Hey b, I have this (good) friend that I know quite a while now...

Send her a pic of you wearing a bikini first and ask what she thinks

hahaha good luck. Won't happen kid. Maybe if you succeed in life she'll find you attractive and send you a picture herself. But asking for it is always a failure

hard to not sound like a creep when you're a fucking creep.

he's probably some fat gamer dude. She'll gross out

>ask Yea Forums on how not to be a creep

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So you want to deep nude her

>claim she's a good friend
>claim she lives near the beach
>but can't figure out how to get her in bikini
are you retarded or just a layer?

that's the end goal

no the end goal is to fap

Lol no in fact I'm fit
I already said people need to stop projecting

with good friend he probably meant someone he's hardly spoken with a vaguely knows.

than ask her out for god sake. Have some fun together and take some pics yourself. If you're fun enough you might end up fucking her. Fuck why is life so difficult for teens today. Get out of your house and away from your phone for once.

I dont live near the beach, shes a good friend but i only see her couple times a year when on vacation. She had instagram and all but i just want a pic from her
Again with the projecting. But then again i am on Yea Forums i guess its normal
I will in 2 weeks, as i said im nowhere near her

user there's no way of doing this in a non creepy way unless she messages you something about getting a new bathing suit. Why don't you go visit her and see her in person

CALM DOWN. don't act so autistic. It's only internet

Send her a pic of you with trunks at the beach (like a really good shot, maybe with a sunset or something) with a smug expression then say something like "beat that"

>be OP
>see some girl on IG
>send her messages
>she replies
>"she likes me!!! *squeal*"
>Yea Forums, how can I get bikini pics so I can get deep nudes
>fuck it, I'll just buy a plane ticket and surprise her
this is not going to end well

"Cool it sounds great send some pics"

How does it feel to be a fat basement-dweller?

I wouldn't know, I live in an apartment and only weigh 150lbs

Here's what you do.

>Get some friends (and this might be the biggest hurdle to the plan)
>book a trip/event/activity that is in proximity to an area needing beach wear - mardi-gras, water park, beach
>Concoct a reason for her to go, without sounding creepy (or just plain ask her if you're such good friends)
>Enjoy the day out
>suggest a group shot
>??????
>profit

This will probably work if your actual friends with her. Expect the tonnes of random bullshit but just comment shit like "wow" "looks amazing" " I must go there sometime" etc. Eventually she'll be at the beach drinking a cocktail or some shit and send one.

Jesus christ.

>good friend that i know quite a while
Straight up ask: "Can you send me a bikini pic? I want to fap."

Wait for her to mention a new swimsuit and then ask her what it looks like. You’ll either get:
A. A pic of her wearing it.
B. A pic of it on the bed.

From there you can know what your chances with her, are...

and how ofter does a girl mention to a guy that she has a new bikini. No girl does that unless she already decided that she wants to send him a picture of herself in a bikini. Girls know what guys will ask

you should spend more time gaming, watching anime and drinking energy drinks. Girls find this super attractive and send you nudes all the time. Oh and post memes as fanatically as you can.

You’re probably right.

I’ve fought my way out of a few friendzones (with alcohol) but I’ve been out of the game for years at this point.