I'm bored and drunk
Somewhere come talk to me
Ask anything
Fuck if I care
Just come chat man
Or woman I ain't fucking picky
I'm bored and drunk
Evan Cruz
Alexander Jenkins
When’s the last time you pooped? Answer honestly
Lincoln Thompson
Hard pass.
Jack Hill
I'm not sure
Probably today?
I wasn't really paying attention
William Gomez
Is that you or are you just baiting
Kevin Hill
Tits or gtfo
Brayden Peterson
Fuck sup OP? I'm tying like 3 if right now son. Do you live alone, with gf/bf, parents what?
Let's keep this fucking thread alive, I'm too drunk to give a shit about 95% of the other threads.
Samuel Gray
>is that you
Are you literally retarded
I don't have any personnally but here's some other slut's
I live alone
I don't got a lot in my life t b h f a m
Isaiah Russell
It's porn you fucking n00b. Get. A. Fucking. Life.
Kevin Hernandez
Breh I feel ya, booze helps but keep a sharp eye out. Errybodys got they calling. I'll be a dad soon, who the fuck knew?
Brayden Rogers
I'd trade you in a heartbeat man
It's been so long I don't even remember what pussy feels like
And I think I'd be a good dad
Especially for a girl
I just want a teenage daughter i can spoil
Caleb Sullivan
I'm making a run for the drinks cabinet for some vodka, can I get anybody anything?
Evan Ward
Fuck I forgot that chicks name, does any user know, or will I have to go on a scavenger hunt later
Michael Sanders
Kayla Lowden or something like that. I think she went by a few names in the few vids she did.
Julian Phillips
You seem like a good fella, how old are you? I'm 29, it's never too late homie.
Jacob Morris
>scavenger nut
Bust them balls nigga.
Jason Rodriguez
I could probably remember sober but I forget drunk
She only ever did like two videos though it's a fuggin tragedy she's so hot
I think that's right
I'm 29 too
I got nothing lookin' like a future though
Parker Young
Yeah lowden was the name I remember her mainly as, thanks fam
Lincoln Bell
That's alright my dude. I spent 16‐27 in my broke mom's basement, mega virgin shut in, and out of the fucking blue I'm married, looking at a house, and expecting. What a rush. It will happen, just do the right thing. Patience young grasshopper.
John White
What is your favorite film?
William Morris
Sorry OP, on a less serious note. What you drinking man?
Grayson Thompson
DICKS EVERYWHERE
Jordan Cruz
Bumping my ass off.
Josiah Brooks
Fireball and pineapple juice
Good question
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas?
Brody Sanchez
Better question, what are you listening to? Also pour one for me mate.
Kayden Flores
Not listening to anything
Watching Arrested Development
The new seasons are pretty shitty but I like Maeby
Julian Nelson
Dude stop watching shitty tv, sorry. Music is so much better while drunk
Bump while drunk. Can anybody join me? Bump this shit niggas. Smoke em if you got you got em.
Grayson Barnes
OP. Some deep shit. How do you view yourself? What are your daily thoughts? What do you think your life and where you're at?
I'm genuinely curious. This is why I like Yea Forums, you can say, nearly, anything and it's user, nobody but us user fucks know. I'm like a fucking cat.
Gabriel Long
If not, whatever dog. No problezzle.
Bentley Hughes
I'm gonna bump this fucker till it's gone. Orange cars? Orange cars it is.
David Perry
Keeping this at the top.
Jeremiah Allen
I'm the OP's stalwart defender.
Justin Brown
I'm going to roll a J, brb. OP it would be nice to hear from you.
Joshua Wilson
Whatever. I'm gonna remain.
Brody Brown
Talking to myself is endlessly entertaining.
Daniel King
feels so fucking bad man
Lucas Phillips
What feels bad mang? Talk to me bud, I'm here for anybody in this thread or board.
Levi Hernandez
Y’all the same age guy
Dylan Cook
I'm all for shitposting, done my share, but I'm being real in this particular thread.
Alexander Harris
I can't put the bong down, i have zero friends and every cent i earn at work i waste on weed but fuck i did this to myself
Zachary Morales
and i walked out of my job twice in a row last week and tomorrow i'm going back
Jace Watson
I feel you man. I first smoked at 22 fucking hooked, badly. Smoked with the losers of losers. Shut up, my mom "kicked" me out twice, spent a couple shitty months at my shitty friends, God awful. Dealing ain't as bad as smoking. Took me back, broke as joke, after begging in my knees. Got a decent temp job (a few tries), only smoked after work, worked on myself. Busted ass for a couple years, paying mom's rent, ran into a chick at work blah blah now where having a child, still smoking.
Apply yourself a little harder and you might just make it. I don't believe in luck.
Ethan Ross
brittney taylor too
Charles Edwards
...
Michael Wilson
still drinking fireball?