The Rules: -Dubs decides what I say -if it's some dumb comment on someone else's comment I won't use it -all other dubs are invalid until I post her reply so it dosent get all fucking messy and retarded.
She's already into me guys. This shouldn't be hard. Keep it together.
I’ve never had someone lick my exposed ass hole before. I bet it tastes like paint.
James Hill
lets bang
Austin King
So, how do you feel about Scientology?
John Morris
Are you into black latex gloves?
Carter Jenkins
Ive been stroking my cock thinking about you
Evan Reed
Do you like trains? I LOVE trains.
Bentley Hernandez
I took a piss today and saw blood
Aaron Cruz
“hey can i ask you a question?” once she replies, reply with “i’d really love it if you sent me a picture of your feet.... hahahaha jk... unless.?”
Kayden Russell
You gonna let me hit that tainted taint
Xavier Mitchell
send feet pic
Adam Campbell
Can I wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie?
Chase Hernandez
Show me where babies come from
Nathaniel Mitchell
send asshole pics
Lucas Fisher
nigger
Lincoln Scott
I’ve never had an erection as strong as the time I walked in on my uncle finger blasting his 9 year old niece. Not my cousin though, she was his niece on the other side of the family. Imagine how gross that would be getting aroused by your own cousin. Blech
Lucas Peterson
chicken dinner
Elijah Morales
jerking my beautiful horse cock
Elijah Rivera
What would you say if I told you I've been wanting to eat that ass like groceries.
Blake Bailey
Do it op
Michael Wilson
Mind huntin' for something else ;)
Evan Cruz
Go with the milfhunter thing, pretend you misread it.
Daniel Stewart
Read OP. Obviously a retarded answe
Jaxson Allen
I've been taking care of important business. What are you doing this week?
Levi Reed
What the fuck is that font
John Turner
Ive put 4 fingers in my ass trying to see if I can get my fist inside
Yo bitch, that was just a test to see if you down to fuck. Imma go straight savage on dem holes. All 7 of em. You got 7 holes right? Cause I’m fucking 7 holes so either you have 7 holes already or it’s about to be another “bloody corkscrew/I need an alibi” kind of night
Blake Allen
Epstein did nothing wrong.
Blake Fisher
now say that you want to finger her asshole
John Cook
Yo bitch, that was just a test to see if you down to fuck. Imma go straight savage on dem holes. All 7 of em. You got 7 holes right? Cause I’m fucking 7 holes so either you have 7 holes already or it’s about to be another “bloody corkscrew/I need an alibi” kind of night
Nathaniel Howard
I eat shit and cum on babies
Jordan James
I think we both know what it means. (;
Henry Jenkins
Let me eat your ass
Dominic Lewis
nigger
Easton Anderson
>pp
Cameron Stewart
I wanna cum on your face
Brayden Young
Is that what you want it to be?
Jayden Campbell
Maybe you should show me how hot you wanted it
Anthony King
hey I'm asking the guys on Yea Forums what to say hold on
Christopher Brown
No I'm sorry... cock and ball torture madam?
Charles Powell
will you cuck me?
Juan Garcia
I always wished they would make a “Mindhunter” but instead of serial killers it was pedophiles. That would be very sexy to me.
Michael Price
If we fuck will your breath smell like meatloaf? That’s my fetish.
Samuel Thompson
I think we both know what the answer is to that
Josiah Reed
I bet your pussy stinks
Ryan Myers
I want to go balls deep in your shitter
Lucas Gray
Yo bitch, that was just a test to see if you down to fuck. Imma go straight savage on dem holes. All 7 of em. You got 7 holes right? Cause I’m fucking 7 holes so either you have 7 holes already or it’s about to be another “bloody corkscrew/I need an alibi” kind of night
Easton Bennett
I want you to step on my balls is what im saying!!! :^(
Benjamin Ortiz
Winrar.exe
Kevin Nelson
Win?
Jackson Thomas
winner
Ian Anderson
Nevermind that. Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there
Ayden Brooks
NIGGGERRRRRRRRR@!!!@!!11!!!!!!
Carter Edwards
I'll tell you what could be hot. Instead of the kitchen sinkie, you let me put my winkie in your stinkie.
Nathaniel Bell
Roll
Aiden Morgan
It's called Copperplate
Jordan James
Sorry I'm doing a watch me message this girl challenge on the internet lol but tbh I really like you and I really hope to get together with you some time.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Yo bitch, that was just a test to see if you down to fuck. Imma go straight savage on dem holes. All 7 of em. You got 7 holes right? Cause I’m fucking 7 holes so either you have 7 holes already or it’s about to be another “bloody corkscrew/I need an alibi” kind of night
Brody Edwards
wasted digits
Hunter Jones
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Ryder Johnson
Read the rules
Julian Wright
winrar
Mason Phillips
Trips why did you forsake me?!
Aaron Allen
this fuckin gui
Brody Harris
I’m so pleased with myself right now
Logan Hill
How about you make me dinner and I make it so you can’t shit right for a week?
Andrew Morris
Hahahaha fucking kek WinRAR
Leo Jackson
2nd post you've made new fag. Fuck off and get original
Christian Sanders
Probably not, but you never did answer my question
Isaac Davis
lol winrar
Juan Cox
Lmfao sorry OP, I tried my best to help you but this crazy bastard got this in hahaha
Liam Watson
yea didnt think i'd get dubs
Joseph Lopez
oh god why
Nathaniel Ortiz
No fuck you nigger What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Adam Collins
dew it
Liam Peterson
I vote for OP to use this one instead; I want to ensure that he has sex before the night ends. Poor guy
Jonathan Walker
Yawn
Alexander Hughes
do u pussi
Ian Martin
OP probably already left knowing he’s boutta slay, gg bois lets rap it up and go home
Evan Cook
wasted 7s, but nowing OP he'll prob skip the other one and use this shit
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hunter Clark
If he has sex only he enjoys it (maybe her too but the jury is still out on that) but if he says my insane ravings and shows us her response we all enjoy it
Carson Adams
OP here. Rules are rules
Bentley Price
Ignore this bitch if she doesn't know that's a line from an Adam Sandler film.
Tyler Murphy
Jk I'm doing an online challenge to message you crazy shit lol
Err - sorry about that. My friend was over earlier and sent that. He just left, though. So...where were we? I believe we were discussing our...activities for the evening.
Am I the only one that thinks this looks like an insane Gerard Butler?
Zachary Evans
What the fuck did (you) just fucking say about me, (you) little bitch? I’ll have (you) know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. (You) are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe (you) the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. (You) think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so (you) better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing (you) call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill (you) in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only (you) could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon (you), maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But (you) couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over (you) and (you) will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Joseph Adams
Anyine else remember when we used to guide ops dick?
Lincoln Price
at least this has a chance of getting your dick wet
Ayden Nguyen
Roll for this.
Lucas Torres
Hey sorry I am being weird because I'm extremely horny as fuck and idk how I should feel about it
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Parker Williams
see
Jayden Bailey
Dubs are invalid until he posts her reply. I’m giddy with anticipation to see what she says.
I’m very proud of what I’ve done here tonight
Ayden Hall
Oh fuck OP you dun goofd
Brody Myers
THERE IS A TODDLER SITTING NEXT TO ME AT THE DMV MOUTHFUCKING A LOADED 45, I'LL TEACH HIM TO PULL THE TRIGGER
Asher Reed
Err - sorry about that. My friend was over earlier and sent that. He just left, though. So...where were we? I believe we were discussing our...activities for the evening.
Tyler Hughes
I said LOOKS LIKE
Mason Lee
sorry someone dared me to send that for money
Adam Moore
Hey can we eat beans and watch the first toy story and when I'm cumming deep inside your tight pussy scream how much I love Pixar studios
John Lewis
fucking cringe, you may as well tip your fedora and address her as m'lady. You could have worded that any other way...
Asher Fisher
Listen babe, I am sorry for my actions. I am just a little nervous. Maybe we could go out to a nice dinner sometime. Then you can come check out my basement where I keep the bodies.
Alexander Taylor
...
James Peterson
Read the rules
Isaac Baker
Sure, I’ll roll for this
Zachary Peterson
I have no idea what’s happening. I just looked at my phone.
Charles Sanchez
ok my bad i was flirting i guess i lost my path what do you say we talk about this at my place i promise we will laugh over drinks
Cameron Morgan
Hey I'm sorry I'm playing this stupid game on the internet I do like you but I feel like an idiot because idk how to act around you
Wyatt Jones
winrar
Chase Bailey
sorry my friend took my phone, he's pretty drunk rn I wish he would've drunk texted on his own phone lol
Jaxon Gomez
Rolling for this
Elijah Kelly
Just a bunch of dares that went ary don’t think to much of it, I’m sorry if it sounds off putting but I get crazy when I’m off pudding
Nicholas Butler
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. (quitting is for loswrs)
Jordan Jones
Listen babe, I am sorry for my actions. I am just a little nervous. Maybe we could go out to a nice dinner sometime. Then you can come check out my basement where I keep the bodies.
Tyler Torres
Say Im sorry babe I've just been really hormonal since the sex change operation
Christopher Smith
bichhh suck my nuts and let me bust
Elijah Fisher
roll
John King
Well that reply was some normie shit.
I guess you could now say something like...
“Yea sorry. I went for it but I guess I over shot. Remind me in the morning to make it up to you”
Connor Edwards
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I am just an unpredictable kind of guy. One minute I am flirty and romantic and next I am making you question everything you knew about me. Isnt that what you want? A guy who will keep you guessing? Also, imma suck your nipples off. Asparagus.
Mason Johnson
then why the fuck did you type all that other shit lol
James Thompson
I just want to fuck
Jace Davis
Hey I'm just fucking around my friend got into my shit and my room and told me to do it lol
Ian Parker
Sorry, my friend next to me here sent that, he’s a Keynesian economist so naturally he has brain damage
Jose Long
Sorry, i was w/ a friend and he dared me to paste that from some dumb site.
Noah Rogers
Yeah maybe I went too far. I'll just kill myself now.
Ethan Brooks
sorry my friend took my phone, he's pretty drunk rn I wish he would've drunk texted on his own phone lmao
Owen Thomas
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo!!!
Eli Hill
Do it
Jaxson King
benis :D :D
Landon Harris
Chill out, I didn't think you 'd be such a nigger about it. It was a joke. for real though Ima be fucking you raw, i'm gonna need to invite some other girls though so I at least have something nice to look at while I pound your ham sandwich. You got a sister that could join?
Joshua Garcia
Mom said you have to come over and help clean my room.
Colton Watson
Damn nigga why couldn’t this get dubs lmfao fuck Krugman
Christian Cox
reroll
Luis Edwards
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Adam King
re-rolling
Lincoln Smith
I accidentally the whole thing
Oliver Collins
bump
David Hall
drag my nuts across your chest
Hunter Howard
And at guard 6 4 from Kentucky welcome to DC number 2, john waaaaaalllllll
Jason Wilson
kek
Brody Reyes
Rerollin for you OP
Caleb Gonzalez
Sorry. I’ll lick it up to you... I mean make it out with you. I mean I wanna fuck
Jose Morales
winrar
Liam Walker
reroll
Gavin Bennett
roll again, make this my first dubs in these threads
Alexander Young
Rolling to bang fat Asian.
Ayden Gomez
You fucking ugly bitch! I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood.
Caleb Johnson
Sorry, im with a drunk friend rn. Forget that happened.
Jose Kelly
Look babe, I just want to teach you about the Heckscher-Olin model.
sorry my friend got into my phone while I was making some food, he can be a real asshole sometimes
Mason Scott
I really dont care what you think about me. It's what I think about you. I think you are one of the most amazing people in my life and I really would like to spend more time with you. Especially with my dick in your throat.
Jeremiah Morris
c'mon
Wyatt Lopez
Just text her yourself and post nudes
Xavier Adams
I'm Shrek Rank
Nolan Ortiz
I’m sorry I’m just EXTREMELY hard right now and when I need to BUST I have a mild spasm, it’s kind of like Tourette’s
Gabriel Martinez
I'm shrek rank
John Moore
TRIPS OF TRUTH
Gavin Wright
Winnar!!
Jordan Lewis
Kill, fuck, marry; president edition: obama, clinton, kennedy (Hint: one is already done for you)
Gavin Flores
kek
Cameron Russell
sdfghjyteghtwtf
Colton Ramirez
I got a new cat, and his name is Benis. He says hi.
Cooper Parker
Reroll
Owen Davis
Being Extremely Naughty Is Sexy... BENIS
Ayden Russell
not sorry. that text just won me a bet. but really, id like to dump a load in you are you an anal or plan b kinda girl
Thomas Rodriguez
In ya bussy
Easton Murphy
Hot interactive Yea Forums group on kik app: >Download kik >tap plus sign then tap public groups >type in search #FourChan to join, be ACTIVE!3t
Asher Richardson
Winner
Levi Clark
Oh shit, it's all ogre now.
Oliver Perez
jesus my friend got into my phone, I'm so sorry he does this stuff all the time
Nathan Wilson
Thou cannot refused the almighty TRIPS
Robert Parker
What did you think was going to happen here op? Also
“I’m just dealing with my cat who ran across my phone and typed that lol sry”
Landon Williams
You fucked up
Jayden Evans
mwwsterr mway i pleazzzeee rimmmuuu you UwU
Zachary Gray
This girl is as trashy as it gets.
five six seven three three seven 9455
I’ll show you a good time.
Joshua Wood
based
Ryan Green
I am honestly trying to ram and scram if you know what I mean?
Colton Gray
DAMN IF ONLY I WERE A SECOND SOONER
Oliver Edwards
the trips overrule all dubs my friends
Levi Butler
Oh fuck. Gnight OP.
Bentley Lewis
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Wyatt Perry
you gotta do it op
Kayden Torres
Central banks are basically criminal enterprises
Caleb Peterson
I just get nervous around wife material...
Sebastian Wright
Please, just let me in... i just want in. like..underneath your skin..I want to wear you Ed Gein style. carve into you and discard it in a peachree dish... God im so homo sexual it hurts.
S RANK JOSH MAGNUS A RANK TOMAS ANTHONY B RANK QUINN CRAIG BRYAN G- -zalgo star Everybody Else
Jose Nelson
WINRAR!!!!!!
Liam Scott
Probably. But my sides have launched into orbit and I’m crying and nearly pissing myself I’m laughing so hard. Anything more is just gravy at this point. 13 years of lurking and this is the best night I’ve had on Yea Forums
Carson Green
You know I wanna be mad but it’s impressive how far he pushed it
Liam Bennett
I love you
Ryan Butler
yeah I'm so full of cum it gives me temporary autism, wanna be my cure baby? also iCarly used to be my favourite show but it was never the same after Miranda Cosgrove turned 15.
Jacob Peterson
Wow. Not even gonna send the quads huh op?
Carter Murphy
I want him to do the one about cuttin into her skin xD
Austin Diaz
Happened before the post
Blake Wright
bruh we really couldn't get the quads reply
Henry Clark
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Don’t feel bad OP, at least you entertain an anonymous group of degenerates tonight.
Jonathan Hughes
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John Roberts
ROLL FOR THIS
Nolan Harris
So honestly how much did you actually like this girl?
Gabriel Phillips
bro i'm literally shrek rank
Adam Cook
Legend op but why did you do this unless you really didn't give a shit?
Kevin Butler
Send quads anyway please
Jack Fisher
THE QUADS WILL SAVE U TRUST ME!!
Parker Hernandez
roll
Owen King
PLEASE GOD ROLLING
Josiah Davis
What did she look like?
Gavin Cook
Helping OP out:
sorry my friend took my phone, he's pretty drunk rn I wish he would've drunk texted on his own phone lol
Carter Fisher
rerolling this to help OP out
Xavier Rivera
this
Nathaniel Gonzalez
I got dared to send that I'm sorry. I posted your name number and personal details online and the hacker named Yea Forums has been forcing me to send you messages of their choosing. I'm afraid this is only the start. If there is anyone in your life you remotely care about then you need to take them and run. People only live a few days after this Yea Forums hacker gets involved. Dark web shit. i'm so sorry.
no please dont go, my balls are so full. i need to empty them.. itd only take a few minutes. please, my nuts are fucking huge. give me hole. i need to cum, only you can do that for me. I need to cum right now ill come over and fuck your stinky pooter. you nasty bitch please.
Jaxon Green
Meh. She was okay. I'm kind of seeing someone else I like way more anyway. So whatever. Was keeping her on the back burner in case me and the other chick don't pan out
Asher Cox
rolling
Elijah Cook
Rolling but I don’t think that’s going to help
Jaxson Williams
gogogogogo
Parker Watson
huehuehuehue Check em fags ^
Zachary Young
I am so sorry for all that. It really sucks that there are no laws when you are drinking claws.
Jeremiah Cook
roll
Isaiah Cooper
I think it’s safe to say OP earned 3... no 4 whole internet’s tonight.
Hats off to you good sir.
Hehehe bloody corkscrew
Joseph Kelly
Rolling because op seems really kind and I'm sad for him
Julian Howard
lets goooo
Ayden Bailey
summerfags really think tRiPlEs OuTwEiGh DoUbLeS, OP called dubs, dubs are dubs, trips are trips, learn to read, dumbasses.
Connor Campbell
kek win
Michael Ross
I did it :)
Kayden Gutierrez
You mother fuckers are not helping me get to sleep with this shit.
Nicholas Ramirez
Check'd
Josiah Phillips
winrar
Charles Fisher
That explains if you have no horse in the race anyway. I've been there before where you don't care about chick who may or may not be interested in you. Well glad you had fun and good luck with the latter.
Jayden Adams
The only thing that could possibly get you out of this is sending her the link to this thread showing why you sent what you did. Even then it's still a long shot, but if she's cool with this then she's a keeper.
Hudson Barnes
She will see that part about the other girl and prolly get mad
Luis Watson
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Matthew Hill
ReRolling
Helping OP out:
sorry my friend took my phone, he's pretty drunk rn I wish he would've drunk texted on his own phone lol
Logan Gray
Bellow this thread is a gif about fucking your sister. I hate how the internet has conditioned me to be always horny.
Leo Kelly
Oh damn. I would love to fuck her mouth.
Charles Phillips
Don't talk about the Internet as a whole like that when >>/r9k/ exists (it's kinda a nice place actually lmao)
Also I'm adding photo with a girl just for you because fuck you be horny but don't