Has anyone here managed to have sex before? What's it like? How do you convince someone to have sex with you?

Dude just use tinder. In terms of sex. Become friends with a girl and eventually it will lead to sex

This.

> What's it like?
There is literally no better feeling then having unprotected sex with a woman and cumming inside of her. Even more so if you're not sure she's on birth control. You have no idea how satisfying it is on a deep level.

Bullshit. I’ve been friends with lots of women. None of them want to have sex with me.

That's cause your either ugly or was feminine in some kind of way

Do you want to get stuck with child support for the rest of your life, or what?

Incel much?

Be down to earth. Do not go for 9's or 10's. The majority of people have sex with the same level as they are. If you are honest and consider yourself a 5, look for 5's.

The girl has to find you attractive, that's the 1st step, all the other stuff you hear about oh just be funny, or be an asshole etc. won't work if they don't find you attractive first

post pic of yourself I can guarantee you your not even ugly

Have fun with either a child or some funny STDs

I'm relatively average looks wise. I don't think I'm particularly feminine either. But I also don't know how to move a relationship from friendly to sexual.

t. condom wearers that pull out and finish in their hand

not if you've had as many drinks as them.

You move the friendship from friendly to sexual by being fucking sexual lol your overthinking it just flirt

If the chemistry matches it will eventually happen naturally, you can't force such a thing

Shoot her dog. That way she'll know you're serious.

Be funny, have a big dick, and know where the clitoris is. The end.

I wouldn't even dream of trying with a 9 or 10. Highest I'd even consider trying is a 6, and that's only if she's already seems interested.
Sure. Here you go.

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All good except have a big dick. If she's in bed with you that means she already likes you. Unless you have a micro penis your good

Alright body is good, I mean could be better but hey your not fat. Now post face, that is the real deal breaker

In today's #metoo society, I'm terrified that if I try anything like that I'll be forever labeled as a creepy loser.
I can't control how big my dick is. It happens to be average. I do know where the clitoris is, but so far that knowledge hasn't helped at all.

Definitely doesn't hurt to have a big one, though. Girls like big dicks like guys like chicks with big tits and asses. It's just not culturally acceptable to admit it.

Dude with a big dick here (a little under 8 inches). While size queens do exist, women only see large schlongs as a bonus if the guy's funny and is good in bed. Maybe a weiner under 5 inches is pushing it, but as long as you're not selfish in the sack and know some good oral, you should be good.

Face isn’t gonna happen for obvious reasons. I’m relatively average though. If that body isn’t an issue, face isn’t either.

Women want sex just like men, it's that simple

No, girls are into more things than a big dick cause they view sex as an emotional thing. Guys on the other hand yes all we care about are tits and ass. I had a girl say my fucking hands turned her on, my fucking hands. A big dick isn't everything

Your body has no correlation to how your face is gonna look. At least blur out your eyes, or post a pic of someone you look like

Bullshit. Women are just as carnal and perverted as men, they just have to un-learn a lot of bullshit because society. Although I agree, a big dick isn't everything.

You don't have to worry about the meetoo thing unless your famous and rich,

I don't see how a big dick would even help with losing my virginity. Until she sees it, size is irrelevant. And I'm not small either. 6'' is pretty respectable. If the pants come off and she rejects me because of that, she's a bitch anyway.

I had sex with a girl when I was 13 because she pressured me into it. I was barely jerking off at that point. Honestly wasn't that great. It felt "good" but I didn't enjoy it in the moment.

Dude did you not read what I just typed? My hands turned a girl on of fucking course women are just as carnal and perverted as us when a guys hands can turn someone on. It's just society likes to call girls who have fun and enjoy life sluts

You're 100% right, like I said earlier if shes in bed with you that means she already likes you, your dick is beyond fine. But there is still a reason your a virgin

Chicks don't look at your dick and reject you on the spot. They gossip about it with their girlfriends afterward. Every chick's best friend knows how big or small your dick is.

That being said, size is irrelevant if you're good in bed.

Alright looks lets just take penis size out of the equation since we all know it isn't everything and OP said he's 6 inches which is more than enough

The way you look at sex and women, hopefully you do get laid at some point before you shoot up a mosque or something.

lmfao
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it's shit and boring

thanks to the condom i couldn't feel shit

Honestly don’t know what she saw in me

I hope so. All it takes is one woman thinking my advances are creepy and my life is ruined.
There are numerous reasons I'm a virgin. My dick is not even close to the problem.
Well, no woman has seen my dick other than my mom and maybe a doctor, so nobody has anything to gossip about. They probably gossip about how much of a virgin loser I am. I hope not though.

Pussy feels good, head/handjobs never feel as good as you think they will. Masturbation usually feels better than a pussy, but the physical touch and horniess makes you bust quicker, there’s also pressure to keep going so you don’t get any breaks like you do with masturbation. After the first nut you will be surprised how long it takes for you to bust a second nut, it’s always a good idea to keep going even if you’re tired.

Go to a party, drink, talk to a girl and then at the end says "let's go to my place".

Sometimes it will work.

>not having sex in 2019

My dude, womens dress like a sluts nowadays. They do it to get your attention. They do it to get on Top of other girls. They drink a lot. How the fuck you dont have sex?

Don’t worry. I don’t blame society. I blame myself. If it comes to that, I’ll just kill myself.

So then what is the problem, also how tall are you

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All women are whores, it is just finding the one thing that gets you into her pants. Not every woman is into a big cock, but most are very intrigued with them and will most likely all but rape you if you show them 9 inches of cock "accidentally", not right away, they will most likely act shocked and grossed out by the "accidental" glimpse of it, but eventually curiosity will kill the cat, or should I say get your big cock fed to her pussy. Women talk about us to each other and word of mouth is priceless, it has gotten me more pussy than you can shake a stick at, just because their friend told them how big i was and they wanted to try it. Of course I have had women that wanted nothing to do with it also, but more did than did not.

I dunno if it counts but I got raped by a woman when I was six

>I hope so. All it takes is one woman thinking my advances are creepy and my life is ruined.I live in Belgium maybe different in your country. I've started to hit on girls for the very first time this year. I can assure you that I can get away with basically anything. The only people who have a problem with me hitting on so many girls are the other dudes and the girls I don't hit on. The girls I'm hitting on are loving it, even when I make things really sexual. I'm decently good looking tho. You just have to not go too far, like if she says no, just stop and talk to her normally after.

I can't drink too much if I'm going to drive back to my place. But I also haven't been invited to a party like that in about a decade.
I have absolutely no clue how to flirt, or take a relationship beyond just being friends. I'm 5'9'', so I guess that makes me king of the manlets or something.

Go alone then. That's what I'm doing.

omg that's Kylie Quinn
she was the shizz in 2016
only did one year in porn
i loved her

Yikes yea that's pretty short but not that short, you'll still be taller than most girls.

I dunno, here in Murrica we have a full scale war against men going on. If men even attempt to be masculine, we get shut down and told that we're toxic and the cause of all of society's problems.

Best bet is try tinder and practice your text/flirt game. If it doesn't work who cares you got some practice and never even met the chick in person before.

Have you tried Rohypnol?

Firstly, it is overrated for me.
Secondly, convincing them requires normally love, or you get wasted at a party.
You could fuck a prostitute just to lose ur virginity, however i would just see our netowork and go to a party with them. Do that enough and surely, you can find somebody. If not, try dateing.

That's assuming someone even matches with me. Places like tinder have far more men than needed, so women will only go for the creme of the crop.

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Norway 100 bucks give you 10 min, 150 gives you 15 min.

Standard rates for something that you actually would want to put ur dick into.

Stats are why you are a virgin. Get a life.

>try dating
You make it sound so easy. I'd love to try dating, but I've never had the opportunity. I've never been on a date in my life. I don't know how to even find someone willing to go on a date with me.

So then your next bet is just go to random stores/places and try talking to a girl and getting her number. That's easy. Or even better put yourself in social situations where conversation is pretty much forced like colleges

women get rejected too you know

I find it easy, okay. You start with finding sombody you share something with, somebody in your netowork?

It's pretty tight if you find one that syncs with you.

I usually just hit girls up around real booty call hours, chat them up a bit before asking if they're dtf. Sometimes they're down, other times not so much. It's a game of chance .

Then ask them out someday, if they say no, fucking smile and say well i tried :) got any tips on how i can get somebody to say yes? If she aint no bitch ass whore she will smile and talk to you more and help you.

Go to a store in a mall, find a cute attractive girl working there, ask her a simple question like do you guys have this, where is this store etc. read her body language and the way shes responds, you'll be able to tell if she's into you. If you get a good vibe start a convo, if you get a bad vibe leave and go about your day

If you are using a condom it’s terrible

Step one. Be Attractive
Step two. Refer to Step one.

virgin.

Sex with women is gross. Since OP is a fag, I strongly recommend finding some gay dude to make sex with.

yes and no, i hate them, cant feel aynthing, however for a virgin, use a fucking condom first

Do women really want to be hit on when they're out shopping for groceries? Seems like a great way to seem like an asshole. I'm 33, so I don't think I'd fit in very well on a college campus.
Maybe so, but if any woman wants to have sex, she can find it within a day or two. For a man, it can take decades or more.
By the time I realize I enjoy being around them, we're already into friend territory. I don't have that many female friends, so I'd be terrified of losing one by trying to hit on her and realizing that she isn't into me.

Has this approach actually worked for anyone ever? Asking someone at a store how to find an item in that store is just boring business as usual. She's not going to get all hot and bothered just because I came up and asked where the olives are.

Memes aside, I'm actually a heterosexual, and not interested in dick. Gay sex wouldn't really help.

Just go to random crowded bars within an hour or 2 of when they close. If there are women there (with female friends or alone) there is a good chance they are looking for somebody. Might not be hot but a live body is better than jerking off

Worked for me, went into a CVS ask where the travel size stuff was, the way she answered and way she made eye contact was something different. Started a convo and got her number, eventually fucked her

Unless you ask her how many olives she can fit in her ass?

Seem like an asshole for talking to a girl? Your mentality is all fucked up

What days of the week do you recommend for this technique? I've got to work, so I can't do that on a work night.

I'm im my early 20's so doing this works for me cause it's mostly younger girls my age or younger that work at these stores. Since your 33 your best bet is bars or tinder

Don`t ask for olives dipshit.
Most store sell condoms and general lubes like warming lube and his and hers.
If you don`t have the confidence to walk up to a good looking woman and ask if she knows where condoms are kept in the store and if she could show you to strike up a conversation then by all means loser stay at home and masturbate to the sounds of me and your mom using some his and hers with a french tickle condom upstairs.

Friday & Saturday.

I’m a 41 yr old drunk (married with 3 kids) & am at bars to get shitfaced & get approached occasionally. I’m not good looking.... women are desperate too.

Lol I do this sometimes, I'll go into a store and ask the girl working there where your magnums are at. There faces/reactions are always priceless

"How do you convince someone to have sex with you?"
its simple hand them the money and start fucking

I am glad i am not the only asshole who does this shit and gets laid doing it.

Or bars that get a lot of vacationers or tourists

City bars that have new people there on business. Bars by airports...

laughed at this

Girls love assholes. Haven't gotten laid from doing it cause it's hard finding good looking girls that work at those stores

That sounds like a great way to get arrested for sexual harassment.
People out doing errands just want to be left alone. They don't want 33 year old virgins hitting on them.
Fair enough, but that all sounds very contrived. I never need condoms, and I still know where the condoms are at my local store. Chat obviously knows where the condoms are, so he wouldn't need to ask. A man asking where condoms are obviously doesn't need condoms very often, so this doesn't seem like a good pick up tactic.

Seems to me that you don't even wanna lose your v card judging from all the excuses your coming up with when your being given some actual good advice

Just find a female desperate for $$$. Hooker, homeless, drug addict.

& you’d be surprised how many @normal” females would consider doing sexual things for $$$

I just don't think hitting on cashiers at the supermarket is likely to work. At best, she thinks I'm a creep and tells me to get lost. At worst, I go to prison for sexual assault.

It doesn't matter how much you've had to drink if you're a man. You'll always be the aggressor, no matter the circumstances

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Women are no different than men, some are desperate creatures, others are desperate but picky creatures, and yet others could care less and go with what ever mood strikes them at the moment. Your job is to be able to tell which one you are dealing with. When i use to frequent bars, i could tell which woman I was going to fuck when they walked in the door just by watching them and how the entered the bar and carried themselves, who they were with, if they were meeting friends there, the most information about how desperate they were was gained by paying attention to how they entered the bar. and I had a 98% success ratio reading women as the entered the bar

Sex is like being stabbed, but instead of a knife you're being stabbed with a warm sausage

Just go after the ones that are self conscious or get no attention from guys.

In college I random dialed females in my dorm & had 1 agree to meet me right then. She was an obese black chick & I fucked her in the study lounge.

Most of the ways I go about fucking girls works cause I'm young, your still young yourself you just have to go about it in a different way. Life is too short to not hit on every hot girl you see, your'e not gonna get arrested just for hitting on a girl

This guy gets it

Sometimes you should not be so picky, I have gotten laid like this by patrons and employees. The most notable was at a JcPenney`s with the woman who was working the mens department in the changing booths of all places, I struck up a smart ass conversation with her, she went with it and helped me find the jeans I was looking for and then offered to help me try them on.

I've considered this many times. I've got dollars to burn if it would actually make me feel better. I'm mostly just interested in sex in the context of mutual attraction though. It's far more enticing if she's interested as well.
>98% success ratio
Congratulations on being a god among men. It must be nice for you. If I got a %0.98 success ratio, I'd consider that miraculous.

Yep. I’m old & my biggest regret is passing up new pussy when I was younger.

THIS

wow, elaborate on this "smart ass conversation" I got the confidence so I'm willing to say whatever

find a girl who's willing to be in a relationship and weak minded and pressure her into it, usually does the trick

...with people they are convinced to fuck, yes

Or 40 €uros, in Bois de Boulogne.

Age has no bearing on getting laid. it is all about confidence, and being able to read the woman you are hitting on.

My wife isn’t into me but I still like how her pussy feels & grabbing her tits....

You're not old, 60 is old. Just talk to girls your age. Hell even hit on milfs

Yea but if your 33 trying to hit on a 19 year old girl working at a retail store she'll most likely say no unless she into older guys

facebook blocked me and i sure as hell wont try to get back on it if they dont even want me there in the first place

these stupid cocksuckers

Yep. Being in high school/college & being faithful in a “relationship” that lasted 6 months or a year....

So many missed opportunities.....

I'm a straight guy though, so this doesn't really seem like an apt analogy.
Damn, seriously wish I spent my college years trying to get laid, instead of studying. Sure, I managed to get a good career out of it, but I envy the guy working at the gas station who has a gf.
Impressive. Best I've done is to mention that I've got some jeans to try on, try them on, and then leave.

I cheated my way through college while being a drunk disaster chasing pussy....

Good times

THIS

Forget about the fact you have no chance at all.
Go and try your luck.

How do you find someone willing to be in a relationship?
Believe me, I've been trying. It's seriously difficult to find women my age who actually go out and do things. I'm interested in outdoor activities like hiking and skiing, and most women I meet doing that are in their early-mid 20s. Women my age are at home raising the kids.

It really is overrated. After my first time I was like "wait that's all ? That's just like masturbating but it's more exhausting and I don't have to clean up myself"
Really I was anxious about it but now I don't even care about sex anymore. The issues coming with a gf are not worth it.
Just watch porn user, you'll be fine. I'm not even sarcastic.

98% success ratio did not happen over night, it took work and a learning curve. I have been slapped a few times.

Go for single moms. They are looking to get laid with no relationship. Most normal dudes wouldn’t go near em

Yea at your age you're kinda screwed cause you're right most girls your age have kids etc your best bet is saying fuck it and hitting on younger girls and flexing your good career

So what you don`t know she is going to say no unless you ask....and in the end who cares if she says no, suck it up keep talking to her when you see her and move on, maybe in the future she will say yes......and that is what I am talking about when I say confidence, not just confidence to talk to girls and ask them out or if they are dtf, but the confidence to deal with her saying no and not letting it bother you.

Go to stripe clubs. You get the (fake) interest, & get to see everything. If they are desperate possibly fuckable.

At worst you got the attention of a good looking/naked chick of your choice & have good fap material

>Women my age are at home raising the kids.

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I have a degree in mathematics. I don't play the lottery, because I can look at the probabilities and realize its a bad investment. The dating scene seems similar, but I'm trying to override my logical judgement just in case by some miracle I manage to find someone.
I've been watching porn for decades. It doesn't fill the emptiness in my life.
I actually like kids, so single moms would be right up my alley. I just don't know where to find them or how to meet them. I'm also worried about getting stuck with child support after dating someone for a few months. Modern laws around that are completely fucked.

The rejection/embarrassment is meaningless. Who cares? You will probably never see them again.

It’s actually funny imo.

Yes
Feels awesome in the moment, then it passes and it's back to normal life. Your problems don't go away.
By being attractive to someone, which is so subjective I could write a 1000 page book about all the different ways. It's kind of hard not to get laid. You really have to isolate yourself.

>sex
kek lmao kek.
Just fucking love the girl you're trying to fuck and don't play around with her feelings, simple.

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You self confidence lacking morons make me wish I wasn`t married and my wife trusted me enough to be alone on the weekends she works, but no instead she has the grand kids here when she works because she knows they will rat me out. I`m telling ya, I`m 51 and there is no doubt in my mind with the way people act today I could get laid by women aged 19 to damn near a vegetative state. Attention and compliments get ya in the door and then it just knowing how to get their panties off and spread their legs. Good god you people act like it is more difficult than trying to move a mountain.

Have to say... something about sitting back and letting her do all the work.

Also no condom cream pie makes all the difference

Why would you be embarrassed? many before you have probably struck out with her too. You`re just the latest.

>override my logical judgement
stop trying and DO IT.
>emptiness in my life
stop watchin porn, it destroys your sex drive
>I just don't know where to find them
go to the park, where the let teir children play. talk to them, they won't bite.

>Never had sex
>"I know more about women than you!"
Dude shut the fuck up. It's literally as simple as women wanting sex too. If you're uggo you need to put in effort, you're clearly ugly as all hell, so rent a Mercedes or something brother

I get what you are saying but not sure how you can compliment someone less than half your age without looking like a creepy old dude

>they won`t bite
that is depressing, I like it when they bite, a little kicking, screaming, and scratching really gets me going.

Get off the internet you pathetic loser.
Take a shower, shave, put on deodorant, brush your teeth, put on clean fucking clothes, cut your goddamn hair and go be a normal person.

Yes.

When the time is right (I.e. you already have a nice back and forth going and there's obviously some sexual tension), tell them you enjoy performing cunnilingus.

Works for me. Eat them out to a few orgasms and you'll have no trouble convincing them to have intercourse.

33/2+7 = 23.5
That's the minimum age I can try flirting with before society calls me a total creep. I know a few 23 year old women, and they just seem so young. Still talking about high school and whatnot. I'd much prefer finding someone closer to my age.
Women at strip clubs aren't looking to fuck the clients. They just want to make some money and go home. I can get a similar experience just watching porn.
Most women I'd consider trying with, I already know reasonably well. And know them through various social groups. If I hit on her and fail, she's not just going to disappear. It will just be permanently awkward whenever I see her in the context of that social group.
>it's kind of hard not to get laid
What am I doing so wrong then? I try to be normal. I guess I've just failed miserably.

they won't bite AT FIRST, you dummy.

see

I mean if you work from home and aren't in school and all your friends are guys it is kind of hard cause you have to physically go out and talk to girls etc

'It is easy, man. Just say something like your pony tails look great miss. ( with lots of sarcasm)

Christ I was at the local CVS picking up my prescription for my diabetes,while walking across the parking lot i was behind a woman with an ass to die for. I said to her that should be a crime, and when she turned to ask me what should be a crime, this woman did not look a day over 20, and i flat out told having and ass like your, she started blushing, and I told her her it is nothing to be ashamed of, i was just throwing her a compliment. She smiled thanked me gave me a wiggle, and turned back around and asked me to dinner, the rest is history. Of course that could have gone two other possible ways with, one her being disgusted and storming off, or two her slapping me across the face, but it didn`t, and i highly doubt getting slapped would happen with the way society thinks today. But none the less she became another notch in my belt, and she was a great fuck and her ass was to die for as i thought it was.

>go to the park, where the let their children play
Oh boy, that's just asking to get arrested for being a creepy weirdo. Single men aren't welcome at public parks, especially if there are children around.
I'm not too painful on the eyes, and even so, I definitely don't want a woman who is interested in me just because of the car I drive.
>just basic hygiene lol
I'm not some neckbeard living in mom's basement. I'm a professional with his own house, car, solid career, etc. I understand how to bathe myself. There's obviously more to being attractive to women than just taking a shower.

>If I hit on her and fail
That's it. you have to admit the fact that i can fail.
Then you can say yourself "fuck it, I'm gonna hit on her, even if it fails"

Wait, she asked YOU to dinner? Alright wtf how good looking are you

What are some examples of sexual tension in this context? I have no idea how to flirt, so the more details the better.

Who gives afuck what society thinks, you`re just trying to get laid just like every other man on the planet

I don't pay attention to females and their devil vagina magic.

>Yea Forums is one person

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Society can destroy my life in an instant. It just has to decide what what I'm doing is creepy or weird, and my life and career are over.

Looks have nothing to do with it, it was being confident enough and crazy enough to say that to her and smooth it over. It took her completely off guard, and flattered the hell out of her, amongst other things in our conversation in that parking lot before she asked me out for dinner.

Bullshit looks have nothing to do with it. If you were a fat short neck beard she would have called the cops on you.

We live in a sociaty

......and there is the problem m8. You have chosen to become a slave to your job, and let society dictate to you how you act and what you do by what they call social norms. Fuck my job, I can get another one else where, and fuck societal norms, because I don`t like walking in the same foot prints of others. ....and if that makes me creepy for wanting to fuck a 19 year old woman then so be it, because I think it is only creepy to others because they don`t have the nuts to admit they want to fuck the same 19 year old or have the intestinal fortitude to chase after her and actually fuck her, so fuck them and what hey think.

Thinking like that is why you are home alone on a Saturday with five tabs open besides this thread and the other tabs are porn you are going to wack off to.

lol dude your home as well

with my grand kids because my old lady don`t trust me, with good reason too.

It's not about a particular job. Society labeling you as a creep will follow you wherever you go. I don't even intend to do anything beyond basic flirting, but "creepy" is just anything Chad would do, done by someone who isn't Chad. One woman calling me out for being "creepy" and my life is over.

Go out, meet new people, talk to them, make friends.
If a girl looks at you when you look at her it's the first step.

Don't try "not to be akward", just be yourself. I'm meaning it. Be yourself, girls love authenticity and honesty just like us.
If the girl reacts positively when you take a step forward, you can continue, if no, switch to an other girl.
It won't be you who choose her. It will be her who choose you. And if you stay yourself in the process, you'll have the pleasure to go out with a girl who corresponds to you. When the time comes for sex, you'll know and you'll just have to say it.

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>five tabs
Fucking amateurs. I've got 12 tabs open and I've barely gotten started.

Society labeling you as a beta loser is just as dangerous, and will follow you everywhere you go also

You the man. bruh

....and there it is again. You value your superficial life more than actually living life and creating memories and moments you enjoyed. Before you get any pussy and make a woman happy, you must first free yourself from the misery you call life and find your own happiness, then and only then will pussy fall out of the sky for you.

Fair enough. Truth be told I never cold approached a girl in a sexual way cause I always think I’ll get slapped or she’ll think I’m a pig so maybe I should start doin that

THIS.

Be happy and people will love you for that. Women included.

Maybe it is not the cold approach as much as it is not giving a fuck if she gets butthurt about your approach. There is more than one fish in the sea, who gives a fuck what one of them thinks.

Perhaps. So far, society hasn't caught on that I'm a beta loser. People generally seem to like me.
Why does everyone have to talk in riddles when it comes to sex? Normal people have sex all the time, so surely there are normal things people can do that lead to sex. I don't know how to "free myself from the misery I call life," whatever that means.

True that brother. You got any pics of that girl your talking about. Also how old are you

Ruffis

How can you be happy without sex? I'm trying, but everything I do feels empty knowing I can't even experience the most basic human act.

But you can mother fucker the only thing stopping you is you. You’re not paralyzed from the waist down, your’e not blind, your not insanely old, you’re not homeless. Literally there is nothing stopping you other than you being a fucking pussy.

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>I don't know how to
He's just telling you to start bein happy, that's all.
just start thinkink about all the reasons you have to be happy, and ignore the things who could make you unhappy. Chads are just men who are happier than the normal, that's why they are popular. Start thinking that : "I don't WANT to be a chad, I AM a chad. And I deserve pussy."

>I don't know how to "free myself from the misery I call life," whatever that means.
It means you are so fucking scared to lose the life you have now you do not even realize that it is that life that is bringing you all of your misery because of your fear of losing it and your need to fit in with people who are most likely not even your friends anyway. ....and all of this has imprisoned you and is making you miserable. Sooooo, it is time to change that and walk away, no don`t walk, run, run as fast as you can and find yourself, or otherwise known as finding out who you really are and live your own life not what some one else has projected onto you as what life should be and most importantly find what makes you truly happy.
Just wanting sex is not going to make it happen, what works for some, may not work for you. Happiness is the key to life, and getting pussy starts with being able to talk to women no matter what their age is, and taking it from there.

I don`t have no pics of that girl, I am 51, the last thing that goes through my mind is pulling my cell phone and taking pictures.

Yeah honestly it's one of those things that you just have to do once, then it's not such a big deal.

Go and take the ugliest, tallest, least impressive chick out that nobody wants, have sex, and you'll realize it's not a big deal.

Honest here:
Blow>no condom sex>anal>masterbation>hand>condom anything

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I don’t get to decide if I have sex or not. That’s up to other people. If nobody wants to have sex with me, then I don’t get to have sex.

Be yourself and maybe, one day, someone one will like you for who you are. Maybe they'll find you attractive enough that they'll let you fuck their cunt

You all could benifit from the book the subtle art of not giving a fuck. Obviously you all give to many fucks about all the wrong things

Lol holy shit so I’m 23 it may work better for me since I’m younger? Also how old was she?

You are already happy but you don't know it. You refuse to see it. To live is a blessing. Just the fact you are alive means you should be happy.

The motivation is inside you, just let it flow.

Everyone here can tell you it's not all that impressive to have sex and lose your virginity. I was a virgin until 26, i know how you feel about not being able to have sex.

So I encourage you, if you so desire, find the least desirable of women and take some sex. Go to a place or event where people convene. Find the weakest and most desperate of the girls. Act confident and interested, you'll catch and learn

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So, just lie to myself? I'm not happy, and lying to myself and everyone else that I am happy won't change that.
Maybe if I was in my early 20s I could do that. Just run away from everything and find a new life. Now I have a mortgage and other bills. I have to keep working or else the man is going to come looking for his money.
I have no standards, but every time I've tried I've been rejected. It's pretty disheartening. I'd be with anyone, but nobody wants to be with me.

Like bags of sand

I’ve tried hitting on unattractive women. They still reject me, which just makes me feel even worse about myself.

It’s your face then man. You’re prob uglier than you think and since you don’t wanna post a face pic I think I’m right. I know a lot of girls that wanna be with me but there below my standards. If you lower your standards the lowest possible level and girls still don’t like you it’s just because your ugly

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or... you know.. she likes you and finds you attractive and fun?

kek love the fan fiction bro

Adjust your standards to match your market value and you'll get laid. If you want to increase your market value then work on yourself. Not really that complicated.

>just lie to myself?
Not lying to yourself, focusing on the good.
Once you focus on the good things, the life becomes lighter.
Try reading mantras, it helps.

then you should have no problem then you dickhead, realize your worth and stfu.

Fine, here you go. Am I too ugly to have sex?

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You're just as ok as it can be. Go get the pussies, seriously.

Gonna need a better picture of that. I can barely see you

Theoretically possible I guess, though that's never come close to happening to me.
People kept telling me to focus on career, so I did that. Now I make six figures and hate myself because I've never been in a relationship. That's what I get for following the advice to work on myself.

20, i stated that previously.

You look like the mask from the scary valentines movie. But you’re not cliche ugly. You’re not attractive neither

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yeah user, it's your blog now ! post a new profile pic ! smile !

Yep, story of my life. Not terrible in any particular aspect, but not good enough for anyone to want to be with me either.

Lmfaooooo ok now I know your bullshitting a 20 year old asking a 50 year old to go out for dinner after he told her her was nice? Yea no chance in hell

I’ve seen uglier dudes with girls so it has to be something else

you woud be surprised how some women are sluts.

Yes. You don't convince anyone's you have to make then want you. Improve yourself, get a job and stop being a little bitch. Remember, if you can't get sex it's not the chick, it's you. Also, guys are easier to get so if you're after a fuck just download grindr.

I feeel like that’s how you wanted it to play out in your head. No chance in hell that actually happened

Yep, like I've been saying, appearance isn't the issue. I have absolutely no clue how to flirt without coming across as creepy, or how to take an interaction from basic friendly chitchat to the next level.

For me it just naturally happened after some time of dating
We were at the park and he goes into the bathroom and i follow.
Next thing i know were doing it.
Really nothing spectacular

He just don't know how to do, it's written everywhere in this thread. Hope he'll learn one thing or two on Yea Forums, then go back to real life.

It just happened, he was on top, i was on bottom

Not even the 50 yo guy

Why does everyone keep assuming I'm unemployed and live in my mom's basement? Like I've said before, I have a good job and a house. I've been working hard on meeting women, and I've been hanging out with women a few times a week for the past few months. I don't know what else to do.

>Maybe if I was in my early 20s I could do that. Just run away from everything and find a new life. Now I have a mortgage and other bills. I have to keep working or else the man is going to come looking for his money.
As long as what you do makes you happy, then so be it, even if it doesn`t it sounds like you have found the wonderful world of being an adult. if you are being rejected by undesirable unattractive women, then you are trying to hard. Maybe you should switch tactics and stop trying and act like some women do, show the attitude that I know I can fuck you the real question here is can you fuck me, and stop acting like it is the end of the world if you don`t get laid, AKA act like you are not interested in them other than to talk to them for company while having a few drinks, it drives some women nuts that a man has no sexual interest in them. If you are dealing with an unattractive woman by others standards, pay them some compliments on anything, their hair, their eyes, anything and let them stew in it while you converse with them about other things and have the laid back attitude that if you don`t "score" with them, Oh well, sooner or later one of them will virtually rape you.

I`m 51 not 50, you are in for a shock when you finally figure how much women really are whores and want dick just as much as we want pussy, and age is no barrier when it comes down to it.

she's back, doing IR now

continue chitchat.
that's how it goes.
I was desperate for sex since 17 to abandon all hope at ~25
then had sex with my best female friend at 28.
I don't see her anymore but it was good times
I'm 34 now and remember the times when I was like you : not knowing how to get from talk to sex. but everybody passes through this phase, just keep flirtting and the moment will come.

I don’t think I’m trying too hard. I barely even try to flirt since I don’t know what I’m doing. If anything, I’m not trying hard enough. I talk to women, and we have a good time, but I do nothing to push the interaction forward because I don’t know how.
I sure hope I still have the drive to try at 50. I’ve almost given up at 33.

How did you get from being friends to having sex? I need details. What specifically did you do to make that happen?

Well mate this girl wanted to do me, and I just went along with it. Brought her home and she got naked in bed and boom.

Without a condom if they let you cream inside their pussy it feels like angels coming down and gracing your dick with a taste of heaven. There is nothing that compares to raw dogging

I know you think there’s some secret beating around the bush saying for sex but there isn’t. It’s as simple as hey wanna go back to my place? As soon as you get to your place start kissing her. Boom sex

Ever done heroin? It's pretty darn close, and lasts longer.

Dude, im an ugly ass potato and i got laid
Maybe treat women like normal people and not some damned "sex goal" and sex will follow

yeah but im a heart patient so I can't do heroin. I can't even smoke weed anymore. feelsbatman

>I don’t know how.
Try things. it will eventually work.

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What did she do to make it obvious she was interested? I'm not very good at reading signals, so the more detail the better.
I think that's the problem. I just treat women like normal people. I interact with women (even those I'm interested in) exactly the way I interact with men. Because of that, I get the same amount of sex from women as I do from men (zero).

I hope you’re right. What sort of things should I try? I’m running out of time.

Ok, You have a degree in mathematics, you seem to be intelligent but socially akward. you are NOT bad looking. all you have to do to bypass the social akwardness is learn the steps and how to climb them.

seeing her
looking at her
watching her
have her seeing you
have her lookin at you
have her watching you
...

Thanks. Everyone always seems to cut off right before the important part though.
Step 1) Collect underpants
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Profit
What is step 2? You left off right at the area where I don't know how to continue.

Tbh we started off texting and chill from time to time. What I notice however, was that she tended to smile and get very touchy with me. When I brought her home we talked for a few min. After I layer down and started to kiss, from there I just went balls deep.

It's like a double masturbation, you masturbate your dick by masturbating a pussy.
Pretty based

this

That does sound pretty nice. I want to make sure she’s enjoying it too.

Truth, the gf still doesn't want me cumming in her but we stopped using condoms a while ago.

I'm not the guy you were talking to, but I'm another oldfag. I'll chime in...

It's about being open. You have to be open-minded after approaching. Be open to something REALLY happening with her. Go with the flow. Don't bring in your preconceived notions about anything.

Do this repeatedly with many women, and you'll start to get what I mean. Once you're truly open, things will happen.

I know it's vague, but just try...

Find girl, talk, kiss, fell her up, she whips out cock, its hard and precum, insert.

About to get some ass in a minute. So whats it feels like? Much better than your hand. Her hands are better than yours. Its really fun.

Also, I was in your shoes in the past. I got married with very little experience in approaching women. She left me when I was 45. I felt clueless and doubted I'd ever get laid again outside of escorts.

But I opened myself and my mind. And right now I have active prospects with 5 or 6 hotties in their 20s (I'm 48 now). I fucked a hot 20 year-old a few weeks ago, and it was the best night of my life. She even has a boyfriend. I picked her up from her bf's apartment, took her to my place, and at her ass.

For me the question is
'how do I stop people from begging me for it'
Yeah, it's an ego boost. But it's also kinda distracting.

cont.
walk to her
talk to her
learn her
have her walk to you
have her talk to you
have her learning you
concentrate on the things she like
show interest
have her concentrate on the things you like
have her showing interest
become friend with her
have her become friend with you
show more interest
more
notice when she is ready for next step (you'll know, her eyes will be asking for your dick at this moment)
show you are a good guy by NOT pulling it out.
ask her out
BE NICE
repeat : ask out, be nice (don't forget to still be nice out of the dates also)
repeat until she is ready (look at her eyes, there will Be a big "I WANT SEX NOW" sign)
just say something dumb like "eh... are you thinking about the same thing as me ?"
If it doesnt work, restart from the very beginning.
After a few restarts, ask the dumb question again then kiss her.

NOW THE BEST PART : You don't have to do nothing, it will flow like the air.

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How tf

Have you ever watched an entire anime without seeing any spoilers?

I feel like I have to do something other than "go with the flow". I've been going with the flow for 33 years, and it brought me here. The flow isn't working. What do you mean by being "really" open? As a heterosexual male, I'm open to having sex with essentially any woman. I don't know how to be more open than that.
Even a kiss seems like an insurmountable barrier at this stage. I don't know how to know if a kiss might even be appropriate. I'd hate to try something and have her be creeped out because I didn't understand that it wasn't appropriate.
How do you do it? Are you just super hot? Or some other magical attractiveness?

worse, a tinder date.

This mf knows what's up. I used to do Uber in Paris for two years, during the night. There wasn't a week where I didn't spend money on whores.

Thanks for the elaboration. Some of that makes sense. My big problem is I don’t know how to interpret signs. She might be interested, but I’d have no clue how to differentiate between that and just being nice.

Yes.
Overrated.
Be the last guy standing at the bar

Wouldn’t the last woman leave well before that?

Faggot advice for faggots

Go to the gym.
Get some muscle.
Share cabs with girls on their way back from clubs - normally they’ll jump me before we’re half way to their place.

I guess, don’t be you OP. You sound like a faggot

>As a heterosexual male, I'm open to having sex with essentially any woman. I don't know how to be more open than that.
That's what I used to think. You're not. You don't believe it can happen. They pick up on that.

Do you drink? A good start would be drinking a little more and faster. Let the alcohol loosen you up.

> How do you do it? Are you just super hot? Or some other magical attractiveness?

Never thought I was attractive. But I've hit the gym and improved my diet. Most guys are goofy looking in some way or another. It's only the minority of college aged bros that are really blessed with looks.

Women aren't that into looks. So forget your looks.

I know it's hard, bro. I'm speaking with confidence, but even after some success, it remains hard for me.

I know I've been vague. Just telling you, there is hope. Open your mind. I can't explain it. You have to gradually experience it. It takes baby steps.

I got a blowjob off some chick I went to hs with for $100 so she could buy heroin.

I'm the mf you are talking about and I never paid for sex. I was just too curious when a friend was talking about prostitutes. He didn't only told me only the price that the prostitute announced him, he told me the void and cold look in the eyes she had when she said it, and the fact she was prettyer than heaven and young as you couldn't tell and not even sad, just doing her job. After that, my friend told he would "think about it" and drove home, not forgeting to stop by on the way, nearly vommiting from the shock.

Life is hard, but you can always find someone with a harder life than yours.

>drinking a little more and faster.
Very bad advice
You do not want to be the obnoxious drunk horny faggot asshole pestering all the ladies.

Go the opposite.
Remain stone cold sober and take advantage of the the drunk girls.

chitchat more and you'll learn yourself how to interpret signs.

>do you drink?
Yep, more than I probably should. Mostly alone. It numbs the pain of loneliness.
I hope you're right and there still is hope. I've been trying hard to meet more women. Meeting them isn't that complicated, but going beyond seems almost impossible.

>How do you do it? Are you just super hot? Or some other magical attractiveness?

Honestly, I'm not sure, it just kinda started happening. But I can tell you that I'm not like most people. I prefer to take a scientific approach to problems and I don't like being distracted by my sexual urges.

I've worked masturbation into a daily routine, so my body adapted to that rythm and I'm pretty much only horny once a day now: exactly where it fits in my routine. Because of this, my sex drive is pretty much off in everyday situations.

That's one thing that gives me a big advantage: I'm not conscious about my words or nervous I might say something wrong. I can just act as if I'm with my friends. I talk more, move my body more fluently and don't get nervous when talking to hot girls.

Another thing I noticed, I get even more stares and requests when I'm sleep deprived? Which is kinda odd. Perhaps it's because I'm calmer? I don't know.

Perhaps that's the reason, I don't know. But I hope this helps. Maybe some other user could help explain?

I'll gladly share details about my personal life. As long as I stay anonymous.

By faggots, for faggots : Yea Forums

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Is there anything you can elaborate on when it comes to escalating a relationship? I can comfortably talk to women, even really attractive ones, so long as I just treat it as a normal friendly conversation. Trouble is, I have absolutely no clue how to escalate beyond that. None of my interactions ever get beyond friendly chitchat.

DON4T DRINK ALONE ! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !
(it is what makes you bad trip. no, really)

Does drinking with anons count as alone? I'm drinking right now.

nope, you must drink to celebrate, not to numb the pain. (at least tend to celebrate with people)
But drinking alone means there is no one to stop you when you drink too much. that's why we drink at parties : because there are many ( at least 2) people.

Alcohol

Hey lads come join this d*scord server its pretty kino tbqh

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1. I lost my v's at 19 to my 24yo GF
2. Great when you first start, over-rated when you've got it on tap, the whole world when you you've had it on tap but that stops (eg a breakup).
Sex is one of those things that you only realise how much you love it once it's been taken away from you. That said, I'd rather have a relationship when I get laid once or twice every two or three weeks with someone I love then have a lot of sex with someone I don't care about.

3. Treat women like you treat your friends, minus a little bit of the crudeness, be natural (assuming your personality is even vaguely nice), do vaguely interesting things like seeing music or art etc, play it cool but become attuned for the right signals to make your move. Some women are easier to read than others.

fuck it, it's 4AM and I've been awake for more than 24hours. I hate you Yea Forums.

Well I don’t really have anything to celebrate. Just a few bottles of scotch that need some company.

Who cares. You’re boring.

Overrated from the first time to the most recent. I could honestly live without it and would prefer to. Emotional attachment and hugs feel way better.

>then have a lot of sex with someone I don't care about.
I did that. It was horrible. Everytime I think about this period, I disgust myself.

>Emotional attachment and hugs feel way better.
That user right ther gets it right.

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I was suprised by the genuine answer by the way, that feels good to see. Thanks!
Social behavior doesn't come naturally to me. I find it scary to explore new territory. A while ago I met a girl who kept asking me out, touching me 'accidentally' and really liked my help on problems she really could fix herself. So I decided to just ask her for a relationship, as she seemed to like me a bit too much, I thought it would be a safe bet to try exploring the concept of a 'relationship' with her. (I had no idea what the heck that was back then).

But, as you might know, it's difficult to ask certain questions, scary even. To handle such questions I used an approach that I used back when I needed help for unrelated matters:
1. Figure out what the context would look like where you could ask what you want.
2. Figure out the situation where you'd say your thing
3. Practice it in your head over and over until you feel confident with it.
4. Create the situation from step one and just let your practice do the job.

What I said to get my first relationship (yeah, it's akward)
> are you single?
>yes
> would you like to change that?
>are you asking if I want a relationship with someone else or...
> with me, that's... Yeah that. Would you?
>yeah, I'd like to try that. You're really bad at this
> I haven't done this before, I'm not sure what I'm doing.

And that was that.

From that moment she let me grab her hand and lean against her, etc. I don't know how people like to do this, but that's my experience.

Although she preferred for me to just explore her body and stop me when she was uncomfortable, I probably should've asked for consent, which I did not.

I'm wasn't sure how to ask, my brain was pretty much completely stuffed with emotion, I couldn't think in that moment. Now that I think of it, I'm going to have to figure that out. I don't want to end up with sexual harassment charges.

sort of.. 2 girls that I've been with the first one would let me go down on her, then said she'd let me fuck her if I 'dressed up' in her lingerie, then she fucked me with a strap on, it was okay. then I have another girl that I deal with regularly but it's kind of the same shit :/ said I wanted to fuck her and she help me down and told me I was the girl

I tried that too after my first breakup. That's really not enjoyable.

>only realize how much you love it once it's been taken away from you
Or if you never get any. Sex is like food. It's necessary to sustain a basic human life. Most people have access to sex, so to them it's not a big deal, but if you go your whole life without a reliable source of food and it becomes the most important thing in the world.
I do treat women just like I would treat anyone else, and I think that's part of the reason I'm still a virgin. At some point, you've got to escalate and treat them differently than a friend, but I don't know when that is or how to do it.
That's not very nice.

then do something you can be proud of later. fix yourself a goal. tell everybody you know you're gonna do that, and do it.

i lost my virginity to a girl who basically straight up asked me. we weren't a thing for long but it gave me a lot of confidence, i have only ever fucked girls who wanted it as much (or more) than i did.
here's a tip: if you're with a girl NEVER let on that you're desperate for sex and/or that she's the only one you can get it from. women know how horny guys are and that we will rarely refuse sex, and so many guys willingly and stupidly let women take the high ground because of this, and tremendously and needlessly devalue themselves in the process. you need to act as though (and actually believe that) you, too, are desirable and have other options. this will make her want you more because if you imply that you're worth competing for, she's now looking at you as the object of desire because she GETS to fuck you and not the other women who would be happy to, instead of her being the only girl you managed to secure a lay with (which makes her look at both you and herself unflatteringly)
of course it still falls on you to get the ball rolling, but having this mentality is the key, and even if you're not that attractive, SO few guys realize this that it will still set you apart.

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Threaten their life and the wellbeing of their family. Tell them they are all dead if they go to anybody. Easy.

I've been awake for 53 at this point

Fuck I hate my sleep problems. No, it's not Yea Forums, I legitimately can't sleep for days on end sometimes, no matter how much I try.

Eh, it's alright. It's easy enough to do, just be interesting and not fake.

But it has its benefits : you know, after that, that you don't want to live like this. that love is mor important than sex.

OP - I apologize in advance for how trite and canned and artificial this sounds, if there was a spray-on "genuine" flavor enhancer I would...but:

You *have* to get over your fear of rejection. You might hit on a girl and she might say no. Most of the time they will do it politely. Some of them wont, but that's rare.

But most incel/foreveralone folks have this bent that it's unsafe unless "will you go out with me" is a guaranteed YES, and there's no possibility they will get rebuffed.

What are questions for if there is only one acceptable answer? You're not the type for some chicks. And some chicks aren't your type. That's ok, and if you are terrified of that, then THAT is the problem you need to address. It's deep stuff, underlying security about the core of "you".. The people that easily get laid aren't afraid of rejection because they're not bothered or deterred by who they are. So this is the problem you need to get to the root of. Sorry I can't provide further info.

Master Cock have spoken.

Yup, I knew that before I ever slept with anyone or had a relationship. Sex has never been a thing I have wanted to share with anyone.

But I didn't know how enormously more important love was. And how it felt, it was amazing. But breaking hurts a lot more than I'd like it too. And considering I don't really feel the need for a relationship, I don't think I'll be dating anytime soon.

Perhaps that urge will come later.

Thanks for the details. Interesting to hear how you found your first relationship. I'm also worried about getting sexual harassment charges for trying anything, especially in today's society. I don't know how a man is supposed to survive when a single misstep is social suicide.
Yikes. Well, at least you had sex. Sort of.

This user is 100% dead on, OP. Listen well.

You need to approach, and not worry about the outcome. If you're shot down, no biggie. Honestly, if the reject you, and you see the same chick a month later and you approach again and act like all's well - you'll have a decent chance of getting in her pants.

stop drinking those redbulls and switch off the computer, then lay down and read a book... mmmhhh... 53 you said ? the book must be at least as long as the bible, user.

You're right, of course. But it's much more than just a fear of rejection. #metoo has me terrified that just asking a woman out will be seen as sexual harassment, and destroy my life. The only difference between a good move and a creepy move is how attracted the woman is to the man, and I'm sure I won't be on the attractive side of that equation.

My sis was watching me and she didnt know I caught it on vid
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>What's it like?
I finally lost my virginity a few weeks ago with some girl I hooked up with. Maybe it was because of nerves, but I didn't cum, I also had a condom on and didn't feel much? It was super weird. It's not super life changing, but the intimacy with the person is really nice.

She had been flirting with me for nearly a year, unfortunately for her, I'm oblivious to that. Then one day she asked me out. I noticed how she tried to show that she was scared to just ask me out. So I accepted and we went out and I asked her near the end of the day.

I've transcribed the conversation here:
That's exactly the conversation we had. Right before getting ice cream.

I was mostly just curious about what the heck a relationship was. I just couldn't figure it out myself so eventually I couldn't suppress my curiosity and just tried it with her. I initially intended to satisfy my curiosity and move on. But it in less than a minute after asking her the emotions that arrised from being with her and touching her convinced me to stay.

I don't like reading
I don't drink alcohol
I don't smoke
I don't do drugs
I don't eat too much sugar
I've got a healthy diet
I work out about 10 hours a week
I make sure I get enough mental stimulation
I maintain my social life
I avoid harmful radiation and substances
I've got an automated banking system

I've got a fucking sleep disorder.

give me your money .. and i will give you my stupid wife ...

we are animals who want to reproduce to feel happy, but this is not the only goal achievable in life.

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How stupid are we talking here?

This. When you look around and see all these "chads" picking up left right and centre, sure they're fit but so many of these scummy guys are so alright with who they are as people they can project that confidence on whoever they're trying to sleep with. They "know" they're great (even if they aren't and don't forget many women can see through the shitty guys) and that vibes with people.

I'm currently doing that, it's helps cover up the hurt but it doesn't get rid of it.

>At some point, you've got to escalate and treat them differently than a friend, but I don't know when that is or how to do it.
That's where the trick comes in and it's much more art than science. Some people will never get to the escalation stage, other's you'll only get one or two subtle chances, others again you'll theoretically be beating them off with a stick etc etc

>I don't smoke
>I don't do drugs
But they're fun

I'd drop sex faster than 9.81 m/s if sterilising didn't mean I'd lose my muscles.

not as stupid as me to marry her

>I'm currently doing that, it's helps cover up the hurt but it doesn't get rid of it.
That did not help me. It felt different. I'm not doing that again.

I'd get rid of my sex drive right away if I got the chance. But... I kinda need my muscles.

Sterilisation would mean I'd not have as much testosterone, and I'd lose my strength.

seriously .... i think paying for sex can help you .. it will get rid of the virgin part ... and then you could focus not just at having sex but finding the right person to have sex with you

>I don't like reading
start reading.
I got a sleep disorder too. Screens induce beta waves in your brain. It makes your brain believe he is dreaming. Too much screens = no more dreams, so you don't feel the urge to sleep anymore. Hardcore gamers can die in front of their screen from dehydratation and lack of sleep, user. Browing Yea Forums is the same.

Plenty of people fall asleep in front of the tv or holding their phone every day user

Besides, I've tried turning off my tech plenty of times. For weeks even. It doesn't help. I've tried a lot of different things, but suggestions are welcome.

Who told you about sterilisation there ? you are not suposed to be as Solid Snake.

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lol dunno, I can't seep either

This is thinking in extremes. Or else you are so clueless about hitting on girls (this is ok to be clueless, I don't mean that word in a pejorative sense. fwiw I'm a 35 year old virgin) that you conflate striking up a conversation (with intent to get laid/date whatever) with sexual impropriety. If that's your problem, again, that's fine to not know the difference.

I don't have the time to do a comprehensive exploratory treatise here, but one of the main factors that makes women feel uncomfortable is whether they are "trapped" with you. easiest example is in an elevator after the door closes. Obvious, right? they're physically stuck with you. Probably a bad time to ask for a date (but if you're comfortable, it's not a bad opportunity to compliment her or talk about the hotel or whatever).

Second "trapped" circumstance is when they're at work at customer service. They have to be nice to you, so don't repeatedly hit on them if they're behind the counter or serving your table. But, great opportunity to practice small talk or smile and flirt (and if you dont know how to do this, that's ok).

Third "captive" area is at work. This is just one of a litany of reasons not to hit on girls at work. But they can't get away from you, so that makes them uncomfortable, and that's where you get this #MEEEEEEEE2222222 allegations.

The mistake your likely making is trying to do cold pickup. Walking up to random chicks and talk to them is hard. try lower hanging fruit by putting yourself in positions where your forced to talk to girls (meetup groups, volunteering, etc [again, sorry for the trite response, but it's true: cold pickup >> required interaction in terms of diffculty], sorry I don't have magic suggestions on what specific grups to join or whatever. You have to do that part yourself).

Depending on your approach,, many women are *flattered* being sincerely approached and asked out, even if they no. me2 is mostly superior/subordinate misconduct

I'd like to be tough. My sexuality, tough enjoyable, has always been more of an unnecessary urge than something I really needed.

I'd rather have it like a video game. I can it off when I want to. Unfortunately, my balls don't have an off switch.

And I'm not 'supposed' to be anything. Unless you're religious or something.