Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Chase Sullivan
Adrian Taylor
Chakotay just tried to rape me in the turbo lift. Help!
Elijah Martinez
I'd let him.
Bet he has a nice big Indian dick.
Kevin Sullivan
I have Borg nanoprobes up my ass. Don’t ask how they got there.
Eli Cox
You know exactly how they got there.
I'm an emergency physician, not a proctologist.
Owen Powell
I had a friend edit my transported buffer for reasons, now I have 7 dicks.
Jack Sanchez
i just came blood. alot of blood. could it be a klingon std?
Blake Smith
pls papa doctor captain jainway caught me mastabating 2 hentai in the holodeck please kill me
Dylan Hill
Does Riker have any STDs? I'm asking for a friend.
Joseph Fisher
...
Tyler Scott
doctor to the bridge... we have... some borg problems that need to be discussed up here
Ayden Sullivan
Test
Ethan Clark
Considering you're a ferengi i doubt it
Chase Price
I keep getting blood on my toilet paper after I take a shit
Camden Bell
hhhh..
Mason Perry
Probably a hemorrhoid. Take a picture of you asshole and post it.
Brody Gomez
I don't know who the fuck you are but could you stop probing my ass and return me to my trailer park?
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Qwe
Gavin Allen
...
Ethan Brown
k. hang on a sec
Jonathan Long
Me: We have a problem with illegal parasites coming across our southern shield facing, please doctor, we need an inoculation!
Doctor: A blanket of anestizine gas followed up by injections of cyanide could work!
Me: good work doctor!
Jordan Stewart
Doctor we just received information that the holodeck th- *looks at the doctor dramatic music plays
Kayden Hill
Well, fuck me.
Aaron Scott
Luis Martin
That makes me miss home
Dominic Howard
Hey Doc, Neelix caught me cumming in todays lunch. He was cool, he said hed keep it quiet but said I needed to come check I couldn't pass my AIDS on to the rest of the ship? Am I OK?
Kayden Sanders
my sides
Easton Taylor
Someone set Neelix on fire. I don't want you to help him, I though you'd like to watch him burn.
Ryan Carter
Hey doc, my commanding officer seems to be like a cat in heat. She keeps ordering me to take a shower with her and she's acting like a wild animal.
Owen Butler
Well I really didn't like him either
Wyatt Morales
Hemorrhoid. Stop fucking yourself with your mom's dildo.
Thomas Ramirez
Sam apparently youre the captain of a starship in this timeline...
Oh boy
Jaxson Bennett
god i hope people get this
Luke Robinson
Contracted jungle fever. Need cure.
Oliver Scott
You're way to old to be on this image board, Dad. Get off of Yea Forums or I'm telling mom.
Caleb Davis
Would have been a better ending than the last episode we got.
Lincoln Myers
Please doc help me, I've got disco fever
Levi Watson
I did - kekd hard
Ryan Richardson
I set all options in the replicator to "Jizz" and Worf punched me.
Why was Worf the only one who punched me?
Oliver Cook
He's not indian you retard, he's native american they don't even look anything alike and it's all over his character arc how can you get that shit wrong?
You don't know difference between india and america? holy fuck you dumb piece of shit
Alexander Murphy
An emotionless woman. Her character was sexy as hell.
Dominic Diaz
Please stop that
Isaiah Gomez
Hey Doc, I have to install the Deepfake patch on you, can you give me a second?
Don't worry about it, it is just a few cosmetic changes.
It shouldn't take more than a sec to install.
Carson Clark
would have been better than the entire garbage series we got after
Evan Murphy
nuq ruvvam nge'ta' ghaH Ha' Ha' Ha' reH doesn't yaj ghaH
John Martinez
>fucking indians
Jack Parker
Sorry doc, it's spreading we need a cure now!
Jaxon Walker
chakotay was space indian also he wasn't even indian he was mexican or something and got his shit pushed in for making up all the indian stuff
Robert Russell
doc?
wait aren't you the chef?
are you the good chef or the bad one he he
Benjamin Kelly
I don't know anymore, if there's no cure I might have to boogie all week
Ian Fisher
It wasn't him that made up the bullshit. The writing team hired a known con artist as a consultant because background checks are hard.
Ryan Hernandez
to be fair he got away with it for so long because nobody genuinely gave a shit about indians
Bentley Ortiz
Cross meme contamination in transporter accident.
Brayden Hughes
Even the actor playing the character hated the character. He kept demanding a raise so that they'd sack him but they just kept throwing more money at him. That out of nowhere romance with 7 in the past season? One of his demands.
Asher Roberts
i liked Enterprise
Landon Anderson