It's this thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

It's this thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.

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Why? What could you possibly know that I would care about?

why did you make another gay thread

Just select an age German virgin Yea Forumsro and stick with it.
You oscillate randomly between 35 and 39.
Anyway, how are you?
Btw, you are handsome, why don't you have sex already and stop making these gay threads?

Fuck off, I lost my virginity at 23.

I'm a wizard, bro. My wisdom has no boundaries.

I'm autistic and thus love repetitive behaviour.

Hugged a girl yesterday, geton my level nerds.

Why have you been beating your meat every single day for the past 24 years? All you had to do was practice no fap for 2-3 weeks and you would've had a girlfriend but no, you were too weak to even fucking attempt that, very pathetic

>Just select an age German virgin Yea Forumsro and stick with it.
>You oscillate randomly between 35 and 39.

I don't. You might confuse me with the fat guy who is 34.

>Anyway, how are you?

Been working today. No writing job applications. Same as each weekend.

>Btw, you are handsome, why don't you have sex already and stop making these gay threads?

Still no game.

2-3 weeks is usually no problem. I'm not a chronic masturbator.

I have yet to seen any scientific evidence supporting the notion that "no fap" will bring any benefits to the one practicing it. You along with everyone else who's obsessed over if one has ever has sex or not or if one masturbates or not should just quit your bullshit and move on with your lives. Life doesn't revolve around sex, and if you think so then I'm REALLY sorry for you.

Sheeeeiiittt

Damn. That never worked before.

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OP is a faggot and a narcissist

True

>scientific evidence
here you go again, you fucking nerd imbecile. You're addicted to wanking so much, that you can't even suppress the urge for longer than a week, to find it out for yourself. I feel sorry for ur mom, she probably wanted to have grandkids, but instead she got a fucking pussy of a son.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Dont compare the internet to real life in this situation jesus fuck.

I see that I hit a little too close to home, sorry pathetic user. Change ur chronic masturbation ways and come find me after three weeks, when your transformation is complete and you have finally acquired a mate. You might finally see a smile on your mother's face again.

OP has to start somewhere.

First time I hear (read) this, but actually it worked for me. Lost my virginity at 24 when I was still fapping, but got my first real girlfriend and wife a few months laterafter not fapping for many weeks (traveling)

If you masturbate you basically shut off all your sexual urge for many hours so you won't have any motivation or courage to actually out do yourself or talk to a girl and say the right things. Basically girls lose their attractiveness to a masturbated guy.

Jesse?

I know right. Sad to see that most brothers are too lost in their chronic masturbator ways to actually find out about this for themselves.

>If you masturbate you basically shut off all your sexual urge for many hours so you won't have any motivation or courage to actually out do yourself or talk to a girl and say the right things. Basically girls lose their attractiveness to a masturbated guy.
It's true.
Why do you think they promote masturbation and free porn to young boys?
Did you know that the Israeli army was transmitting free porn to Palestinian TVs to make them weak?
Porn is a weapon of war.
Stop watching porn.
Stop masturbating.
>lmao you are on Yea Forums
So? This makes me an expert on the subject.
I know how destructive porn and masturbation is.

Savage hahaha

36 and still a kissless virgin? You're pretty much an embarassment to yourself, like, you must have some actual issues gutting up for women.

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28yo kissless virgin d00mer here. Will just wait two more years and then I'll spec seduction and charisma with my wizard points, gonna be rolling in the bitches. Currently writing a book, it's going to be a bestseller, working in switzerland as a backup plan if the bestseller would fail, so I'll still have 2 years' worth of amassed wealth in worst case. Literally nothing can go wrong, I can feel the powers already.

Christopher Taxman, remember the name.

What could an incel possibly write about that normal people would be interested in?

Yikes.
>nothing can go wrong
Sounds like everything already went wrong.

if everything already went wrong then he's right nothing can go wrong LOL

You fool.
Have sex already.
No mortal should ever have this kind of power.
You can't handle this much magical energy!

at least someone gets the doomer part lol :DDD
I'm writing about a corporate conspiracy theory in a sci-fi setting, lots of murder and nerd talk, central theme is nihilism and how terrorists become terrorists, will ridicule woke shit and the petty problems we make for ourselves instead of trying to achieve posthumanist self-improvement and wether we at the current levels of our self-understanding should even try to evolve ourselves or just get phased out entirely. That's it in a nutshell, thx for your interest.
no.

lol no.

OP here. I'm fucking back.

Fuck off, we are full.

>I'm fucking
yeah.. sure

Damn.

HOLY SHIT
BASED
KRAUTS BTFO FOREVER
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

I'm still in shock.

>Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything
what your favorite condom brand?

What's your favourite genre of porn?

I don't watch much porn. If I masturbate, I only masturbate to stuff like r/gonewild etc.

>/r/whatever
There's why you are a virgin

>I don't watch much porn.
u are such a failure...

>virgin
>not watching porn
You are such a lousy liar

I masturbate maybe once or twice per week. And always to stuff like r/gonewild or things that get posted into the pics you shouldn't share threads here.

I asked you what kind of porn you like to watch faggot.
Don't tell me you never go to /gif/

At most, I go to /s/. Generally, I don't like to watch other guys fucking women. That's pretty gay.

Lol you are a virgin, you watch porn and masturbated at least twice a day fucking hypocrite

>Approach me and talk to me.
Hey miss. I am not homo just shy about hitting females. My penis say hi. You touch it? Why you walk away?

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Last time I have masturbated was Thu evening.

You replied to the wrong user. I'm the user that you called a "nerd imbecile". I never said that I wouldn't ever have kids, and I don't think that my mother cares that much to be honest.

>no flirting cuz too tard
>no hookers
>no whoring yourself
>no raping
>no dogs
have you considered go fuck yourself?

Kids are overrated. Just live your life.

This. I find it a bit surprising that 4chins users want to conform to the status quo so much.

Did you at least try? You could always pay for it, $1000 for 30 seconds

Yes. I've forced myself to go out and chat up girls for most of my 20s. Wasted so many evenings. Also used Tinder.

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Lost at 18 stop being a fag and talk to girls

I'm talking to girls. I'm just being a retard about it.

Sits in virgin den all day
>gee why cant i get laid

Fuck the most compelling no fap argument
Fuck these jews

What the fuck do you say to them practice more

Not much actually. Usually, the conversation fizzles out very quickly because I don't have anything to say.

Check your self you fat or have horrible style? Do you smell awful ? Thats the problem half the time. Its all a numbers game. Also dont jusy post up at a bar shoot and scoot. Scope the scene target the chubby chicks or ones that look right to you. Chatt them up and see if theres a vibe. If no vibe hit a different spot

>Check your self you fat or have horrible style?

Nope. Pretty decent looking.

>Do you smell awful ?

Also no.

>Scope the scene target the chubby chicks or ones that look right to you

I don't remember even seeing somebody looking at me or indicating possible interest in any other way.

>If no vibe hit a different spot

There never was a vibe.