My gf sent me a text message today saying that she wants to end our relationship

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I agree it's retarded, but fingers have the dexterity and range of motion a dick doesn't. Far easier to make a woman orgasm with your fingers. I always start sex that way.
Then they come fast with the dick and they call back after.

obvious bait is obvious... still many fags actually believe a 5"-6" is "small"

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this is fake shit. take it from someone who actually has a gf, girls dont care about size at all and barely care about sex for the most part. people (virgins) who think otherwise have seen too much porn

not even if it is really small? like 4.5" or less?

>women send a chart with numbers in it.
shit tier bait

yes. literally why would they care

You just saved $45K. You are a lucky bastard.

>Average cost of wedding, $30k
>Average cost of divorce, $15k

This is absolutely retarded, I'm only replying to this b8 to save fellow anons from the bad penis envy I used to suffer.

The average size is ~5-5.5" based on the most comprehensive study available.

The average preference for women per another study is ~6-6.5"x4.5-5"

Not bait. This site draws from multiple different studies and datasets.
Porn is exaggerated and dudes with big dicks brag a lot. There's a really false perception and an unhealthy obsession among men on what size a dick "should" be and what's normal.

I'd post the link but Yea Forums thinks it's spam. Will try again in separate post.

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get surgery

Still wont. Fuck it. The link is in my screenshot.

Beat the shit out of her user, if she was in it for sex she deserves that and more

>Woman wants BBC.
>Can only handle the first three inches.

OP. Tell her if she wasnt such a whore and getting scooped out like a pumpkin by multiple dicks she would be able to feel your medically and socially above average cock. Dump her and get a girl who isn't a dick meat processing plant and loves you for who you are. Don't waste your time on cunts, keep your chin up and look forward.

this guy either has been or is getting cheated on. at the very least his gf is a ham planet

Leave her and don't look back Yea Forumsrother

I second thid

Fake. Almost no girls care about penis size. In fact they actually don't like big ones because it's harder to fake orgasms when they're having so many real ones.

just leave her bro, plenty of better girls out there

these hoes aint loyal user

Keep telling yourself that faggot. You can't even please your woman correctly. You aren't big enough to hit her gspot

Rape her and leave her

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It’s true. Anything below seven inches is like having a pinky finger up my pussy. I don’t even know what to do because it’s not humanly possible to get any pleasure from it. I only usually cum from a man with eight inches or above because it actually fills me up. What a joke white guys are thinking they can make me cum from their tiny little five incher when us women know we’re just gonna use our massagers on ourselves the minute they leave. So far I’ve only actually cum from black or Latino cock. White guys got nice mouths to sit on but that only kicks me so far. I need a damn rod of real man meat to get off

lmao, 2/10 troll

yes, yes it is

spotted the micropenis

Yusssss, I'm finally decent. Feels good man, I'm tired of being just a piece of meat.

Your girlfriend has realized that it is time to actually start living, and a black cock is the only way she is going to do this.
the main difference between white penis and black penis is size, the typical black penis is 2-5 times bigger than the average white penis, it is almost impossible for a woman to orgasm with a white penis. Why are you so selfish OP? All your gf wants is a fulfilling sex life.

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ideal penis for women is none, because if they have one, they're not women.

fuck off.

Go to one of those 3rd world shitholes get a dick enlargement surgery done

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Tell her have fun while the ride lasts and her future cats will love her and her oddly large Arby’s pussy. Done it, it wrecks em lmao

All this is wrong and this b8.

Average?

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take a pic with it next to a ruler that is no bigger than 4 inches

No ruler but monster can is like 6.5"

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looks small probably 5 inches sorry bro

If you give me a minute, I'll send you one with it halfway inside your mothers butthole

ok ill be waiting probably forever cuz you could never get a girl to sitt on your micro dick lol

yes
it doesn't looks that big

Shes got a sweet ass bro

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Anything under 7" isn't giving her pleasure, people on here love to quote average like that's a good thing. I wouldn't take her to an average restaurant and expect her to be satisfied.

And women complain that there descriminated against especially nigger women who want a 6’5, 9 inch dick, 7 figure man and complain that men don’t like their fat disgusting nigger bodies

1. strap her down
2. prepare a cement mixture
3. spread her pussy and pour said cement mixture in
4. wait for it to dry, then use some apparatus to pull it out
5. observe how deep she really is
6. IF SHE can take more than your dick, it means she's been fucking horses and is therefore impure. However, if she's shallow and an innie then she's beautiful and pure and the eternal virgin and so you must hold on to her as tight as you can, lest the niggers come and defile the sanctity of her beautiful existence.

oh-oh... my penis is only 2 inches soft and 4 inches hard. am i in trouble?

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The vaginal canal is only 6 1/2 - 7 inches long, with the main g spot being 2-3 inches inside the vagina.

Idiots. Gooooo do research. This is bs.

Mayyybe your dick length isn’t why they don’t wanna fuck u,

Maybe it’s everything else

how do you get the cement out if she is pure

is it

because

I don't use

reddit spacing that

I can't get girls

to fuck me?????

????

my mom is not a fat pig but nice try fag

say you know shes a whore

you gotta break the hymen first. if there is a hymen, then she's probs a virgin tbh so don't even worry about anything after that

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this is now a berserk chad thred

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she might be bummed out but there are other ways of pleasing her

An actual micro penis is so small that it resembles a clit. If this is real, your ex-gf is dumb as hell.

then why bother having sex at all? may as well find a girl, date, have fun and maybe please her in those other ways and simply leave my dick out of the equation...

Clearly, she's retarded. Nothing of value was lost. Do nothing

lets be real she probably found someone like me who has 7.25 inch penis you're above average but you just dont cut it

people seems to confuse "micropenis" (smaller than 2.5") with "buried penis" (also known as hidden penis).

nigger spotted

yes

the average depth of a vagina is about 3.77 inches, which is 9.6 centimeters (cm). Other sources suggest that the average range of size may be about 3 to 7 inches (approximately 7.6–17.7 cm)

she deserves death and beating

no stfu small dick

you'd do the same if you had a dick

the vagina extends due to arousal just like the penis

not length wise

lets be honest OP probably fucks like a little bitch even with his above average dick

Fake n gay

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