How do you deal with morning wood?
How do you deal with morning wood?
Jaxson Young
Jack Bell
I usually shoot my dick with a .44 magnum to reduce the wood, doesn’t always work and has a few drawbacks
Evan Reed
Speed holes are a good thing.
Carson Parker
That pic looked like a kkk member with a hard on
Joseph Young
try fapping
Hunter Torres
I used to use the same gun a couple years ago, but the problem is you’re going to leave a fair amount of bulletholes and kinda ruins the aesthetics, i game up with a better solution involving a chainsaw
Jacob Smith
Jack it or wait.. that's what I do anyway
Jace Ortiz
The most effective way is to kill yourself. You'll never have a morning wood again
Isaiah Cox
i only get it when i take something to help me sleep
Jaxon Howard
cold shower
Camden Bailey
imagine what 44 magnum would do to a woman's pussy
Mason Perry
I jerk off
Leo Watson
When your peepee gets hard, you had bad thoughts.
Don't lie.
Why do you think these disgusting thoughts? Pervert.
Bentley Taylor
My gf does
Isaac Green
Not much... I just strain
Michael Rivera
My solution is to open the laptop and stroke it to something like this, then get up and get on with my day.
Evan Bennett
Elijah Roberts
Jealous
Kayden Sanders
It's great, I love to watch Natalie being forced to sniff that big, round booty.
Nathan Foster
Only sensible answer possible.
Depends if you have enough time before you have to go.
William Phillips
That looks painful man.
Parker Smith
i wish i was her
Ayden Nelson
Agreed. I would love to bury my face in a girl's fat ass and take a good, long whiff while I jerk it. That's the patrician way to get rid of morning wood.
Daniel Nelson
Just roll with it. Maintain it throughout the day to assert dominance over the weaker betas and show confidence and breeding potential to the opposite sex.
Jace Baker
sauce?
Jaxon Cooper
1. Shwack it out
2. Get the old lady to take it for a ride
3. Take out the 'garbage' and get BJ from horny cougar neighbour
Thomas Hall
imagine how stinky and smelly her ass is in the morning
Hunter Peterson
In order to reduce the terrifying magnitude of my reality-tearing erection, I merely remind myself of the holographic nature of this contrived, artificial universe, and that any descent into hedonism is a mere distraction from the reality behind the existential curtain
Jayden Collins
you can't have morning wood if there is no morning
destroy the sun
Grayson Perez
I'd need to bury my face in it to find out, but I bet it's great.
Ayden Garcia
Fuck my girlfriend. If she's already gone to work, rail my stepdaughter before school.
Jason Perez
Dismemberment
John Murphy
Ask your whore mom
Josiah Wilson
There’s only one way to beat it.
Ayden Myers
I don't.
I just lay there till it fucks off.
Landon Watson
It usually goes away right after I pee
Christopher Flores
hi there Mr Eastwood
Luke Turner
My wife blows me