I dun goofed

I dun goofed.
Which one of you medical experts can help me?
I bought an inflatable buttplug a few weeks ago.
I've been having fun with it.
Lots of fun.

Too much fun...

Today I have diarrhea. Sexy, I know.

The problem is that it has leaked out several times now involuntarily. Unless I consciously keep my ass squeezed tight it will leak out at the slightest provocation like some kind of ninja shit.

What can I do to RECTIFY (hehe) the situation?

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Kill yourself please

Cool friend, I like your style

>What can I do
Suicide. Shit doesn't matter after you're dead.

Congrats you snapped your o ring. You will need surgery to repair. The anus is not for sex you disgusting pile of human garbage. Sorry, garbage has more use than you but it's the lowliest thing i can describe you as.

Degenerate faggot repent and seek the love of Christ

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this. you're shitting yourself for life now. have fun.

Explain the joys of anal vs mental health proclivity and ill give you proper advice

Im a medfag

But first I want you to admit anal insertions are not enjoyable but instead are linked to your low self esteem

> "Snapped your O ring"
> "Snapped"
> "O ring"
I can't tell if this is high quality bait or just plain old stupidity.

congrats, good luck being in diapers for the rest of your life. im guessing you would even enjoy wearing them.

Well...

I wouldn't do it if it were not enjoyable so I do not understand your argument. I mean, it DOES feel good.

medfag here.
First of all, if this isn't bait then you are fucking stupid. Go see a doctor. I suspect what's happened is that you've overused the circular muscles that make up the sphincter. Just stop using the buttplug for a while and your anus will return back to its initial state.

Try not inserting anything for a few days to let it go back to its original position, should be fine people in this thread are just being dumb

You shouldn't have come to Yea Forums for this. The incels are angry.

That's what you get for being a fag, check alibaba and order a fuckton of cheap diapers,you'll need it,faggot.

we're not the ones shitting ourselves for being fags

wtf is this you? Post more gape

>incels being angry at someone pleasuring himself in his basement

You shouldn't use words you don't understand,newfriend.

>You shouldn't have come to Yea Forums for this. The incels are angry.
You shouldn't have come to Yea Forums for this. The goys and faggots who spam gay porn on here are angry.

It will recover but it will never go back to its initial state. In fact you can tell if someone has had a lot of big things up their ass. The hole will be oval (lengthened along the bisect line) rather than round.

muscles dont 'retract' just because you want them to. hes stretched it out proportionally to the point were he could almost be having a rectal prolapse. you trying to comfort him saying that "i'tll all be fine sweetheart just dont put anything in there for a while" isn't helping him in the slightest.

>
better get used to it now.

He will shit his pants one last time. That's it.

Just leave the buttplug in your ass when you have diarrhea.

What if I only put big oval things in my ass?

Put on some white pants and go jogging. The exercise will increase blood flow and speed up the healing. Sorry you broke your mud whistle, but at least you know your ass isn't a toy now, fagitt.

You have diarrhea. Uncontrollable shitting and random bowel movements are effects of diarrhea.

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Hahaha you fucking deserve it

FPBP

that's some gape.

Well, you need to retrain your asshole to automatically constrict.

1. Find a wizard willing to bridge the huge gaping fissure of Khazad Dum that is your ass.

2. Have the wizard tell the shit, "you cannot pass"

3. ???

4. Profit I guess.

I had the same thing happen to me op almost to a t.
I shit my self once when I went to lift a heavy ladder and that's when I decided to stop.
You have to stop for it to go back, and practise clenching the hell out of your butthole as many times as you can remember to every day.
I was doing butt stuff for about 2 years, and it took about a year for it to go back to normal.

You ever notice how when you stretch the elastic out on the neck of your shirt to far it doesn't go back to normal?
You're fucked.

Maybe thats why people say not to stick things inn your ass, you fucking retard. It's not the same thing as a pussy.
Too late now. Better invest in a butt plug, or a cork, or something.

Is this actually you, or just an exagerated pic for reference?

It's exactly the same thing as a pussy you dumb shit. Muscles and tissue.

Pussy can become perma-stretched as well.

You are spilling diarhea from your mouth tho

Wear a buttplug 24/7

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Need to squeeze on that plug to train muscles. If you just shit it out every time, what do you expect?

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