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YLYL
this thread is awful
Life
(life life)
Life is full of mystery
(mystery)
Life is full of hardships
You said it again, sister!
Sometimes it's hard to open a jar
Yeah!
Sometimes it's hard to clean the sink
Yeah!
And if you're not careful, you just might fall, and not get back up!
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep!
Well goooood news!
Supplementary text!
hey john, when's the math homework due? algebra 1 is kiiiiilling me
>most successful psyop in history
this one made me smile :) TY
How are you supposed to act in public?
Do you talk to everyone you see?
I just clam up in public but I'm not really shy.
What do I do Yea Forumsros?
I want to feel alive again!
Made me shed a tear
I still miss him
funny funny FUNNY!
Oh god no, not the banana, please no user
We are so lucky that we live in a world where British people don't spell porn as "pourn"
haha, cool little reddit memes my newfriend!
What, doth, life?
Is this guy on drugs?
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but this one only works because you have to click on it to read the text at the bottom
not funny, but true
the top part is funnier than the bottom part, not least because it's actually happening
lost
sauce? is that really a movie?
get the fuck out
you too, out faggot
would have been funnier if I was 15
this was a bad thread
you all deserve to die
>you have to click on it to read the text at the bottom
i don't know why i thought this
agreed.
also glad noone thinks "pourn" is the third form of "pour"
That looks like alot of hard work. Good for you.
this
not that anyone would see it anyway, since their government basically banned it
why does the uk enjoy fucking the whole internet up for everyone
Do you take public transportation? If so, just sit next to some random person who isn't on their phone. If they have face tattoos or some shit (I live in Philly so there are a lot of those guys), son't be worried. the scariest-looking motherfuckers are the nicest motherfuckers half the time.
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And the other half of the time?
I love these sort of things. Someone thought they were so clever coming up with that logo and others just went along with it. You wonder how many saw something wrong but didn't want to say anything for fear of being considered perverted.
That's when you just fuck off. Don't encourage aggressive people to be aggressive. Generally speaking, avoid the people with more tattoos than hair. Talking to them is just in case you get desperate. Go up to someone who looks friendly and isn't on their phone and talk to them. You're probably wondering what a "friendly" person looks like, but you just kind of get an instinct for it over time.
>would have been funnier if I was 15
Dont worry just wait three more years and youll get there user
Funniest post in this thread
Something something frutata
Made me laugh
I've been 12 for 14 years now.
Weak thread so far. Step it up, bros. Unless OP is a kike intentionally shitting up the board, which wouldn't surprise me.
Is that Susan Boyle's daughter or son in drag?
This whole thread is aids
SAGE
the gif is from danger 5.
stop smoking weed
wtf was this supposed to be you retard
You drew the line backwards, idiot.
Can't unsee
Processing..........
wait, what?
Did you actually transcribe part of one of filthyfranks videos? Actually kill yourself
Faggot
Oh wow an Xavier Renegade angel reference. Again Kill yourself
Fucking hell Yea Forums needs a purge
This just saved the thread after the first two fuck ups
shes a grade A babe.
fag
KEK
What is that?
left: bottle opener for weak / old people
right: soylent chocolate (nigger jizz)
Weird
the combination of both ...
lol
cool whip in my bear
>wait, what?
Honestly I hated her smug ass so much in Avengers I can't even fap to this.
Bruh, dont make it easier
Lost
god i fucking hate that banana
trash that can't be recycled. that's what you are
I legit stay away/get annoyed when i see soy in food that shouldn't have it.
Remember to check what you eat even the regular food you consume normally may have had a nutritious update to add soy to those chips or that chocolate bar
Or mabey your getting a loaf of bread on sale? Its probably gonna have soy in it.
Pie for 3 dollars? Literal soy pie.
You get fucking stabbed
Kek
Look what they've done to my tendies. How am I going to maintain a healthy weight on that?
lmao, the same people that did italian spiderman, genius
The jew
I eat this brand everyday. It takes 2-3 packages to make one meal, and it’s expensive af but good
She could pass for south european.
>South european
>white
Lol
>She could pass for south european.
56% actually think this
ur a fag
Sounds like a Duke Silver album
Is this Loss... somehow?
Australia's fucked. I had to fuck around with my DNS settings just to make this post
hello fellow NEET. i see you are also in every ylyl thread for a week+ doing the exact same move. what do you do for GBP?
Glowing
I can get down with this
haha, cool little newfag memes, you nigger
she has no ass
whichever redditor made this didn't pay attention that the chick who keeps changing names is the same one
thanks
That's so appropriate
Kek
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here you go
>is more than likely aware that the soy meme has been debunked but continues to repeat it anyway in your path
Only in America, lol.
South european nigger detected.
nothing a few squats can't fix faggot
God I wish that were me on the bottom.
notice there are none of Hitler, you have to visit Argentina to see those
she also has a square jaw, that nothing but surgery would fix
stop obsessing over a basic bitch because she is famous, there are plenty of attractive females who are obtainable
Newfag
First good ylyl in while
>Fuck the normies
>They are infecting Yea Forums
>We must band together
>Old and newfags alike
>We must reclaim our home!
>Moot left us out in the rain. Selling us down the river.
>Now his child is being destroyed. Its are time to take care of it.
>Whipe the normies off our platform.
>They infected our jannies and our mods.
>The freedom we have once come to love is at the end of its ropes.
>We have to unite, the normy scum have done nothing more then bring us down.
>Where did the good times go? Where did your happiness run off to?
>The normie swine have ripped us off our rights, they have tooken our land made us pay for their mistakes.
>Today we unite Yea Forumsros. Everyone is against us.
>The jannies and mods have all been led down the normie path. They have been infected. They must be clensed.
Yea Forums united we stand against the normies.
oi got a lisence for that hate speech
Stfu negro
kek
even the gubn'mnt is trying to keep the shitposters at bay
This
4w6y
No this is patrick
Nah bruh her feet
Lost.
Poor baby
Kek
Weak
Giga-cuck should be Tom Soyer
Man, it's like you read my mind.
Did you just learn how to greentext or something? The fuck are you off about you autist?
Kekasaurs Rex.
just fucking die
I like how this is image number 88 in the thread
Nice catch user
heh
:(
The weakness is in your genes
Showing your age this hard go back
I hope the food was worth reviewing
Yea Forums savior
your an idiot
go back to l e d d i t
go back to tumblr
you should kill yourself.
your fucking filename, nigger.
That is what you get for your bants. Gotta keep you locked tighter than muslim island
Holy fuck that's awesome! I didn't see it for like 5 minutes
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Well memed my friend!!! This is like iFunny level of fun!!!!!
kek
Not sure which is worse. Stinking up YLYL threads with stonetoss comics, or those stupid Gorillaland comics.
I really, really like this image.
mom's spaghetti
Jesus, dude.
should have registered as a foreign agent before posting this
Lost
Mmmm! Diamonds :small_blue_diamond:
SEETHE more, homo
Uh..me in the bear suit?
Sneaky merchant
tired of winning yet nigger?
Mods
That one toe is trying to escape
Nazilla
Are you winning, son?
>having only one copy of team fortess 3 for the entire world
Cucked
>filename is the mindfuck
Yeah whats the internet and copying a file, am I right?
I lost hard.
smiled
same
simple trick, big effect
> Thinking Stonetoss is funny
Mods
yes
this is Yea Forums it has gore threads and traps and people dying what did you expect no shovel dog
lost
gg/zKHx7V
Fake. Everybody knows that black fathers don’t stick around.
He took office 2 1/2 years ago..... WHERE'S THE FUCKING WALL????????
Keep crying faggot.
2 hours on this already when do i laugh exactly?
Even the lowest creatures on Yea Forums shouldnt tolerate animalcruelty and childporn.
Its pathetic and edgy.
Maybe im too soft but i could never hurt an animal.
I remember thumbing that up
Freedom for Maltsev
Muslims shouldn't celebrate Victory Day
Mинимaльный и нaдeжный мeтoд выpaщивaния Пcилoцибы
0) Дocтaeшь гдe-нибyдь cпopoвый oтпeчaтoк любoй пcилoцибы кyбинcкoй.
Дeлaeшь взвecь в cтepильнoй вoдe из aптeки, cocкpeбaя cyхoй иглoй чacть cпop c пpинтa в aмпyлy, зaтeм этo вбиpaeтcя в шпpиц. Cтepильнocть нa ypoвнe: пoмыть pyки c мылoм и дeлaть вce быcтpo. Лeжaть взвecь дoлжнa в хoлoдильникe, пpимepнo cтoлькo, cкoлькo ты бyдeшь cтepилизoвaть зepнo, т.e. нecкoлькo днeй.
Зepнo вapитcя кaк для людeй, зaтeм зacыпaeтcя в кoнтeйнep, кoтopый выдepжит кипящyю вoдy, oбъeмoм хoтя бы 300 миллилитpoв. Ha eгo днo лyчшe нacыпaть вepмикa. Зepнo нaдo либo пoдcyшить (пepeд этим тщaтeльнo пpoмыть), либo пepeмeшaть c вepмикoм дo paccыпчaтoгo cocтoяния. Кoнтeйнep зaкpывaeтcя oбычнoй пищeвoй плeнкoй в oдин cлoй. B плeнкe нaдo cдeлaть дыpoчкy (иглoй), нa нee клacть вaтный диcк. Пocлe cтepилизaции вaткy нaдo зaмeнить нa cyхyю. Cтepилизoвaть нaдo 2-3 paзa c пepepывoм в 1-3 дня. Пocлe пocлeднeй cтepилизaции и ocтывaния кoнтeйнepa cлeдyeт пpиклeить cyхyю вaткy к плeнкe, нaпpимep ПBA.
Bвecти в вaткy шпpиц co взвecью пoд oчeнь ocтpым yглoм, впpыcнyть нeбoльшoe кoличecтвo взвecи (нa вce кoнтeйнepы ~ 1/3 шпpицa). Cpaзy пepeтpяхнyть кoнтeйнep тaк, чтoбы пepeмeшaть вepхнии cлoи. Bo взвecь дoбpaть вoды дo нaчaльнoгo oбъeмa и oпять пoлoжить в хoлoдильник - мoжнo иcпoльзoвaть eщe минимyм пapy мecяцeв.
Cтaвим кoнтeйнepы в шкaф и зaбывaeм нa 3-4 дня. Ecли плecнeвeют - выкидывaeм coдepжимoe и пo-нoвoй.
Пocлe пoлнoгo oбpacтaния либo cтaвим кoнтeйнep кaк ecть пpямo в плacтикoвый ящик-пapник (нo cтeнки кoнтeйнepa нaдo cдeлaть нeпpoзpaчными), либo вынимaeм coдepжимoe и клaдeм в тoт жe ящик нa кaкyю-нибyдь кpышeчкy. Ha днo пapникa cлeдyeт нacыпaть кepaмзит. Oткpывaть и oпpыcкивaть вoдoй 1-2 paзa в дeнь из oбычнoгo пyливилизaтopa, мoжнo пoпaдaть вoдoй нa мицeлий (нo нe cтoит, лyчшe лить вoдy в кepaмзит - caмa иcпapитcя). Ждaть ypoжaя oт oднoй дo пяти нeдeль.
Top left: Jasmine
Top Right: Mulan
Bottom Left: Snow White
Bottom Right: Princess Aurora
this one always gets me
We don't appretiate your kind round these here parts partner.
Lost
nice one
no
They can actually survive that. Rats do it all the time.
What anime?
*said the nigger faggot
Lol you dense cunts don't realize he grabs a fake hamster, not the one moving.
Kys
shut the fuck up you cringy cunt
fu ass whole retart
I'll see your tattoo and raise you a tattoo
Megumin Forever!
Shit comic from a shit artist fuck off cunt
Lost
ㄹ
Nice Feet.
is that a Jew?
Hahaha no, I think you can see the difference between a white/arab mutt in spain and a nappy haired nigger
is redrawing a web comic with a worse style just to enter an altered punchline with a mismatched font a new stage of cance?
kek
How could you post such an autistic error?
only funny post in the entire goddamn thread.
these are actually delicious
t. dated a vegetarian
In the end - linkin park
coochie coochie coo
this is insanity
it kinda moves before been flushed
I can't believe I lost to this.
ohhh noo wahhhh
Right?! I fucking hated her in that movie too
she's a retard, and a sheer lack of intelligence, critical thinking, and common sense skills really kills any attractiveness for me.
It's obviously trying to swim out while being flushed. Are you autistic?
I fucking love the First Amendment....
I think you mean "pourt".
they're garbage animals anyway; just rodents.
nigg
Those are some good Burritos
Yo i killed hitler in fallout 4
what the fuck is this pic
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