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I don't know. You could be right. Maybe I'll try that sometime.

I stole two thongs from my friends drawer. I wear one and use the other to fap to her pics with

I see and hear things that aren't real on a daily basis, and I dont use any drugs

I'm an RA and I sniff the hot freshman girls panties when they are out.

see a doctor m8, you might actually need drugs

Disgusting

Wife agreed to have a MFF as long as we also had a MMF (first one is my fantasy, 2nd one was hers)
We had the MMF, now she's telling me she doesn't wanna do the MFF since, according to her, i seemed really uncomfortable about it and "she doesnt wanna feel the same way" (which is fucking understandable, we were supposed to have a thresome, but i found out the next morning they kept fucking after i went to sleep)
I feel scammed and fucking cheated on and theres nothing i can do about it

break up with her for being a cunt
you two laid down ground rules, and she broke them and kept fucking. therefore she actually cheated

She's not my girlfriend, she's my wife
If i try to fill divorce for this im gonna get fucked, not enough grounds

And that kids Is why you don't give the money before you get the goods.

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unironcially make a reddit thread or something about it since more people will see it, you can probably get away with divorcing her on some obscure grounds

I enjoyed it this time

What?

I molested my younger cousin for years. She enjoyed it when she was younger. Finally, I fucked her in every hole and came in her ass. Now we don’t speak at all.

be me
had sex
feelsgoodman

Give her the cold shoulder, and withhold all affection from her. If you normally eat dinner with her at the table, don’t. Do not talk to her wherever possible. Do this for an extended amount of time. She emotionally manipulated you. Shouldn’t it be permissible for you to do the same?

Many people have these thoughts, but it takes a weirdo to actually follow through on them.

Congratulations, amigo.

age?

Gotta greentext this shit bro

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My friend's friend is cute as a button and I think we're really compatible. There are like 5 layers of complication though and I don't know how to make it happen. Hung out with her yesterday and all I could think about was bullying her with my cock.

Sounds like a good time

It would be. :/

I only ever see her when my other friend is there. The other friend is depressed and hasn't been in a relationship in years. The only thing I can think is that it might be a thrill for her to watch me deep dick her qt friend.

This I completely agree with. A real fucking bitch move on her cold part

This isn’t the right advice, but it’s the advice that would probably sound most appealing

OP said he doesn’t want to divorce her. So this is his next best option, I think. Play tit for tat. I sometimes think relations between men and women are akin to a Hobbesian war of all against all, a perpetual state of war; for life is nasty, brutish, and short.

You are better without them. Find new friends that will be with you through thick and thin.

That sounds like sociopath/psycopath stuff you need help

Remember your pain and your anger toward those who caused it. Use your aggressive feelings. Remember

> b me 9
>cousin is 7
>watching tv with blanket and pillow
>She’s cold and want to lay by me
>She wears small booty shorts
>feel her legs brush against mine and then her ass
>immediate boner
>she feels it and flinches
>oh fuck
>she relaxes
>rub against her legs and ass
>see her closing her eyes and letting me continue
>start to rub her ass and legs, then eventually her pussy
>continue to grind and rub til I get all tingly.
We continue this for years. I would sometime go into her room or she would come into my room. Would always be dry hump until I turned 13. I started taking her panties off or she would do it and I would thigh fuck her and finger bang. Finally I was 17 and she just turned 14 and has an ass to die for now. I have a few drink and she wanted to have some too so I obliged. A few hours later I’m in her room and she’s ready with her legs spread. I fuck her like there’s no tomorrow with her legs on my shoulders and pounding her balls deep. I pull out and she drops down and I shove it in her mouth but she went for the deep throat. Gagged and that was all I could get her to do. I bend her over on her bed and I slowly slid into her ass. She didn’t like it but I just couldn’t stop myself. I go for a few second and she just lets me. We do a couple more positions in her pussy and ass and I eventually I made her lay prone and I came the most I ever have in her ass. I pull out slowly still dripping and I lay behind her and fall asleep.we woke and got dressed later that night and have some awkward interactions at family events but nothing like we used too. She’s also bi now

Sorry for not green texting

I been smoking meth

I had an affair two years ago. My wife doesn't know. I'm still in love with the other woman. I still talk to her regularly as friends. She is in a happy relationship with someone who can devote the time to her that I couldn't. I think about her every day.

There’s a lot more detail in between it all but I don’t feel like typing it all out

I let Pakistani boys 'buy' me as their girlfriend for a period of time. The money is shockingly good.

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You need to man up and tell her that your agreement still stands and you will be in a MFF and if she doesn't want to participate then fuck two new women then.

what is the right advice for him? Then you need to post it.

Do you fuck them?

It is about compromise. You can't just do whatever you like and your significant other just deals with it. Marriage is about the joining of two souls into one. Which means you both decide on what is best.

Grass is always greener on the other side, eh? Seriously though, don't you owe it to your wife to either come clean or end the relationship?

Well, I shouldn't admit it, but if they pay the right number and treat me well enough...

Though 9 times out of 10, no.

we know what you did.

I would break up with my girlfriend to be with you, its not really working out anyway.

Compromise? She already got what she wanted out of the deal and is refusing to fulfill her end. There is no “compromise” here. This is treachery on his wife’s part, plain and simple.

meth is neurotoxic you can find a better stim

what were the root causes for your affair? Change that and love your wife or leave her.

I owe it to my kids to stay with their mother. I would have left her years ago, otherwise. I haven't been in love with her for at least five years. She's not the girl I fell in love with anymore and I'm not the guy who fell in love with her. I don't plan on doing anything about this situation. It just feels good to come into these threads and get it off my chest once in a while.

I'm planning to throw a BBC gangbang for my girlfriend.

im a ninja. i know ur all so surprise and confuze. sorry. ima teleport outta here

It's just not there anymore. She's a miserable hermit and I'm a social butterfly. It's a fight just to get her to spend time with friends and do the BBQ while the kids play thing once in a while. We're only still married because of the kids.

:o so amaze

I agree with that and he still should fuck another woman but this will still end badly unless they figure out how to communicate. It really seems he should divorce her especially cause she kept fucking the guy and more often than not she was already fucking the guy and felt bad about so she made up something elaborate to justify her cheating.

actually fucking smart as shit

That bullshit line staying for the kids is completely disgusting. I know dozens of kids whose parents would not divorce until after they were in college and it made everything so horrible for so lond and made everyone miserable for so long it is not worth it. It is better to be an adult and divorce then to stay miserable and drag everyone down into hell with you.

basically I've seen my gf on a videochat site with her personal trainer from the gym. she sucked his cock like crazy

She told me she was going to her mother to help her around the house and stuff

She has no idea that I know, and I can't wait until she's online again. best fap of my life

Yeah, maybe that's the right thing. If the kids and home are happy anyways. But two good homes are always better than one bad one. Good luck, user.

I honestly don't enjoy relationships after maybe a year. I like romance, I like dating, I like fucking without a condom, I like getting to know a girl, laughing, struggling together for a bit even. But then I get bored. Whether a girl has treated me nicely, poorly, whether we're active or lazy, I just lose interest.

My life got a lot better after my parents divorced, but that was mainly because it led to me seeing my abusive psycopathic dad less.

The hormonal boost during the enamored phase lasts about a year, so if you love that feeling but not relationships in general, then staying 1 year makes sense.

Yeah but it's cruel to them. I don't like that part.

I wanna eat 13-15 year old pussy, especially if its her first period, id love to suck and swallow it all.

Used to talk about sexual stuff with my cousin back when we were 13-14, both pretty early bloomers.

She would tell me about pretty much everything she would do back in the day, I was kind of her confidant.

She is fucking hot and I was seriously into her, (3rd cousin, didn't feel as disgusting).

One day I slept over at her house because she has a brother a year older than us that I used to play vidja w/ all the time.

We ended up cuddling as my older cousin went to sleep and I started feeling her up. It ended up where I only got to feel up her ass for a while without her caring, but as I started to touch her pussy she totally got nervous and stopped the whole thing.

I'm 21 now, and it's fucking sick but I think about it all the fucking time. This promiscuous moment with my cousin 7-8 years ago still has me fucked up.

Yeah. Maybe you can warn them in advance, telling them it has happened before.

Or try to learn to build a relationship out of the "boring" time too.

A downside of your method is that eventually you'll feel one of those women is better than the other, and it may not be the one you end up staying with. So there's a risk for regret sadly.

Other people don't matter, fuck em.

I'd be quite an effective spy. I love to steal information that I should have. This includes pics and videos and nudes and payrolls of people I know. Did some impressive 007like shit to get those things.

like what

Causing diversions at work to get to workplaces of others. Crack pws of others (back in the day, where you didn't get a fucking mail whenever someone else logged into your account), stealing usbs and putting a same-looking decoy to buy me time while I'm screening the real one. Retrieving saved pws from others' laptops and also going into their cloud services stealing shit. Buying hard drives and smartphones and restoring private shit on them.

I was on a trip at coat with friends and the room was small so we shared beds.i fingered and licked cum off my 14 year old family friend.it feeling was amazing.

If id known better id fuck her. she was okay with it.
Nobody knew.

It's your own fault for being a shitty lay, cumming first, and being such a sleepy ass that you couldn't even walk him out the door.

I took part in a Naruto orgy back im the days when it was just hitting in the US during an anime convention. I was Hinata back when my young twinky body looked like her before Shippuden turned her into a curvy adult (Yuck). Not a lot of the guys wanted to fuck a boy even a cute one but a few got into it and I got passed around by a Kakashi Sasuke and a really cute Shikamaru I dated for a bit

I miss being adorable and desired by men. I want cock in my mouth and ass but only because they want a feminine boy and since I'm not young and supple anymore I can't have what I want

Get rek't, but not literally kek

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Perhaps you'd like it more on a one piece party. There you've got plenty of non feminine disgusting twinky fags like queen, mr2 and the revo guy. I'm sure you'll find a garp that'll haki bareback you. Keep looking, friend!

Wake up! it's all been a dream

I did. My ass got filled pretty well. I'm kinda holding out hope theres an afterlife where I can be like pic related forever

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They do though.

Working on it with my gf. I definitely like her more than my exes, but I fluctuate between thinking "this can go on indefinitely" to "man I miss being alone or in a new relationship"

Nah ive aged past being that pretty. I'm still thin but I was already obsessive about looking my best and I just don't fit the standard anymore

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I feel like everyone is fucking except me

You have mental problems and need to seek help

Dude I'm 27 and still a virgin. Dam Christian values...

You need mental help

There is no afterlife

Why? I'm not into naruto but a cosplay orgy sounds hot to me.

Kik?

I have a large fetish for stolen pictures.

Currently the only thing that will make me cum

Then change yourself or get an escort you have options.

You should focus on other things and lusting over others never leads to good things.

Lust has led me to a lot of good times.

Cool!

You have good intentions. I hope you'll be able to get accostumed to staying in a good relationship :)

Loper555 on kik
If anyone wants to share their stolen pics/stories

Really want to find a group of friends who share their nudes of GFS,/sluts they know together, forming a nudes cooperative

led you to a good time but never stayed a good time

Groovy

Which part? Being gay in general loving being girly or not being happy without being cute?

In my family we are raised not to be prude about being nude in front of family. Sometimes several girls are undressing to go swimming or whatever and it's unfair to my dick.

Bump

I have a huge femdom fetish. My wife doesnt fully indulge me on it so I look elsewhere online for it. As i forever head down porn addiction alley tensions betwee me and my girl rise. She doesnt understand addiction and is really harsh on me whenever she finds anything. Wants me to act the dom ALL the time. Most she indulged with me is I like feet and socks. What do?

I think I will finally eat my cum like a sissy slut

Try not to wear a dress that covers too much if you don't want a mess.

Tell her to either indulge in your fetishes as much as you do or tell her to fuck off

Maybe the two of you just aren't sexually compatible.

...

At the rate it is going Im gonna have to give her an ultimatum. Sadly, her mentality is like a 15 year old teen (we are both 19) and she cannot comprehend anything but herself mostly. Thats why I end up a Dom as if im with a daughter. We've been together 3 years now too.

I was thinking nude

Bro I'm 25 and just decided to visit a Dominatrix for the first time this year, Best. Shit. Ever. If I had known better I wouldn't have waited so long, if you want to stay with here then just visit a Domme on the weekends, if not, give her the ultimatum, but I'm sure it wont work, vainilla girls simply can't do it even if you "convert" them.

Damn that sounds nice. Maybe i should wait for a job where that is possible that ill be away for a bit from her. Currently we spend all our time together as she hasnt made friends at uni and when im not working im at home too.

Any suggestions for the fuck of it

I slept with a mother and then destroyed her daughter's wedding a while after. I cucked my now gf's dad, and their whole family knows it.

>be me
>21
>graduated with a shit business degree, back home
>mom and dad are proud
>"congratulations on graduating user"
>family and friends throw a party
>local milf is a long time family friend
>she gets drunk and shows me her tits after the party
>holyfuck.tiff
>she's married and i've known her daughter since high school
>diamonds tho, milf aged well
>chicken out but can't stop thinking about fucking her

Continue?

Get her into Cuckqueaning, win-win

How would i get to this?

Yessss

not being happy without being cute

you can masterbate to porn to help with that

I ride dildos from time to time, and big ones like 7" 9"

I don't know, I haven't had a gf in over 10 years

you need mental professional for the addiction and you need to have a frank discussion about what you want out of the relationship from each other

he never said anything about a dress

I'm housing my wife's family, and I am honestly utterly sick of it. I genuinely believe they are incapable with money and the children run the parent-child dynamic, the parents are too afraid to do anything.

Thing is, there are some small factors that make the whole situation quite complicated. I'm already looking at a new home to buy and leave them in my current small apartment to move on. meanwhile my hypochondriac wife's mental health and mine has been deteriorating each and every due to all this shit.

Started contimplating suicide, but I haven't worked out the kinks yet.

Possibly i do need help butshe wont support it

>A fetish is an addiction

How does it feel to be stupid

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A lot of doctors will be willing to give you adhd medication which is a type of amphetamine on the web there are certain sites that tell of which doctors to visit because they monitor now if you doctor shop. Modafinil is used by the air force and is used for I think for sleep problems and wakes you up with out the jittiness.

he said in his post that he has an addiction you fucking retard what you can't fucking see the words on the screen

He was speaking metaphorically

Thanks for sticking up for me user

20 years old. It never ceases to amaze me that women (generally over 35 yo) who claim to "love their husbands" will let me fuck them simply because I have a 8.5" dick that keeps hard, fucks hard and cums only on request.

I can easily get pussy my age, but choose not to because I get off on depraving otherwise vanilla soccer moms into doing nasty porno-tier acts, even if they're totally in two minds about it but doing it because of pure cocklust/chemistry.

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He litterally said he was going down the path of porn addiction it is right there in his post you have eyes use them

Fucking can't even read

More childhood sex stories. No gay shit though, no judgement just not for me.

Those stories with "gay shit" can post it in this thread instead:

I smell my daughter's socks and jerk off with them

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You were cheated on by her saying yes and then renigging. Tell her you are going to have a mff and its up to her whether she will be involved or not

Frankly it might end the relationship, but if it does then you dodged a bullet, because this kind of selfish shit would be expected from her for the rest of your time together

Sexy, i alsp like socks user!

thin end of the wedge, you'll move on to her panties next.
where will it end?

I really adore them
They don't do anything for me

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Once hooked up with a guy from tinder and then right after went to another guys place that I met from tinder and fucked him too. I felt like such a slut

How old is your daughter, personally i love all ages bar children unless they cute af. Nothing wrong with loving socks tho! They look cute.

She is 12. I try to only buy cute socks

Good age, starting to sweat as puberty is there! Show more, if the attraction is to the socks themselves then its all good.

Who the fuck goes to sleep after a MMF threesome when the other man stills in the room/house? it's kinda obvious she was going to cheat on you. You just don't leave them alone 'cause they're gonna fuck again for sure!

Sauce!

continue you slut

Basically become fuck buddies with a friend of mine. She's a religious girl who confided in my that she lost her virginity and felt super guilty about it. But sometimes she gets super horny and just needs to fuck someone, so that became me. She always feels guilty after and prays a bunch. But she's great in bed.

Cousin lets me take pics of her one day while at my place hanging. Lead to me fingering her and she jerked me off. So awsome

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+1

More user?

this op

thisss

Sure. Yes they do

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Rear?

I don't want to reveal too much of her, user

yeah, her too (prob). don't know if in a positive way, tho. maybe talk neutrally about it to find out?

Oh, she's fucking around on you behind your back 100%

lmfao get cucked you absolute beta faggot

Great leggings there too to draw attention to her! Loving them just post her socks for a while user

I think I showed enough for now user, sorry

Is the fbi that hard up for arrests that they have to post this thread every day hoping some dumbass incriminates themselves?
Heres my secret, im fucking your mother. But is it really a secret if everybody does that

bullshit

I'm fully aware that my bf is mentally abusive, but I have literally no one else and I can't afford to live with out him so I do my best with it but I know it can only end in me killing myself either because I'm falling deeper and deeper into depression or him leaving me and I can't live with it him so I'll kill myself.

I was fucking my best friends mother when I was 17 and she was 40 something , she was a single mother and her kids wouldn't let her date. They never knew

You know there are shelter for women, but there aren't shelters for men with the same problem, hell yeah, that's what I call equality baby!

Are you fat?

My first wife was abusive as fuck, I finally had to leave her, when she got me thrown in jail for abuse against her that never happened . You can't tell anybody that shit, the world really is cold hearted when it comes to men

My little sister and my flatmate have been fucking from some time now. They've always known I listen to them and jack off (and that I approve of them fucking) but recently they started teasing me more and more. He gropes my sister in front of me, with her telling me I'll never get to have that hot body.

My town has a shelter for both, but I own my house and I don't wasn't to lose it
I'll be honest yes, but I've dieted since the start of the year and have been losing weight so it's progress. When I got with him I was thin, but he said he liked bigger girls so I got bigger for him and now I hate myself so I'm working on getting thin again

what is your mental illness?

wow i think you are Actually Retarded. did you even read the post??

Well, it doesn't matter, find some loser incel and go live with him for sexual favors

>My town has a shelter for both
Then go
>but I own my house and I don't wasn't to lose it
You literally can't afford it without that guy, you have no right to it if you can't pay for it on your own, hence the word ownership.

Defeats the purpose of not losing my house

have the balls to kick them out or produce a situation that they will have to leave. If someone gets in legal trouble that will force there hand and people in this situation do stupid shit all the time some of it has to be illegal

It's not really your house, if you are going to lose it

Seriously, kick him out and take on a roomate

Regularly go on cam chat sites to fap with questionably aged girls

That's so ten years ago, nofap is the new hotness

I don't have a right to a home I worked hard to earn enough credit and down payment to buy and because of property tax raises over the past years doubling now can't make the monthly payment I once could make with ease? I think you're wrong I earned my home, the government is just shit and against the working class

>My house
You are very entitled that's probably what got you in this mess in the first place.

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Do you know how freeing it is to drop everything you own? I did that shit when I left my first wife, and it changed my life and my priorities for the better

I'm serious, it's just a house, and it doesn't matter because there's more out there. Maybe later you'll be in a better position to own a home, but right now you aren't

Can't say I haven't thought about it, but I panic about the unknown so I don't think I could ever function like that

That's how the housing market works hun, it's a sellers marker right now, look to buy a house in 5 years when shit crashes again.
Welcome to capitalism, where freedom reigns and entitled people lose

The unknown isn't as scary as you think, you aren't going to be homeless and on the street as long as you aren't a druggy/alcoholic

You must be fucking retarded or something.

How did it happen and does your friend know?

I shouldn't laugh, but... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

this is how every 3some turns out if youre in a relationship. 3somes are for single ppl only. you need to be the guy that just fucked somebody else's gf, dummy.

I'm sorry I don't understand how I'm the entitled one when it's the millionaire/billionaires that force the working class to make money for them so they can continue living their privileged life styles. I just want one thing that I worked for to stay mine, how is that wrong?

Time for a divorce. No BS, it's over. Save yourself the pain and leave her.

Absolutely

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Did she allow you to come in her pussy without a condom?

No never really took a liking to it after growing up with a methed up parent. I don't have kids to worry about, but I have a dog that I can't just leave behind I've had him his whole life and he's 9 so maybe it would be a possibility without him, but until then I'm stuck

Elaborate on the public behavior part please. How can I make them act like I want?

same here. then i wanna fuck her friends or some other new girl. but with love n cuddles n all that shit all over again.

This guy knows

>I don't understand how I'm the entitled one when it's the millionaire/billionaires that force the working class to make money for them so they can continue living their privileged life styles
Please, that's the most pathetic excuse in the millennial book. No one forces you to do shit, you abide by the social contract like a good little sheep. No one is putting a gun to your head every day to eat food or use internet. You again are just entitled to the social contract.
Those who made it by and large have put the most risk into their projects and more than likely they have failed to do so more than once.
People who make the largest risks, take the largest rewards.
Do you think that you could make the electronic you are using by yourself?
Please, you lack the courage to do something great because you fear what you lose, even when it's probably not even that much.
There's nothing wrong with wanting a home, but also if you aren't going to take a risk you have no right to complain about your living standards.

I wish my mom would give me a blowjob while I take a shit

>I would go to their house before her kids got off of school, because it was my senior year.
> So I'd be there for 3 hours before her kids finely showed up
>One day she started talking about how much it sucked her kids wouldn't let her date
>scared off every guy she brought home.
>She told me she just needed to get laid
>I asked her if she wanted to fuck.
>She wasn't to thrilled with that response at first.
>I tried to play it off like I was joking and that I would never fuck her
>that sparked something in her and started asking me why I wouldn't want to fuck her
> she was a hottie skinny ass milf that worked out every morning and had a tone body
>she starts getting touchy feelly with me, rubing my arms and back
>ended up kissing her and she grabbed my junk
>She took two steps back ,her clothes dropped to the floor
>and we did the dinosaur, if you know what I mean

Dude, I lost my virginity to her and she didn't have condoms ,ever

Excuses excuses , hope your dog is worth the abuse you are taking

Been there, can fully understand what you're saying.

Ah the blumpkin. Always classy and never goes out of style..

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>BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD COME CLEAN?!?! HURRRR
Kys

Yeah, I don't recomend that. Just leave her.

This is so true

friends moms are a big fetish of mine, I never got to fuck one however, you lucky man you.

You are sociopath. Inevitably her family will see what you are doing to her, and call you out on it, or convince her you are crazy. Then you'll probably try to fuck with her head so she thinks her family is bad. Thats when it gets serious and you eventually wind up with a protection order or worse prison time because your retarded plan didnt work and you end up hitting her.

Seen it a million times.

But you won't listen because you're a sociopath and sociopaths never listen or believe they are wrong.

Fun fact: Sociopaths are nearly impossible to heal. Only a tiny percentage can be healed from the disorder because they tend to ignore advice and believe they are right.

You let the guy sleep over? You actually went to sleep leaving them alone? Holy fuck you get what you get buddy.

Let me guess, your wife says she really didnt want to fuck him again but he pressured her into it

I did LSD, cured that shit right up .
What sucks is the accumulated guilt you feel after years of being a shithead

>friends moms are a big fetish of mine
Friends and their family are a fetish of mine, but only on the two people you pointed out has been in that situation and it wasn't me.

summer in hereee

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Not that user, but you speak about sociopathy like it's a disease and then reference it in the next sentence as a disorder. Are you sure you know what you are talking about?

Anons are not experts but they do have general knowledge

Disease and Disorder are two completely different fields of medicine user

So explain it to so user can grow into better and a more knowledgeable person

Faggot

That would only further let user slip into ignorance, knowledge for the sake of knowledge is more important than simply grasping a concept.
I'm challenging user and anyone following to carefully and precisely think about what they say so that they too can recognize signs and/or symptoms of those around them.
Curiosity has it's place in the sciences.

fair enough

I always swallow but I hate the way it tastes

I go to furfag conventions for the after parties and occasional orgies. Don't even like furries, but they're not all hideous.

but do you wear a fursuit?

No. And fortunately nobody else does after a while.

then its not really about furries then.

That's still fucking hilarious

Used to fuck my neighbor. And her mom. They both knew. Could never talk the daughter into a three way but the mom was down.

Ok
That's pretty fucking sad

>am 20
>have family friend daughter
>she is 14 and likes me
>will sit next to me at family parties and rub my leg
>is a lil chubby but fat tits
>get drunk at family party
>sit down next to her in cousins room
>little cousin and her little brother in the room
>kids completely distracted watching reddit text-to-speech videos
>put arm around her
>she puts a pillow over both our laps
>she slips hand under pillow and starts rubbing my leg through pants, moves onto the thigh
>inches closer and closer to my dick
>am hard, but not max cause drunk
>begins to slowly rub my dick
>slide hand under her top and grope her
>fat tits melt in my hand
>move my hand under pillow on her lap
>rub hand on her inner thigh
>get closer to her pussy
>reach it and rub slowly in a circle
>speed up, hear her breathe heavier
>goes on for 2 minutes
>want to mess around with her with no one watching
>lean over and whisper, "follow me outside after 1 minute"
>get up and go outside, wait in shadows
>1 min pass and hear door open
>see her turn the corner
>walks up to me and make eye contact
>put hands on her hips and pull her in
>go into intense makeout session
>lots of tongue action, very sloppy
>whisper to her, "i wish we had a quiet place to go to"
>responds with "i really want your cock"
>dick instantly goes rock hard
>move hands down to her fat ass
>grope her like crazy, literally cant get enough
>our tongues are playing with each other
>everything is wet omfg
>shes rubbing her hands all over my body
>am in pure bliss, cock throbbing hard
>hear door suddenly open
>one of my uncle and aunts leaving
>she goes and hides around another corner
>walk into view pretending to put phone away
>say goodbyes
>walk towards the door and see her following
>nothing else happens after inside the house
>begin to message her the next day
>has sent nudes of her playing with her tits
>will see her again next weekend at another family party

Fucking libtard got destroyed

So there's more coming ay?

Nope sorry I know plenty of parents who stay together just for the kids and everything works out great divorce is hell on kids

Kids growing up around an abusive relationship can be just as bad as a messy divorce

I wish I can disown you... you did us wrong.
You brought great inconvenience to us!
I hope you become sterile, miserable and you never reach out to us ever again!

Please appreciate me :(

Get in the robot, Shinji

That sounds like a libertarian not a liberal

Your delusional if you think staying in a shitty relationship is good for anyone.

even if your a complete fuck up at least your the biggest one around

fuck ya there is, will post what happens next weekend

Nigga what?
Correct if I am indeed wrong, please elaborate on how user comes off as not liberal and in fact libertarian.
The later would be fine with entrepreneurs as long as they put out exceptional things for people to consume, whilst the former likes to play the victim card and is infamously entitled.
You disgust me user, I'll be waiting to hear all about it though

I shared my gf with a friend of mine. We didn't do a threesome, but let her enjoy just him alone. She said it was the best sex she ever had and constantly asks me to fix her up with him again.

I wished for you back on my birthday. First thing that popped into my head. It was a mistake.

Did things to my passed out sister

Same, but I told her when I got really drunk, and I'm not sure what I said, I just know I said things

How was the mom compared to the daughter?

So act like a chick, then? A better solution would be talk to her, explain your feels, and then how she behaves after will determine your relationship. Also never do it again.

No I raped her

Does she remember?
Did you cum inside?

that I worked for to stay mine, how is that wrong.
I think of this as libertarian as you do not have the right to my work and it sounds very individualistic to me

Story tiem? Greentext or otherwise

so? oxygen is technically neurotoxix

No she does t remember

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>How was the mom compared to the daughter?

Mom was better. And I told her so.
>ywnk the rush of having a woman’s teeth surrounding your cock as you blurt out “you’re a better at sucking dick than your daughter”

fuck her real good and then divorce her
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28 SWM but I would rather eat pussy than fuck it.

How did they feel knowing you were banging them both and did either one walk in while you were partnered with the other?

Did the mom like when you said she was better than the daughter?

Which one were you banging first and how did you end up with the other?

My only friend and his gf keep trying to get me to do a 3-some with them and I can't because I never get hard enough to penetrate.

It kills me every single time because it's literally the only sexual interaction I'll ever be able to have in my barren life. I don't know what's wrong with me and I genuinely fear of having a gf because of my complete inexperience and lack of ability to perform.

Also today is my 24th birthday and I really just want to end my life before the day ends. I don't think I even want to go through another year of slowly watching me decay away.

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Can you afford it long term? If the answer is yes then there is nothing wrong, if the answer is no then bingo we've found our answer that we circumnavigated a whole ass philosophy for you

So, no story?

>How did they feel knowing you were banging them both
They were oddly cool with it. Mom was kinkier with her dirty talk. Daughter would talk shit about her mom.

>did either one walk in while you were partnered with the other?

No.

>Did the mom like when you said she was better than the daughter?

She did. She popped my dick out of her mouth long enough to say “I’ve had more practice” and then got extra eager with it.

>Which one were you banging first and how did you end up with the other?

Mom. Daughter wanted a place to hang out one night a few months later.

everything will kill you eventually. Plus how many methheads have you encountered they are shitty to be around

Isn't this the plot of The Graduate?

all i am is getting gibberish from you

Ironic though, the delusional libtard can't comprehend facts and logic, who would have known

Except I like my 1st and 2nd amendment rights. Dumbass thinking you know me.

That's completely non sequitur or are we changing goal posts?

>bi-fag
>chat to guy online who is in an open long term relationship with a girl
>we end up hooking up a few times at mine
>feelings develop for the guy, he feels similar
>he brings her around mine a few times while we drink and get high
>fool around with both of them a bit (basically some very drunk threesomes where I could barely perform)
>one night he went to bed early and me and the gf just chatted for a couple hours, we get on really well and i end up fancying her. we could have banged that night but the situation was already confusing enough
>guy starts to feel really awkward about it all, breaks contact for a while
>he ends up breaking up with her, goes all out on becoming a full on sjw polyamorous chud
>realise i contributed massively towards them breaking up, his sjw shite and that i actually preferred his gf
>last i heard his gf was in the hospital after a suicide attempt after she became depressed over the whole situation and what he became and did to her

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One of my co-workers is a GILF. Late 50s with huge tits that I know she's seen me checking out, doesn't usually wear makeup but actually looks good without it, always has painted nails, loves to give me hugs, and we kissed once, albeit in an accidental anime bullshit kind of way.

We've kind of flirted on and off and the tension keeps rising, even though we both have SOs. At this point I'm just trying to figure out the best way to let her know we should fuck without catching an HR complaint. I know it's wrong especially given my girlfriend and her boyfriend but I just want to get lost in those tits and thighs for days, especially knowing birth control isn't a concern.

Me married- 3 kids 38. Boss at my work big company. 21 year only intern comes on to me hard. Wants my dick. Flirts with me non stop. She So fucking hot. Company is super conservative. In the back office she kisses me and bites me really hard on my lip. Let’s me feel her ass and tits. She doesn’t care starts telling people she wants to fuck me and that I want her. Gets me all kinds of messed up with rumors and shit at work. Don’t want to lose my family or my good job. Finally bitch out and stop all contact with her. She leaves the company. 5 years later still want to fuck her. And think about her often. Still happily married.

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How was there ever any mention of entrepreneurialism?

Op mentioned they could afford it when first purchased though

>Be stupid, too dumb to understand why I'm doing this
>I hate my dad...
>Don't try to convince me to become you
>But when I eventually do, my mom will be here,
>I'll want to talk to her
>At least that way the whole thing won't be wasted
>I should try to make the connection
>And at the same time, I'll want my friend to have her own plan
>I'll want someone to blame for my situation
>That's what I'd do
>I guess that's an option
>But at the least, I'll be able to live with my mom
>And that day I don't think it will be me alone again
>I'm trying to figure out who is the problem
>I know it doesn't make sense because I'll be around everyone
>But if I was to take on the role of the 'mother', what then?
>Just a father who has been in love?
>I hate him
>I hate everyone
>So what should I do?

I hate what I see.Do I just have to accept that I can't change myself?

That's the thing about the free market it fluctuates, especially when it comes to housing. user should know what urban sprawl is and how that has an effect on property tax.
Ignorance is not an excuse
I was pointing out the differences between two thing, It only applies to what I said and what some random user is trying to defend the entitled user about.

>be me 10
>At home playing Vidya
>Skyrim
>See Serana for first time
>PP starts to feel all weird
>Pull down pants and tiny pp became big pp
>Mom walks In to see me touching pp looking at character at screen
>Mom leaves
>Mfw she never talked to me about it

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I do the same as him, the defining factor is consistency and willpower. The most resistant women will inevitably yield to a man who shows the aforementioned in the correct moderation. On average most of them will carry a strong stubbornness and resistance to change due to societal jewish trickery, but at the core of it all is the matriarchal desire to care and be cared for, striking a balance between the two can be incredibly easy if you are not inhibited by emotions to the same degree others are.

My woman yields to me but still offers resistance to submitting to my will when I am not around to enforce it, or when i slip up and make errors in my decisions. If you embody a strong leader, the meek will follow.

I love my girlfriend and she loves me. Last night I was having some weirdly aggressive thoughts but I think it was because I was drunk.

Speaking of my girlfriend. A dude tried to neg her and she could see every move. She thought he was a creeper. Don't neg folks. Be yourself

I'm not sure it's entitlement, but you're right ignorance isn't blissful like they say

Since a month I've become a trap, I love some many guys saying I'm cute, I love being someone's sissy on kik and I would love having a cock in my ass.
When I find a job I plan to start taking ant androgens(bica) to keep my body more feminine.
For some reason all my friends and family think I'm straight but whatever I hope some day I know how is the feeling of sucking a dick

Generally curious as what the pay is for something like this

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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A long time ago I had a little stint being homeless for about a year. I lived in an SUV at a campsite near a small city. While I was living there a met a girl who had run away from her home. We worked out a deal where she would basically have sex with me and do some basic chores in exchange for getting to stay with me as opposed to the others who would most likely pimp her out or hurt her.

Our agreement worked for a few weeks but I began to notice her spending more and more time away from our campsite and I came to the conclusion that she was trading sex for drugs/drug money.

One day while she was off doing god knows what I found a small baggie of meth in her backpack and decided it was time to cut her loose.
I put all her belongings on the ground at the campsite, went into town and sold a few valuables I had, then I filled up the gas tank, hit the freeway and never looked back.

>nothing I can do about it.

Divorce, motherfucker. She cheated on you. She knows she fucked up and you should cut her loose.

imagine letting the government put you on downers

Doesn't have to be a therapist. She can get spanked by anyone.

Being dead would be a pretty inconvenient kink.

If you leave for the new home would you leave your wife behind as well? How many people are living with you and how did they end up there?

And lastly, does your wife have any cute family members living with you?

>The rapist

Lol, nice. When I was in my mid-late 20s I loved seducing the 18-22 year old newlywed women or girls who were about to be married or had been married for a few months and missed being single.

I lived in Vegas for a while and it was a target rich environment for all 3 categories, Something about breeding someone else’s hot young wife/fiancée just made my dick go crazy.

I agree with this user. She made the deal and got her end, plus cheated on top of that. (Sex after you went to sleep.

Now you get the deal you agreed to plus one extra fuck without her or the marriage is done.

goal post these nuts

I live with my girlfriend and a female roommate, my gfs friend from college. I want to fuck the roommate and have been flirting and touching her whenever we are alone on the couch. Also I jerk off into the roommates shampoo bottle when I shower.

I’m in that boat kind of. I love my wife but some of her friends are just begging for a good dicking. I’m currently working on how to get her into having a few 3 stones with me and some of her friends. She’s bi so that’s already a plus.

Story time, user.

1. Happy birthday, faggot.
2. Life gets better. Don’t quit, now.
3. Get a hooker, have awkward first sex and get it over with. Fuck what she thinks/says, prostitutes aren’t people.
4. Have the 3 some. You might enjoy it.

That’s honestly he best way that could’ve worked out.

>t. Guy who left job 2 months before his boss got the 16 year old intern pregnant.

1. Stop jerking into the shampoo bottle. That’s weird cringelord shit.
2. Get the both drunk one night and pitch the idea of a 3 some.

Well, you can tell them you're not sure you'll be able to get it up in that setting but that you're willing to try.

Why aren't you picking her up now if they broke up?

Your greentext isn't coherent, mate...

distance and this happened 4 or 5 years ago