My family just found the panties I stole. They haven't said anything, but they were folded on top of my laundry...

Fucking kek

I would say just tell them you stole it from a friends dresser because I used to do that but I know that would probably be an impossible scenario for you. So just tell them you bought it online to masturbate with, which honestly is probably a lot better since I'm assuming you were wearing them like a fag.

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Fucking hell that's funny. How'd that work out for you?

post ass in panties faggot

post panties OP

this.

She just stopped and we both looked at eachother for a couple of seconds. Most awkward situation I have ever been in. My boner never went away this fast. She clearly wanted to take the panties away from me but hesitated to come closer lol, like I would actually try to rape her if she did. She just said I should leave now and I kinda argued that she shouldnt leave her dirty underwear in plain sight when she has guys over because every guy does that shit. Kinda calmed her down a little and she still talks to me but the conversations are always cold and she seems not to be interested in me at all. I fucked up kek

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>post panties OP
this thread is worthless without pics.

reminds me of the day a roommate smelled my shitstained underwear after me and female roommate wanted to mess with him.

tell me more about that

In 2019, wearing women panties is more embarrassing then sniffing them for masturbation

I think the embarrassment lies in using/smelling someone's panties without their consent, so whichever you don't have consent to is worse.

If you have consent to both (or like, they're your own panties), then sniffing is less embarrassing I guess, yeah.

Please elaborate

tell them a friend girl left them after changing and you wanted to return them

It happened to me, let me tell you it feels fucking awful but you're probably never going to talk about it again
so you good nigga

>have 2 roommates
>1 male 1 female
>the dude is pervert cringy douche, you know the typical virgin tough guy who acts like he gets 10 pussy a day and can get it anytime he wants, but doesn`t even know where the clit is
>always tries to act alpha and hit on girl
> always talks about sex and fetishes
>because of this he doesnt get befriended and close with roommates, a third wheel after just 2 weeks
>mentions panty fetish
>girl wants to prank him
>prank is leave a shit stained panty in the bathroom that is not hers
>i dont like the dude so i decide why not
>She buys me a panty
>wear it for 1 week, scratch asshole and balls hard so the taint and smell really get in it.
>i had jock itch that week so the smell is extra musty
>put it behind the laundry basket in such way that it looks like she would have dropped it there and forgot about it
>next day we have visitors, douche also in room
>we put up movie, silent calm scene
>out of nowhere hear choking noises coughing noises gagging noises and hear someone yell what the fuck
>me and she burst out in laughter, visitors don`t know the fuck happened
>douche doesnt like what happened

confess your love of big black juicy cock to your parents

to add on that, i bet he inhaled it so hard he could taste my balls and ass

tell them they're from your art teacher and she came to show you her unshaved pantsu

a rookie mistake on his part lol. You always take a little whiff first to make sure its not actually disgusting

Pidt pic of her

this is BETTER than deepnude

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Holy shit fr? I would too

>you don't wanna know
That just sounds like you're cross dressing

This