Ask me anything thread

Face

Will you watch me jack off to you?

was a bit gloomy but a few drinks fixed that, now doing fine

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sharpie in pooper

Tits or gtfo

tits or gtfo

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Feminine penis or gtfo

>give me attention im so special give me attention im so special give me attention im so special give me attention im so special give me attention im so special give me attention im so special give me attention im so special give me attention im so special give me attention im so special give me attention im so special

i honestly don't remember, I think I was just curious about what the internet has to offer and somehow landed on /b

Draw a stick figure saying You lost The Game.

When was the last time you had sex:
Did you ever fuck your dog:
Is your uncle kinda hot:
Who was your teacher crush and how old were you:
Have you ever sent someone pictures of your feet:
Wtf?

tits or get raped. you should have deleted the meta data, stupid whore.

Same here. What are you drinking?

Show but whole

Just went to visit my grandma as I have not seen her in a long time, and the guy shes with had a stroke as we were all hanging out. Life sucks.

Cringe

actually fucked 4, had a lot of oral fun with a few more guys though

link?

>posting on threads for attention

Are you in anyway bisexual or attracted to the idea of getting with another female?

Tits or gtfo

And how do you find it so far?

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hope your grandma lives the rest of her days as a fucking vegetable slut

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Seriously, would you watch me jack off and cum to you?

Seems you've had a stroke as you cannot read real good.

>a fucking vegetable slut
Vegetable sluts make my dick hard.

>pot calling the kettle black

n word

Anyone else like gay man booty?

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I'M GOING TO SAY THE N WORD

How much would you be willing to pay?

N

I

G

Are you horny?

E

P

kill yourself

ok
>when was the last time you had sex
4 months ago
>Did you ever fuck your dog:
i dont have a dog
>Is your uncle kinda hot:
yup
>Who was your teacher crush and how old were you:
my history teacher when I was 13
>Have you ever sent someone pictures of your feet:
nope, i'm not a foot fetish kinda person

try not to die a virgin fag

thanks babe

beer and wodka
man that sucks

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Depends on how involved you're going to get. But around $100 maybe a touch more. Though I gotta verify everything before we start anything obviously.

Thanks. Now draw a penis on it.

Got any before pics?

i am bisexual and am very attracted to other women

Yea Forums is the cancer of the internet
still love it in a nostalgic fucked up way though

i think chatroulette is the place for you

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Are you perganant?

You are a man

dick or gtfo

Can you prove that you are not a trap?

You have a few more years before you're obese and worthless

ITT LARPing tranny

show botched vagina, hands too manly.

B is like the shittiest best dive bar in the world

Hey lads come join this d*scord server its pretty kino tbqh, unlike all of the other cope servers that are shilled here

discord gg zEqbgGg

show benis

How about you kill yourself

nah, i just had some food
whatever makes you happy, but no

>will also confirm my posts afterwards + timestamp

everybody type in the chat alex is a stupid nigger

an hero space cowboy

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did you just throw some fucking "haha epic Yea Forums speak" you got from some retard on reddit into a random combination. i don't care if you're a bot, fuck you, hot poker in urethra, sharp objects in eyes

Why do you come here for attention?

Pls do one of those two finger signs like that japs do.

Sand in eyes would be better

tits or gtfo

may we see your belly button?

Do you think most girls have bisexual tendencies?

I ask because I think my girlfriend may be. Ive noticed when shes scrolling social media she seems to stop an extra few seconds on females, especially bikini pics.

yeah, but i'm kinda selfconcious since i'm not shaved rn (no sex lol) and I myself prefer my girls clean shaved

ok how does dick taste bro?

A g r e e

>

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Nice knees

Show your bush, we all want to see it

>
>> (You)
Tee hee

I am going to kidnap you. I rape you everyday. I am going to torture you. I cut off one of your fingers everyday. When no fingers left I cut off one toe everyday.
I make sure you dont bleed out, but I also make sure that your wounds won't heal. I love putting salt and lemon in your wounds. I am also removing your teeth so you cant bite when I force my cock in your whore mouth. You are going to be my sex slave. I beat you up, kick you in the stomach. Cut you open, close the wound again after I came into your open stomach. I am going to cut off your nose and make you eat it. I am going to cut your arms, legs, tits, clitoris. Your hole body will be full of scars. When they find your corpse your parents wont be able to recognise you, but I'll make sure that they know it is your corpse. They must know how painful and humiliating your last weeks were.
Or you post tits now, then nothing bad is going to happen.

>showing sholders
Slut

Does your name being with a K?

Please do this handsign just cause

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ITS A MAN

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All the lonely sadbois giving this cumdumpster attention without first demanding tits. Kids these days.

What is your favorite movie?

What kinds of girls do you like? Chub like yourself?

Want some photosets or videos to get off to post thread

post pantsu or gtfo desu

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dick or gtfo

>inb4 summerfags tits or gtfo

It's quite the opposite actually.

Tits or get the fuck out please.

Anyone who posts below me without asking for tits is the cancer that has essentially killed Yea Forums

Go beg for attention in /soc/ or provide tits.

>englishisnotmynativelanguage.midi

Amen.

Tits or gtfo

Hair looks like a wig too, horse hair or some shit. This is either an ugly girl or a man.

Tits or gtfo

tits or GTFO

why no tits to enrich the conversation ?

tit OR gout

buffstream.live/ufc/ppv-live-stream.php
Wanna watch the ppv?

checked

shirt off or gtfo

Why do you think anyone but kids trying to get their dicks wet care?

That's a hell of a barrel chest you have going on there. Did you look like that when you were younger or were you dealt a bad hand by puberty?

Dont give out the buffstream secret user

cause i'm drunk and bored

pic related

i think that women are the prettier part of humanity - therefor i dont think looking at other women automatically means being sexually attracted to them
could just be enjoying the view (a seaside is also pretty and I don't wanna fuck the ocean?) or checking out what one aspires to be
just make sure to talk to your gf about it if you feel uncomfortable

so how's asia?

nope

Vertigo

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Because she wants to be tortured and raped to death. Thats her fetish.
What she doesnt know yet is that her family is next after her funeral.

Nice choice for the movie. Tell me a joke

Show us your drink

Here is a joke:
>thot wont post tits, thot gets tortured and raped to death

nice thighs

I'm not at all uncomfortable with it. Would love a threesome or even just to watch her with another girl.

If she ever left me for a girl though...now that would be pretty devastating.

What was your first time with a girl like?

put arms behind head

who's taking the pics?

Lmao what kind of autistic shit is this

No tits ? Wtf ! Show tits you dumb cunt ! Schnell !

rape and torture in coming and remember your family is going to experience the same. I am going to start with your little brother and his boipussy.

how often do you post on Yea Forums pics of yourself?

ever sneak one into a pics you shouldnt thread?

I am def. posting pics of her corpse in one of those threads.

It's him boys

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Show feet

Where are you from? How tall are you? Your body is nice.

cheers
what did the schizophrenic say after sex? - And, who was I? ;)

hope that you get to watch/enjoy someday!
my first time with another girl was full of surprises, I always thought that sleeping with a girl would be "missing something" - turned out to be just as satisfying and amazing, just in another way than with a man

pic related, sorry i cant manage to actually capture my arms up there rn, gotta press the photo button and move fast
my webcam

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Tits or gtfo. Cry for attention on reddit since you won't

Back to plebbit fucking white knight. She won't fuck you, but I am going to fuck her and the more she tries to fight me the harder my bbc gets.

tits or gtfo

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have sex incels

Too hard

You ever done anal? If so, did he blow inside you?

just like this but lower your shirt, letitsnow.

Decent joke. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere

Go to bed Billy it's late.

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lmao, what a faggot

bruh

You went to all the effort to select all of those posts. What a faggot.

How long have you been faggoting or where you always one?

>cheers
Well they are and they look great in those stockings.

>nope, i'm not a foot fetish kinda person
Suck your toes anyway

LOOK AT THIS DUDE. WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS. OH NO NO NO. HAAAAAAAAAA

so are we going to see anything?

>pic related, sorry i cant manage to actually capture my arms up there rn, gotta press the photo button and move fast
Speedy

It's just a prank bro
Yes.
Nigger.
Nigger.

No you're a nigger

this is I think the third time that I posted pics, so not that often considering how long I've been here
and no, haven't - that's a nice idea though

european masterrace, 170cm and thanks

i like you
yes and yes, loved it
have this instead? thought it looked better

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Bet you won't take your shirt off no balls

Only a nigger would say that

if i were a girl id probably sneak into those threads and pretend to be a horny ex boyfriend just to get....... data

>t. nigger

Show lips

Bend overrrr

>.png
Why are some of your posts PNG?

Sharpie in pooper

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Hottt

Im going to ask the most important question of them all -- Are you a trap? This is Yea Forums, and its 2019. I have to ask for the sake of these poor incels getting their hopes up.

if pussy: do a pussy tribute for me

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Because its a dude reposting old pics.

stop with all the pleasantries and give Yea Forums what it wants lady, tits or gtfo christ.

Ben Doverson

Is it hard to be a trap in Europe ?

Why are you seeking attention on Yea Forums

You think Yea Forums is misogynistic generally?

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That is a dudes forearm and hands. You faggots are thirsty retards.

Des, because in European law it is legal to rape and torture traps to death. Especially if they refuse to post tits.

don't show face it's fine but letitsnow

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkDcgtHf0g

Music fan?

A butt is fine too.

Chill, ya little virgin

>european
Guten tag.

>170cm
How much do you weigh?

Chill tf out fag

>>inb4 summerfags tits or gtfo (come on we all know the rules are to be respected)
Oh, wow! A shitty boring slut who feels that rules don't apply to her. Wow. What a breath of fresh air. I was worried that you were going to be just another low value person looking desperately for attention; especially bad attention, because you've learned that it's much easier to get that than to be a higher value person who garners good attention by being interesting or talented in some way. Whew

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Someone finally said it lol

holy shit how are you neets so interested in what she has to say? she hasn't even come close to exposing herself. wtf is wrong wit hyou guys. we used to have standards and rules.

such a waste, OP is no fun

Yes Yea Forums, of course Yea Forums.

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Ikr. Hilarious how they line up, literally just to talk with a girl that could easily be a trap.

Holly fuck you have good legs

You can’t even see them? What a fucking incel

Shaddap nerd. I'll bet you kiss girls

ok it took me fucking 10 minutes cause captcha error
delivering but also please consider:
he's right

thank you for your service, no i'm not
is that a real question? yeah duh

alright getting dressed and going for another dunk adventure, lurk you soon Yea Forums, it was fun

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We gottem boys

thank you for delivering.

also youre welcome guys.

wtf you mean "we" that was me.

Thank you for your service ma'am.

Don't get me wrong...I like a cute trap (actual trap, with tits). But saying you're a femanon without proving it is bullshit.

This is 2019. Even traps have tits now. Rules need to be rewritten...show puss with timestamp or GTFO.

Ain't buyin for one second this is a true famanon. There are no women's on teh interwebz.

Sara?

Again...man hands and arms if I've ever seen them. I've been on Yea Forums long enough to know a trap when I see one.

sharpie in pooper

>Thank you for your service ma'am.

Instead of...
Thank you for your cervix ma'am.

Cuz HE ain't got one.

Nice. Don't even care if trap desu. More thighs.

You're a hoot.

See ya.

Thanks for delivering.

That's what I came here to say. That'd be a nice treat for us, femanon

This is definitely a trap, everyone here is a faggot

We don't mind

Tits or GTFO?
More like
Tits AND THEN GTFO

Op holy shot what a cutie

How old were you when you first posted tits here ?

Can we get a butt pic ?

Yea, we do mind fag.

second

all in favor say "I"

Assuming you arent an ugly whore, for why do woman come on this site, let alone board?

are you virgin?

Ass please i do like chubbies ass

Do you think that back in the days, Yea Forums was better. Note its mostly shitty porn.

Wanna be my friend?

How much of your necklace fits on your asshole?

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> not a virgin
did you get ~250k out of losing your virginity? if not, how does it feel knowing that you wasted such a valuable asset?

>bruh moment
Hope this gets you closer to that pussy

Hey so you seem really cool and cute and stuff I was wondering if we could see your ass? If not it’s cool too

tits or gtfo

"chubby" ? Like cmn girl you ain't even close to being chubby

Feet pic please?

Do you want to get any fatter?