So for a few years I have been pushing pencil sized rods of shit from my dickhole...

Dude you you need to go to the fucking doctor

Your colon is somehow connected to your bladder? kek
Get som surgery dude

rolll

how often does this appear?

Dude fuck all of these people keep your shame to yourself and die with your dignity intact.
Also pics of your dickhole that thing must be massive.

rolling

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Hello Mr. Op.

Thou shall google the following..

> "Recto-Urethral Fistula"

It requires surgery to fix, but it's an easy surgery. Once it's done your dick won't burn when you pee anymore and you'll stop getting UTIs so often.

> pic of your dickhole , must be massive

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Medfag here
I like how people say this 'could' be a sign of serious illness. It ABSOLUTELY IS a sign of serious illness. If those came from your ass it would have been a telltale sign of colon cancer, let alone your penis. Go to a doctor, now.

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rollin'

Do you piss and cum out off your ass too?

roll

Do it fag

You have a fistula. Get it corrected or you can die.

hey op what the fuck

Rollerino

As said by another user this sounds like Recto-Urethral Fistula. You need surgery.

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Kek

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Pics of your dickhole or atleast stick your dick turd up your nose. These fine Yea Forumsrothers have diagnosed your disgusting bodily functions and they deserve something in return

put it up your nose its what the people want

so fucking close

what the fuck again?

not even

rooooooolll

watch this i got this. rolling

another one

roll

but is it against the law tho?

D U B S O F P R O P H E C Y

niggers tongue my anus

jam that shit up your nose

mods are sleep post ponys

fuuuck. and now i had the cooldown timer so no chance i get trips now :(

behold, the trips have commeth

trips

here maybe now?

OP two things:

1) post pics of your dickhole (auxiliary poop hole) please
2) my girlfriend wants to know you're banging anyone with your poopdick and ejaculating poop into their womb
3) she's actually a nurse and says this sort of fistula rarely occurs without trauma so she wants to know what you've been putting up your ass

Thanks

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bitch ass tis!!

Also I meant three things

piss tits ass bitch

bitch nigger penis

again

again

rollio

rolando

bloody fucking hell can i pleeeasse get some trips up in this thread for gods fucking sake?! jesus christ i've been trying for the past 10 fucking years now so please, just this once, for fucks sack, give me my trips REEEEEE

What a terrible fetish.

Putting literal shit in your urethra is just asking for an infection.

smegma

OP is gone. Fag would of never put it in his nose anyway.

yeah yeah i get that, but give me trips and i'll stop >:(

rolling again

cock ass balls tits shit piss

Don't listen to this guy OP, embrace your talent.

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hmmm bmaybe now please?

You're shitting from your dick? Is your dick attached to your nipple by any chance?

tits piss ass, yes?

AAAAH!!!!
REEEEEEEE!!!

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Definitely need the answers to questions two and three. Also, if trips...

Ez trips. Now put it up your nose.

so you're getting snake shit from your dick?

stop fucking your pet snake op

The level of retardation here is astronomical.

It's physically fucking impossible for a log of shit to wind up in your urinary tract. Fuck this bullshit thread

this has me a little worried about my own anal adventures....

If I get trips snort it up like a line of coke!

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TALES FROM Yea Forums

NUMBER 23

>be me
>alone in my room
>trying to get trips
>not getting any
>scream in anger
>mother comes to my room
>asks what's wrong
>i tell her i loosing bideo game
>mfw too embarrased to tell her i'm on Yea Forums trying to get trips so OP while shove penis shit up his nose
>mfw i get trips with this comment

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NIGGER ASS PISS BALLS WHORE!! WHERE ARE MY TRIPS!?! HUH!?

Looks totally normal to me.
I'm a licensed doctor btw

I'll give rolling a shot

roll

MFW

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Someone told me that shit can start coming out of your cock if you have sythalis.... Not sure if that true however the guy who told me has never bullshitrd me and he has a lot of STD's as he has stuck his cock into many some dirty little whores in his time and has had them all except the HIV ..... Might be worth getting tested as you have something seriously wrong and it needs sorting.... It clearly isn't gonna get any better if you ignore it ..... Good luck

hmm maybe yes now please?

What the fuck am I supposed to say to a doctor?

There's nothing in my medical history that would suggest this is a possibility

Rolling rolling rolling

Shit is coming out of my dick

Na

Op its from all the anal sex you been having. They ripped your insides and now you must shit from your dick. Sorry bud. I would encourage you to go to the dr.

bitch tits! bitch tits! bitCH TITS!!

give me my trippies

Most likely a fistula. Somewhere your digestive system empties into your urinary tract or bladder or whatever. I’ve heard of a woman shitting out of her vagina because of it, the doctor did one operation and she’s all good. You should take care of it. You might be the talk of the town for a minute but no one will ever know it’s you besides less than twenty medical professionals who’ve seen people with their faces blown off or whatever. It’s no big deal to them. The human body is shit

That your dick is shitting you are the nastiest nigger in this thread, and you have a deformity that can kill you too? It might be better for you to cut the lower half of your body off, that would be better to explain.

HEY

.

To your first question, no. I don't want strangers on the internet fapping to my fucked up urethra

Second, I'm on Yea Forums and you expect me to cum in someone

Third, I don't think there's anything I've done that would cause that big of an injury

FUCKS SAKEEEE!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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So your asshole doesn't poo?

With all the people saying it's dangerous, I'd rather not be Captain Poopdick

HEY OP, do you see me struggle trying to get trippies, yes? will you shove them up your nose if i actually get trips? :)

I'm a turbovirgin.

also, rerolling.

bitch lasagna

rollllll

bitch titties

Off By One Kenobi Am i Right Guys?

god i need friends

soon ooof aaaaaaa biiiiiiiiiitch!!!!

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Hrbehufervberk

Why do u capitalize every first letter of each word you type. Are you some sort of trailer trash teenage girl or somthing?

trips get

To prove to people that I am OP here's another picture

I closed the thread and came back to it. Will answer as many questions as I can

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YEESSSSS!!!!! YEEEESSS BITCH ASS NIGGER DICK!!! SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH!!!! I GOT TRIPPS!! I GOT THE TRIPPIESS BABBBEEY!! FIRST TIME EVER I GOT TRIPS! YESSSSS!!!

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Post picture of dickhole and snort the thing. Will make Yea Forums great again single handed friend

answer me here
because i just got them trips babey

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winrar

Still not posting fap material for strangers to look at.

nice trips my dude, but check out this:

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Have you really never put large/violent things in your ass?
How old are you?
Do you ever get UTIs or other infections?
Post pics of dickhole

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LULZ FAIL

"waaa waaaa they're gonna fap to my dick waaaa" shut the fuck up you fucking retard. i hope you die in your sleep from your colon cancer nitwit

do you poop from your ass at all or just dick? also did you ever have diarrhea from your dick? you should also stick it up your nose since just got trips

it's been an hour and a half. op already died.

this. don't be a faggot OP

Rolling for shit snooters

I shit from my ass but sometimes its from my dick. It becomes really hard to piss until it comes out

too late dude, check out

Still here, just closed the browser. Scroll up and I posted another pic as proof

No one is gonna fap to that
It's just curiosity
It's time for you to give back to Yea Forums

why did you wait so long to tell anyone? why didn't you go to the doctor the first time this happened?

What am I supposed to tell them

THAT
YOU
SHIT
FROM
YOUR
DICK

Are you fucking stupid? you tell them you are shitting out of your dick hole you silly cunt!

I'm enough of a social retard anyways

Your penile veins are crossed, grind up goats tooth and mix with vinegar of willow, smoke it with ivy leaves. I am dr.

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holy fucking shit OP my sides

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Balance my humors.

Balance my humors

Op is a faggot troll. Probably just a sick fuck that likes to play with his shit and rolling it up in his hands like clay

maybe go up to the doctor and say: hey i know this might sound weird but i'm concerned this maaaay not be completely normal. i shit from my FUCKING DICK, YOU HEAR ME? I MAKE POOPOO FROM MY PEEPE, NOW PLEAZE FIX DIS MR. DOCTOR-SAN! KYAA!!

kek

Put me in the SCREENSHOT

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i mean yeah wasn't that obvious? but for the slight chance somethign on the internet is not just mere pretend and it's real, let's roll with it. asshole faggot

Dickhole pic or gtfo
No one is gonna fap to that
It's just curiosity
It's time for you to give back to Yea Forums

I laughed way too hard

what screenshot? oh that screenshot? yeah get me in the frame aswell!

I don't know where else to talk about shit coming from my fucking cock.

include me

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CONK

OP is mentally ill.

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Roll

I flushed it down the toilet after I took the picture

op may be retarted, but that pic is dumb thicc booi

like in a good way if you get me, those hips are *chefs kiss* fantastico!

OP why the fuck you starting a thread if you ain't answering no questions?

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I am.

Dude you can piss, shit and cum from the same place. You’re a marvel of engineering

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Shit again

Saw an interesting video once on youtube about something like this.

This link took a while to find but here it is for you youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

oofie

The trips have spoken,
But as always
>OP is fag

if this isnt real, what kind of fucking backwards spear-chucking third world shithole do you have to come from to have such a fucking bad education that you cant work out that your gastro-intestinal, and renal/urethral systems have a fucking problem that could potentially kill you, and then not have the goddamn initiative and self-preservation to go to a doctor to get it looked at?

OP, you may well be a walking advertisement for Darwinian selection.

you know we can see the embed right? pathethic

OP here. I won't go to the doctor unless the pain becomes unbearable. I can't imagine how awkward that visit would be. (I posted another picture above as proof)

Anywhere but the U.S. Canada, Germany, UK, France, and maybe Italy.
>shit happens

Akward is self-inflicted, get over your pussy ass shit and get help bro

bruh thays probably not poop

Its a me OP
Post pic above, cant see
Its poo from peepee

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Says the pleb not shitting poop out his urethra

OP here. Definitely is.

Kek, 90% of these faggots are lost on this jazz

Is it always solid or like do you get the diarrhea dick when you have an upset stomach?

just to add to your list: japan, denmark, switzerland, sweden, australia

Stop having Anal Sex

HOLY SHIT PUT IT THE FUCK BACK

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you are a genuine, bona-fide moron.

It is difficult to put into words just how monumentally stupid you must be. "unless the pain becomes..." Meaning there is already? That whole fecal matter potentially being pushed into the bladder, and causing massive urinary tract infections which could kill you from septic shock doesnt concern you because you think its awkward?

you may - just may - in fact deserve to be dissected on a slab and published in a medical textbook, as a warning to doctors how stupid some people are.

I can only assume you were taught in the fucking Brazilian jungle or something, given you are clearly as dumb as a bag of spanners.

It's happened a few times now but at least it comes out easier

Sont add countries that still have dysentery issues.

Don't*

OP go fucking see a doctor before they cut off your dick for inner infections and what not you fucking retard

>be burger in burgeristan
>think through your ass
>shit through your dick
>can't visit doctor

put me also in the Screenshot

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Is this the power of the Dragonborn?

I don't think it's that big of a deal

Excellent trips.

Hey lads come join this d*scord server its pretty kino tbqh

discord gg zEqbgGg

i lost, laughed for 10 minutes...

That's fucking gross. You nasty shit dick fucker.

Of ourse not, everyone in shitstakazan shits their penis

It's bait.

Could that possibly because you struggle to think at all?

Are you really that dense?

Trips, post video of you putting it back please

>I don't think it's that big of a deal

being this much of an american...

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Let this nigger die, he's too afraid to go to the doctor because
>meh akward xD

That he would rather SHIT FROM HIS COCK! there is no need to waste a medical professional's time with this. He will die from sepsis, and in return everyone will hear how fucking retarded he was for not going to the doctor for a medical emergency.

>no instead die from your shit cock, and have everyone who ever comes in contact with your dead body talk about how fucking dumb and disgusting you are for letting it go that long unattended.

>shits their penis
Imagine shitting penises out of your penis

>caring about illness
Being this much of "any foriegn country".
Sorry our health system 'Trumps' yours.

OP here. Will probably not respond for much longer. Might see a doctor, probably not.

>penile phallic expulsion

Make a new thread if it happens again.
This was quite entertaining.

You should, shitting cock is not healthy.

Google says this is how black babies are born. Can you fart thru ur piss hole?

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No

you trying to suck OP's shitting cock aren't you burger ?

iam sure he will fucking die...poor guy seriously..
he should go see a doctor before it gets too late....
god this place is a mess and why are burgers so fucking nasty ?? what's next ? a 4 arm'd cyclop pissing through his nosehole ?

Hidden shit, sneaky turtle. The Japanene have thought of natural ways to combat gross sand nogger stuff for centuries

Wow...re-read what was typed you speed reading retard.

so you think the U.S belongs on that list but the countries i listed don't? pathetic.

OP here. I couldn't afford medical bills anyway.

The perfect sex organ. He has a cloaca and a free hole to shove things in without consequence.

OP go see a fucking doctor you MORON
doctors won't make fun of you, that's why they are fucking doctors you stupid faggot

and no, this is seriously nothing to make fun of, except you're on this board. but in real life you should get a fucking grip you fucking asshole and go let it cure so you can fuck bitches in their mouths
you won't be doing that while it streams shit

i swear to god man...
am i just telling a burger to go to see a doc bc shitting through his penis is not normal ?

Stop raw-dogging your boyfriend up the ass when he has shit up there. You’re packing his shit into your dick. True story.

Go to Planned Parenthood for a STD test and then tell them what's really up... they'll hook you up.

40 minutes man don't get used to that.

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i love the way you cuss out OP while also giving him solid advice at the same time. like yes he's an absolute inbred moron but he SHOULd definitely go see a doctor for his own sake

this is so fucking sad man....
god knows i don't want to live in burgeristan
what a poor "nation"

>urethra farts

Isn't that just like abortions and shit

he is totally an inbred moron and needs to be choked until he realizes that his stupid ass needs visit a doctor...
but this
i mean this is just fucking sad....
i'd ditch my liver, my fingers or even an arm when the bill was too high for me but not my fucking penis man....

I have heard about this once before. A guy in Arizona. Dude almost died. Please go to the nearest e.r. take the shit with you

Fake and gay. Not only is it physically impossible, but that shit is way too thick to come from a dick hole.

Yea Forums needs to ban these fucking 14yo posting stupid shit

OP you are the shitdickingest faggot I ever seen

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i always chuckle at the phrase 'dumb as a bag of spanners.' it never fails.

You suck at trolling.
Extremely obvious that this is fake and you're trying to get others to do this dumb shit when you know they'll just get Urinary Tract Infections from it.

The damn shit isnt even small enough to fit in a dick even if its stretched out.

Roll I guess

I see you've been successfully cucked by Christian Right propoganda. No, abortions are less than a tenth of what they do, they do pretty much everything related to reproductive health, which includes cancer screenings and STI checks, as well as telling you why shit's coming out of your dickhole (and giving you a referral to a specialist)

My girlfriend had it once I found it really hot.
Unfortunately it only lasted a few weeks

>To prove to people that I am OP here's another picture

That's not extruded, as you pretend it is through your dickhole. That's rolled up.

Go away with your lies and pathetic cry for attention, little boy.

Exactly what you told us idiot. You're going to die if you do not go to a doctor right the fuck now

>There's nothing in my medical history that would suggest this is a possibility
your pic-related would beg to differ.

wtf, why can't I reply?

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>OP go fucking see a doctor before they cut off your dick for inner infections and what not you fucking retard

This isn't the only risk. The greater risk is that his urethra will become obstructed and he will start uncontrollably pissing out his ass.

Clearing that requires cutting open your urethra and bladder to remove the obstruction and cleaning the abscess,

>filleting your dick with a scalpel.
>scooping out the infection with a melonballer
>dick never works right again.

>There's nothing in my medical history that would suggest this is a possibility
Your pic-related would beg to differ

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Fucking rofl

u just did

Holy fuck OP, go to the doctor or kill yourself before your dick-shit does.

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it's probably this: healthcare.utah.edu/urology/conditions/recto-urethral-fistula.php

you need to see a doctor yesterday

Uh oh OP is literally retarded
Have fun fucking getting septic shock and dying you idiot

Put me in the screencap

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what the actual fuck-- wait, you know what? fuck it i'm out

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it is called sounding it is a fetish & use plenty of lube the urethra call is 1 cell thick and can tear extremely easily & is extremely painful when it does tear

Very nice, but let's see paul Allen's dubs

Kek..this is the best thing I've seen in a while. Thank you based dick shitter OP

This thread has me in fucking tears! Pure Gold!

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>6969
>nice

This seems legit.

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A recto-urethral fistula

Wait... Nono, false alarm. My dong is twitching on its own.

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'tis

roll

Nigga das clay

post video of it happening, but seriously go to the doc

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Who the fuck are you quoting?

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This fucking thread.
>>Wow meme.exe

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thread: saved

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Because no one would ever fabricate a story on the internet, especially not on Yea Forums.

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fistula : abnormal opening btwn body parts.

make appt w/ ur doc for exam by urologist.

sorry abt all the lowlife juveniles responding
.

great graphik

+1

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Is op dead?

Room

Fuck

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so r we gonna get a video or what???

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