Secrets thread. Let's hear it all

I’m a dude but tan at the beach (in LA) in a thong. Feels good, better tan, but I have to hide my tanlines because people are farking judgy.

I posted this a while ago, I think I should feel bad, people always look shocked or disgusted when I tell my war stories, but I don't actually give a fuck.

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My dad called me a monster when I told him this particular story... well he did ask!

What's done is done

my girlfriend and i are into sph

I was to fuck my neighbor in his tight ass.

I'm not gay, but this kid needs to get broken off with a hard dick in his butt so he'll finally straighten up and stop being a bitch.

Are you glad you ended up with her?
Does she know that this is how you came together?

The thing is I'm not really trying anymore. I grew up in a very homophobic area so, yes, I had to try being as masculine as possible. However, now I have moved out and there is no reason for me to keep pretending. I guess, back then I tried so much that this kind of behavior pattern has been hardwired into my mind.

what’s sph

I am very happy with her, and she doesn't know.

It isn't a bad thing. Aware of behavior that makes you feel uncomfortable is the first step to adjusting it. Also there are plenty of people who dominate in everyday things and who are the opposite aka submissive in bedroom things

small penis humiliation

Got my roommate pregnant while she was passed out after a seizure

When I was a sophmore I made a living by selling nudes of blackmailed women from campus to richcucks.

Based fuck those savages you did the right thing

Sage.

I’m married to a Christian fundamentalist woman who doesn’t realize I’m a DL bisexual.

My penis is really long, but I always thought it was short because I had no frame of reference. Who knew, I could have fucked my way through jr and high school and the girls would have thanked me for it, but I didn't because of ignorance about penis size.

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Fucked my female best friend after we got blackout drunk together at my apartment. She got naked and got into my bed, saying she was too drunk go back home.

I only know it happened because of the small fragments of memories of us making out, and me pulling her panties aside, and the fuzzy thought of "holy shit it finally happened." When we woke up she said, "why am I naked?" For some reason, which I still can't quite figure out, I blurted out, "You were so drunk, refused to go home, took off your dress and bra and got into my bed. Nothing happened."

"Thank god, user, I'm so glad I can trust you."

To this day I wonder how things would've went if I would have told her the truth. Too late now. I wish I could clearly remember fucking her.

Just happened

>Went to a house on a small lake with my neighbor and his wife
>Got drunk
>Went skinning dipping
>Dark but saw them naked
>Pissed while in the lake and his wife felt the "warmth".
>Dry off by camp fire
>She asked me later when her husband passed out if I pee'd in the lake
>I apologized
>She told me that she likes being peed on by her husband
>Told me she gets off by her husband pissing on her asshole

Went over to her house today to hang out again.
>Had a raging boner
>she noticed
>she left and came back
>asked if I needed to go to the bathroom
>I excused myself and went to the bathroom to calm down
>found her panties on the floor
>smelled them
>licked them
>came in them
>left them on the floor

I want to fuck her so bad, piss in her ass, and suck her husbands cock

I let Pakistani boys 'buy' me as their girlfriend for a period of time.

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>secret

Girl or trap?

Well, that's war. So long as you didn't deliberately, or negligently, call in artillery on civilians there's no reason for you to feel guilty. If the Taliban want to fight in close proximity to their women and children then they should expect this sort of shit to happen.

oh grow up you edgelord

you're the epitome of degenerate

A friend I had stole a game from me at some point after I invited him to come over to play vydia like I always used to, so I stole it back when he invited me to his house.

That is some funny shit.

They actually deliberately do that to discourage westerners from attacking

So. Bitch left her underwear for me on purpose.

>To this day I wonder how things would've went if I would have told her the truth
>"Thank god, user, I'm so glad I can trust you."
I think it's pretty fucking obvious things would've gone pretty bad.

Eh, there's a chance you're right but this had "almost" happened so - so - many times. I was seeing another girl at the time, and she got super weird, and jealous, and clingy, texting me with heart and kissy faces and shit at 1am. And then the first time we're alone and get catastrophically wasted *this* happens. The way she said "Thank god, user, I'm so glad I can trust you," was with a very disappointed tone of voice.

And now I'm realizing that maybe she does remember and is pretending like she doesn't. Hm. Doesn't matter either way.

Well in that case and unless she brings it up, forget about it. I feel like your chance to take the shot is now long gone anyway.

>heavily armed
kek

it is. It's way long gone. And it's for the best - as friends we're solid and tight but dating...Would not have ended well. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

>To this day I wonder how things would've went if I would have told her the truth. Too late now
You'd probably be in jail if you told her. Never admit to rape. Dumbass.

eh, yeah sometimes but not nearly as often as the people who repeat this information would like everyone to believe. Most of the time our guys just hit civilians by accident, with because the enemy weren't thinking particularly about who was nearby when they started the firefight, or because of sloppy aiming by our artillery.airstrikes. Then it's announced to the public as 'the enemy were using civilians as human shields' and everyone moves on with their lives.

On September 4, I will travel nearly 2 hours to fuck the shit out of my FWB.

I am married. I took a vacation day to do this.

On October 30, I will participate in a MFM threesome that also involves this girl. Again, vacation day.

When I see naked women on the internet, I still jerk off manually.

Aisle / Window? Or are you going bi?

Wasn't rape - in every single "fragment" memory it's quite clear that she was the one instigating everything. And as I'm thinking about it, I'm realizing that she probably is faking being "too blackout to remember." It's something she's admitted to doing in similar situations with other guys, and it took me typing it all out here to put two and two together.

you fucking monster

my third eye opening is pretty rough

Fucked this girl at a beach party in New Zealand when she was unconscious.

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am already bi

I only shit in the shower. Don't invite me over to your place.

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any good pics of your threesomes?

Paid my cousin £1000 to watch her have sex, the guy didn't know we were cousins. Looked so fucking sexy with cum on her face and hair

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i convinced my roommate to fuck my girlfriend

she thinks she is doing it behind my back

>Wasn't rape
Doesn't matter, it was a situation where the woman is given the benefit of the doubt if she accuses the man of rape. Don't be naive.

True. Either way, nothing good would've come out of that situation.

Im planning on killing myself when my dog dies

As a teen I tried to kill myself twice. I lie to my wife about the scars

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What's it's size, tho? I think mine is pretty long, but I have no frame of reference either.

i tell my friends that my cat doesn’t like most people so when she shows them any sort of affection, they feel super special. the truth is that my cat is actually very affectionate and im lying but it makes my friends feel good about themselves

not true

Exposing hoes has become a fetish and I can't really get it up unless I'm putting a chick on blast.

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I used to have secrets, but then I started telling the truth unconditionally, so now I just don't do things I'd have to lie about. Life is easier now.

I take over the World on my 50th Birthday.
I'll try to do my best to make everyone Happy.

Just realized my gf doesn't flirt with me so she must be doing it with someone else.

Told my wife I was gonna get a massage. I took the cash and bought a pocket pussy that Im fucking right now...

when i was younger i used to wake up early just to jerk off and cum to both my sisters breakfasts. cereal, yoghurt etc. did this for years

42 yr virgin

Damn dude. Pay for an escort. For serious. Just get it over with.

I don't do casualle. I'm not going to do it if it doses'ent mean something.

Wife's daughter is cheating on her husband for couple years now. Pretty sure I've seen her pic post here before.

are you deformed or retarded? or just extremely fat? curious about this

None of the above.

My boss thinks no one else knows about him stealing money from the one who committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Dude, story? Also, hot

How'd you come to that agreement?

I'm so aware of socio-political issues that I know I'll never live a normal and slavey life
I'll always be more and more angry at everything that this wretched society produce

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Gay pedo stories ok? I had an on and off again relationship with one of my friends younger brothers all throughout our youth with me dominating him and him asking to be the girl. When we got older and started up again our roles had flipped as he had grown up and I stayed the same size. He made me his bitch and I fucking loved it. IRL nobody knows how hard gay I've gone and just think I'm a normie not a sissy faggot

I've got a huge gangbang fetish and would love to watch my gf get used and humiliated by all my friends. I have no idea how I'd convince her though

My kid was the product of my ex-wife with borderline personality disorder threatening to call my parents and/or kill herself if I didn't get her pregnant again after she got an abortion. The abortion from me getting her pregnant after she pressured me not to wear a jimmy hat.

She has two other kids now with her new husband, and I suspect they were conceived the same way.

post them, I'll make a cuck of you

You gotta just think about it like practice, man. Because no matter how much someone loves you, if you suck at fucking the first time you fuck them, it's gonna completely kill the moment, and it'll lead to the end of the relationship. I'm just being honest. Hire an escort for practice purposes; that's what high school and college was for the rest of us.

he’s a guy

i just asked if he thought she was hot and he said yes. i said she might be interested

he started walking around commando so his dick print was visible and flirting with her whenever i wasn’t in the room

the kicker was when he brought a girl back one night and we could hear them having sex

then what, just unlucky? or weird hangups and you sperg out when you're alone with a gril

i got pics if anyone is interested

I masturbate and massage my prostate while wearing my mom's panties cause I've seen my step-dad watch me before. So I wear them all the time in case he wants to watch.

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dubs and yes we are

Its not fysicle. I dont want to be with someone that dosn,t take it seriously, I've only met one.

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>play Gmod
>go into workshop
>download dismemberment mod
>download any anime ragdoll/NPCs I can find
>go to role play map
>act out all my serial killer/guro fantasies
I’ve actually nutted several times to it, which is more than I can say for any other sandbox game.

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Hey fellow sissy this guy Here. I definitely want to hear me especially since I'm not quite sissy mode these days and love these sort of stories

Hot, more? And how's it feel knowing he's nailing her?

I cheated on my ex with 3 other women
I felt terrible doing it, but I did anyway
Our relationship ended because she wanted to "hoe around" and I've never been more hurt in my life
I know I'm a hypocrite and I hate it.

Yes. Moar

I've been in an incestuous relationship with my nephew for the past 6 years.

Details? Male or female? How did it start and how far did it go?

story pls

How much? Where?

My wife totally gets off by spanking me. It's normal in the moment but kind of weird when I think about it. I have a jock strap that we use just for that purpose. We have sex probably once a week or maybe twice. Maybe every other time, she'll initiate spanking by saying "do you want to put it on?" Sometimes I'm not feeling it, and say no not tonight. No problem. We have normal sex (missionary, basically). But usually I'll say yes and take off all my clothes and put the jock strap on. Then she will sit on the end of the bed (naked), and I will lay sort of across her lap (but most of the weight on my legs. it's kind of awkward). And she will then give me spankings. Usually around 10 at a time with the palm of her hand. Always one cheek than the other. Then she'll stop and kind of do this cooing sound and rub my cheeks for maybe a few minutes. Then she'll start up again. After four or five cycles, she'll back up to the pillows so I can either eat her out or fuck her.

I get pretty hard when she does it not gonna lie. But she gets incredibly wet without fail. Always orgasms within minutes of me eating her out or fucking her on those nights.

It is kind of the weirdest thing when I think about it. We never talk about it ever. She washes the jock strap in the laundry and puts it away like it's just a normal jock strap. Otherwise sex is just boring normal.

Any ass shot?

How do you manage to find people? Do you use some tool/website?

i like it especially cuz he’s so much bigger than me

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I'll stab you in the back at day 12
You know who I am

lol
'story' ?

more

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Both guys.
Kinda started years ago when we were both in our early/mid teens. We'd jack off together and it eventually moved on to sex. We're only 2 years apart (I'm 28, he's 26.)
We stopped for a few years, then started back up again when we moved in together. We do everything normal couples do; we fuck, we sleep together every night, go on vacations/trips together.

My GOD.
Get it together man.

Gayyyyyyyy

My friends think I'm straight but I can't stop posting my pic on trap threads.
The other day a guy asked me for a video of me fingering myself and he said he was going to pay for that. I made the video and not only I enjoyed but would do it again even if I wasn't being paid

Just say "no homo"

Hot dude, ngl

I've had a huge fetish for cheerleaders ever since I was a young kid. I have gigabytes of photos/videos of them my hard drive
My dad sexually abused me until I was 16 as punishment for not being good at sports like he was in high school/college
I'm utterly terrified of talking to chicks to the point where I didn't start a single conversation with one in four years of college
I'm repulsed by tits/vaginas and porn gives me genuine anxiety

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he’s got a nice dick on him

forgot pic

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Tyats really sweet and gets me nostalgic

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Show pics

made my wife flirt at a work conference, they fucked, she videod the entire thing, got the guy to come to our hometown on another work trip and watched them fuck again in person, it was awesome and I came buckets.

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What a cute slut

Back in the day I'd get an email from Instagram then get an ICloud then ultimately go through contacts. One girl could become one hundred easily.

I used to steal my old roommates underwear and socks and put them over my face and jack off into them. He worked out all the time and they smelled so sweaty and manly, making me feel so submissive. He was this big muscular black man. The scent of his balls and piss turned me on so much. He lost a good amount of underwear and socks to me

What do you mean by this

I have no less than three dozen porn videos from 11 different girlfriends/hookups that I said I deleted but really didn't. I jerk off to them nightly.

I stole my best friends nudes off of her phone, sometimes post them here. I get off to people like you posting her nudes on other porn sites

based
More guys should wear thongs at the beach

After a summer full of health problems I finally ended up in the hospital for a cytoscopy last week and found out I need to undergo a complete urethroplasty. I'm trying to take it all in stride - it has to be done, there's no alternative, and the procedure has a reasonable success rate... but I've spent the last week constantly on the verge of completely freaking the fuck out.

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Post em

I have access to my colleagues phone. His wife is smokin’ hot. I’m an oldfag idk where to look for nudes other than the regular “photos” file. Idk about snap or insta. Where should I mine for gold?

The second I get my next gf's nudes I'm posting them for yall anons. She's so next level and i'mma make her mine but sharing is caring

Can't stop sharing girls I know on Yea Forums and kik

What does she look like?

You should become an hero.

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“>went to friends to smoke pot and snort coke
“>start looking at porn, his girl starts to tease and flirt with us for looking at porn
“He’s to get into something more confirtable, short shorts and t-shirt no bra.
“>they start making out, take off each others clothes
“> he signal me over when she is sitting n his lap, I start licking her ass
“>move to bed she blows both of us
“> pushes me n my back and mounts me, pussy feels good
“> he comes from behind and starts fucking her ass
“> dicks rubbing against each other, me in the puss him in her ass
“> feels awesome blow load hard
“> best sex ever, wish I could peat but never had the chance
“> fuck wife same way with dildo which is great but not the same

Snapchat memories for girls

My MEGA is full of pirated games and movies

Sucks cause OSRS is the bomb

always post my wife

Currently jerking off to my cousins gym shoes she’s trans male to female and I can’t stop thinking of finding a way to fuck her and smell those soles

Nice how did you start? What do you guys do?

I took part in a Naruto orgy back im the days when it was just hitting in the US during an anime convention. I was Hinata back when my young twinky body looked like her before Shippuden turned her into a curvy adult. Not a lot of the guys wanted to fuck a boy even a cute one but a few got into it and I got passed around by a Kakashi Sasuke and a really cute Shikamaru I dated for a bit

pretty vanilla but she makes sure our neighbors hear and she also talked to a friend on speakerphone about it once while she jerked me off

Some years ago I stole some personal pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera.

Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

Tell me something I don't know I need to do lmao

heres everything this dude would share, without him dicking you around at first.

/#F!RfI0xYBD!E2zsbs_qT6ENkkJWAgJJUA

Hey lads come join this d*scord server its pretty kino tbqh

discord gg zEqbgGg

what was this? anyone got?

You don't want to know.

well the post is quoting another user which quotes another user about nudes, so surely it cant be that bad

I accessed my sister's iPad and took all her nudes she had

would you be interested in trading or posting?

I'll only post 2

why did you delete the link

I like to put things in my asshole, I am a heterosexual man, and I am not gay.

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Thanks for your service. Glad you had a good time

I had this issue, too. I'm about 7.5" fully erect, but porn had me believe I was on the smaller side of average. It took quite a few women telling me it was a good size before I believed it.

I have a fairly large storage bin in my closet that's almost full of sports jockstraps. I have every one I've ever owned, from the first one I wore when I started playing football when I was 8 and onward all the way through high school. All of the ones my older brother wore when he was in middle/high school. Jocks I've stolen from his friends when they came over, my friends, from cousins, nephews. Jocks I took from my middle and high school locker room. One's I took from my college locker room. Jock's I've taken from gym locker rooms. And jocks I've taken from boyfriends.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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wait are you a guy?

I’ve been searching for an user IB type site where I can search for nudes of people Ik.

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I don't want to be with my girlfriend anymore, but she keeps telling me I'm her only happiness, and that I'm the reason she's still alive.

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

Kik me

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“>” love dp stories

Sometimes I like to be a slut. I had my slutty itch last night. Had a great time showing off the plug underneath my blue dress.

No user found me. So I came home to my best lover

any pics of him fucking her?

Hey lads come join this d*scord server its pretty kino tbqh, unlike all of the other cope servers that are shilled here

discord gg zEqbgGg

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I'm trying to talk my friend into letting me fuck his girlfriend

No

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Dude, nice. You know her?