The Objective:

The Objective:
Raw dog white trash

The Rules:
-Dubs decides what I say
-if it's some dumb comment on someone else's comment I won't use it
-all other dubs are invalid until I post her reply so it dosent get all fucking messy and retarded.

She's already into me guys. This shouldn't be hard. Keep it together.

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Have you heard of milfhunter?

I was wondering how flexible you really are

Do you have any nigger heritage?

Ive been thinking about you

...

I’ve never had someone lick my exposed ass hole before. I bet it tastes like paint.

lets bang

So, how do you feel about Scientology?

Are you into black latex gloves?

Ive been stroking my cock thinking about you

Do you like trains? I LOVE trains.

I took a piss today and saw blood

“hey can i ask you a question?” once she replies, reply with “i’d really love it if you sent me a picture of your feet.... hahahaha jk... unless.?”

You gonna let me hit that tainted taint

send feet pic

Can I wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie?

Show me where babies come from

send asshole pics

nigger

I’ve never had an erection as strong as the time I walked in on my uncle finger blasting his 9 year old niece. Not my cousin though, she was his niece on the other side of the family. Imagine how gross that would be getting aroused by your own cousin. Blech

chicken dinner

jerking my beautiful horse cock

What would you say if I told you I've been wanting to eat that ass like groceries.

Do it op

Mind huntin' for something else ;)

Go with the milfhunter thing, pretend you misread it.

Read OP. Obviously a retarded answe

I've been taking care of important business. What are you doing this week?

What the fuck is that font

Ive put 4 fingers in my ass trying to see if I can get my fist inside

Wow.
Way to fuck it up already. Jesus

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Epstein did nothing wrong.

He’s autistic, hard for him to read obv

I took a huge shit today and tore my asshole a bit

I was watching some gay porn when I thought about you

he said if it was a reply to someone elses comment you mongoloid

Still in the game!

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Yo bitch, that was just a test to see if you down to fuck. Imma go straight savage on dem holes. All 7 of em. You got 7 holes right? Cause I’m fucking 7 holes so either you have 7 holes already or it’s about to be another “bloody corkscrew/I need an alibi” kind of night

Epstein did nothing wrong.

now say that you want to finger her asshole

Yo bitch, that was just a test to see if you down to fuck. Imma go straight savage on dem holes. All 7 of em. You got 7 holes right? Cause I’m fucking 7 holes so either you have 7 holes already or it’s about to be another “bloody corkscrew/I need an alibi” kind of night

I eat shit and cum on babies

I think we both know what it means. (;

Let me eat your ass

nigger

>pp

I wanna cum on your face

Is that what you want it to be?

Maybe you should show me how hot you wanted it

hey I'm asking the guys on Yea Forums what to say hold on

No I'm sorry... cock and ball torture madam?

will you cuck me?

I always wished they would make a “Mindhunter” but instead of serial killers it was pedophiles. That would be very sexy to me.

If we fuck will your breath smell like meatloaf? That’s my fetish.

I think we both know what the answer is to that

I bet your pussy stinks

I want to go balls deep in your shitter

Yo bitch, that was just a test to see if you down to fuck. Imma go straight savage on dem holes. All 7 of em. You got 7 holes right? Cause I’m fucking 7 holes so either you have 7 holes already or it’s about to be another “bloody corkscrew/I need an alibi” kind of night

I want you to step on my balls is what im saying!!! :^(

Winrar.exe

Win?

winner

Nevermind that. Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there

NIGGGERRRRRRRRR@!!!@!!11!!!!!!

I'll tell you what could be hot. Instead of the kitchen sinkie, you let me put my winkie in your stinkie.

Roll

It's called Copperplate

Sorry I'm doing a watch me message this girl challenge on the internet lol but tbh I really like you and I really hope to get together with you some time.

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Re roll

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

thinking about life n stuff

o shit he got it

I legit want to see the response to this.

WINRAR

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enjoying life, keeping it together

Oh man guys he's playing us!

I'm sorry I'm just doing an epic challange on Yea Forums I'll go, talk to you later!

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PUSSY!

HE DID IT

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Let me get the go pro and I will be round now to deep sea dive into that pussy

Oh you bitch that goes perfect with my comment nice winner winner chicken dinner

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Yo bitch, that was just a test to see if you down to fuck. Imma go straight savage on dem holes. All 7 of em. You got 7 holes right? Cause I’m fucking 7 holes so either you have 7 holes already or it’s about to be another “bloody corkscrew/I need an alibi” kind of night

wasted digits

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Read the rules

winrar

Trips why did you forsake me?!

this fuckin gui

I’m so pleased with myself right now

How about you make me dinner and I make it so you can’t shit right for a week?

Hahahaha fucking kek WinRAR

2nd post you've made new fag. Fuck off and get original

Probably not, but you never did answer my question

lol winrar

Lmfao sorry OP, I tried my best to help you but this crazy bastard got this in hahaha

yea didnt think i'd get dubs

oh god why

No fuck you nigger
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

dew it

I vote for OP to use this one instead; I want to ensure that he has sex before the night ends. Poor guy

Yawn

do u pussi

OP probably already left knowing he’s boutta slay, gg bois lets rap it up and go home

wasted 7s, but nowing OP he'll prob skip the other one and use this shit

I however, am not pleased with you right now.

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oh shit

your fault retard

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

If he has sex only he enjoys it (maybe her too but the jury is still out on that) but if he says my insane ravings and shows us her response we all enjoy it

OP here.
Rules are rules

Ignore this bitch if she doesn't know that's a line from an Adam Sandler film.

Jk I'm doing an online challenge to message you crazy shit lol

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OP NO

I love you OP

Today OP was not a faggot. He probably won’t get laid though

Now this

OP NO

Reroll.

Hey sorry about the copy pasta shit I'm honestly just fucking around online doing a crazy challenge I'd love to take you out sometime

This has become esentually a prank phone call.

now he's too lazy to copy and paste lol

You wanna fuck some beea

So close.

anyway b1tch bouta head out nitey nite skeet

Reroll

OP PLS

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Err - sorry about that. My friend was over earlier and sent that. He just left, though. So...where were we? I believe we were discussing our...activities for the evening.

so what do you say my place or yours?

do it op

Rerolling, I want to help OP out of this mess

rolland

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Fugggg bby

Am I the only one that thinks this looks like an insane Gerard Butler?

What the fuck did (you) just fucking say about me, (you) little bitch? I’ll have (you) know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. (You) are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe (you) the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. (You) think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so (you) better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing (you) call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill (you) in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only (you) could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon (you), maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But (you) couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over (you) and (you) will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Anyine else remember when we used to guide ops dick?

at least this has a chance of getting your dick wet

Roll for this.

Hey sorry I am being weird because I'm extremely horny as fuck and idk how I should feel about it

FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT

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ur never getting dubs bud just give up

Hard to argue with that, lo

its ian curtis fuckwit

benis

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

see

Dubs are invalid until he posts her reply. I’m giddy with anticipation to see what she says.

I’m very proud of what I’ve done here tonight

Oh fuck OP you dun goofd

THERE IS A TODDLER SITTING NEXT TO ME AT THE DMV MOUTHFUCKING A LOADED 45, I'LL TEACH HIM TO PULL THE TRIGGER

Err - sorry about that. My friend was over earlier and sent that. He just left, though. So...where were we? I believe we were discussing our...activities for the evening.

I said LOOKS LIKE

sorry someone dared me to send that for money

Hey can we eat beans and watch the first toy story and when I'm cumming deep inside your tight pussy scream how much I love Pixar studios

fucking cringe, you may as well tip your fedora and address her as m'lady.
You could have worded that any other way...

Listen babe, I am sorry for my actions. I am just a little nervous. Maybe we could go out to a nice dinner sometime. Then you can come check out my basement where I keep the bodies.

...

Read the rules

Sure, I’ll roll for this

I have no idea what’s happening. I just looked at my phone.

ok my bad i was flirting i guess i lost my path what do you say we talk about this at my place i promise we will laugh over drinks

Hey I'm sorry I'm playing this stupid game on the internet I do like you but I feel like an idiot because idk how to act around you

winrar

sorry my friend took my phone, he's pretty drunk rn I wish he would've drunk texted on his own phone lol

Rolling for this

Just a bunch of dares that went ary don’t think to much of it, I’m sorry if it sounds off putting but I get crazy when I’m off pudding

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
(quitting is for loswrs)

Listen babe, I am sorry for my actions. I am just a little nervous. Maybe we could go out to a nice dinner sometime. Then you can come check out my basement where I keep the bodies.

Say Im sorry babe I've just been really hormonal since the sex change operation

bichhh suck my nuts and let me bust

roll

Well that reply was some normie shit.

I guess you could now say something like...

“Yea sorry. I went for it but I guess I over shot. Remind me in the morning to make it up to you”

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

o fug

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I am just an unpredictable kind of guy. One minute I am flirty and romantic and next I am making you question everything you knew about me. Isnt that what you want? A guy who will keep you guessing? Also, imma suck your nipples off. Asparagus.

then why the fuck did you type all that other shit lol

I just want to fuck

Hey I'm just fucking around my friend got into my shit and my room and told me to do it lol

Sorry, my friend next to me here sent that, he’s a Keynesian economist so naturally he has brain damage

Sorry, i was w/ a friend and he dared me to paste that from some dumb site.

Yeah maybe I went too far. I'll just kill myself now.

sorry my friend took my phone, he's pretty drunk rn I wish he would've drunk texted on his own phone lmao

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo!!!

Do it

benis :D :D

Chill out, I didn't think you 'd be such a nigger about it. It was a joke. for real though Ima be fucking you raw, i'm gonna need to invite some other girls though so I at least have something nice to look at while I pound your ham sandwich. You got a sister that could join?

Mom said you have to come over and help clean my room.

Damn nigga why couldn’t this get dubs lmfao fuck Krugman

reroll

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

re-rolling

I accidentally the whole thing

bump

drag my nuts across your chest

And at guard 6 4 from Kentucky welcome to DC number 2, john waaaaaalllllll

kek

Rerollin for you OP

Sorry. I’ll lick it up to you... I mean make it out with you. I mean I wanna fuck

winrar

reroll

roll again, make this my first dubs in these threads

Rolling to bang fat Asian.

You fucking ugly bitch! I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood.

Sorry, im with a drunk friend rn. Forget that happened.

Look babe, I just want to teach you about the Heckscher-Olin model.

>benis

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sorry my friend got into my phone while I was making some food, he can be a real asshole sometimes

I really dont care what you think about me. It's what I think about you. I think you are one of the most amazing people in my life and I really would like to spend more time with you. Especially with my dick in your throat.

c'mon

Just text her yourself and post nudes

I'm Shrek Rank

I’m sorry I’m just EXTREMELY hard right now and when I need to BUST I have a mild spasm, it’s kind of like Tourette’s

I'm shrek rank

TRIPS OF TRUTH

Winnar!!

Kill, fuck, marry; president edition: obama, clinton, kennedy
(Hint: one is already done for you)

kek

sdfghjyteghtwtf

I got a new cat, and his name is Benis. He says hi.

Reroll

Being Extremely Naughty Is Sexy... BENIS

not sorry. that text just won me a bet. but really, id like to dump a load in you are you an anal or plan b kinda girl

In ya bussy

Hot interactive Yea Forums group on kik app:
>Download kik
>tap plus sign then tap public groups
>type in search #FourChan to join, be ACTIVE!3t

Winner

Oh shit, it's all ogre now.

jesus my friend got into my phone, I'm so sorry he does this stuff all the time

Thou cannot refused the almighty TRIPS

What did you think was going to happen here op? Also

“I’m just dealing with my cat who ran across my phone and typed that lol sry”

You fucked up

mwwsterr mway i pleazzzeee rimmmuuu you UwU

This girl is as trashy as it gets.

five six seven three three seven 9455

I’ll show you a good time.

based

I am honestly trying to ram and scram if you know what I mean?

DAMN IF ONLY I WERE A SECOND SOONER

the trips overrule all dubs my friends

Oh fuck. Gnight OP.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

you gotta do it op

Central banks are basically criminal enterprises

I just get nervous around wife material...

Please, just let me in... i just want in. like..underneath your skin..I want to wear you Ed Gein style. carve into you and discard it in a peachree dish... God im so homo sexual it hurts.

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ay you did it

OP gotta do it otherwise ye be a fagget.

Winrawr!!!!!

Hoppewave reroll

Dang buddy I hope you’re happy you’re like 4 messages behind now

Read the rules nigger. Not a win

Mmm them be some tastey triples my guy

theres a toddler sitting next to me at the DMV mouthfucking a loaded 45, i'll teach him to pull the trigger.

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THE DUBS AND TRIPS MY GUY
OHHHHH

I'm Shrek Rank

I'm Shrek rank

I'm Shrek Rank

Quitters never win and winrars never quit

BEHOLD

i'm shrek rank

I'm Shrek Rank!!!!!!!!

No this is Patrick

im shrek rank

Lmfaooo

So how much you wanna bet OP is trying to clean up this mess himself now?

I'm Shrek Rank.

Im Shrek Rank

first dubs/trips after her reply, OP you have to do it.

win

that's definitely what's happening.

i wouldn't blame him
why tf did he want to do this anyway

Commence the jiggling yall

FUCKING GG OP

I'm Shrek Rank
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chek'd, win

QUADS

op has to do this. quads of truth.

oh fuck yes!

damn

Bye Jess
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WINRAR!!!!!!

Probably. But my sides have launched into orbit and I’m crying and nearly pissing myself I’m laughing so hard. Anything more is just gravy at this point. 13 years of lurking and this is the best night I’ve had on Yea Forums

You know I wanna be mad but it’s impressive how far he pushed it

I love you

yeah I'm so full of cum it gives me temporary autism, wanna be my cure baby? also iCarly used to be my favourite show but it was never the same after Miranda Cosgrove turned 15.

Wow. Not even gonna send the quads huh op?

I want him to do the one about cuttin into her skin xD

Happened before the post

bruh we really couldn't get the quads reply

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SEND QUADS ANYWAY OP

Don’t feel bad OP, at least you entertain an anonymous group of degenerates tonight.

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ROLL FOR THIS

So honestly how much did you actually like this girl?

bro i'm literally shrek rank

Legend op but why did you do this unless you really didn't give a shit?

Send quads anyway please

THE QUADS WILL SAVE U TRUST ME!!

roll

PLEASE GOD ROLLING

What did she look like?

Helping OP out:

sorry my friend took my phone, he's pretty drunk rn I wish he would've drunk texted on his own phone lol

rerolling this to help OP out

this

I got dared to send that I'm sorry. I posted your name number and personal details online and the hacker named Yea Forums has been forcing me to send you messages of their choosing. I'm afraid this is only the start. If there is anyone in your life you remotely care about then you need to take them and run. People only live a few days after this Yea Forums hacker gets involved. Dark web shit. i'm so sorry.

So what does just look like?

roll

roll

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Benis

no please dont go, my balls are so full. i need to empty them.. itd only take a few minutes. please, my nuts are fucking huge. give me hole. i need to cum, only you can do that for me. I need to cum right now ill come over and fuck your stinky pooter. you nasty bitch please.

Meh. She was okay. I'm kind of seeing someone else I like way more anyway. So whatever. Was keeping her on the back burner in case me and the other chick don't pan out

rolling

Rolling but I don’t think that’s going to help

gogogogogo

huehuehuehue Check em fags ^

I am so sorry for all that. It really sucks that there are no laws when you are drinking claws.

roll

I think it’s safe to say OP earned 3... no 4 whole internet’s tonight.

Hats off to you good sir.

Hehehe bloody corkscrew

Rolling because op seems really kind and I'm sad for him

lets goooo

summerfags really think tRiPlEs OuTwEiGh DoUbLeS, OP called dubs, dubs are dubs, trips are trips, learn to read, dumbasses.

kek win

I did it :)

You mother fuckers are not helping me get to sleep with this shit.

Check'd

winrar

That explains if you have no horse in the race anyway. I've been there before where you don't care about chick who may or may not be interested in you. Well glad you had fun and good luck with the latter.

The only thing that could possibly get you out of this is sending her the link to this thread showing why you sent what you did. Even then it's still a long shot, but if she's cool with this then she's a keeper.

She will see that part about the other girl and prolly get mad

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ReRolling

Helping OP out:

sorry my friend took my phone, he's pretty drunk rn I wish he would've drunk texted on his own phone lol

Bellow this thread is a gif about fucking your sister. I hate how the internet has conditioned me to be always horny.

Oh damn. I would love to fuck her mouth.

Don't talk about the Internet as a whole like that when >>/r9k/ exists (it's kinda a nice place actually lmao)

Also I'm adding photo with a girl just for you because fuck you be horny but don't

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