I got a dirty greasy hangover buds, how do I get rid of this horse shit?

puke, drink, puke again, drink water, eat easy digestable food and take vitamins. You need to drink water full of minerals

>buy can of coke
>put into saucepan
>but on stove until boiling
>pour into cup
>drink bevarage as hot as you can
>????
>Profit

This actually works, irish people taught me.

do you guys actually like drinking alcohol?

i got a bottle to try it for the first time in my life recently, it just burned like hell and made me feel kind of sick. legitimately don't understand how anyone can like it

please explain the difference between boiling coke and cold coke

remember all the regrets of your evening, and stew on them. In your briefs. All day

about 150 degrees i'd say, 95 if you're not from murrika

Take some Midol. Actually works wonders for hangovers

Kratom if you can find some

I have only ever had one hangover, the first time I drank a lot of whiskey, since that day I'm immune to all hangover effects except cotton mouth but I got the best results from Orange Juice

It doesn't do that to people who aren't pussies

>Replacing your hangover with speel deficiency

Pedialyte

>do you guys actually like drinking alcohol?
No. It's been the most commonly used drug in the world for the entire documented history of man because ... wait for it...... people dislike it.

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Multivitamin, buttered toast, liquid I.V water. Gone within the hour guaranteed

coffee if you got shit to do today or more booze if you dont

you're just a weiner

Eggs bacon loads of toast or hashbrowns or biscuits and gravy one of those big bottles of body armor or just straight coconut water and 2 to 3 excedrines

IV saline works fucking wonders but that's next level. If you're going that route also get one these pic related bastards. With that combo your hangover will be gone in 15 minutes.

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Aspirin and lots of water

drink more, like im doing now. not enough to get drunk but just enough to kill the hangover. then sleep it of. this habit is also the first step of becoming a full blown alcoholic so be careful.

lmao pussy

well good for you. super helpful. why do people like you always have to chime in on something you have no clue about. fucking idiot

Faggot that doesn't god damned work. Drink an actual amount of alcohol and then talk

McDonalds breakfast with a giant sprite. Lots of ice. Advil. Go to bed.

I hate myself so fucking much that this is all I want.

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Before bed drink a medeum size jug of gatorade. it'll hit your liver and replenish electrlights. Used it after big nights of whiskey and it works!

If you wake up and didn't plan ahead...
have a shot or two if you drank hard liquor the night before, or some beers in the morning. It'll get rid of it and while you're having breakfast, etc it'll go away.

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This right here. Get the unflavored version so it doesn't potentially irritate your stomach any further and grab some lightly salted crackers. I usually eat some crackers, pop some Aleve, and wash it all down with Pedialyte.

I slam a big boi cup of water and kill 7 multivitamins.
>Water= rehydrate
>vitamins=replace all the nutrients I've been pissing away from drinking

It won't help you 100%, but it'll significantly reduce the next morning.
That morning it's either pound a few beers, or take headache medicine and down it with some of that rehab monster.

Also, replacing water with pedialyte is God tier planning.
Pedialyte will erase all but the most severe hangovers in 30 minutes or less.

As 365 nights a year alcoholic this doesn't work, it just makes you throw up from the taste.
CBD tea does it for me. Strengthens the high (use it enough, stomach acid breaks it into THC).
Otherwise it's hair of the dog are suffer through it, pussy.

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Pickle juice works for me.

Propranolol and a bit of Valium

just order some of Trudeau's government weed

take excedrin before bed
drink a carbonated beverage when you wake up
take a shit and smoke some weed
jerk off

in that order, and then pound water or pedialyte

But it does work chucklefuck, I tend to drink the equivalent of half a litre of spirit + on a night out and can confirm this does work - although you do need to supplement it with electrolytes and a good chunk of protein (Turkey is ideal due to the amino acid content, e.g. high tryptophan)
No, I'm not a hopeless alcoholic so I couldn't tell you if it works consistently for 1 litre + amounts but if you're drinking that much you got bigger problems than a hangover ennit?

Greasy cheesy food and some motrin

lemon wedges in your armpits

Bro just flat coke works as well
Same deal with pickle juice (although pickle juice works far better) coke's nutritional content is weird as fuck so good supp of electrolytes

>take excedrin before bed
how do you suggest op does this? I'm assuming there are no time machines available

Rah shit yeah saline pack would fix electrolytes and oxygen will degrade the radicals rapid and fix up the lowered O2 content

Greesy breakfast food. Bacon, sausage, hashbrowns. Oil coats tummy, makes it feel better. Then a warm shower beer, shower should be as hot as you can handle. The beer goes down easer if its room temperature. One or 2 will help ALOT. Like get rid of the hangover compleatly

Drink an entire Pedialyte