Legitimate oldfag here, AMA

Legitimate oldfag here, AMA

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what phone did you take this picture with?

A shit Huawei that I have

model number

Why?

You look like you smell like shit

I know, but I'm showered

what do u do for a living? did?

does anything affect you?
how powerful are you?

Please go away.

Tits or gtfo

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Computer repair technician

Why didn't you bring me any presents last year?

I have a worrying health condition that affects my mentality I guess but other than that I'm pretty chill
I am not very powerful

You acted like a little faggot all year bro

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do you do drugs?

lol @ newfags taking the bait

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I can timestamp if you're in denial

>oldfag
>no timestamp
Tits + stamp or gtfo old man.

Sometimes yeah, not done anything for a while except alcohol and weed though

TITS OR GTFO OP

Sorry my camera sucks dick

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you look high as fuck

Lmao I'm not, just old

Are you gay or bi?

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Alright OP.
What age range are you
Ex. 60-65, 65-70, 50-60

I'm not gay, traps are though

60-65

Traps are not gay. For an oldfag you don't possess much wisdom

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Any children? Grandchildren?

What do you think about trap threads?

Nah no kids, really couldn't be fucked with them. It's a lot of work to raise kids and they do my fucking head in

Gay

:O they are the best part of Yea Forums

You melt my heart grandpa

kek, faggot

What are your views on the current political climate. No meming, id like pure, honest opinions

Thanks Yea Forumsro!

how many faceapp filters did it take to get your face?

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Never said I wasn't
I love posting on trap threads

Show me your triforce please

I leaned pretty left wing until around 2016, but the left have become so retarded.I can't stand all the "Ugh, white men" manspreading horseshit. Trump was cool until he started sucking Israel's dick.

give me your best advice, daddy-o

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Kek, if only

how do you speak with such wisdom like even before the time stamp I can tell that you’re old. like how can I skip the getting old part and just be wise right now. I suppose it’s just experience right?

Never learned to triforce. Dunno if it's even possible now, nobody does it right anymore

What is your life advice to youngfags?

Wear sunscreen

How long have you been here

I guess so, I really don't feel like I've ever, ever matured though. I mean, I use fucking Yea Forums
Don't care so much about everything. Caring about anything is gay.
I actually am not even sure. 5-8 years

Wtf he looks like the chick who convinced my ex gf to do porn

Plot twist: a guy with tits convinced your ex gf to do porn

Do you still fap?

I love u grandpa, you look like a wizard

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Hell yeah my dude! I guess I'm incredibly lucky in that regard, probably don't have much fapping time left

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Thanks my dude!

What is your biggest regret?

Hey what’s up Grandpa! What are three of your favorite songs? Have a great day you sexy fuck!

>thinks oldfag refers to your age
confirmed newfag.

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Probably not being more care free, nothing really matters all that much and the vast majority of faggots don't end up as successful as they wish they want to be

Fuck man that's tough, I don't have 3 favourite songs. That's so fucking specific. Been listening to a lot of death metal recently and spending a lot of time on Yea Forumsmetal/
shut up faggot

kys, cancerfag. gtfo of here you dirty whore cunt.

Ah interesting. What do/did you do for work?

Nigger just give a few favorite bands. It’s for science!

Dildo Inspector

Am I on the nice list this year?

good thread op, keep it going. any advice for dealing with breakups? i know the whole "dont give a fuck" bullshit, but idk man, i guess i really cared about her?

REO, Backstreet Boys, Phish

I was a computer repair technician.
Simon and Garfunkel, System of a Down, Pink Floyd, Electric Wizard, The Smiths,
Nope, you spent too much time fapping to traps
Just know you'll eventually meet someone else who will make you forget all about her. Obviously you can't "just not give a fuck", it fucking hurts. Yea Forumsro.. Just try getting interested in other girls

Saddest thing to ever happen to you?

What is the best & worst part about getting old.

Probably an old girlfriend cheating on me
The two things that generally make a person the most depressed is someone they love fucking someone else or someone they love dying
I don't have any sort of health problems due to being old yet so I guess just vanity, would be cool to look young again. Also I guess knowing you're closer to death is pretty shitty.

Follow up questions: what do you think happens when we die? Should we be scared?

hello old fella
how do i stop fucking up my life?thanks in advance.

I dunno if we SHOULD BE, but I fucking am. I've always been scared of death. I'm not ready to reject the idea of life after death but it's probably an eternity of nothingness
Depends on how you're fucking it up I guess. Probably seek help from someone

he's using the faceswap app to make himself look older.

Lmao if only

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Im about 10 years younger then OP and I can answer that.... Everything starts to fucking hurt man. Ive busted my ass to provide a decent life for the wife and kids and it has beat my ass over time. I eat Hydro like tic tacs just to function semi normally and still do my job.

That sounds about right

I asked the question. I’m 41 with 3 young kids... fucking exhausting

Nice filter you got going on there “old timer”

Doesn't look like a filter to me

I fucking wish. And I doubt Snapchat filters and shit can reduce your fucking hairline

To Oldfags, why are you still here? what is so great about Yea Forums or Yea Forums that you waste your irl time to surfing on this site?

Does your dick still get hard?

I guess because I like to communicate with randoms online and reddit is a cesspit
It actually does but I'm insanely lucky and I doubt it will for much longer

Are you Baz Luhrmann?

We're about the same age.
I don't have kids either.
Why are you on Yea Forums? I'm here because it's such a different reality from my own - it's educational - and the anonymity affords an interesting freedom.

Oh. Nevermind.

Wow that's literally what I was quoting. Nice job noticing references user
Yea Forums us entertaining and hilarious. Yea Forums is an infinitely better place to talk to anons than fucking Reddit. I also used 8ch before it died

since you're 60~, what is your life goal? what make you want to wake up every day? and life without a child or a wife seem lonely idk

how many mass shootings have you committed, boomerfag?

I have many friends and a long term girlfriend. I'm gonna spend the rest of my life having a laugh. I'm also excited for Classic WoW and Pokemon Sword and Shield coming out later this year

On occasion you run into (a) some interesting discussions or (b) some really funny shit.

Also traps

Is this that pathetic fat slob who complains about being ugly and sad, but with an old face filter?

I shoot mass amounts of baby gravy all over your mums tits you little faggot

How old’s your girlfriend?

Huh. Never tried Reddit. A vanpool mate recently recommended it highly. She's no dipshit, and her hubby's a whitehat employed to evaluate security, and uses it too. So not some idiotic referral.

58, almost 4 years youger than I am
I mean, you might like it. It's just too normie and mainstream for me

clasic wow hype is gonna come to a entire standstill considering blizzard cant dedicate more than 8 servers for europe. 8 more days, oldfriend!

Kek! I kinda wondered too.
But I don't think so.

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>snapchat filters
yeah... haha sup old fag

Yeah I highly doubt anyone's gonna be able to actually log in day of release, It's probably gonna be a fucking shit show

>It's just too normie and mainstream
Yeah - different purpose entirely.

you look really fat and sweaty. you should do something about that.

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Really like, how Baz was showing his respect for Aborigines in Australia, bro.

Ok OP , how were the 1960-1980s

How big is your Masha folder

Like 3 terabyte.

You look like a sex offender.

Kek I'm passed the point in my life of being vain
Was too young in the 60s to comment to be honest, 80s-90s was fun for nightlife

>Legitimate oldfag
>doesn't know what 'oldfag' means
you complete retard. you shouldn't even be using technology, you fat nigger. you don't even know how it works.

>I'm passed the point in my life of being vain
that's obvious, but you could at least try to look human.

Stay mad faggot

how many chins do you have under that beard, fatass?

Did you go to ‘Nam?

It's my age, Yea Forumsros

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activision fucked blizzard, and theyre gonna bury themselves together with every single dev they own :/

I'm not that old
I know, it really depresses me.. But I still have hope

nope. you're just fat and ugly, you lazy cunt.

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>thinking you might look that good at that age
Lol, keep dreaming

im calling bs

you look like a melted ice cream with hair on it.

When are you going to finish writing the Game of Thrones books?

why did you rape so many kids? you sick fuck.

This made me kek
Stop samefagging

why don't you answer my question? fucking pedo.

why are you lookin like you just busted a nut on a little kids head?

You never played WoW, why the hell are you saying kek?

How olod are you

do a timeline of your experience on Yea Forums

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bumpinooo

Because that's your obsessive fantasy, and you're uncontrollably delusional.

>Traps are not gay. For an oldfag you don't possess much wisdom
Fuck off to /fag/ u fucking newfag that ruins boards.

>>thinks oldfag refers to your age
>confirmed newfag.
He never said he referred to his age only. Learn to read nd think.

u look like an old Haley Joel Osment

How do you plan on giving back to the world? What is your contribution to society?

this

moar like
>Haley Joel Basement

Jesus fuck! You are the most astonishing old man I have ever encountered. It's like you haven't age a day since you were 13.

does your penis still work?

why havent you resorted to drinking adrenalin indfused childblood, the only confirmed way to staying young and fit. why!?

Trump was only ever cool to the mental and people with the maturity of a teenager

post pictures of your nieces, or daughters.

did you die of old age while answering anything?

Post your cock

can you pee in your own mouth

this is why we cant have nice things.

"oldfag" does not mean "an old faggot" you stupid twat

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Are you sure you are still alive?

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