Sex stories anyone??

Go for it user

Andy Sixx is so fucking hot that I just wanna suck a log of shit out of his asshole and use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck my pussy with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize my egg cells and impregnate me with a retarded human shit baby and then I want to suck on its rock hard retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby cock until it cant take it anymore and then shoots out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over my mouth and then i want to spit out thebretarded human shit baby cum out and then use the retarded human shit baby cum as lubricant to finger my ass hole with. God andy sixx is so fucking hot

i cheated on this girl

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with this girl
did i upgrade or dwongrade?

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Keep going

Holy shit

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Good man, it's much harder for males to cheat in their females than females to cheat on their males. Because of that, you did the right thing to take the opportunity.

Wtf

"Upgrading" or "downgrading" doesn't matter. All that matters is you spread your seed further.

upgraded for sure, white is right

do you want more? It wasn't a bad experience lol

And you didn't report it to the police?

I was seven and a retard

and not a snitch lol

how about you post a pic with timestamp

they both white

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this isn't a porn thread. It's a sex stories thread

yes.

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>be me
>ex texts me saying how have I been
>tell her the same old
>asks if we can meet and say sure
>meet back at my place
>catch up with each other
> i don’t know why the fuck I laid down
>lays down next to me and we start to kiss
>she leads me to my own fucking bedroom and she tells me to turn around or look away
>she says she’s ready
>me wrapping my shit up and uncovering my blankets
>harderthantitanium.jpeg
>proceed to go up in her
Fucked her a few more times but I didn’t last long after

Tell us more of the story then

a selfie to prove you're a female and not a neckbeard roleplaying isnt porn

alright

>go back next week
>same shit same day
>continues for 2 or 3 more weeks
>tells me he'll drop another $10 if I take off my panties
>feel kind of weird
>offers $15
>accept
>takes more photos
>tells me to sit on his couch and spread my legs out
>ok
>more photos
>clothes on
>go home
>repeat for about a month
>start to get used to and look forward to it
(can you blame me it's free money)
>one day asks if I ever touch it?
>no?
>tells me to put a finger in it
>ok?
>feels kind of good
>takes more pictures
>tells me to move my finger in and out
>feels even better
>keeps taking photos
>feel tingly
>feel tired
>takes one more photo
>go home

again, more if there's interest

Continue user

Let’s get some tits while you’re at it

yes sir

>continue as usual for a few weeks
>masturbate for him, take the money go home
>one day asks if I mind if he gets naked.
>ok
>strips down
>uncircumscribed, 5 or 6 inches boner popping out, maybe 5 inches around, HUGE balls too
>keeps taking photos, but starts touching himself a little
>notices me looking
>do you want to touch it?
>ok
>sits next to me
>tells me to just hold it
>my tiny hand can't make it all the way around
>tells me to use both hands
>ok
>we just sit there for a few seconds
>pull on it a little
>ok
>tells me to keep going
>never cums
>that's good for now
>go home

just going to keep posting more since there's interest

How old are you now?

>25 yo me with 23 yo gf
>drunk as fuck at 4 am, going to sleep
>passing by ex's dorm, get horny
>grab her and start making out furiously while thinking about ex
>kinda sad really
>unbutton her pants and start fingering her
>we are in the street literally leaning against ex's dorm
>she gets turned on and says she wants it in the ass
>proceed to spit on own cock to lubricate it like a drunk horny idiot
>her game is spot on, but ass is tight as fuck
>after a very short time she says it hurts
>I take it out, she drops to her knees and blows me
>cum in her mouth in like five seconds
>smiles sweetly but spits out cum
>kiss
>taste her ass in her mouth
>lifeisgood.jpg

>next time I come over he tells me he wants to touch my vagina
>I guess
>strip down
>sit on couch
>he kneels on the ground in front of me
>extends his middle finger and slowly begins to shove it in and out of me
>maybe it's because I was a kid but FUCK it felt incredible
>let out a little moan
>makes him go faster
>orgasm
>go home
>next week, same thing but he grabs my mosquito bite nips
>orgasm
>go home
>next time he says he wants to touch it a little differently
>tells me to close my eyes
>starts licking me
>I don't mean just my vagina either. He licks my thighs and public hair area (if there were public hair)
>finally hits my clit
>orgasm
>get ready to leave but asks me to stay
>tells me he wants me to do the same thing but on his penis
>ok
>he holds his dick and I lick it
>tastes salty
>when can I stop?
>when I tell you to
>keep going
>he moans a lot
>feel it pulse
>he cums
>mostly on himself, but gets some on my hair
>eww
>he realizes what he did
>panics
>washes my hair, gets all the cum out
>go home

still more

36

yes please

keep counting about your crusade

>be me
>standard college hookup, he takes me to me dorm, we start grinding
>I make him jizz all over his own chest just grinding
>I tell him he can clean up with a few of my expensive paper towels I use for oil painting
>he grabs like 20
>20 is apparently a few now
>he’s gonna leave then
>excuse me don’t I get to come?
>”oh you didn’t come”
>you were literally here, watching me not fucking come
> starts rubbing my slit, I’m getting into it
>adds more fingers
>oh no
>starts straight up punching me in the box
>I have a fucking rockem sock em cunt now I guess
>please fucking stop
>please leave
>I’m begging you
>he leaves all smug
>I still haven’t come
>he’s still been right here the whole time, watching me not come
>”I’ll call you user”
>doesn’t call me
>I don’t want him to call me
>I didn’t know my roommate was in the dorm until her boyfriend texted me
>”wow”
>literally didn’t know you were here dude
>feels badman
>this fuckboi gave me mono
>feels worseman
>doctor gave me the wrong antibiotics to treat the mono
>ended up accidentally giving mono to the next guy I dated
>also accidentally missed an exam bc I had mono for a month
>fuck you devin

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How long did this go on for?

Oh and continue obviously..

>mononucleosis is a viral infection
>obvious neckbeard is obvious
>fake and gay

>sage in all fields

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I got mono somehow, and I was told you get it from kissing

100% fiction (virgin neckbeard detected)

moar!!!

It’s also not a bacterial infection...

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Man sorry I can’t write a true story like the child porn ur getting from the other user. If only I could just write something factual like that...

No that was bullshit too, I'm not into that kiddie shit, but you tried oh so hard to make yours relatable, it's bollocks.

I genuinely dunno what to tell you dude. A man punched my box. That really happened...

mom probably suspected something looking back since I would be gone for another hour past my regular paper route, but it was a borderline slum so she didn't give a shit
>go back
>really starting to like this thing
>strip down
>says we'll do two new things
>ok!
>starts fingering me like normal
>starts sucking my nipples
>h e a v e n
>asks if he can do more
>YES
>stretch
>puts a second finger in
>not only fingering but is now moving them up and down
>uses other hand to pinch my other nipple
>asks if he can do something else crazy
>OK!
>open your mouth
>OK!
>starts licking my tongue
>feels gross at first but I start to like it
>tells me to lick his tongue like I did his penis
>French kissing is what tips me over and I cum
>can I get some water?
>ok, but come back you have to do something for me now
1/2

>chug it down and walk back, pussy still throbbing
>hey kid, from now on call me sir
>ok
>ok what?
>ok sir
>come here
>now I want you to do what I did to your nipple to my penis
>ok sir
>I fit my mouth over his dick with relative ease
>start to breathe in hard
>ok kid good start, now move your head up and down and spit on it?
>ok sir, but that's kind of gross
>it will taste better
>ok sir
>I keep going, only getting maybe 2 inches down
>it's enough for him though
>ok kid, I'm going to do something and it's going to feel like pee, but it's not so just swallow it
>ok sir
>keep going
>he cums in my mouth
>do as he says
>tastes... okay
>before I go he tells me to put fingers in my vagina when I'm at home when no one's around
>go home

2/2

more

keep yes

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> be me
> 20 (in 2015)
> with soon2b gf
> have to go home soon
> "user, we didnt even fuck today... how about a quicky?"
> no time to even put on a condom
> insert penoor into vagooner in a hurry, doggy style
> did not lick the vagooner or anything
> instantly feel an intense sting in my foreskin, as if it twisted a bit
> dont know what it is, i keep pushing into her
> blood starts dripping out of vagooner onto her pants that were barely shoved down to below her ass
> "why?... blood...? your period was 2 weeks ago?!"
> I pull out, she turns around
> "user... YOU are bleeding!!!!"
> Look at my dick
> Torn and mangled foreskin
> mfw I fucking Jewed myself!
> Instantly run to the shower
> Spend 30 minutes bleeding out until it's finally under control
> Call mom: "staying the night here ma"
> Mom: "Have fun user!"
> I could hear her smirk over the phone, if only she knew what happened that night.

> ffw 3.5 years later (now)
> foreskin healed, though with a scar

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So i’m not well endowed. Fully hard i’m a little under 4inches.

Fortunately my girlfriend is into sph. So we do that a lot when having sex. I’m pretty sure my neighbors have heard us a few times. But she’s been getting really into it.

She mainly wants to get her friend to join.

So she’s been slowly bringing up my size casually in convos with her. And the hottest thing happened the other day.

Yesterday she was giving me a handjob while talking to her friend on speakerphone. Her friend didn’t know that i was listening to them as they talked about their boyfriends. Her boyfriend is puerto rican and apparently huge so she was laughing when my gf was talking about how tiny i am. Her friend said she could’ve guessed...

I came so hard and i jizzed, my girlfriend kept making fun of my small cock on the phone with her. I got hard all over again.

Hopefully I’ll have more to follow soon

Why tf ur foreskin come off tho

I want to go to bed, so I'll make this short
>he fucked me in his room
>it hurt like hell
>I came back a few more times
>came back when I was a teen
>let him use my ass
>dumped his ass

the end

It didnt come off, there was a rip in it.
It happened cause she was extremely dry down there and I went all in at once (from tip to root in 1 thrust)

I took my ex’s virginity and then i felt bad after cheating on her, and I started to get into cuck porn so I thought to share her on craigslist to and find someone to hook up with her to even the playing field. We found a Dude with a huge dick who responded to her ad and we sexted for a month before we met him at a motel 8. She gave him head while I watched from underneath and ate her out and he cane too much too fast and she hates swallowing so she started pushing it out of her mouth onto her tits. At this time I had my eyes closed while I was eating her out and just starting getting her spit/his cum mixture all over my eyesbrows and in my nose. Took 20 minute later unto sex actually happened

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ok

back when I was 16 I was admitted to a residential psych facility for depression and suicidal ideation/tendencies. idk if you've ever been to a residential psych facility, but you don't really get much time to yourself - you share a room with 2-3 other people, your days are consumed by school/group sessions and bullshit activities and you can't spend much time in the shower or bathroom lest staff think you're in there trying to kill yourself. so it's pretty hard to jack off unless you try to be sneaky at night - which I knew better to attempt, thanks to my insomnia and light sleeping, got to listen to my roommates masturbate on more than one occasion. fuck that. better to be frustrated

12 days into my sojourn I had to be flown out for a medical appointment related to a congenital ortho condition for which I had to wear braces for years. part of the reason I had a FML attitude. anyway, the condition was rare enough that the specialist was out of state I was escorted by staff members to the airport and received by my mom upon arrival, who had traveled there ahead of time to arrange lodgings

between the cost of the res facility, airfare and specialists, staying at the hilton was out of the question. mom put us up in a knights inn in the crack whore part of town. the room consisted of a desk with a TV on it, a chair, a broken lazyboy type recliner and queen sized bed with an adjoining bathroom. the window looked out upon a thin strip of motel parking lot and the defunct warehouse/despair factory/whatever the fuck it was that loomed beyond it

the flight was late in the day. after we finished our mcdonalds and settled in for the night. to my surprise, I wasn't consigned to the floor or the broken recliner. my mom wore a faded oversized garfield tshirt that practically went down to her knees to bed while I wore a ren and stimpy shirt and boxers

at some time in the night I woke up to find that myself grinding my bare dick against the outside of my mom's thigh, my right leg hooked around her left. I'd humped her shirt up to bout her waist, apparently flopping my dick through the pee hole in my boxers in the process. I froze. in my horror, I decided the best thing to do would be to slowly unhook my leg and turn so that my back would be facing her instead. slowly, I withdrew my leg, wincing every time my thigh brushed against hers. it was at this time she made a sleepy hmmm and turned towards me, draping her arm over mine and pushing her opposite leg between my own, pressing my balls and shaft firmly against the top of her right thigh

her hair smelled so good. her skin was so warm and smooth. I could feel the swell of her beshirted breasts against my chest. my dick was so fucking hard and fuzzy with frustration. I couldn't help but start slowly sliding my prick up and down her thigh. it wasn't long before it became slick with dick slime, making the action even more pleasurable. my cock pressed against the juncture of her thigh and abdomen with every thrust. it felt so fucking good, I couldn't stop. after what felt like an eternity but was probably more like 90 seconds of this, she sighed. something about feeling the warmth of her breath on the hollow of my neck pushed me over the edge. I shot 12 days worth of cum into the juncture of her leg and belly. I could actually hear each jet of my semen splat onto her body.

it was at this time I realized that I had no exit strategy. I froze again, wondering what on earth I could possibly do to conceal my crime. it was at this time she whispered "ok. it's ok. maybe now we get some sleep". she never looked up at my face. just gave me a squeeze and held me there as my dick deflated on her leg. in time my mortification abated, melted away by her apparent acceptance, and I fell asleep.

we in the morning, we didn't speak of it. we had mcdonald's again. I went to the doctor and found out all the traction and braces were an exercise in futility and I'd likely have to have the joint replaced by the time I was 30. which I did. then it was back to the residential treatment facility

we haven't spoke of it again. I live in mortal fear of it coming up. of her beckoning me close upon her death bed and whispering in my ear: "do you remember the time you fucked my leg? cause, I do"

you must be american

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She'll never mention it to you, just enjoy the memory..

Unless u start flirting with her lol

How long ago was this?

My first time my gf was too wet and I couldn't feel a damn thing it was too slick :') but now its better

>be me
>21 living with cute as fuck 19 y/o gf
>mom in town to visit
>is if a one bedroom apartment but me and gf are horny
>it’s night
>we tell mom we’re going out to Walmart to get some stuff
>instead we go to my van in the parking lot and have sex in the back seat
>we move so much that the car alarm goes off and the lights in the car turn on whiles we’re naked and fucking
>scramble to find keys to turn off alarm
>lasts probably 30 seconds or more but seems like forever
>finally find the keys and turn off the alarm
>go back to finish fucking in the dark
End

god, almost 20 years ago. she gained a lot of weight afterwards. like 80 pounds or so, she's probably pushing 220-240 now. I can't help but think the incident had something to do with her letting herself go D: