Elijah Russell
>I doooo
>filename
Owen Morales
Nobody wants me
Asher Torres
ugly & unemployed
Christopher Clark
u dont too
Jeremiah Ward
>skintight jeans
>fat as fuck legs
uggos
Henry Jenkins
I'm broke and also fucking ugly.
Caleb Russell
why dont you?
Parker Collins
Genuinely laughed out loud
Jack Butler
dat fat faggy has a baby cock
Isaac Miller
op that is you on the right?
Asher Lewis
just got dumped, hurts like all hell. ill just resort to shitposting on Yea Forums till highschool starts again
Mason Sanchez
i have a wife
Christian Adams
WHO NEEDS THEM?
William Lewis
Whyyy
Henry Cruz
asian slut
Matthew Nelson
op u need a hand girl
Jackson Kelly
because my car broke down
Cooper Hughes
Because I'm a 39 year old virgin.
AMA.
Jeremiah Thompson
dont habve money for disnyland
Asher Butler
1800tittys
Alexander Long
because Yea Forums
Carter Ramirez
because my blueray player brike :(
Asher Cruz
4chin losers
Jackson Sanchez
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Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD, you will NEVER get laid without an escort.
Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots.
>protip; you LITERALLY can't
Ryder Bennett
Aaron Hall
Because I'm a narcissist that thinks he is entitled to a hot chick just because I'm a 'nice guy'. I'm broke as all hell, I live with my mom, I'm 43 and I'm too proud to fuck trailer trash.
Carson Martinez
Daniel Cook
Hunter Gonzalez
Parker Ward
Nathan Lewis
Easton Foster
I like you.
39 virgin living in the basement of parents.
No longer a neet thought so things are somewhat better.
Thought that because I pretended to be nice to girls and I was fixing their computers and shit for free I deserved to fuck them right in the pussy.
I was very stupid, still am.
Noah Bell
Connor Torres
Brayden Wilson
Hudson Sanders
Ryder Rodriguez
Jose Watson
Adam Foster
Because i haven't met someone who i really like.
Nathan Sanchez
Christian Ramirez
Mine
Cooper Perez
Cameron Smith
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
I think you are better off asking the girls who turned me down repeatedly.
I really don't know why they find me so hideous.
Logan Jones
top keks \m/
Ryder Ward
Hudson Clark
Aiden Johnson
Aaron Murphy
>fat
>bald
>34 years old and have never been on a date in my life
>never kissed anyone or even held hands, not counting when I was a kid
>no friends because I always pick getting drunk alone all day over socializing
>have a gambling problem and have lost tens of thousands of dollars on online poker when it was legal and even more on useless shit like call of duty loot crates, over 50k in debt
take your pick.
Dominic Price
Carson Ramirez
Nathan Perry
You should probably do something about all that, eh?
Bentley Jackson
because it wouldn't have one of these
Ethan Smith
Noah Sanders
Crippling anxiety and self confidence issues
Brayden Myers
It's the baldness
Jaxson Ramirez
Dylan Walker
I'm overweight, anti-social, and never leave the apartment except to get food and go to work.
I also work in a male dominated field so I never work around any women.
I don't know where to meet anyone, and I can't stand bars or clubs.
Elijah Powell
Jaxon Thompson
Matthew Jones
I have two chicks that want to be with me (one is my ex) but I honestly can't find a chick that I feel like I properly gel with that isn't fucking insane.
I found what I was looking for last year but it was all an illusion as I think she really just wanted to be with her gay communist roommate she was obsessed with.
Browsing dating sites there clearly aren't any decent women left.
Jaxon Rivera
Angel Wright
Basically money issues. Got sick of her bitching at me for renting a couple of movies on Amazon, when she just spent $95 on candles and $175 on jewelry. She also smokes a pack a day and drinks expensive wine every night. When we moved in together her she was going to school and making $250 a week. She wanted joint bank accounts and for my income to basically cover all of the bills. Now that she is making a thousand a week she wants seperate accounts again and to lecture me about my spending habits. I really don't mind being single, anyway.
Alexander Perez
>over 50k in debt from online poker and video game loot boxes
Jesus dude. You need to declare bankruptcy at this point. But don't do it until you've gotten control over your gambling addictions or you'll just dig the same hole. Can you at least wrack up some more debt going to a therapist and working on fixing the unhappiness hole you're trying to fill with gambling?
David Cooper
working on it, just picked up another handle of gin. I'll die sooner or later.
Jace Sanchez
Hunter White
Luis Wood
i started getting a bald spot when I was 16, feelsbadman
people always used to say just shave it but I have a gross misshapen head
Brody Foster
Joshua Flores
human nature is consistent.
Chase Young
Jacob Perez
Theyβre all insane to some degree. Some just let their crazy show sooner than others. You learn to deal with it. Bitches be crazy.
Hunter Ward
Jonathan Jackson
Julian Cook
I have great insurance, but if I used that they'd tell me to go to a real doctor to address my various physical problems, and that doctor would tell me I need to stop drinking and I don't think I can do that so why bother getting lectured about it
Joshua Martinez
Proof that it's always better to be alone than being with a miserable cunt. You dodged a bullet.
Oliver Peterson
checked
Also, welcome to enlightenment. It takes a lot of maturity to realize that the problem isn't everyone else, but its you.
The other reason I'm without a GF is because I'm too lazy to make a change. Why should I go to the gym, make more money and develop a great personality if there's no point? At my age all the good women are married and all the fun women are starting to show burnout.
Now I'm stuck trying to find meaning in a world where marriage and children are the hallmarks of status.
Logan Foster
I recently got one, but I'm having problems scoring. She wants it and has for a few weeks, but we are both really busy so there is never a good time and place to seal the deal
Austin Wilson
Brody Jackson
Isaac Morgan
Camden Russell
do you not sleep in the same bedroom? I refuse to believe you don't have a spare 20 minutes for a quick fuck. One of you is avoiding it intentionally. Find out who and why.
Wyatt Sanders
Michael Morales
Josiah Garcia
Matthew Harris
Josiah Cox
Thomas Gray
Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Barnes
There is a third explanation.
They are not wrong and you are not wrong.
It's just in your head and you got brain damage.
People like you, you are nice to be around, but your crazy brain is sabotaging and destroying your life.
>pic related
>that's how you see yourself but it's not who you are or how they see you
Brandon Powell
Anthony Ortiz
Because I canβt stop fapping to this shit.
I think itβs for the best
Kevin Johnson
Brody Jones
Jeremiah Martin
Isaac Hernandez
Iβve gotten a few opportunities, like I know when women are flirting with me but Im scared to flirt back. Its like I canβt find that in between spot of flirting where youβre not a beta loser and a total Indian FB creep. Plus I canβt pull my foreskin all the way back, Iβve only done it twice with some steroid cream and the head is way too sensitive. Anons with phimosis, is it possible to have sex with phimosis? Will it hurt?
Jordan Foster
Because I really don't care.
Wyatt Reyes
Ayden Cooper
Carson Sullivan
Yup! I think in her dilusional mind she thinks she will be happy and have tons of money now that I am out of the picture, but I know her well enough to know these things won't happen.
Christopher Collins
ask your doctor, not a bunch of shut-in virgins
Camden Rivera
Blake Sullivan
Ryder Russell
Gavin Evans
because i'm a 41 yo ephebephile who has constant feelings of guilt and shame. i want to form relationships with women my own age but it doesn't work. maybe they know somethings up with me.
this causes lots of anxiety, depression, self loathing, porn addiction. turns into a vicious cycle.
as i get older the women in my age appropriate dating pool get less and less attractive to me.
feelsbadman.jpg
Aiden Brown
Aiden Wright
Aaron Robinson
Eli Myers
Brody Powell
David Myers
Easton Phillips
Ryder Parker
Asher Martin
Adrian Torres
David Ross
Brayden Sanchez
Connor White
Thomas Garcia
Logan Hill
Ian Cox
Elijah Jenkins
Christian Phillips
Parker Robinson
Daniel Roberts
Jacob Gray
Because Iβm married, and if I wasnβt I would be a tranny and date men.
Bentley Green
Jace Peterson
Because they're soul sucking, money hungry, cock whores. Wasted enough time on women. I'm staying single for awhile.
Colton Reyes
would you date Jared if he was a real trap?
Elijah Gutierrez
How does it happen exactly? Do you know what the problem is? Why not just visit a prostitute?
Carter Cook
Bentley Rodriguez
Nathaniel Clark
I rarely leave my house to get an opportunity to meet someone
Bentley Lee
Luke Gray
Carter Kelly
Easton Perry
It also had to do with my vape device. I vale a lot.
Adam Clark
>How does it happen exactly?
No, I'm a meme
>Do you know what the problem is?
No, something wrong in the head that results in insecurity and no confidence or self esteem
>Why not just visit a prostitute?
Why not indeed?
Easton Smith
Vape nesyh
Henry Thomas
Parker Taylor
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Who needs a lying whore in there life?
Anthony Davis
Julian Cruz
It's nice to be able to make a family
Gavin Kelly
Luis Jones
What's so nice about that? You have a lying whore who cheats on you eventually and some screaming kids that eat your money and time away.
Sounds like heaven, you're right.
Jeremiah Butler
Havenβt meet anyone that I could actually make my self care about.
Hunter Diaz
All you cunts that are complaining about having no girl in here, try no-fap for 2-3 weeks. I guarantee you, you will find yourself a gf. But I guess most of you are too addicted to wanking and weak willed to find out.
Grayson Davis
Lmao bitter fucking incel
David Taylor
>try no-fap for 2-3 weeks
I did no dap no porn for 6 months and then I went to Omegle and pretended I was a girl
Xavier Fisher
Stop gapping and girls will go out with you. Sounds legit.
Tyler Jones
Don't be so edgy man, I'm a permavirgin too but don't become so edgy
Jason Peterson
>Who needs a lying whore in there life?
T
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/thread
Joshua Parker
because im a mod
Evan Morales
Samuel Bell
Ryan Carter
>Why not just visit a prostitute?
Not that guy, but here are my reasons:
1: high end escorts are expensive as all hell.
2. street walkers are dirty as all hell and their pimps will probably rob you.
3. traveling to Nevada where prostitution is legal can be expensive and time consuming.
4. if I get busted for solicitation I would have to become a registered sex offender and have my name and face on the same list as rapists and kiddie fuckers
Kayden Barnes
John Garcia
Nicholas Jackson
Sadly, because I have a wife and she'd frown on it.
Jordan Lee
Stop fapping and you'll actually find some fucking courage to get out of the house and meet some girls. But like I said ur too fucking weak willed and addicted to find out, so enjoy playing with yourself for the rest of ur life, nerd.
Ayden Torres
Luke Jackson
Ethan Thompson
You're supposed to go outside and find a mate, not fucking whore yourself out on camsite faggot
Zachary Lee
Lies
Parker Lee
Watching socially inept people explain why they can't get a girlfriend is depressing as fuck. You honestly are the most pathetic group of people and you don't even understand why.
Oliver Rivera
Because having sex with girls is fun but, seriously, did you try guys?
Easton Robinson
Levi Moore
I'm the 39 yo virgin and I don't have these excuses because I'm a Europoor and with 100β¬ max I can fuck a cute healthy legal medically tested prostitute in the privacy of a clean luxury bordel.
Grayson Rivera
I stayed on the text site
Dylan King
Landon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez
Justin Carter
I do tho and sheβs about 10 years younger than me.lol Feels good mane. Iβm pushing 30 here but still look and dress 20ish. Thatβs what happens when you take care of yourself, make good money, and take life seriously.
Christian Martinez
Sebastian Barnes
Thats even more pussy. Go outside.
Noah Bell
Are you fat and/or extremely ugly?
If not, there's no excuse my dude.
Go get'em!
Matthew Moore
ima gross loser who will die alone
Jonathan Powell
Because I am lazy. I am overweight, have a average sized penis, but I can charm woman very well. After my last realationship, which lasts 3 1/2 years, I decided to chill my cock, and concetrate on XBOX games, career and alcohol. I am doing this since january, and I was happy with it, but yesterday I realized, that my mind is too lazy to go on the huds. I really have to flirt with some sluts, before its too late.
Levi Kelly
because i dumped her for being a lying sack of shit
Kevin Gonzalez
dubs of truth
Gavin Martin
Pussy faggot. Your mom must be disappointed having created such a bitch of a son. Can't even resist a little urge to juggle with his penis.
Christian Perez
>Are you fat and/or extremely ugly?
No
>If not, there's no excuse my dude.
Not excuse but total lack of confidence and self esteem
>Go get'em!
How?
Adam Stewart
Dressing 20 when you're older is cringe. Grow up.
Cooper Lee
Because guys are better than girls.
Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Caleb Hill
Start working out to build some self confidence. Start doing no-fap to force yourself to actually take a risk with girls for once
Nicholas Richardson
Dude, I'm posting on Yea Forums.
I think that's enough of an answer.
Brayden Lee
Because my life is awesome & I want to keep it that way
Jayden Green
Why you don't talk with someone about your lack of self esteem? You can take help from some psychologists, then start flirting with women in online dating platforms and then you are ready for flirting with women in bar's, not club's - club's are maybe too difficult for ya. Also, start with muscle training and vitamin capsules, you will look much more better andthis is pushing your self esteem to the top!
John Moore
There is nothing wrong with mastrubatiom and refraining from it has no benefits whatsoever you delusional faggot. Go back to redit
Caleb Parker
An adult can dress however they want if enough thought goes into the fit and confidence goes behind pulling it off. Fuck off telling me to grow up.
Jacob Reed
I'm afraid to go outside and also anxiety
Dylan Walker
Is your anxiety triggered by watching group porn aswell?
Jordan Ramirez
Cause my wife found out n hit the roof
Gavin Lewis
my wife would be pissed!
Eli Garcia
How to get a girlfriend in 3 steps
1. Have a job
2. Realize the strengths in your personality and play off of that in a friendly and respectful manner
3. Start talking and meeting people from literally anywhere and starting treating them like a human.
Boom. Its bound to happen and it's not that hard. Just...don't be a complete ass or douche. And for fucks sake, please be realistic.
Jordan Morris
Blablabla, shut up incel. I bet you've been beating your meat chronically since you were 12 faggot. I've tried no fap thrice and every single time I ended up in a girl's bed after 2-3 weeks. So like I said, enjoy playing with yourself for the rest of eternity while I fuck on my gf.
Justin Thompson
>Why you don't talk with someone about your lack of self esteem?
I did
>You can take help from some psychologists,
I did, she helped me stand up on my feet and escaped neetdom and more
>then start flirting with women
Thanks to her help I had my first dates of my life(dinner, drink, cinema) with women during the last 3 years (they ended up ghosting me bad though)
>in online dating platforms
No idea how
>and then you are ready for flirting with women in bar's,
I have no idea how to drink alone without spilling drink on me
>not club's - club's are maybe too difficult for ya.
Clubs are a mystery to me, who goes there?
>Also, start with muscle training and vitamin capsules, you will look much more better andthis is pushing your self esteem to the top!
I really don't have time anymore due to work, I became a workaholic again because I am afraid of becoming a neet again which may be terminal for me
Nathaniel Cruz
You forgot the most important fourth step: No-fap.
Elijah Bennett
Kek
Luis Gray
You're telling me you don't have 30 minutes to do some fucking push-ups and pull ups everyday? You're a hopeless piece of shit indeed.
Jeremiah Young
Oliver Davis
Joshua Sanchez
Because Marley is a much better girl than ANY IRL girl and I love her
Nathaniel Garcia
Samuel Clark
Because women are a fucking hassle and ultimately are not worth the effort.
Caleb Walker
Levi Allen
Chase Hill
Fuck, you're right.
Matthew Green
Lies, lies, lies
Ryan Lee
John Baker
Hudson Cox
Mason Ortiz
Justin Adams
Whatever incel bitch, can't say I didn't try to help ya
Adam Flores
because thats me on the right
Ryder Edwards
John Kelly
Coz I'm gay
Chase Bennett
Nathaniel Smith
John Torres
Isaiah Richardson
Dominic Bailey
No time hunting for one, got to answer all those existentially important questions here.
Bentley Ward
Henry Adams
Ryan Ramirez
I'd kill him just to sniff Barbara's anus.
Caleb Walker
Kayden Clark
\ H E I L /
Logan Bennett
me2 metoo! 100% sip her pisss
Dylan Robinson
>because I don't enjoy tasting my vomit everytime we kiss
Nathaniel Ortiz
Anthony Nguyen
Jonathan Miller
Lucas Collins
Liam Cooper
Jayden King
Adrian Turner
Thomas Hill
Mostly (medicated) depression and mild to severe social phobia (depending on how hard the depression is hitting me that day). And it doesn't help that I haven't had a girlfriend since around 6th or 7th grade (I'm 32 now). I'm fine tho
Jackson Davis
Colton Martin
36yo virgin with a small cock still living with parents and too lazy to change. What woman will ever want me?
Jordan Perez
Kayden Moore
Because I really could care less about them I don't too have to text them and shit all the time I just want sex
Thomas Davis
Andrew Edwards
i had one but the bitch dumped me for stupid reasons
Thomas Cruz
Ryder Taylor
Parker Torres
Elijah King
Camden Bailey
Colton Martin
Luis Williams
Xavier Cook
Joshua Cooper
Spoken like a true incel. Why are you such an entitled pathetic loser?
Noah Evans
Xavier Murphy
Ian Myers
Blake Harris
and this is why you abstain from beating your meat. So that you don't end up like this guy. Texting is a small fucking effort.
James Harris
but he's right
Daniel Kelly
how so?
Lucas Nguyen
op my wife is a faggot!
Matthew Ward
i have 69
Nathaniel Roberts
>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
give me just 1 good reason why i should?
Landon Bennett
sex
Eli Murphy
but what if i get #mrtooed?
Julian Nguyen
Stop beating your meat and find out the reason loser
Ayden Martinez
you def a homosexual...neck!
Benjamin Lee
you sound like that jew faggot varg
Alexander Campbell
why don't you?
Wyatt Morgan
Bro, I'm in Norway about to go to the old Helvete store and buy me some Burzum merch. I wasn't even aware that that genius shared the same opinion on this matter, but he's right. And you nerds are just too addicted to nutting in ur own pathetic hand to actually find out.
James Stewart
i hope you busted that cunt's nose real good!
Lincoln Cooper
Nah my gf got a pretty pussy. I'm done sharing my wisdom with you faggot NPC's though, can't even resist the small fucking urge to beat ur meat for longer than a day.
Luke Johnson
>Bro, I'm in Norway
timestamp or gtfo
Hudson Price
How tf am I supposed to prove that now? It's nearly midnight.
Kevin Myers
Social anxiety & being "that weird guy that's really funny but I would never fuck him" for as long as I can remember made sure I never scored or even tried that much. Now it's fear or being mocked/never being good enough since i'm way too old to still be a virgin with the potential girl i'll get.
TBH I just made peace with the fact that it's not for me. I relieve sexual tension with porn and I'm cool with it. I'm loving my job, I have friends and money for my hobbies, I'm really not that concerned anymore. Life is still good.
Jordan Flores
take a snap of the moon and snow
William Ross
Image limit has been reached. Also it's summer so theres no fucking snow. So anyways Varg is a musical genius. He was right to fucking kill Euronymous. He has never been wrong, except for his views on race, but that is the only exception. He is most definitely right about the benefits of no-fap. Now go try it out and come and find me in a month when you've finished your transformation from basement dwelling incel faggot to chad pussy acquirer.
Jordan Morris
go to sleep andrew anglin
Justin Lewis
all females are pure evil
what they have between their legs is yucky
Owen Young
Go nut in your hand again and again and again and again until you turn into dust, Brazilian Boy whom died of a heart attack after cumming too much.
Robert Hill
etika yourself
also the GoldenOne is the most massive homosexual in all of history
Matthew Nelson
>Because worthless women are a fucking hassle and ultimately are not worth the effort.
ftfy
A good woman is worth the effort. They're just becoming harder to find in the femininized, first-world nations
Adam Cox
This is why we date middle-eastern women :)
Cameron Scott
You're making no sense faggy
Tyler Robinson
marcus the golden1 lets niggers fuck him in his jew butthole
Jordan Hughes
Because I have a fiance
Oliver Rodriguez
lying piece of shit
show us her tits or you are banned from 4chins 4ever
Owen Martin
noap, you'll never see her or her tits
Henry Wright
Bet. Just like you faggot. All that testosterone you blew into ur tissues, u must love getting fucked in that twink ass
Ayden Hughes
how much you want to bet?
we are sniffing her panties right now....
expose her clit now!
Tyler Phillips
what kind of panties does she wear?
Levi Robinson
because all females need the day of the rope
Michael Peterson
pink with many skid marks
Gabriel Martin
Because the previous one broke up with me 2 years ago. Because of legal shit going on my lawyer says he doesn't want me using Tinder or any dating apps... SOOOOO being social and finding women is fucking hard...
Jordan Rodriguez
they have aids?