You ylyl you lose
>god tier funny
You ylyl you lose
Brayden Kelly
Austin Ramirez
Hunter Diaz
William Myers
I haven’t lost in years. But I lost to that.
Kayden Scott
Yeah, REAL funny so far...
Camden Taylor
Michael Miller
Just sad tbh
Jonathan Martinez
Jackson Diaz
Blowing out my GOT memes
Austin Smith
Bentley Murphy
Post cursed memes
Hunter Carter
This count?
Benjamin Young
Yes
Lucas Mitchell
Aaron Morgan
Every fucking time
Ryder Cook
Sure.
Jackson Ross
I know.
I get into fits of laughter to where I can't breathe
Really want to try Human Guts and Steamed Horse
Jackson Ramirez
Nathaniel Hall
Lincoln Thompson
>I'll kill you 666
I fucking lost.
Jayden Sullivan
Connor Jenkins
Hudson Barnes
Andrew Barnes
Loss
Classic
Asher Gomez
Jaxon Kelly
Hunter Bailey
Can someone let me know if worth read?
Michael Ward
Josiah Edwards
Logan King
Zachary Carter
god damnit this one still gets me
Jackson Taylor
dude, get off of twitter and read a book sometimes.
Dylan Johnson
Hudson Phillips
Brandon Wright
I can read fine. I'm just on mobile right now and can't zoom in enough. If it's worth the laugh I would boot up my porn machine and read it
Zachary Ramirez
Charles Butler
Alexander Jackson
tard story in 4 acts - i really enjoyed it
plus: its probably true
Benjamin Morgan
wtf
Jace James
Austin Peterson
Ian Howard
Kek.
James Hill
Connor Brooks
Sebastian Moore
Levi Davis
Christian Morris
Parker Gray
Lost immediately
Brayden Collins
Cameron Hernandez
Zachary Butler
Julian Murphy
Ian Bailey
Justin Watson
Ryder King
Owen Smith
Robert Sanchez
Thomas Gutierrez
Connor Cook
Luis Morgan
James Walker
Christopher Roberts
I remember captcha comics. They were funny
Oliver Cruz
Colton Martin
Don't bother
Jacob Powell
I'll have the abortion waste, a pot brownie---and a diet Pepsi, please.
Anthony Nguyen
How have you not seen that before. It's in just about every other ylyl thread on a daily basis
Cooper Murphy
Jace Perez
some people arent newfags. thanks bro
Robert Cruz
Ethan Evans
What is this? Explain?
Logan Miller
Dylan Smith
Joseph Richardson
Brandon Foster
Juan Stewart
god I hate women
Nolan Martinez
fit stuff
Brandon Sullivan
kek
Samuel Sanchez
you just havent found the right one yet.
stay calmed and everything will be alright
Christian Ward
Elijah Cruz
Blake Sanders
What was the name of the artist again?
David Thompson
Hunter Stewart
I'm 28 man, fuck women.
David Cox
Andrew Murphy
>My twisted world by Theon Greyjoy
Adam Bell
Matthew Jenkins
oglaf comics, sometimes gay
Easton Kelly
Ew newfag detected.
Logan James
sounds like you have made bad experiences in the past, and you might be frustrated - but believe me when i say: its all gone as soon as you found the right person for you
Jayden Gutierrez
there have never been oldfags
Jackson Turner
Eli Peterson
Jacob Foster
I fucking lost
Luis Gonzalez
Caleb Nguyen
Asher Morgan
i am detected fuck pee piss shit tits cock \ball
Michael Myers
Decent read but no way that's all true
Ethan Ramirez
David Ramirez
you americano?
i want it to be true. makes it even funnier
Ethan Davis
does this make up for my newfaggotry?
Julian Hernandez
you would be right except that dudes that run around declaiming they hate women every time they see a single annoying one are not likely to find love. it's like all these dipshits talking about how dumb women are. yea dude, cause dumb dudes don't attract smart to themselves. this guy is probably hopeless. don't mass murder us, hopeless guy.
Henry Ramirez
The only women I need is 2d normalfag, better watch out for another one like me kills somebody you love.
Jaxon Williams
Fuck Off nigger bitch tits, asshole!
Eli Gutierrez
nah man - call me a libtard or a fuckhead, but i strongly believe that if you are okay with yourself and as gay as it sounds, you accept yourself the way you are, others will too. than hatred for yourself and others vanishes and offers space for love
Parker Evans
Hot. Moar?
Dylan Edwards
i pity you
Isaiah Bennett
You treat people like him like shit all their lives, what the fuck do you expect to happen?
Logan Green
Oliver Campbell
Lost
Daniel Collins
hot or not?
Christian Gutierrez
hey bro, i'm as big a libtard as they come. all the way. i want to believe. it's hard to do alone. dude probably needs some therapy.
Ian Green
John Gray
Smart kid
Jason Fisher
i dont get the spam filter wtf
Juan Jones
it's a good point. hard for me to feel sympathetic for somebody who goes around casually saying they hate women. you're not wrong, though.
Jaxon Flores
Matthew Mitchell
hahhahahahha si funny hahah go to a porn thread nigger
Oliver Gomez
>gloves
Jaxson Nguyen
no
Jeremiah Clark
Parker Sanchez
Samuel Evans
its a feels thread now
Daniel Cooper
i am really confused
Jose Johnson
James Martinez
unironically lost here
Joseph Evans
One again another shit thread.
It doesn’t matter what “tier” you call it, 14yo always come in with the dumbest shit and fuck it up.
Zachary Powell
Colton Cook
Dem fuggin' eyes...
Oliver Cook
>not my b anymore
Benjamin Gutierrez
>damn normies
Dylan Wright
Oliver Jackson
Benjamin Sanders
Helicopter pie you say?
Austin Hill
Dylan Bell
Easton Hill
EVERYBOOOODEEEE! MOOOOVE YOUR FEET AND FEEL UNIIIIIIIIITED! WHOOOOAH-OH-OH!
Jose Watson
Fake and dumb as hell. There’s no reason she would invite him back just to sleep on the couch, she would’ve known how her dad would act.
Gabriel Sanders
Connor King
I'm drunk because I am Depressed
Thomas Campbell
Dominic Richardson
Lol Fucking Americans. And they think they're smart.
James Martinez
it might not be as bad as it seems
Jaxson Bennett
OBSESSED
Elijah Powell
Yee I'm Americano. Obviously I will pretend it's real to make it more enjoyable, but I've hard my own tard experiences and know that the violent ones don't last
Henry Diaz
Samuel Parker
It's me. I'm the joke
Justin Peterson
experience as a student? what happens to tards who are violent? are there additional tard teachers in regular schools to deal with them, or are there just the normal teachers?
Jace James
Im having a stroke
Evan Johnson
Yep..
Samuel Hernandez
Gonna need some sauce on this user
Jonathan Brooks
"you" are not the joke, there might some aspects of you, that dont appeal to you - but you should differenciate between yourself as a person and some tiny little aspects that you want to get rid off
Matthew Morales
Parker Wilson
Aaron Rogers
William Anderson
Levi Sanchez
Summer Grass Winter?
Cooper Carter
I look like him alot.
Logan Lee
is that Dan Avidan?
Hunter Perry
Kevin Gonzalez
well, at least dont act like a total neckbeard in front of others
Brandon Ross
Josiah Roberts
you know that cause/effect relationship runs both ways, right? i can tell you from experience.
Luis Brooks
i think not, but this youghurt guy has a website i visited once some years back. there was like a thousand more pics like this
Brayden Jenkins
Lucas Gray
ahhhh shaddap ya tranny
Cooper Campbell
Easton Hughes
does alcohol help? for real?
Isaac Perry
That right there my guys is no other than the great String-Emil!
Ethan Jackson
Jason Rodriguez
I am
Julian Russell
Ok
Gavin Thomas
what? no. depression and alcohol are mutually reinforcing. a suicidal dialectic.
Isaiah Garcia
Alexander Hill
...
Grayson Clark
you are also dumb because you are stupid. funny how that goes
Andrew Anderson
now you're 41
Drunk one here from above. I don't ever drink but decided for some beer due to relation issues. I have terrible anxiety and it appears i am thinking less.
Gavin Brooks
ah yeeees
i didnt notice during my last visit that this guy is german.
man this guy is the best
Isaac Smith
Gabriel Price
Colton Cook
wouldnt it be more produvtice if you'd be thinking ~more~ to work on your anxiety and the issues to solve them?
Zachary Fisher
Well my school was small, so there was no separate tard class. Closest thing we had was like a once weekly thing called AIS which taught stupid kids how to talk and pronounce words like a human. Anyway, in 1st grade we had a kid named lathum (who looking back probably had severe autism). Anyway, one day (can't remember why) he bit me on the fore arm so hard that I had to leave school and get antibiotics. He got immediately moved to a school capable of handling this tier of autism. Year or two later I hear my parents talking about how lathum was now in juvy because he flipped a table over onto his tutor/tard Wrangler and cranked her over the head with a book. From my experience it seems like there isn't much tolerance for violence, even if tarded
Dominic Long
"I deserve to be paid 60k a year"
Ryan Morales
When I think, I think of senerios. good and and bad. Like If we divorced, multiple ways it could go. Or if we stayed together. I don't like this at all. I've gone through it my entire life
Grayson Baker
Blake Anderson
Colton Torres
Jason James
Josiah Gonzalez
what juvy? eurofag here
is it a good system not to separate tards as long as they do not kill people? im not sure
Tyler Cooper
What the fuck is this?
Hudson Williams
if there was a genie who would grant you a solution for all your problems - what would change, how would the new situation look like? divorced or not?
Brody Johnson
Colton Bennett
nice hair
Leo Collins
holy shit that is an old picture
Luke Allen
Julian Morris
Pull the plug lmao
Gavin Reyes
Story?
Henry Martin
No I'm generally not a total neckbeard in terms of personality, I just look like one. I hope anyway!
Angel Gutierrez
i wish you the best for whatever you achieve - bless you
Dominic Sanders
I suppose if you go around being a shitty white knight on Yea Forums some septum piercing having feminist will like making you her bitch and leaving you for some chad so she can live off your child support.
Colton Brown
Holy shit
Liam Lewis
Fucking pan seared babies 2.70$ ha
Ryan White
Juvy is basically kid jail. juvy gets it's Nick name because it's called "juvenile detention" or something like that. And I think its good to separate the ones that are disruptive. If they are nice, let them stay. For example there was a tard the year above me who everyone loved because he was just the nicest kid you'll ever meet, so he was fine. His younger brother (also a tard) was a different case... If you would wanna hear about him lmk
Carson Collins
id welcome some greentexts
Wyatt Cook
thank you user
Lincoln Harris
Was boxy never not queen??!
Ian Parker
there were a few months when she was fat, but she was, is and will always be our queen.
she's muh queen
Bentley Foster
Are you actually retarded?
I'm genuinely asking
Blake Gomez
This
There will only ever be 1 true queer of Yea Forums, and that's our Boxxy
Ayden Edwards
This went from YLYL to whatever the fuck
Sebastian Cooper
Daniel Morales
Oliver Jones
Steve-O's comin' for you sucka
Jaxson Hernandez
Thats brilliant kek
Jace Wright
fuuuuuuuuuck
Isaiah Wright
Luke Stewart
Definitely lost... First time in a while
Aaron Stewart
Holy fuck....same.
Joseph Butler
who should care what you think lol
John Davis
almost had one typed out and my retarded ass accidentally closed the tab. Ill retype it now, but just wanted to let you know I didnt forget
Joshua Stewart
>implying some mediocre greentext is comparable to a book
Carter Ortiz
Benjamin Scott
Lmao
Jayden Anderson
Is that supposed to be Roland from The Dark Tower - Books - Stephen King?
Oliver Sanders
Look boys, a roastie print
Jacob Jackson
so two retarded kids are in my school, connor and matt. conner is nice, and a year older, matt is aggressive and a year younger. Both super autistic, must have been something in the water at that house.
>be in music class one year. Classes like music, art and gym are combined at my school since its so small
>so two years are in the same class, like 3rd grade and 4th, or 5th and 6th
>this means that every other year I either share these classes with connor or matt
>this year I am with matt
>so we are in music class, and at this time the state farm "fender bender" commercials are very common
>we think its funny to sing the fender bender jingle instead of the real song in music class
>turns out this angers matt
>just the saying fender bender gets him red in the face, some sort of trigger word for him I guess
>anyway, this one day we are sitting on the carpet watching this weird musical about some plant that eats people or some shit
>we have folders full of sheet music and are supposed to sing along whenever a song comes on in the movie
>my friends and I obviously are singing the fender bender jingle to try and get a rise out of matt
>success. He stands up and scream "ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH"
>tears the folder and all the music in it in half with little to no effort
>scatters the papers around and starts breathing heavy
>fat gay music teacher is bewildered and doesn't know how to react
>basically just leaves us alone with this raging tard as he waddles across the room to call the principle.
>principle comes, everyone gets in trouble, pretty much end of story
most of these greentexts are gonna be kinda short and not nearly as dramatic as the neal stories, but ill type them up anyway
Cameron Brooks
Nathan Roberts
Got kids?
Evan Myers
hahhahahahah lost it
Aaron Roberts
Ask Brian
Cameron Scott
Lucas Gray
missing the last panel where the girl says some shit about the fat asses eating disorder
Andrew Baker
I fucking lost
Nolan Morales
Can concur. Thick is infinitely better.
Jason Moore
Nice feet
Dylan Peterson
Lost
Lucas Richardson
Hunter Taylor
Dominic Phillips
.
Samuel Thomas
Burms make shitty pets.
Adam Russell
heres "Harry Potter"
>be in gym class, 7th grade (meaning this year was spent with Connor the 8th grader)
>we dont have a locker room or anything cause small school so we all get changed in the bathroom
>its no big deal because no one gets naked (usually) because we just switch into T-shirts and shorts.
>however this time around, me and my friends start making jokes about how we are starting to grow pubes and should shave our names or various stupid shapes into them
>Connor takes this as invitation to share a personal story
>"HAHA MATT THINKS ITS FUNNY WHEN I SHOW HIM THE HARRY POTTER"
>a unison "what?" comes from the rest of the kids in the room
>WHEN WE TAKE BATHS MATT CALLS MY PEEPEE HARRY POTTER"
>so turns out these relatively old (8th and 6th grade) kids still bathe together.... like I said, something in the water at that house.
>we all start laughing or saying shit like "ew gross dude"
>mfw this motherfucker pulls his pants down to expose what I can only describe as a full on afro of pubes that completely covered his genitals in beard like fashion
>we are all repulsed and frozen in awe. He then pulls his pants back up and we move on with our day
Charles Williams
Caleb Baker
Video is reversed, snakes rarely disgorge anything.
Who's Brian?
Ethan Lopez
YEP
Christopher Morris
my head hurts
Thomas Garcia
jump on the dogs back pin it, and choke it out. That's what i had to do, dog couldn't do shit and passed out. More than enough people to do it.
Are all these retards on drugs?
Isaiah Harris
Welcome to Rochester
Chase Anderson
Apparently just get the hose?
Luis Jenkins
Top fucking kek
Daniel Perry
Luis Smith
one of my personal favorites, the "satellite scratcher"
>be in music class, this year is with connor
>rumors have spread about why Matt hasn't been to school the past few days. In a small school rumors spread fast
>kids are saying "matt went to jail" and shit like that
>I dont believe that, so I decide to ask connor wtf happened
>turns out that matt and connors neighbors when on vacation, and thought it would be a nice learning experience to pay the boys to "house sit" for them.
>absolutely terrible decision
>connor recants the story for me
>turns out that on day fucking 1 of house sitting Matt smashed all the windows in the house with a baseball bat
>but did he stop there? fuck no.
>he then managed to access their TV satellite and carved a bunch of swastikas and his name into it
>as his grand finale he shot their cat with pellet gun
>the gun must have been decently powerful because Connor claimed that the cat scurried out one of the broken windows only to lay down and die about 100 meters from the house
>now at this time a driver seemed to notice this and got out his car to inspect the cat
>he must have noticed the other carnage and called the police
>connor said that Matt tried to blame him but connor was quick to point out that the satellite clearly had "matt" carved into it
>matt was then taken to a mental hospital and evaluated and held for a couple weeks, which is why he wasnt in school.
(the mental hospital part is 100% true, because my parents confirmed this with me. They were always very open with me about shit like that. As for the other shit, I didn't witness it but I assume its true because connor isnt the type to lie)
Jordan Baker
Eli Richardson
Good man
Mason Cruz
Constrictors are very well known for regurgitating their food as a means for a quick escape if danger is present
Oliver Nguyen
For some reason I want to fucking kill that woman
Austin Taylor
Robert Perry
Joshua Butler
cant believe i lost on this
Isaac Baker
Adrian Hall
fucking lost
Lucas Hill
Chase Murphy
good one, i love that song
Jaxon Morgan
If a burm eats a meal big enough that it can't flee predators while it digests, it is very likely to regurg when threatened. This is how they generally recover the victims of snake attacks where they are native.
Elijah Brown
Caleb Perry
Jonathan Rivera
that gave me a fucking stroke
Sebastian Ross
Based on the tattoos clearly not the same guy.... What's funny?
Owen Parker
Lol reminds me of king Krimson
Wyatt Sullivan
Nolan Nguyen
????
Gabriel Russell
w
Jace Lewis
lol
Brandon Martinez
That was close
Parker Rogers
Joshua Jones
Little man!
Benjamin Watson
This is gold
Connor Morris
Elijah Richardson
Lost
Oliver Phillips
Jordan Martinez
Aiden Cox
this is ridiculous
Asher Jenkins
Cute photo but a daily reminder: please do not feed kitter spagitter for real. They are carnivores and need meat, not wheat.
Jonathan Allen
David Butler
Where
Jaxson Hall
i spit all over my phone
Kayden Edwards
Idiot
Aiden Rodriguez
Nice bait
Thomas Johnson
lost
Easton Diaz
Dominic Brown
It still works!
Kayden Stewart
fuck
Mason Nelson
Unironically me from 2008 to now.
Benjamin Foster
What really went down in the D Club
Juan Morales
girl on left is a bit thicc. girl on right is nearly tess holiday fat.
Adrian Peterson
I Can hear the fucking frame creaking AND the engine struggling.
Jordan Thompson
The worst part is that the Jews STILL don't understand what they POSSIBLY could have done to make the WHOLE world HATE them. And they expect US to feel bad about that.
Zachary Lee
I have never lost so hard in my life
Jaxon Butler
That’s not funny. That’s really depressing
Jordan Gray
Sebastian Sullivan
Nathan Campbell
lost fuck
Noah Evans
suicide pill please
Mason Campbell
& Knuckles
Isaiah Lopez
They were probably flirting.
Isaac Jones
The guy has cerebral palsy or something. Unfortunately for him he doesn't have access to medical treatments for the sickness. The caretakers made that contraption for him thinking it'll keep him comfortable in some remote way.
Noah Jackson
Oliver Jackson
Fuck you! My attention whore GF is probably by my bedside with the crocodile tears too isn't she?
FUCK OFF I'M SLEEPING!!!!!!
Jace Foster
>fucking burn marks on the pad
lmao
Nicholas Perry
Never happened it's a fabrication as much as I wish it was true.
Mason Sanders
Kick the dog in the head,like RIGHT where the lower jaw meets the skull. THEN pin the dog.
Parker Ortiz
This is what happens when fucking society tells you that you should look a certain way. Then niggaz don’t fit that mold or w/e and depression occurs. Fuck society perception. Get high, do you and breath nigga
Nathaniel Myers
It's just some Asian dude with a terrible disease that causes him shit tons of pain, so his family erected (kek) that little contraption lined with comfy fluff and shit to keep him comfortable till he dies.