0 : reroll
1-3 : your wish is denied
4-6 : your wish is granted but your country takes 1 million refugees
7-9 : your wish is granted
Dubs : You get your wish and power to dump 1 million refugees into country of your choice
Trips : You get the same as dubs and you get to breed with 10 women of your choosing
Quads : You get the same as trips but also get to implement a global government of your choosing
Higher than Quads : Your demands are enchanted and will definitely occur in real life within 12 months
0 : reroll
Aaron Cooper
James Flores
Ban mods
>*snaps*
Hudson King
I wish I had 1 McChicken.
Nicholas Ward
yes
Charles Morales
I wish that someone would get higher than quads and then post the proof in a year
Jose Butler
I choose to dump my refugees into russia for assimilation
Camden Wilson
I wish my ideal romantic partner would show up at my current location within fifteen minutes from this post and declare to me her complete love and adoration of me.
Aaron Walker
I wish to get a romantic partner
Blake Green
I wish for everyone to become cute chubby girls.
Jace Powell
Omnipotence, please.